Freeper Madness

Newt gets crushed in Florida

2012-02-01T11:02:00.000-08:00

Romney steamrolled Newt by fourteen points yesterday. Freepers lament, with all the rage that entails.

rarestia waxes poetic:

This is... depressing. I am ashamed to call myself a Floridian. The drums of tyranny are growing louder.

MHGinTN is willing to wait till March.

Why is Flori Duh so messed up (remember their condoning the murder of Terri Schiavo)? Well, because there are so many liberal northern rats moving down there for the weather!

Let's wait ot see what Alabamians, Georgians, Mississippians, Louisianians, Kentuckians, and Tennesseans do about milt Rominy ... and Texans had better kick is ass, if they know what's good for Texas, ‘cause we Tennessean aren't coming down there and snatchin’ their butts out of the future fires if they support the Romulan.

caww knows it's not Newt or Romney, it's good or evil.

I cannot help but remember that it only takes "A Few Good Men" committed to God to change the course at any time of His choosing......especially when all seems defeated....history has proven this time and again....and God is known to arrive at the last hour and never late.
We can hash this over time and again, and it's entertaining to do so as we try and call the plays, but in the end it simply isn't over yet...not even close.
And that's just how I see this race....it's not just an election it's good over evil being fought and that out of our sight.

old curmudgeon 's just waiting for Mitt's lies to catch up with him:

the advertising that New was run out of the house in disgrace for unethical behavior when the IRS cleared him.
That a total lie.
Who would vote for a liar and a thief? Only a voter with no moral compass of his own.

I hope Newt will stick with it because before it is over, Romney's lies will catch up with him.

Revisionist Newt history! Awesome.

a fool in paradise blames the media for controlling everything.

This was the same Big Media that kept John Edwards’ campaign viable (so as to block out Hillary’s threat to Obama by keeping her in a 3 way race for delegates) long past this timeframe in 2008 even after they knew of his bastard child.

I guess we can look forward to more rigged “Twenty One” gameshow style debates from Democrat anchors tossing softballs to the Golden Child, while preparing to release more books in his favor on inauguration day.

Keith in Iowa also thinks they key is to just yell about the media:

What would REAGAN do?

Go full attack mode against the media.... at every turn, tell the world the media is cramming Willard down the Republican’s throats because they really want DearLeader re-elected.

SamAdams76 keeps on keeping on:

It’s not too late for a Sarah Palin to get into this thing. Still 95% of delegates left to be decided and we have five weeks before the next major string of primaries.

SCIENCE!

2012-01-31T14:43:00.000-08:00

Freepers take on a yahoo article on the "5 biggest unsolved mysteries of science." My background is in physics, so I rather enjoyed this:

JimRed is pretty sure the scientific method is all a scam:

The Higgs boson is a hypothetical particle...

Translation: they made it up, so they can conficate some of our money to study it. Kind'a like human-caused global warming.

FatherofFive bask in God's scalar field:

The Higgs boson is a hypothetical particle whose accompanying field is believed to be accountable for giving all other fundamental particles their mass.

.. Sort of sounds like God... except the hypothetical part.

johnthebaptistmoore wonders why scientists' politics are wrong:

“Why are a majority of academically smart people, worldwide, so profoundly dumb, whenever it comes to their own political ideology choices (left to far left)?”

This should be one of the questions, IMHO.

Dead Corpse cuts the Gordian knot created by an expanding universe, by denying it exists.

There was no big bang, there will be no big crunch. This removes the need for magical pixie dust like “dark matter”.

NoGrayZone is not a fan of science - religion should be enough!

"The mysteries of the universe are as vast and wide as existence itself. Throughout history, mankind has searched and struggled to find the answers tucked away inside the universe and everything we see around us. .."

Why don't they just open their Bibles.

Now that's some nice dark-ages mentality. I think 600 AD may be the most backwards I've seen any Freepers' philosophy.

What's the matter with Florida?

2012-01-31T13:46:00.000-08:00

Man, it's like 2008 all over again. Freepers throw up their hands and declare the (Republican) public an ass, after it looks like Romney is going to cruise to a victory in Florida:

apillar knows electability is for suckers.

They're buying the MSM/Republican Establishment lie that Romney is the only candidate that can beat Obama and Newt is unelectable. Funny thing is its the same lie the Republicans establishment used in 2008 to sell McCain. He was supposedly the only candidate that could appeal to moderates and beat the democrat challenger. You would think the base would learn after being burnt once, but I guess not. Maybe they will learn this time around after McCain v2.0 goes down in flames like McCain v1.0 did in 2008.

Cricket24 loathes the impure

No person who is real tea partier would vote for Romney! These are imposters...bandwagoners...not REAL Tea PARTY PEOPLE!!

Donnafrflorida has given up and is now fortifying her bunker for Obama 2012:

I came to the same position after they destroyed Cain and Sarah. America will get what it votes for. I am no longer running around Florida or trekking off to DC to try to wake up the sleeping or ignorant.
I will vote today but I am now totally focused on preparing for Obama 2012. If it doesn’t happen I will have learned how to can, raise chickens, garden, grind wheat etc. If it does I will somewhat prepared. Oh.. I am now armed.

harpu will never say die.

Believe the media’s polls at your own peril.

Williams knows voters aren't as smart as Freepers:

I hope you realized how stupid the voters can be at least dating back the Clinton elections.

TSgt blames damn kids these days with their Poke and their Mon:

qualifications don’t really matter to this generation, it’s all about presentation.
Santorum, while spot-on conservative, simply isn’t “cool.”

Newt is some old Washington curmudgeon.

Romney is a rich white guy and we all know how the rich are loved. /SAR

Paul may be old but waxes “cool” with young voters because of his free spirited live and let live mantra. Don’t confuse this with leadership.

Sadly, this is American Idol on steroids.

W. W. SMITH knows the Democrats are behind this!

Those fraudulent vote machines set up by the dems are, I suspect, being put to work for Romney. The Democrats want to ensure Obama’s opponent is Romney.

EternalVigilance is concerned about gayness.

How about a pic of some of thousands of innocent Massachusetts children Governor Romney turned over to the sodomites?

Freepers are confused that some people are still voting Democrat.

2012-01-31T08:47:00.000-08:00

A Rasmussen poll finds that the generic congressional ballot goes 41% Democrat, 40% Republican.

Freepers, try to come to grips with the fact that not everyone sees Democrats as the obviously evil child-molesting Muslim Nazis they are:

bolobaby wonders why people can't see!

What a nightmare. How can the people NOT see that the democrats haven’t even passed a budget in the Senate in over 1000 days?

Cause the budget crises have nothing to do with Republicans!

GoCards can't live in a country where people vote for Democrats:

Is there anywhere else to go? The US is not the US I knew.

whitedog57 blames the hard core Marxists who are EVERYWHERE!

Because our media is hard core Marxist, the schools are hard core Marxists and 50% of Americans are on the dole. Blueprint for FULL Marxism.

Road Glide knows if you get money for the government, you are an irredeemable Democrat.

There is a “core” of Americans now receiving entitlements that probably bottoms out around the 40% level. And many (not all) are what might be called “permanent democrats”. No amount of logic, reason, truth or persuasion is ever going to dislodge their political loyalties. So the “41%” number should be regarded as a baseline, a starting point.

It’s the “persuadable” 19% in that poll, not proclaiming an affiliation either way, that we have to work on.

I wonder how many Freepers are on Social Security/Medicare/Unemployment, and must therefore be secretly be voting Democrat.

KansasGirl blames Romney:

I think it is a result of Mitt Romney dragging the Republican primary into the sewer. Mitt Romney will kill down tickett Republicans in November. He is every stereotype Democrats try to put on the Republican party. Making Romney the face of the GOP is a HUGE mistake. I cannot believe voters are buying the GOP-E meme that Romney is the most electable. Romney is not electable.

Williams thinks the problem is Republicans are too nice:

if the GOP were not numbnuts, I could reduce the poll to 20% democrat and keep it there. They have members of Congress who are out and out radical marxists but oh no we wouldn’t want to say anything about that. Next how about Pelosi/Reid personal family corruption? Too impolite.

God luvs America agrees:

simple- because the GOP fights like little girls, bends over to the rats and does not force people to see the truth...they just assume everyone is going to understand whats going on....

If only the GOP would start calling Obama a Nazi, then everyone would vote Republican!

Shunning liberals

2012-01-30T13:08:00.000-08:00

I see my hands on how to end leftward drift

Want it to end? Then quit providing social and familial support to liberals. Bye bye, life long friend, bye bye, sis.
You may love them but they hate you and want you dead. Walk away or count yourself as complicit.

Trod Upon tried this and found it was awesome:

I have already done this. It is much less painful than people might think. A day without leftists in your life is another day of sunshine, no matter the weather.

I see my hands is not to be one-upped though:

People who provide succor to the enemy are the enemy. I'm about to move a degree away and shun those who won't shun libs. I almost have to laugh at myself but it is
an effective path we foot soldiers can follow.

Soon he will shun those who do not shun those who do not shun libs! He'll become a hermit, but at least he'll be pure.

Of course you know, Romney means War

2012-01-30T09:10:00.000-08:00

Now that they've bought the Newt Suit, Freepers have been getting increasingly apocalyptic with their anti-Romney rhetoric. Thus: WAR: If They Succeed in Forcing a Romney Nomination On Us, The GOP Establishment Must Be Destroyed

JSDude1 knows what must be done:

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY MUST BE KILLED; if they force Romney on us.

