tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post4111926763060874230..comments2023-11-03T06:57:29.839-04:00Comments on Freeper Madness: Saturday PixUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-43474436912264930112016-07-10T13:08:03.497-04:002016-07-10T13:08:03.497-04:00Politics is the art of the possible. A Santorum Pr...Politics is the art of the possible. A Santorum Presidency isn't (possible) and Cruzesque dominionist heresy fails on both criteria. <br /><br />If you want a candidate with solid theology you're going to have to choke down a large slice of non-judgemental mercy, charity and forgiveness which will inevitably have Freepers screaming RINO/socialist.<br /><br />They don't care if it is a duplicitous, adulterous, faithless opportunist in charge ... just so long as there is plenty of judgement, wrath, smiting and general self-righteousness to go around.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-77365894661687173102016-07-10T12:35:24.772-04:002016-07-10T12:35:24.772-04:00Choosing a candidate based on unimpeachable person...Choosing a candidate based on unimpeachable personal faithfulness leads to Mitt Romney. We all know how that went down in Freeperistan. <br /><br />Trump and Newt on the other hand are unrepentant serial cheats and adulterers. Perfect match. Newt just needs to get his racism mojo back before people start thinking he's going soft on the obsolete farming implements [(c)Lazmacaine]. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-71078410020244519092016-07-10T11:50:54.627-04:002016-07-10T11:50:54.627-04:00As a FReeper in exile, I want true servants of Jes...As a FReeper in exile, I want true servants of Jesus Christ to me my political representives.Theophilushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15730156026267571112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-46346207166924237872016-07-10T11:47:00.775-04:002016-07-10T11:47:00.775-04:00Re: Gingrich. I believe it's impossible to a ...Re: Gingrich. I believe it's impossible to a faithful public conservative when you are not a faithful personal conservative.Theophilushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15730156026267571112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-18346545187973512562016-07-10T03:16:11.685-04:002016-07-10T03:16:11.685-04:00You'uns are just so DARNED convincing!
I spend...You'uns are just so DARNED convincing!<br />I spend all my days in the darn freep'n<br />ECHO CHAMBER and now I take my dear<br />ol' ears out of the clouds and suddenly<br />I see the LIGHT!<br /><br />TWINKIE says the light is caused by <br />the good lord JESUS but my own<br />gut states that my diet is causing<br />me to HALLUCINATE! I believe it's<br />more of a protein deficiency that's<br />causing my neurons to misfire.<br /><br />But don't think that HANNIE cares where<br />the visions come from. All visions being<br />equal means I'll take the ones that I'm<br />blessed to have.<br /><br />Which, truth be told, means I've been shoveling<br />stake down my old gullet for the last three days<br />to try to bring my thoughts up to speed and<br />OH MY LORD!<br /><br />I came to while watching little Donald Trump<br />giving that speech in Cincinnati. You all<br />must visit the civil rights museum that<br />they have there as the city was the marker<br />of freedom for escaped slaves being ferried<br />along the UNDERGROUND RAILROAD.<br /><br />But what does HANNIE hear when little<br />Donald Trump speaks? For many months<br />the words have been truth and poetry, but<br />I'm now certain that this was due to my<br />PROTEIN DEFICIENCY! <br /><br />With my neurons firing at 50% it wasn't<br />hard for dear ol' HANNIE to figure out that<br />the little orange combover is certifiably<br />INSANE!<br /><br />Oh my Lor' HANNIE! Where has my mind<br />been these last few months? Imagine<br />my horror upon realizing that the <br />combover was speaking to a mosquito!<br /><br />A MOSQUITO!<br /><br />A mosquito don't talk, as we all know.<br /><br />And for one hour...one hour...blah...blah...bleh.<br /><br />HANNIE'S fear and panic rose when I<br />accepted that the little orange combover<br />doesn't know much of anything.<br /><br />It is just random words strung together.<br /><br />OH HANNIE PRAYS FOR THE LORD TO<br />HELP ME DEPART THIS WORLD!<br /><br />But until then, I will continue to eat meats<br />of all types. I prefer Angus beef myself but<br />I am willing to consume a good pork chop.<br /><br />And the little orange combover?<br /><br />HIS HANDS ARE SO SMALL!<br /><br />How could a man like him ever satisfy<br />dear ol' HANNIE! I conceived all my<br />young'uns with a man who was well<br />hung. And TWINKIE? She was conceived<br />by my third husband...a man known for<br />his ability to build furniture and leave<br />me happy and satisfied. But he was felled<br />by the croup before TWINKIE'S third <br />birthday. He always had a wandering eye so<br />in an odd way TWINKIE'S more like a <br />daughter to me.<br /><br />I say to all you'uns: KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT!<br /><br />AUNT HANNIEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-35439743844554568712016-07-09T21:40:06.169-04:002016-07-09T21:40:06.169-04:00Hannie, question. Are you still bitter that you ne...Hannie, question. Are you still bitter that you never got to blow Bill? Give him a rusty trombone?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-27439651480358557082016-07-09T21:24:15.969-04:002016-07-09T21:24:15.969-04:00Practice post ...Practice post ...ay-nony-nonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14087175402757054207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-44582187663562609212016-07-09T21:11:39.787-04:002016-07-09T21:11:39.787-04:00You'uns are just a talkin' AT each other.
