Monday, March 6, 2017

And Now This Word from Outer Space.

Latest Travis McGee wankfic preview edition.
“The main Muslim prayer, the Shahada: ‘There is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his messenger.’ The green Saudi flag is basically the same as the black flag of jihad, except for the color.”

“Right. They have to wipe their feet on the Shahada flag, spit on it, and pledge loyalty to king and country. And it’s all videotaped. Tends to separate the sheep from the goats, knowing they can never live among practicing Muslims ever again. In the end, most of them went through the ritual. And most of them said they were glad to do it.”

“Even so, Colonel, I wouldn’t trust them. The Koran tells them to lie to infidels if it helps to spread Islam.”

“The sincere ex-Muslims are the best at sniffing out the fakers. They know that if there’s any more Muslim terrorism in the UK, they’ll all be deported next time—every last one of them. And they don’t want to go back, oh no, they don’t want to go back. Being dropped off on a deserted stretch of the Libyan beach is not very pleasant, I’d imagine. And after they take the king’s oath standing on the Saudi flag, it’s a death sentence if they’re ever sent back to a Muslim country. It’s all on videotape. They know full well they have the most to lose from any more Muslim terrorism in Britain. They’re the best ferrets we have, the sincere ex-Muslims. Most of them became Christians, just prove their loyalty even more strongly. Anyway, there’s not many left. Most of them went home on the ships. Better than ninety percent. The ex-Muslims who are left are a good lot, by and large. King and country.”

“It’s hard to believe they’d just agree to leave like that.”

“They didn’t have much choice about it. Remember, this all happened soon after Paris and the start of the French Civil War. We were all watching it on television, hour by hour. The Muslims in the UK knew that if we went in hard, like the French Army did, the only alternative to deportation was dying in the rubble. The French example was staring them in the face. Anyway, most of them are still alive—which is more than you can say for the Christians in the Middle East.”
Detailed genocide fantasy provided by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)

29 comments:

  1. Remember when freep lost its mind over schoolchildren stepping on pictures of Jesus as a thought experiment?

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  2. "To: Rastus
    Wishful feeeeeeeeling from mud people.

    3 posted on 3/6/2017, 2:26:59 PM by rockrr (Everything is different now...)"

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3532108/posts?page=3#3


    Wow, you've got a guy calling someone "mud people" in a reply to a guy who calls himself Rastus.

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  3. Travis McGee (Matt Bracken) is like a high school dropout version of Tom Clancy.

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    1. Poor man's version of the Turner Diaries, more like it.

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    2. He has a pic of himself with an Uzi obviously taken no later than about 1985.

      No self-respecting soldier would have used an Uzi. They were garbage.

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    3. As a phallic replacement symbol, its just the size that matters.

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    4. The Uzi was the premiere weapon of choice for every 80's action film badass

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    5. I'm not sure what area of the service he's in, but you'd never catch anyone but a poser with an Uzi.

      MP5, yes...Uzi? Not unless he's in the IDF.

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    1. "Tonight: Objectivism and Christianity collide! Warning: the results may shock and disgust you."

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    2. What horseshit -- "forced to be creative"

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    1. I still wish with all my heart there had been a FR live stream of the vacant, empty inauguration day parade in the pouring rain. It looked like a state funeral. Watching them try to cheer that would have been gold.

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  6. FBI chief Comey says he plans to serve entire 10-year term.... IN PRISON AS SOON AS HE IS CONVICTED AND SENTENCED.

    I guess Trump is going to start throwing everyone who disagrees with him in prison?

    Freepers live in a dream world, a landscape of their own making where President Obama was born in Kenya, Donnie Trump is an almighty king, Hillary murdered half of the folks in Arkansas and RimJob needs three hundred thousand dollars a year.

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    1. They so wanted Trump to be a Putin-ish autocrat.
      Freeper tears are the sweetest tears there are!

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  7. "The FBI investigated a Trump server in its Russia probe, but no charges are expected
    03/09/2017 6:32:56 AM PST · by blutobob · 20 replies
    FOX ^ | 3/9/17 | John Solomon"

    link

    It looks like blutobob is trying to pass this off as info that comes from Fox when it actually comes from something called circa.com

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  8. Still fumbling for an idea about what to do with health care. Eight solid years and still no clues. No clues at all.
    Oh so stupid!
    Hey -- your eye is inflamed? Hit it with some capsaicin!
    FFS.

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    1. In order to keep cost of government low, the Republicans should suggest paying for Trumpcare by reducing Medicare and Social Security.

      Then you'll really hear some wailing from Wrinklbag Republic.

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    2. I would love for Republicans to gut Medicare. The rubes voted for it.

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  9. Here's the really disturbing thing about it. It's not just simulated rape; it's simulated rape of a girl. A minor.

    I'm shocked but not particularly surprised that Freepers would defend this. They're 80 year old men who never grew up. They're basically a bunch of aging men's rights advocates who are bitter because they're unmarried or divorced and they haven't gotten laid in a few decades. So to them anything goes as long as someone they hate gets upset over it.

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  10. Freepers follow fads. From Arkancide to the "Deep State" there is always some secret thing going on that they somehow magically know about.

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3534662/posts

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  11. Unless it's their own daughter. Then watch them go berserk.

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  12. Rachel Maddow has been out since her freshman year of college, over twenty years ago, and these dumbasses think they've stumbled on a story.

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    1. Their core values and uncompromising prudery are very fluid.

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