Dr. Thorne is going third party:

Can you say, "TEA Party"? I knew you could.
It's time to write off the GOP. They are the Liberal Party while the Democrats are the Communist party.
We need a REAL Conservative Party and if the GOP nominates Willard, go TEA PARTY as a national party.
To all those who whine, "But this will guarantee four more years of Oblahblah!" I say, what's the difference? A white Mormon leftist will be no different from a black Muslim leftist.

old and tired feels like he's the Black of the GOP:

I also have never gone third party in the presidential race but I will this year if Mittens gets the nomination. It's so clear to me - conservatives are to the Republican party what the Blacks are to the Democrats. They're stringing us along and counting on our votes. I'm done being strung along.

The bottom line is Mittens is unelectable.

Obama's totally stringing along black people!

Hardraade thinks war is coming, cause Norway is bad.

War is inevitable. Global war.

Slightly offtopic:

Norway’s establishment is heavily pro-Romney (and pro-Obama).

Today, large police forces were random *searching* people using Oslo’s main street - looking for knives and whatever else might not be approved.

SoConPubbie looks with a jaundiced eye on anyone planning to vote for Romney in the election:

1. Supported Gay Marriage
2. Supported Abortion
3. Anti-2nd Amendment
4. Implemented the first Socialized Medicine in the history of the United States.

Now, if you are ignorant of these facts I, and I'm sure other Freepers can provide the evidence for the umpteenth time.

However, I doubt that you are ignorant of these facts, but just another closet support of Mitt maybe?

Beyond the ever growing Freeper Inquisition, by the GOP Convention in August we'll have one of three delicious flavors:

1) Candidate Gingritch, 2) Freepers bolting the GOP, or 3) Freepers falling in line, with loads of crazy rationalization and grumbling.

Jeb and H.W. Bush get Obama's evil all over them

2012-01-30T08:00:00.000-08:00

Per an anonymous commenter - I had totally missed this awesome trove of crazy, so thanks!

Jeb and H.W. Bush are photographed at the White House talking to Obama! Freepers have been on war footing for far too long to see bipartisanship of any sort as anything other than treason:

sergeantdave really does think H.W. is a traitor:

I’ve always considered George HW Bush a traitor, along the same lines as Benedict Arnold. His vile attack against conservatives after Ruby Ridge, defending the FBI murderers of Vicki Weaver, stamped his name into Mudd for me.

FUGHWB.

FlingWingFlyer is sure they are plotting against Newt:

Barack the Kenyan is going to tell them to get off their butts and get out there and get the nomination for Mitt. Barry doesn’t want to go up against Newt in the debates.

Tex-Con-Man understands the Freudian dynamic:

Is Daddy Bush becoming the surrogate father for all Dem presidents with daddy issues? First BJ and now BO?

hwkbeer knows all three are part of the dark cabal that controls all:

none of them give a sh#t about this country.
3 puppets of the Council on Foreign Relations,set up by David Rockefeller decades ago.This country is going down the toilet at light speed.

dragnet2 attacks George W. Bush, even:

More Muslims were legally imported into the U.S. after 911 during Bush's reign, than in the previous two decades.

This is not to mention many millions entering this country illegally, from God knows where, during Bush's 8 years...During war time no less.

The last Bush, among other things, made American citizenship all but pointless.

MestaMachine connects the dots:

Our space technology has been given to Dubai which has a MAJOR space program you have never heard of. GWB tried to turn our major shipping ports over to Dubai. clinton represents the emirates.

The bushes have controlled the major entry points for drugs into the US...Texas and Florida for years, as bush sr and clinton did in Arkansas. bush sr was head of the cia, also ambassador to China from whom clinton received major funding to pass our space technology to the prcc.

Connect the dots. There are a lot more than these few.

GraceG:

Obama has adopted so many of W’s policies that now he is thinking about having an operation to actually become W. He just wants to clear it with the family first.

Yes, especially all of the really bad policies of W.

Nice! that way you can hate everything Obama does, but still call him a copycat:

80skid sees the pic, and pushes the meme:

Picture says a thousand words...

The one word that came to me is, Narcissism.

dennisw also has some intense visual analysis.

Check out how big Obama’s feet are...and his shoes seem to have raised up heels.

Bassfire wishes 80-something George H.W. Bush would beat up Obama:

GHB: Yeah, I'm getting on up in age and I've made me a bucket list....#5 on the list is to beat the living daylight out of anyone that slanders my family. Jeb hand me my cane.
We can wish.

Kakaze thinks the Bushes meeting with Obama is a threat:

There is only one reason this photo is out...they all agreed to release it.
What the hell else they agreed on lord only knows.
I guess I'm a bit paranoid but I take it as a quiet threat, an attempt to tell us all who is really in control.

Free Republic. Where Republicans talking to Democrats is a secret threat.

Monday potpourri.

2012-01-30T06:00:00.000-08:00

So much crazy this week! This is a big one!!

sodpoodle outlines Romney's sinister plan:

Becoming increasingly clear that for the past decade, Romney has been working a ‘grand strategy’ for this 2012 nomination.

He has had plenty of time and money to build a covert operation in every State with the help of Governors, legislators and also the GOP US Congress.

Romney bought Nikki Haley, Pam Bondi, Marco Rubio, John McCain and others. No wonder the GOP establishment has been pro-Romney and critical or silent on Newt, Santorum, Perry, Paul, Bachmann and Huntsman.

More diabolical than the Hillary vs. Obama contest and don’t underestimate the Axelrod oppo research to produce all the records of donations and promises.

TomasUSMC sees Israel crushing all of Islam.

The moslums are very afraid that [Ron] Paul might win or that his idea of cutting all foreign aid might carry through. Once America cuts aid to Israel, it also cuts the leash that America has had on Israel’s military, one which it has used to rein in Israel again and again when they were on the brink of permanently destroying their enemies. With no more leash, Israel would be UNLEASHED and they could no longer afford to wait. Israel would crush Islam and free the Arab people from the 7th century prison they have been held in.

tsowellfan wants Republicans to stop talking to Obama all the time.

Why are we not talking to Castro yet we talk to Obama? Obama has done more harm to this nation than North Korea, Cuba and the former USSR had ever done.

Gator113 sounds like a dirty hippie:

Imagine: A president that actually loves America. One that loves ALL of the People of our country. One that knows and is proud of our rich history. One that works to bring us together, not divide us. One that inspires the dreams of our generation and generations to come.

Imagine a president that will help us be proud of America once again.

Imagine, just imagine President Newt Gingrich..... it’s going to happen.

MamaB on Obama:

His eyes look like criminals with no soul. Scary.

If you eyes look like tiny criminals, you may want to get that looked at.

caww on the studliness of Newt and how women should stay home:

I’m all about there’s a place for men and a place for women where each does better than the other for natural reasons.
Course Newt’s showing the nations women that the Alpha-male is still alive and well..thank God!

jmax indulges in a bit pg misogyny when talking about Nancy Pelosi:

W-H-O-R-E : noun: a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money.

I wonder what Pelosi's children, grand-children, great-grand-children and great-great-grand children think of her being a (political) WHORE? She SCREWS the American people and TAKES MONEY from the democrat party, lobbyist's and other criminal elements FOR THE FAVOR.

Fledermaus on this history of the South:

We conservatives took back the South from the racist, black hating Democrats. They still can’t get over it.

It's like racism doesn't mean anything anymore.

Texas Fossil on all the stealth Tea-Partyers coming to the GOP Convention:

Brokered convention or not, the Tea Party is NOT a political party, but it IS the essence of the United States of America.

Delegates to both the State and National Republican Conventions will include large numbers of admitted and stealth Tea Party supporters.

Watch.

VR-21 - American white males are close to getting a Holocaust:

It's fortunate that white males are not a demographic minority presently because I'm certain that if we were, there would have been an American equivalent of the Wansee Conference to address the "white male problem" by now.

GraceG knows John Kerry injuries came from is wife beating him up:

No way that frail little fag John Kerry was playing ice hockey. Give me a break.

I think he “fell down the stairs” after he hogged the katsup from his wife.

MrB knows science is evil:

“Science”... it’s their “god” and their excuse for their communist agenda.
Marx himself was big on the concept of “scientific”. If someone disagreed with his ideology, they were dismissed as “unscientific” and not worthy of discussing the issue with.

teenyelliott knows only Nazi commies keep the audience from clapping:

No more commie rules, Newt!!!! Looked like a bunch of Nazi corpses sitting behing that "moderator" last night.

mojitojoe indulges in the worst of liberal stereotypes:

Seriously, how many women have you ever seen with an Adam’s apple like Coulters? Look at her so called “boyfriends”. I suspect she is far more likely to have girlfriends in the closet and “boyfriends” to make it look like she’s not a flaming lesbian.

I sometimes wonder if some Freepers have no political ideology, and worship only hyperbole. They also got to DU and post crazy stuff.

Biblebelter wants pandering!

I am politically very hungry, in fact I am starving, because the fare offered up by slick Barry or slick Mitt is all vegan served in the smallest of portions.
To Newt, I say pass me some of more of the red meat, please.

Mr. K blames blacks for Obama's clear idiocy.

I wonder if anyone will have the balls to ask “the black community” if they are embarrased that the first black president turned out to be such and idiot

Maybe competance should have been on their list of necessary qulaifications and not just ‘black’

mrreaganaut has a plan:

Illegals should count for no more than 3/5 of a person, if they are counted at all.

Saturday Pix

2012-01-28T08:07:00.001-08:00

From what, is not clear.