...You'uns are just a talkin' AT each other.<br />Every one in his own little world. Spinning<br />wild tales. Blah . . blah . . blah . . blah.<br /><br />Eat some supper so's you'uns won't be so<br />derned ILL TEMPERED and VAGUE.<br /><br />That dieting all the time and being<br />Vegetarians is what keeps you'uns from<br />being able to think straight.<br /><br />It is sad.<br /><br />President Donald John Trump POTUS<br /><br />GIT ACCUSTOMED TO IT!<br /><br />AUNT HANNIE<br /><br />p.s. I hope he don't pick Newt for VP. I<br />don't approve of Newt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-55048036140700219532016-07-09T20:57:46.746-04:002016-07-09T20:57:46.746-04:00Whoever it is, their term will last less than a ye...Whoever it is, their term will last less than a year ... nothing freepers love more than stabbing their "favorite conservative" in the back for the most minor of infractions.ay-nony-nonynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-84132861752478169782016-07-09T20:42:39.526-04:002016-07-09T20:42:39.526-04:00Who's waiting in the wings to take over as the...Who's waiting in the wings to take over as the Freepers favorite after Trump looses. (I'm assuming that Trump goes back to whatever it is he does after November.)<br /><br />Aside from being born in Canada and part Cuban Cruz was really what the Freepers wanted I thought.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-40310977328651798492016-07-09T20:23:47.352-04:002016-07-09T20:23:47.352-04:00it occurs to me that t-bone's being a little a...it occurs to me that t-bone's being a little ambiguous, but i'm sure he's just saying that he needs to keep his family far away so that <b><i>blacks</i></b> can stay alive and unraped by his family ...aarrgghhhttp://glad-you-asked.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-36955565379793359082016-07-09T19:07:47.843-04:002016-07-09T19:07:47.843-04:00Just a couple of days ago they were thinking was g...Just a couple of days ago they were thinking was going to be the VP pick and America was going to be great again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-55001777813888757492016-07-09T18:49:53.398-04:002016-07-09T18:49:53.398-04:00But they're not racist. They're just telli...But they're not racist. They're just telling it like it is.<br /><br /><br />Never thought I'd see the day that Newt became too liberal for FP.Minorshanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08426873931923088761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-87101489029942566952016-07-09T15:40:04.173-04:002016-07-09T15:40:04.173-04:00So typical of freep ...
that was only one of the m...So typical of freep ...<br />that was only one of the many open-racist threads on FR yesterday (and today).<br /><br />And yet another pretty solid conservative (Gingrich) gets the circular firing squad treatment.ay-nony-nonynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-6269557476358412932016-07-09T15:39:23.157-04:002016-07-09T15:39:23.157-04:00"Darn" android autocorrect."Darn" android autocorrect.Theophilushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15730156026267571112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-37110435578989260052016-07-09T15:38:31.822-04:002016-07-09T15:38:31.822-04:00I meant "darn" ugh.I meant "darn" ugh.Theophilushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15730156026267571112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-58095067959883700162016-07-09T14:34:35.395-04:002016-07-09T14:34:35.395-04:00"Newt Gingrich: White Americans ‘Don’t Unders...<b><a href="http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3447477/posts" rel="nofollow">"Newt Gingrich: White Americans ‘Don’t Understand Being Black in America’"</a></b><br /><br /><b><a href="http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3447477/posts?page=41#41" rel="nofollow">T-Bone Texan</a></b>: <i>"With his few words he made himself wholly irrelevant, and unelectable. ... The hands down most important (and only) thing I need to know about those people is that I need to keep my family far away from them so that they can stay alive and unraped."</i>aarrgghhhttp://glad-you-asked.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-41295689152590388012016-07-09T13:53:14.426-04:002016-07-09T13:53:14.426-04:00Re: The Cruz thread. The Trumpsters constantly pr...Re: The Cruz thread. The Trumpsters constantly project their own cultishness on conservatves. Cruz has no authority and only minute influence on our consciences.<br /><br />The rest is chaff although Hillary does epitomize: "l'état, c'est moi"Theophilushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15730156026267571112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7572739179315002435.post-84702233865421831092016-07-09T09:04:17.407-04:002016-07-09T09:04:17.407-04:00"Hate group calls on gangs to kill cops"..."Hate group calls on gangs to kill cops" becomes "hate site calls on everyone to kill gangs"<br /><br />http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3447612/postsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com