Wow, this argument is so stupid it's like amazing to see it in print.

Let slip the dogs of anti-Mormonism!

Have you heard, Mitt's Mormon?

MORMON! TAKES UNFLATTERING PHOTOS!

Yeah, sucks how Obama rounded up all the Freepers.

Gahhh! Newt's smile is terrifying!

This seems about right.

Florida Primary

2012-01-27T14:04:00.000-08:00

So Mitt looks like he's going to win in Florida, after a full court press from old Republicans, some large Romney add-buys, and some less than stellar Newt debate showings.

Freepers react:

GVnana chooses not to listen:

Gingrich still ahead. Right where he's been all along.
2012. The First Tea Party Presidential Election.

untwist provides a cushion of bullshit proving that Romney cannot win:

Romney is overkilling, I think. This flooding of everybody’s mailbox day after day only perpetuates Romney’s image of a rich, arrogant guy who is trying to but the election.

I really am astonished that for a guy who has spent so much money, he really is quite a distance from closing the deal, and he knows it.

toddausauras just hates Romney:

Romney is dirty and everyone knows it. Dirty dirty dirty.

paintriot is attacking Rush!

I thought I heard Rush say Newt was trailing romney by 9 or so in the polls. Did I hear wrong or is he just reporting the worst for Newt he can find?

Gator113 is sure the Florida numbers are a hoax:

I can only guess that it is easier to control the outcome of a poll in only one state, than it is for the entire country.

onyx is looking past Florida:

The South has been saving the union from the demonic-rats for decades.

Give us a chance and we’ll save the GOP from Romney!

GO NEWT!!!

The harder they hold on, the more they will implode if Romney takes it.

Barney Frank's getting married

2012-01-27T12:46:00.000-08:00

And I think you know where this is going:

ronnie raygun just spews hate:

American hater and a despicable freak. Nothin like an old gay hag

Cicero cannot comprehend homosexual monogamy:

Open Mawwiage, I pwesume.

crosshairs drags out the corpse of Ted Kennedy, for some reason.

Maybe the Sodomites can take a trip across the Ted Kennedy Memorial Chappaquidick bridge.

dandiegirl sees Frank as evidence of sekret homosexuals throughout Congress!

How do these disgusting people keep getting elected. I think there are a good many congressmen that are gay that we don’t know about. Disgusting.

Conservatives aren't stupid, Liberals are stupid

2012-01-27T11:03:00.000-08:00

There's some study out of Canada that racists and social conservatives tend to have a lower IQ. I find IQ-based correlations in general pretty silly for a multitude of reasons.

Freepers agree that this is silly. Though they take exception in their own unique ways:

TwoSwords attacks the folks who published this particular article about the study:

Yahoo is a cosmic joke. A sign of the end.

Whoa - yahoo is bigger than I thought!

vaudine takes exception to the definition of social conservatives as people who “stress hierarchy and resistance to change.”

This definition fits libs. They stress their hierarchy and are totally resistant to changing their views. To them compromise is when everything goes their way.
Guess this proves what I have always known. Libs are intellectually challenged to the point that they have no moral rudders and cannot live in the real world. Instead, they daydream of their ideal Utopia where all is fair according to their preconceived ideas of fairness.
A pox on all of them.

FlingWingFlyer prefers the "No, U!" style of argumentation:

All of the low-intelligence adults I’ve seen lately seem to have Obama bumper stickers on their cars and tend to gravitate towards the local food stamp office.

Eldon Tyrell knows blacks are super dumb and liberal.

The average Black inner city IQ is 76.

Average Black IQ is 85.

Blacks vote Democrat 95%. And the 5% who don’t - sure aren’t average city folks.

Sorry. Facts are facts.

it is kind of ubsurd what the Left will pay iteself to conclude, to pretend to feel good about themselves and their anti-human insanity.

maxwellsmart_agent has some strong anecdotal evidence that disagrees with the study:

It has been my experience that very intelligent people tend to be conservative. The slow ones are easily bamboozled.

And now, this word from Outer Space:

2012-01-26T12:16:00.000-08:00

Storytime with manc edition:

My oldest son at school has this liberal girl and she told him that this country is in a mess because of republicans.
My son asked how is that possible as the left had power for two out of three years and full control so why do you not look at the party you support.
My oldest son is 14, she told him that it is because republicans are stupid so again my son asked why can you not give me facts.

At this point another two girls came into the debate and she likes these girls and one of the girls has a horse.
LOL She told the girl who has a horse who is also a republican that republicans want to kill horses.

I kid you not , these people are unhinged, anyway it backfired on this liberal and everyone just laughed to which one kid said who is looking stupid now.

Political extrapolation from the behavior of middle school girls brought to you by manc (Marriage is between one man and one woman.Trolls get a life, I HATE OUR BIASED LIBERAL MEDIA.)

Low-stakes Showdown in Arizona

2012-01-26T12:02:00.001-08:00

Obama was meeting with Gov. Brewer in Arizona. She met him on the tarmac, and shook her finger at him.

Freepers cheer her, and blame Obama:

svcw blames Obama for getting yelled at:

The man is a disgrace to the Office of the President.

Islander7 has fallen in love with the governor:

I really like her. She strikes me as totally down to earth.

infool7 hates how Obama touched Gov Brewer's arm in the pic:

What an arrogant SOB. If he had gotten his arm that close to my lovely wife he would have been withdrawing a bloody stump.

ponygirl knows only girls get yelled at:

He is a Princess, not a President.

LibertyRocks thinks there is a 'literal war'

YOU GO GIRL!!!!

My prayers for Gov. Brewer, Sheriff Joe, and all of the other citizens in Arizona who are in a literal war it would seem with the US Federales and the Mexican Cartel on the same side.

What a scumbag to walk away in the middle of a discussion - even if it was heated. Governor Brewer has every right to be livid with that man, and if a State could arrest a President on suspicion of criminal conspiracy that resulted in the murder of State Law Enforcement Agents Arizona would have the evidence to probably do so

goat granny chalks up Brewer's behavior to conservative women' mothering instincts.

I wonder if republican women have cohones/sp because they come with ingrown child raising abilities...They can lay down the law in a family when dealing with children (unless they are the ones that say wait until your father gets home)...It seems most male politician's are juveniles in bigger bodies...

sbark makes a Muslim crack:

a woman dressing down a muslim in public......people have died for less

spankalib is sure Obama's gay. And a murderer:

He was probably turned on by her finger. Imagining up his you know what.
Crazy, I know...but N’s ARE (that way). Especially homosexual, coke-snorting, murdering N’s.

From context, I think N means narcissist.

This gay Obama thing is really growing on Free Republic. Awesome.

Only gays like Romney

2012-01-26T09:50:00.000-08:00

Partisans always hate the mainstream of their associated party. But as the primary winnows down to Romney versus Newt, Freepers have more and more excommunicated their own partisans for insufficient Newt love. And by excommunicated, I mean decided must be gay.

Cringing Negativism Network comes right down to it:

Who do you support?

Declare your allegiance.

Vaquero knows why Matt Drudge and Ann Coulter like Mitt Money:

Matt is a fag and Ann has turned into a party hack Faghag...

MARKUSPRIME agrees as to Drudge's motivation:

Drudge smokes pole, that explains why he loves mittens. The Repubs that go along with this are disgusting and should just go ahead and vote for Obama.

OKSooner as well:

Drudge be a poofta.

Earthdweller knows the powerful Republican Gays are behind Mitt's campaign:

That is not what it's based on..we are now fighting GOProud..a very real component of the GOP that is supporting Romney..because he said he would be for gay marriage.
Drudge is allegedly gay..Ann C came out in support of the gay block and they all want Romney...you do the calculations. They are social progressives.

Norm Lenhart is gonna vote for Newt out of spite:

This isn’t rocket surgery. The group of people once called the “GOP base” can’t decide which it loathes more...the MSM and talking heads, Obama and the Libs, or the party that opposes it’s own platform.

As such, the ‘establishment” encompassing the above icons of scorn, realized in 10 that they were all in deep crap since their traditional methods of controlling us failed utterly. Now as we go into the 12 election, they spent the last year trying the same crap to rope us back onto the Ponderosa without success. So they just fall bck on blaming us for our lack of intelligence and ‘vision’.

At this point, If Newt was found with a dead girl, a live boy and the family Schnauzer, I’d still crawl naked over cut glass to vote for him if for no other reason than to watch their Utopia burn.

Navy SEALs tragically rescue hostages while Obama is Commander in Chief

2012-01-25T14:01:00.000-08:00

Obama's not too shy about using special forces to deal with delicate incidents. And Freepers, whose world view is based largely on a weak, girly academic Democrats contrast with manly, awesome killer Republicas, do not react well:

AmericanInTokyo is pissed, cause the timing helps Obama with the State of the Union.

Looks like the timing of the news was off by about four hours. Would have expected Obongo to announce this one personally in SOTU. /sarcasm

Telepathic Intruder agrees that this is all about Obama:

The Dear Leader will soon take full credit.

LifePath is rather gross:

The 32 year-old woman, immersed in her relief organizations and her UN and her NGO’s has never seen a man like a US Navy SEAL. Then several descend from the sky to save her life. She might be excused for being a little wet.

And our guys, sworn to uphold the Constitution, should adopt a new salute: spit on the ground whenever they are required to speak Obama-bastard’s name. Then salute the office, not the boy.

Come for the discussion of a stranger's nether reasons, stay for asking our military to hate their Commander in Chief! With bonus calling Obama 'boy' dog whistling!

left that other site KNOWS GOD HEARS ALL CAPS BETTER:

MAY GOD BLESS AND PROTECT OUR NAVY SEALS AND MILITARY,

AND GIVE THEM A NEW COMMANDER IN CHIEF

WHO WILL NOT TAKE PERSONAL CREDIT FOR THEIR BRAVE AND SELFLESS ACTION

AND GIVE THEM THE HONOR, RESPECT, AND DIGNITY THE DESERVE.

AMEN.

liberalh8ter isn't sure this happened:

I’m gonna reserve my remarks until more proof is offered.

TADSLOS has an opinion, based mostly on needing to hate Obama:

IMHO, this mission was “in the can” for at least days if not weeks. Obama’s State of the Union team probably asked around via military liasons if there were any cool ops coming up soon. “Well, we do have a few we’re working on...”

After that, when told of some hostage in Somalia and a SEAL Team ready to snatch them, the timing was probably up to the White House. No way do I believe that the rescue just “happened” to occur in perfect timing to be announced by Obama at the SOTU address.

Mean Girls

2012-01-25T12:41:00.000-08:00

You think Obama's skin color was petty?

Just you wait - The First Lady was on hand at the State of the Union, and the Freeper mean girls squad is on the case.

Zakeet likes sarcasm!

Looking as chic as ever elegantly dressed as an ink drop in the latest style that tastefully accents small breasts and large tummies.

freemama pretends objectivity, but really repeats the above comment:

Yet another poor choice. The fabric was more suited to a cocktail party. The neckline does nothing. The shape of the dress is unflattering. It shows she has a flat chest. And the tailoring does her belly no favors.

novascotianative just notices things and says she hates them:

I hate the wave, the dress is ill fitting, it looks like she’s got sour balls in her mouth, and she’s got a bag of potato chips hidden under the dress.

sissyjane noticed the First Lady's hair grew:

OMG. The long wig is BACK! YEAH!! Now I know she is WINNING!

acapesket knows what is going on:

She looks preggers!

I am much older and just recently developed middle aged spread...

But Moooch.....come on!

Where are those body shaping girdle body thingees?

FGS... don’t turn around!

Mortrey gives us the obligatory Obama is gay post:

IF she’s attempting to “look like” she’s with child, you can bet it isn’t “Bath-House” Barry’s doing.
I wouldn’t put past the “residents” of the White House to impregnate Manchelle with anonymous sperm just to get votes from their idiot supporters.

FrankR remembers Michelle is supposed to be racist

She doesn’t seem to mind having to sit with white folks...oh, never mind, they’re RICH white folks.

joyce11111 also sees fatness no one else does:

And look at that pot belly.

The dress is ugly and so is she!

Hot Tabasco thinks she's dressing like a slut, basically:

I'm not a fashion expert but that dress doesn't seem to be appropriate for the occasion.

She's better suited to standing on the corner of a used car lot that's advertising a zero down payment, sign and drive car sale.......

Mad_as_heck doesn't thinks expensive things are appropriate:

The arrogance of these people. Look miserable jobless people! Marie Antoinette is back from her taxpayer funded vacation wearing a designer dress that costs as much as a new Kia!

I think that outfit looks incomplete without a crown and scepter.

StarFan knows this dress was a political move:

I guess all the rich white crackas seated near Mo got the memo to wear black-no color allowed ! (unless the obligatory commie red)

Had the same thought when seeing the contrast of those around her. Everything they do and say is so political but wearing a neon dress at the SOTU address just fell flat.

State of the Union

2012-01-25T09:53:00.000-08:00

I swear, Freepers aren't even trying anymore. I mean, their comment threads on previous State of the Union speeches have always been a bit light on substance, but this time there were about half a dozen substantive comments in the 1700-post long comment thread.

I hope you like schoolyard taunts!

netmilsmom noticed Hillary:

Lordy, someone needs to tell Hillary that headbands are darling. On teenagers. Isn’t that harpie nearly 70?

Dengar01 has many other Dem women to call ugly:

Jackie is fugly, I hope she got the hair dye for free. OMG Puke Debbie Yenta Schultz from butterfly county Florida!!!

Everytime I see that Yenta I think of the old farts who steal the sugars, the rolls, anything they can from the Early Bird Special at some restaurant in Boca Raton!!!

dandiegirl concentrates on Obama's skin tone:

BO’s skin color looks really strange. Has a yellow tint to it.

But no blue lips this time!

Rome2000 reminds us Obama is totally gay!

Wonder if the faggot in chief will kiss any guys on the lips!

truthkeeper is not a fan of Obama honoring Gabby Giffords:

The Boy King is all over Gabby Giffords like white on rice.

mc5cents brings back the old fallacious standby:

Count the number of personal pronouns. Over/under is 150.

KJC1 also hits Obama's skin tone:

We’ve got diversity on board:

Biden: white
Boehner: tan
Obama: jaundiced-looking

re_nortex finds Obama's pronunciation lacking:

O'Bambi is a scarcely literate Muzzie Marxist. He reveals himself with his mispronunciation of words such as:
Mass-a-TWO-chettes
Pawk-EE-stawn
Eeee-lec-tronic
Fortunately, a Tea Party Revolution is at hand and in just a few months, the idiot and member of his regime will be gone. Go Newt Go!

Biggirl thinks it's almost Civil War 2 time!

I am getting concerned that if the upcoming 2012 Presidential elections do not go off well, we could very well be in for a second American revolution.

Recovering Ex-hippie is of two crazy, crazy minds:

ROFLMAO!

Why is he yelling?

what a POS!!! LYING POS!!
what a DEMAGOGUE!

"This is Hilarious!" to "I RAGE" in 2 sentences.

grey_whiskers is pissed Obama said something Freepers might like:

Note btw he just talked about reforming the unemployment system: training instead of just a check, stealing Newt's idea.

Seattle Conservative also hits Obama's skin color, again.

Obummer does have a jaundice look on FNS - I had CSpam on and it looks like he has too much rouge on.

I noticed he didn’t use Grecian Formula tonight - the salt & pepper look makes him look more ‘distinguished’ (that’s probably what the focus group said - I can’t stand to look at him whether its dyed or not).

And now, this word from Outer Space:

2012-01-25T08:38:00.000-08:00

Hate without reason edition:

Great rebuttal speech by Gov Mitch Daniels! Just to add my comments.... I hate 0dumb0shit more & more every day! May he & his bastard family roast forever in Hell & the Lake of Fire. It is eagerly awaiting he & his family!

Preview of the upcoming SOTU post provided by rcrngroup

Fidelity Shmidelity

2012-01-24T13:17:00.000-08:00

Freepers rationalize not caring about Newt's cheating on two separate wives:

C210N knows in a crisis, principles don't matter:

All things being equal, it should DEFINITELY matter!!

That said, all things are NOT equal. The society and the republic are at stake.

I guess Clinton's tenure wasn't a crisis then.

dforest blames the media for forcing him to stop caring about marital fidelity:

It should matter, but only if the same standard and scrutiny is applied by the media to both sides.

What the media does is cover and hide those things with Dem candidates, and make it a big deal in GOP candidates.

Just mythoughts blames Clinton:

After the Clintons maintained their popularity at 66% in spite of lying, cheating, adultery, and only God knows what else I have been desensitized to how hypocrites calculate sin based upon who it is that sins.

nicmarlo points out Obama is gay, and the Old Testament likes polygamy:

Obama has been married once. I’ve heard of rumors of his own homosexuality.

King David of the Jews committed adultery, murder, covetousness, and rape. He arranged to have the husband of the woman he desired killed. But, still, God called him the Apple of His eye. Why? David repented for his sins and, in his own so human and fallible heart, LOVED and wanted to please GOD.

cuban leaf only cares that Newt is better than the other guys.

We are not comparing Gingrich to Ronald Reagan. We’re comparing him to Mitt and Obama.
He still comes out on top, not least because there are multiple areas in which a man can fail in moral authority besides the bedroom.

Which basically means he doesn't care.

elkfersupper relates to Newt:

Newt is a serial monogamist, as many of us are or were.
I finally figured out after 6 years of marriage to my first wife and 25.5 years to my second, that it is simply not worth it.
I have simple reasons for that; the simplest is that now when I put something someplace, it is where I put it when I go to retrieve it.
No denigration meant for the lady FReepers, just sayin'.

Freeper head Jim Robinson weighs in:

I’m going to try to make my reasoning clear here.

Sarah Palin was my first choice for president, but the left, the GOP-E and many right here on FR wouldn’t have it. They trashed her and her family relentlessly with some of the unholiest filth and lies imaginable. Even so, I did little about it. I felt it was best to let the debate run its course and the best hard ass conservative would rise to the top. Well, they drove her completely out and she didn’t run. Didn’t want to subject her family to such suffering.

Then one by one, they did the same thing to Gingrich, Perry, Bachmann, Cain and Santorum driving their support numbers down and Perry, Cain and Bachmann out of the race. As each one took their turns as our leading non-Romney conservative they were relentlessly attacked, trashed and driven out.

Looked like we were repeating 2008 and were going to be stuck with a loser RINO again. We’re running out of conservative candidates and I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow Free Republic to be used to drive out our last remaining best conservative shot of defeating both Romney and Obama!!

Then a funny thing happened. Newt Gingrich, whom they’d left for dead, arose from the grave and began smiting the heathen. He’s back as a hard as nails, no nonsense, bad ass, battle scarred, conservative veteran of two conservative revolutions, the Reagan Revolution of the 80s and then his own Republican Revolution of the 90s. And they were both hugely successful for us.

I’ve looked at Newt’s plan. It’s Reagan’s plan on steroids. Radically reduce government, regulations taxes and spending, restore constitutionally limited government, restore states rights, restore individual rights, restore economic freedom, restore American excellence, whack and dethrone the liberal activist judiciary and get the government the hell off our backs, out of our lives and out of our religion.

Securing the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity!!

Now what is there not to like?

We are rebels trying to take back our freedom or aren’t we?

Rebellion is ON!!

Join or die!!

Don’t tread on me!!

Soooo....didn't mention fidelity at all in that rambling opus. I think I get the idea.

Saving America's manufacturing

2012-01-24T12:54:00.000-08:00

The story of the slavish conditions in which iPads are manufactured in China is all the rage these days. Freepers discuss how to reform America to compete with a country of a billion people and almost no labor regulation:

cripplecreek thinks if we only do all the things Republicans talk about, we can compete with slave labor:

I could create economic boomtimes for the midwest with 5 things.

1 slash taxes across the board.

2 roll back EPA regulations to rational levels.

3 Lift the great lakes directional drilling ban so we can have access to readily available natural gas.

4 Right to work laws.

5 Localize the taxes. Keeping more of our taxes in the states gives the people greater control of how they’re spent.

when the time is right thinks it's damn lawyers, and American attitudes:

It is not just the employee's attitude about work it is the constant worry that some day the government or a lawyer or some agency will come knocking at your door and accuse you of violating some law that you never even knew existed. It just isn't worth it anymore.

ari-freedom blames not enough funding for math. Fair enough, but look who he blames:

Our approach to science/math education is terrible because some people think a more rigorous math curriculum will hurt children’s self esteem and place a huge burden on the teacher’s unions.

And other people think that little league games and soccer practice are more important priorities.

Yeah, the leftists are the ones that want to cut math education!

muawiyah blames robots:

The real reason is that China is a semi-automated way station to full robotics ~ and that can be done anywhere ~ even Africa.

TSA - the New gestapo

2012-01-24T12:13:00.000-08:00

I'm not a fan of the security theater in airports these days. But at least we all have to deal with the crappiness equally.

Freepers, though, despite all their bloviating about liberty, have more the mentality of subjects, albiet of royalty they choose. Thus, after Rand Paul had to submit to a search before the TSA would let him fly, Freepers rushed to defend him like he was special.

mongo141 knows who else did patdowns:

Butches SS troops!

Texas Fossil is sure Obama orchestrated this in a well thought out scheme:

What about immunity for normal arrest when on Senate business.

This is being vindictive toward outspoken Senators. Obozo would do that.....

And he has demonstrated his contempt for the Chains of the Constitution.

He thinks he was elected King, and he is not even a Burger King.

Texas Fossil follows up with this nugget:

On the day of his coronation I stated:
“Welcome to New Kenya (Africa U.S.A.)”

“Where the law of the jungle has replaced the Law of the Land.”

mkjessup is pretty sure not letting Rand fly is like raping little boys:

TSA = The Sanduskying of America.

Recovering Ex-hippie also fails 'Perspective 101: things that are not like the Nazis'

disgusting!!!

Gestapo tactics already.

All it takes is a nun's habit and you can fool manc :

Hopefully they'll be disbanded soon under Newt or who ever gets it and private companies come in with ex marines etc who know the score about security.

I saw a photo on here once which had an elderly nun , a nun of all people being searched by a muslim lady. Now correct me if i am wrong but elderly nuns are not much of a threat but I am betting this muslim woman stopped the nun for spite

LibertyLA thinks only commies do this searching stuff:

Glimmers of the police state ahead, as the TSA wants to be able to grope people on trains and at stadiums etc. This is a real police state, commie tactic.

What truly amazes me are people who support communist/soviet tactics.

RetiredArmy wants Obama patted down:

Maybe the AF1 pilots should pat down the muzzie before he gets on.

Pregaming the Iran-Israel war

2012-01-24T07:15:00.000-08:00

Israeli told the Joint of Chief that it would give President Obama no more than 12 hours notice if and when it attacks Iran.

Always ready to throw over foreign alliances in favor of domestic politics, Freepers rather like this idea:

EGPWS knows Netanyahu is a Freeper.

If Netanyahu was prudent and I think he is, he would give 0bama 0 seconds notice.

LibWhacker thinks America's allies should abandon it while evil Obama is the President:

You give notice to your trusted allies so they can get their assets out of harm’s way. Obama is neither trusted nor an ally. How could he be? He’s a committed muslim sympathizer, if not an actual muslim himself.

Diogenesis thinks Obama would leak the info to his Muslim buddies:

When the information is transferred to Obama,
the Moslem Brotherhood and his 57 States will
receive it BEFORE the US Pentagon,
.... so a 12 nanosecond notice
would be more appropriate.

Love how 57 states is still there. Say what you will about their paranoia, Freepers never forget!

dennisw agrees about the Muslim part, but thinks Obama will call Russia:

Izzies tell Bammy that bombing commences soon then wait and see if Iranians start scurrying to their air defenses. For sure Bammy would leak this to the Russians and hope the Russians would hit Israel preemptively.
BammyBoy the crypto-Muslim could play his role in the Gog and Magog scenario

RetiredArmy agrees, but his personal understandings of biblical prophecy differ:

This is not Gog and Magog. This is the Psalms 83 war. Check that out. It comes before Gog and Magog. How much no one knows, but Psalms 83 is believed to be the prelude to Gog.

volunbeer knows it's not the Russians or the Brotherhood, it's SOROS!

Zero’s first call to Valerie Jarrett.

Jarrett’s first call to George Soros.

Soros first call to his hedge fund manager.

10 bucks says this is how it goes.

verum ago disagrees - Obama is much more lazy than he is evil.

If they’re smart they’ll catch him golfing and give him 12-hole warning. He won’t be able to pry himself off the course to call the Mullahs.

Always Independent hopes Israel dicks around with us:

I would summon Hillary to a meeting and make her wait!

Bobalu hopes Israel interferes with our elections:

Israel could easily spring an October surprise on Zero that would sink him.

If Israel comes to the conclusion that their security is threatened by having an enemy in the white house for another 4 years they just might do it too.

Just off-hand I can think of several tricks they could pull out of the hat at the last minute that would be devastating.

Parties to intermingle during the State of the Union

2012-01-23T14:08:00.000-08:00

Republicans to sit near Democrats during the State of the Union! This is most umparlamentary! Freepers will not stand for this kind of symbolic civility!

PAR35 makes this a litmus test:

Makes things easy. Vote against any Republican who sits with the Democrats. At this point, I think I’d vote for an honest bolshevik over a dishonest republican.

Rashputin points out that sitting with fascists is stupid:

Whatever, Republicans sitting with democrat fascists is stupid, so maybe I'm trying to avert my eyes from yet another example of how stupid Republicans can be sometimes.

Jmouse007 uncovers the Democratic plan to HIDE behind the Republicans so no one notices their evil ways:

The democRATS are trying to HIDE among the Republicans so as to appear “moderate” and less conspicuous and the Republicans foolishly agreed. How dumb and politically naive can you get? The democRATS want to DESTROY them along with America and the Republicans are playing “nice”, how sickening!

Psalm 144 totally typed this while squinting like Clint Eastwood:

It is not Republicans versus Democrats. It is the Washington government versus the American people.

funfan won't grow up:

I was hoping that “Mix It Up” meant we would see some fist-fighting like they do in other countries that would actually make me want to watch Zero and his constant blathering

MagUSNRET thinks Congress is a LITERAL Orgy!

This is not only an epic display of theater of the absurd, it demonstrates CLEARLY that they are ALL screwing eachother figuratively AND LITERALLY, and don’t give a tinkers damn about their constituents.....

It is a den of whores and thieves..and spinless pussies.

DO they TRULY think “Hey, lets sit together and pretend we all get along, OK?” is fooling anyone? We ALL know they are ALL in bed together! DAMN the lot of them!

To be fair, I prefer my pussies spineless. Unless he really did mean spinless and this is some quantum thing...

Ayep, Durn Muzzies!

2012-01-23T13:29:00.000-08:00

There's some article about immigration from Saudi Arabia. And Freepers have never sounded more like a caricature of a racist:

fabian is pretty sure letting Muslims emmigrate is treason:

we are at war with people of the same cultish religion. We have a bunch of stupid traitors running our government.

Clintonfatigued indulges in some light stereotyping:

Very interesting. I wonder how many are involved in terrorism.

Bulgaricus1 is a proud bigot:

Frankly, if I were running things, there would be zero visas granted to Muslims.

itssme blames Obama:

The muzzie bastards are invading this country on the installment plan...genius! And this muzzie oboma is paving the way by design.

Another reason to get in the trenches and fight like hell to remove this muzzie bastard in OUR White House in November, or suffer the consequences tooooo numerous to mention.

Because Bush didn't let in any Muslims!

hal ogen bags on Saudi Arabia as well:

Does anyone know how many Americans apply for a Saudi visa to visit their sand pile each year?

Tulsa Ramjet thinks he knows their secret plan:

Maybe they men also coming to marry American Saudi women thus creating a citizenship foothold., have children. Can’t they have mOre than one wife?

bayouranger looks forward to the coming anti-Muslim pogroms:

Look at the bright side, it'll be fun finding every last one of them after their next attack. Filthy koranimals.

Gaffer just straight up says every Saudi immigrant is going to commit terrorism:

Divide the number granted by 19....that way, we’ll know how many planes we’re gonna lose.....

Gabrielle Giffords to step down

2012-01-23T12:35:00.000-08:00

The Congresswoman shot in Tuscon is stepping down to concentrate on her recovery. Freepers are mostly gracious, but there is some dickery:

Oldexpat Keeps it simple and partisan:

We wish her well and a full recovery, but it is time to get another GOP seat in Congress. That could be the next district we live in when we leave CA.

NoGrayZone has sympathy, BUT can't help but notice how shooting her was a net gain for America.

I feel horrible for ANYONE who has taken a shot to the head and survived to tell about it.

However; a demonRAT, who steps down is a plus for America.

Coldhearted? Yes. But I care more for our country then some lame a$$ demonRAT......who, by the way, was shot by one OF HER OWN.

Note how they're still on the whole "Crazy guy was secretly a Democrat" think.

pgyanke begrudges her pension:

She began "serving" in Congress in January, 2007. She just retired. Why the long wait when it was clear she couldn't fulfill her duties long ago?
Members who participated in the congressional pension system are vested after five (5) years of service.
I won't be so nice about her departure... good riddance, you self-serving grifter. Sadly, you clearly belonged in Congress... your kind of people.

Delta 21 would like to use this time to get a cheap shot at Obama:

Good grief. Its about time.

Just wondering how long the presidency would be left to the hands of a brain injured person before decicive action was taken?

Tzimisce really hates how some people won't hate her:

If I’m reading this right: she voted for Porkulus, Obamacare, Dodd-Frank and lots of other bad legislation.

So like most of her ilk, she’ll now leave since she’s destroyed enough - and she’ll be called a hero for it.

Wonderful....

JLAGRAYFOX

Yes, Ms. Giffords wants to return to aid POTUS “Muslim Brotherhood” Obama and ultra liberal,Congresswoman, Debbie Wasserman Schulz in the destruction of the American economy and nation. And....yes include Ms. Giffords “dirt bag” hubby, former astronaut Michael Kelly in that mix as he silently stood by while Obama destroyed the NASA, mannned space program, along with causing the layoff of thousands of highly skilled technical workers!!!

Vigilanteman loves how classy conservatives are:

I share little in common with her politically, but I wish nothing but the best for her family and her.
That's what conservatives do.
In fact, many of us believe the nicest way we can help our libtard friends is to elect as many conservatives as possible to office.
That way, we have a polite society as well as a society which generates enough resources to help libtrards move out of their fantasyland, if they have the ambition, or generate sufficient tax dollars to enable them to remain within it, if they don't.
Normalizing abnormal behavior only generates more of it and spreads the resources to deal with it thinner.

The Obamaning of Mitt

2012-01-23T09:36:00.000-08:00

So now that Free Republic has jumped in behind Newt, Mitt Romney has become The Enemy. And, because Freepers have trouble with anything approaching perspective, this means he immediately jumps to "as evil as anything ever."

Thus, they react to Mitt in the same knee-jerk, no-need-to-think way they react to Obama:

Maelstorm reviews current Freeper thinking - that Romney is stupid and arrogant and will never get elected:

The Romney campaign is the stupid campaign. He should be reorganizing and firing people right now after his dismal showing in SC. He didn’t just lose he was CRUSHED. I doubt they will because the Romney crowd is an arrogant bunch. They still don’t see their mistakes as mustakes instead they are upset at the voters who dare expect them to win their vote on principle and substance not with peer pressure and talk of inevitability as if we are nominating a class president or country club president.

I think Romney is a ‘dead candidate walking’. No Republican in recent history has won the GOP nomination without SC and I doubt it is going to happen this year and certainly not with a smug bunch of elitists trying to tell conservatives how they have no choice but to vote for them if they want to win.

SENTINEL goes straight to communism:

That filthy lying commie cult member and his GOP "elite" handlers are about to feel the real power of Freerepublic and the Tea Party in Florida !

Hopefully then he will climb back under his the seer stone he came from under like the the slimy white salamander that he is.

A little anti-Mormon stuff thrown in...

Scooter100 loves how no one will stop him no matter how crazy and bigoted he gets:

It's really quiet in here now. Since most of the Romney-bots have been Zotted, we can now, with impunity, make all the cult-religion innuendos we want about a particular candidate. In fact, we can do it until all the cult-chickens go home to roost. You know, like.......
Ahh-cult! Ahh-cult!
(oh...sorry there...I got the sneezies, must be getting a cold)

ptsal knows Mormons can lie to gentiles:

Mitt is nothing more than a little Morman god. Fundamental right out the Joe Smith play book. The rest of us are gentiles and have no standing in the eyes of the Mittster.

Mormonism::Islam as Romney::Obama.

RoosterRedux knows Mitt is weak.

Mitt is ugly but he hates confrontation. He is too cowardly for that.
Mitt is a weak person, which is why Newt is gonna win. Luckily, Newt has got Mitt's number. He knows better than to turn his back on Mitt.
Newt tried to take the high road in Iowa. He learned well how Mitt deals from the bottom of the deck.
Mitt is sneaky...not strong.

Diogenesis thinks Mitt is gonna turn Dem:

PREDICTION (you saw it HERE, first)
Romney and his vicious Team will
attack the GOP ticket AFTER he is rejected.

Romney and his surrogates will work for the
DNC as they did in 2010 and 2008, etc.

Rome2000 brings the semi-coherent crazy as usual:

MYTH ROMNEY is a degenerate con man and coward from a family of degenerate con men,cowards, and snake oil salesmen who have en masse refused to serve in this nations military for over 150 years
They fled to Mexico to practice Polygamy and his father has THREE GRANDMOTHERS
He and his 5 sons who won't be serving in the US military any time soon are best off continuing to rape weak corporations and working on becoming Gods
"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."
Even a stopped clock like Honest Ape is right twice a day.

Like the random anti-Lincoln jab at the end there.

greyfoxx39 knows from Mormons:

You have to remember, Mitt is positive that he is foreordained to win and "save the Constitution". That arrogance you see comes from two sources..one being his wealth, and the other his upbringing as a mormon male who has risen up through the mormon ranks to a pretty high leadership position in the church.
This attitude of superiority is quite common in mormon males. They have been taught from birth that they are special and will, if they obey all the rules, become a god of their own planet.
Can't you tell by looking at Mitt's attitude that he really believes he is above all the peasants who, if they're lucky will crown him king? Just consider his refusal to account for his actions and his attempt to point at "the other guy" when he is confronted over them.
Frankly, I think he and Obama are two peas in a pod!

Nice to see the Mormon boil finally pop.

And yeah, it's not quite Obama - Mitt isn't quite sabotaging America for his racist Commie-Mormon overlords yet, but the trajectory is there.

Monday Potpouri

2012-01-23T05:51:00.000-08:00

Romulus thinks sex being fun means we'll soon be killing old people:

I have never been able to understand why all contraception, including barrier kinds like condoms and the cervical cap are being opposed by conservatives.
Could it be because contraception corrupts relations between men and women, most grievously in the context of family life, and that, since the family is the original (and therefore privileged) social unit, contraception is socially destabilizing?
Could it be because contraception is an assault on human dignity by conditioning men and women to view each other only as sex toys?
Could it be because contraception conditions society to be hostile to new life, leading to abortion, sexual exploitation, illegitimacy, infidelity, divorce, child desertion, parentless children (and the crimes they commit)?
Could it be because big government and big business see the promise of consequence-free "sex" (mutual masturbation, actually) as useful tools for social control and revolution?
Could it be because contraception is now proving to be an economy destroyer, with aging populations not being succeeded by sufficient numbers of younger workers, consumers, investors, and taxpayers -- ensuring the eventual mandating of euthanasia for the elderly?

MestaMachine lays down The Law:

Any Jew who would support obama ....isn’t.

rcrngroup hates how single-minded liberals are:

If the women are liberals, they will vote for 0dumb0shit, even if he raped, pillaged & roasted a young girl on stage.

Liberalist is a mental disorder, and libturds will vote for a demoRAT, moderate or radical, anytime over a Republican, because liberalism-socialism is their religion as well as political ideology.

That being said, I think that most white women independents are not all that enamored with radical socialist 0dumb0shit, and WILL vote for Newt!

Hmmm. Voting against one party, regardless of facts, due to irrational ideological zealotry...sounds familiar.

crosshairs doesn't think it was Anonymous who took down the DoJ website:

Holder is prolly behind it himself, so it gives this administration an excuse to take over control of the internet.

combat_boots knows why Clinton really shoulda been impeached:

It should have been about selling and giving our nuclear secrets to Communist China, and selling the tool and die equipment to make the machinery for them.

It was and is treason.

But we were not in a declared war.

The man should have been drawn and quartered.

And similarly, twenty years from now crazy folks will still be yelling about Obama's Kenyan past.

sam_paine is done with Wisconsin:

Screw it. Go Galt on Wisconsin. Let them have their filthy mess.

Stop trying to save it and evacuate all the productive souls.

We need a Greece to show the way for the rest of the recoverable states.

himno hero thinks Obama should be impeached for turning America into Mad-Max:

... and add in the anti Keystone policies and you have a no energy, no economy, no heat, no transportation America. No energy to fuel warships,nor jets.

... add in increased debt servitude for generations to come

give our technologies to the backwards barbarian muslims....

all impeachable

yldstrk laments how cool the gays are:

I was driving my daughter and her friend the other day. The friend started talking about these two new gay guys at her church that are “so cool.” she ‘just loved” them.

This is the way it is now. The people that break all the rules are so “cool,” Intact family living within their means and struggling together with their issues are “bitter clingers”

KansasGirl knows Nikki Haley's heart is still Free:

I think S.C. governor Nikki Haley will cast her ballot for Newt too, or possibly Perry. And yes, I know the bigwigs in the GOP strong-armed her into endorsing the Mittster. However, in the booth, she’ll vote for a real conservative.

junta has weird numbers:

My income tax rate all total is < 10%, but if you add in the rest of the taxes easily >45%.

I figgure he probably lives in Somalia.

IronJack whines about the hard life rich people have to live:

Hmmmmmm. “Rich” people buy homes in expensive areas of town, pay high property taxes to build schools, hire teachers. Poor people live in cheaper parts of city, pay lower property taxes. Yet people paying lower taxes get to send their kids to “rich” schools, while suckers paying exorbitant taxes are forced to send their kids to Penal Prep.

I’m not seeing the fairness here. At what point do the “rich people” reap benefits commensurate with their contributions?

Saturday Pix

2012-01-21T13:07:00.001-08:00

Jeez, Obama sure is powerful!

I have no idea why this is supposed to be so damning. If Freepers didn't listen to angry white women, where would Palin be?

This election just keeps getting better from a Freeper madness point of view.

Ron Paul is just like Jane Fonda!

I love how in their trying to make Newt badass

Freepers REALLY need Michelle Obama to be ugly. Something about a childish desire for evil to be ugly, especially when it comes to women.

LOL

Man, either Newt Wins the primary and will lose the general, or Romney wins and the rage will be awesome

How Freepers can post this, and then write what they do, boggles my mind.

‘Unemployed graduates’ in Morocco set themselves on fire to protest lack of jobs

2012-01-20T12:12:00.000-08:00

Freepers do not have much sympathy for people protesting for economic reform in Muslim countries. And by not much sympathy, I mean, they are particularly sociopathic:

jakerobins wants Americans he doesn't like to set themselves alight:

Are the Occupy people taking notes?? I will donate all the oily rags and gasoline they want....

Like four other Freepers make the same joke.

Blood of Tyrants knows what is to blame:

What? The 7th century principles of sharia law not working out?

JrsyJack has no sympathy for these stupid liberal Moroccans.

Moroccans elected a new Islamist government in November which ran on a platform of social justice and tackling unemployment.

They have an Obama too? Wonder how their Hopey Changey thing is working out?

ConservativeInPA just loves dead Muslims.

Excellent. This is a practice that needs to be widely adopted in Muslim Societies.

Christian1 : just can't get enough of this pun. He posts it twice!

“Pi:ss be upon them”.

Freepers dicuss Napolean

2012-01-20T10:58:00.000-08:00

So France is making a Napoleon theme park. This allows Freepers to hold forth on their unique understanding of European history:

C19fan forgot World War I, Algeria, the Foreign Legion...

Daily reminder to the French the last time they had cajones.

Jmouse007 really hates how Napoleon acted like a 19th century general.

Will it come complete with nearly 200,000 frozen French corpses rotting on the frozen Russian tundra while Napoleon rides in comfort and style? ...I kind of doubt it. Amazing how good the French are with selective history”.

Kennard thinks this is a sign that France will invade Germany once they go bankrupt.

This is a timely announcement, given the pending breakup of the Eurozone.
The subtext? "If we go bankrupt, we can resurrect the Empire."
This mindset should give Germany pause. Germany is sandwiched between neo-Napoleonic France and the Russian bear.

No Truce With Kings takes a nativist lesson from Napoleon's saga:

Napoleon wasn't French. He was Corsican.
And his rule set France on a path from being a world power to an also-ran. Contrast to George Washington who set *his* country on a path from being a never-was to the world's leading power.

That George Washington - Natural Born American!

Darteaus94025 goes somewhere interesting:

The Hitler of his time: Attempted to conquer Europe by force, Russian campaign that ended badly, dictator, created new “legal” structure, etc.

Except for how there was no Holocaust, and his institutions of republican reforms, basically a Nazi!

Newtgasm

2012-01-20T09:05:00.001-08:00

So first Freeper founder Jim Robinson endorsed Newt. Then, Newt whipped out his old, polished "I reject your question because the media sucks" schtick in the debate last night.

Freepers act like he was Sarah Palin or something:

LibsRJerks revels in the imagined traumitization of the media.

CNN commentators now huddling together, liked spanked traumatized schoolchildren ...making excuses for themselves as to why they asked the question first ....trying to rationalize ...

Whatever. They can go back to the newsroom and lick their wounds and FEEL the shame. What they do IS despicable — and it’s horrible for the country. Good people WILL not and CANNOT run for president in this country due to this CRAP. It’s time someone called them out on it TOTALLY.

GO NEWT!!!!!!!!!!

Cheerio is sure Obama won't debate Newt, cause of how awesome Newt is.

America's Pharaoh will refuse to debate just like Nixon refused to debate Vice President Hubert Humphrey, and in 1964 President Lyndon Johnson refused to debate Arizona Senator Barry Goldwater. Barry Zero has nothing but rhetoric and would lose a debate to any of the GOP candidates - and he knows it.

Hoosier-Daddy knows bitter lashing out at the media will totally take down Obama.

I think Newt survived trial by fire tonight. He’s more than capable of ripping Obama a size 13 a$$#0!e...

..oh, wait!

You didn't think you'd get through this without an "Obama is gay" joke, did you?

C210N loves sports metaphors:

That was NOT a touchdown, it was 10 consecutive years of Superbowl Clobbering wins.

That was a quadrupal Lutz.

That was not a home run, it was a three balls two strikes two outs Grand Slam out-of-the-park walk off 9th inning 7th game World Series BLAST.

Beave Meister thinks Newt is like a longtime mobster:

Newt Gingrich the new “Teflon Don.”

SampleMan knows Newt is just like his heroes:

King David and the Apostle Peter also had some character flaws, as I recall. Ditto for Winston Churchill and General Patton.

DonnerT makes the same comparison:

I think it is the “Churchillianness” of Newt that makes me like him.

Oy, this'll be a Newsweek cover.

milagro thinks Newt's ego is the way God will use him to defeat Obama, or something.

We need someone--like Newt--with a strong ego. Sure--he can be arrogant; that's the main pitfall for someone with a strong ego.
But--God can use that ego for his own purposes, and my prayer is that God will be gracious enough to our nation to use Newt to defeat a man who is not only arrogant, but so narcissistic that he seeks to destroy those who criticize him or stand in the way of his accomplishing his "divine" plans.

SERKIT notes that New hasn't raped anyone, so he's fine

Dems should not complain since all decisions were made by consenting adults.

Republican Christians who believe in redemption and forgiveness should not complain.

Journalists who dig through garbage for Republican candidates continue to be hypocrites by not investigating Barry who did cocaine a few short years ago compared to Newt’s timeline under scrutiny.

swpa_mom also doesn't care about family values when you're up against Satan Himself:

character problem???????????

We have a man in the White House right now who refuses to release college transcripts. CHARACTER PROBLEM?

STOP THE CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD.

GOPJ just straight up says family values don't matter for a President anymore:

your daughters should NOT marry Newt. Too much risk for a totally traditional family. Luckily Newt's not running to be anyone's husband at the moment...

editor-surveyor has this nugget:

Actually, Most of Newt’s support is women.

LibsRJerks knows some women just love being cheated on, if not beaten:

Two or three of the women CNN lib pundits stated, “But it’s a losing issue for the Repubs if Newt becomes the pres. nominee”. They think it won’t go over with women. What they are saying that any derogatory accusation by any women, whether it is from a former girlfriend or ex-wife, that women will always be believed or they don’t care it is not true, and it’s an emotional issue to them regardless of truth or proof.

***

I might be trying to analyze this too deeply ...but — you may be wrong.

One thing about strong women — many of them REALLY like a strong man they can argue with safely. In fact, a strong man who can outdo them — well, for some of them (yours truly included)it’s irresistable.

So I don’t believe at all that ALL women will find it a turn off. Some of them will keep coming back for more ...believe me.

Think Rhett Butler.

kozanne :

[Pushing her hair out of her eyes and panting]

Oh God YES!!!!

GO NEWT!!

...

The writing on the wall

2012-01-19T14:28:00.000-08:00

Freeper Madness, 11:55am EST - "So Free Republic seems to have become Newt Country"

Head Freeper Jim Robinson, 3:41pm EST "I'm officially endorsing Newt Gingrich for President today."

EDIT: Also like their current fundraising thread: "FR is in open rebellion against the GOP elite and we need your support!"

Those Freepers sure are brave, what with their open rebellion and all.

The Secret Real President

2012-01-19T14:06:00.001-08:00

Here is a Freeper conspiracy I had not yet cottoned to.

News Max has totally heard that Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett has Secret Service protection.

Freepers realize this explains everything!

STARWISE sees everything clearly now!

Boy .. that’s really telling ..
It’s all adding up.

mojitojoe has known the true power for years:

Well she is the President so it’s not that surprising. Barry boy plays, Moochie and Valerie were ready to rule from day one.

W. W. SMITH thinks she's Obama's Soviet Control.

I have had a thought or two towards her being Obama’s control. Don’t know if she is a part of that control or just the go between.

Do know that if we the people have to seize power in order to straighten out the mess left by those currently in power, she is on the short list of those who need to be hung.

Rome2000's conspiracy sucks:

It's all about expanding the Secret Service and the rest of DHS to the point that they will be Mexican stand offing with the TSA with butch Napolitano taking bets.

...What?

Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! needs to stop taking drugs.

In the [Ulsterman Report blog] story what was the gregorian chant? Mocking the chant and worshiping the devil?

Does Jarrett dress like Obama and play him and she does this with the chant?Who wants a POTUS that wears make up? I mostly believe the Obama sits on his ass and watches TV in a back room stories the most.

MissMagnolia thinks Obama is a cyborg:

Seriously, VJ is too short & wide to dress up like BO & appear in public. The 'kit' .... betcha it's not all makeup.

I would buy into a drug problem ... either that or the brain implant wasn't working quite right that night, low battery or something.

Statistics have a known liberal bias

2012-01-19T13:15:00.000-08:00

So employment numbers are looking up a bit. Freepers, of course, have decided that anything which could help Democrats is a fraud.

ohioWfan is amazed anyone believes the nonpartisan Bureau of Labor Statistics ever:

Does anyone in the entire country really believe these bogus numbers??

Cletus.D.Yokel predicts hinky math, and is sad:

That means the previous number was revised up to 402K (I predicted 403.

8-(

ScottinVA id confused - but holds on to hating Obama as a lodestone:

I don’t know what I believe anymore, other than it appears arrangements are being made to make the economy appear to be “improving” enough to get Obama reelected.

Gabz knows unemployment numbers may mean something else!

Another explanation is the unemployment benefits of those 50,000 ran out.

Or maybe Obama killed them off!

Paradox knows you needn't cook numbers when you can revise reality!

Perhaps cooked, but I believe the trend. Since the Republican have taken over the house, things have gotten slowly better.

conservaterian is sure this long stretch of obstructing Obama is helping the economy:

Maybe we shouldn’t have taken the House in 2010. Now, thanks to the Tea Party, things are getting better, but that means Obummer will get credit and it will be harder to kick him out in November.

We will be better off in the long run if the double dip starts in the next couple of months. The November election will be the thumbs up, thumbs down for this country (unless it’s Mitt vs. Obummer, then there IS no thumbs up).

The Excuse Factory

2012-01-19T11:55:00.000-08:00

So Free Republic seems to have become Newt Country. Or at least attacking Newt gets you a zot.

And if there is one thing Freepers are good at, it's rationalizing double standards so that their proposed dude is fine while Democrats are the worst people imaginable. They've got it down to a science such that all their responses are generalizable to any sin committed by One of Them:

Take their reaction when Newt's ex-wife (the second one) claims he wanted an open marriage:

silverleaf thinks this is awesome for Newt!

wowser, a 2 hour interview with a bitter ex wife.

That may actually help Newt pickup some points among the divorcees who have been through the mill with a bunny boiler.

"through the mill with a bunny boiler?" Now that's folksy! I think.

John 3_19-21 likes the "Whoever people are hating on is what they fear" idea. I know I'm still shaking about Sarah Palin.

The left and RNC elites are in full-panic mode. This is going to be GREAT!

Savage Beast hits the "The other side is so evil, who cares what my side does?"

Let me know--so I can become alarmed--if there's sexual assault, rape, purjury, or intimidation of witnesses (crimes that Democrat politicians and their operatives consider no cause for concern).
Otherwise--yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn....

Ya don't need to worry about the moral high ground when you assume your opponents are too evil to ever have it! Also works for pissing soldiers.

MiddleEarth tries for a dubious "Judge not..." argument.

As far as we know since Newt has become Catholic and asked God for forgiveness he has kept his vows. I’ll leave his past infidelities up to God. I’m still torn between Newt and Santorum but I will give Newt that benefit of the doubt.

That could work, except that Free Republic has prejudged the entire world.

ArtDodger knows changing focus to attack the media always works:

What does Obama’s ex have to say? The press doesn’t want to know if he has an ex. If he does, the press is not interested in what she has to say... would probably bump her (or him) off with joy of heart to protect the One.

Obama's ex wife? yeah, the media probably bumped her off.

Servant of the Cross mixes in some media attacking with some ad-hominem

The utter depravity and blatant hypocrisy of the lamestream media exposed for all to see.
If this was a Democrat, this would never see the light of day. Larry Sinclair? Hello.
This will FAIL completely. Newt will respond forcefully and just move on. "End his career" hyperbole by a dnc sycophant media that hopes it would be so. America will completely reject it.

goat granny goes with the ad-hominem.

People are bitter cause they are nasty to begin with....with her attitude no wonder he dumped her....bitter, vengeful, nasty, hopeing to destroy someone..yep sounds like a good X wife...

MNnice also with the ad-hominem.

Marianne is looking at Calista possibly becoming the first lady and fumes that that could have been HER, Dammit!

Responsibility2nd also...listen, Freepers love the ad-homenem, OK?

We’re talking about Mrs Newt II.
Who by the way - is still alive as is the Cougar who married her high school student.

DainBramage likes his ad-hominem to be against Obama. Because hatred means you don't even need to relate your logical fallacies to reality!

Reportedly he wanted and "open marriage"...similar to Warren Buffetts LOL. Big Whoop

Obama Shares Reggie Love with his Wookie.

melancholy just yells "OBAMA IS A HOMO" and calls it a day.

Supposedly, 0b0z0 playing hoops: Nothin' but net!
Definitely, 0h0m0's love life: Nothin' but boyfriends!

Iowa confusion, or Romney Conspiracy?

2012-01-19T10:22:00.000-08:00

So I guess Santorum got more certified votes in Iowa, but the Iowa GOP is calling it a tie between Santorum and Romney. Seems a titch jinkey, to be fair.

Freepers, though, know exactly what this is - the Romney Conspiracy!

Happy Rain knows how Mitt can by classy:

If Mitt had a gram of grace or class, he would call a press conference to congratulate Rick Santorum the REAL winner of Iowa!

But I may as well wait for the ocean to dry.

AmericanInTokyo wants a REVOLT of some sort, though it's not clear what:

Sheesh, I KNEW this bullcrap spin/narrative was coming, they are SO predictable. I KNEW IT. Scumbags.
So in the tank to get the contrived bandwagon effect for Romney so the unthinking masses within the GOP at the polls feel "inevitability", whereupon Mittens is then summarily slaughtered in the General Election by their boy, Barack Hussein Obama. The template is already ginned up, it is such a farce.
In these remaining **48** primaries and caucuses, we simply MUST REVOLT, speak truth to power (GOP Elite/DNC faciliators and MSM toadies) and overturn this oppressive order. MUST!! WHERE IS THE TEA PARTY IN 2012!!!???

...I think REVOLT means cote for Newt?

Rational Thought thinks these primaries are all fixed anyhow.

There are really no paper trails in primaries either. Add to that all the crossover primary states, all the fraud, and all the intentionally misleading reporting by the media and I think it's fair to say that the accuracy of our entire primary system can be looked at with suspicion.

mo wants lynchings. Though I'll bet that's his response to everything he doesn't like.

We the People are short a few yard of rope and some lamposts....

redgolum thinks this is all part of the grand GOP plan to lose the election. For some reason.

Romney will be the nominee. No matter what.

He is weak enough to be beat by Obama, and that is what the GOP wants.

niteowl77 hates the Iowa GOP:

if you are looking for clowns, the Iowa GOP is the place to be. The state's Democrats are generally loudmouthed and hateful, but not totally inept.
For rubber-nosed, big-shoed, zany cluelessness, you can't beat Hawkeye Republicans, be they ineffective semi-hereditary placeholders in one of our moribund county organizations or part of the real estate/gambling/insurance cabal in Des M.

USS Alaska just hates Iowa:

This should show Iowa for what it is, a joke and a nation of 310,000,000 should never let a little bunch of corn huskers dominate the entire voting process because they want to be first.
Screw Iowa, they rail about how much they care about the political process, and yet they can't be TRUSTED to count their own screwy cauci votes.
How in the hell can any one lose votes?
If you can't count, you have no right to be first.
Iowans, go slop the hogs, that's all you can do with any credibility.
I await an apology from any Iowa resident for your state being too screwed up to be first.

Obama destroys America again

2012-01-19T09:37:00.000-08:00

The State Department has reject the controversial Keystone Pipeline. Freepers, tired of venting their spleen on Mitt Romney, go absolutely batshit on Obama. Or, really, the diabolical Obama strawman they've spent the last five or so years building:

Lazamataz starts things out well in the second post of the thread:

EVERY SINGLE DECISION OBAMA MAKES IS INTENDED TO HARM AMERICA.
PERIOD.

ohioWfan agrees:

Amen! He hates the country that elected him, and every move he makes is to bring this nation down.

Abathar laments that people care about the environment these days:

As a middle aged adult male I never in my life would have thought I would agree with your statement on a sitting President.

How truly pathetic so many of our countrymen have become to continue supporting this man. When I was a kid his own party would have impeached him for the decisions he’s made so far.

C210N knows what this is:

It’s an act of sabotage, with enemies of the US voted into power.

Not quite like killing 3000 Americans on 9/11, but kills 20,000 jobs, an economy killer.

"I'm not saying it's 9/11, but it's 9/11."

Da Coyote knows only liberals care about what the opposition thinks:

is not the State Department composed of mamby-pamby marshmallow majors, none of which could pass an elementary calculus or physics course?
With all due respect, the fact that that joke of a department is headed by the Hillabeast (another joke who’s neveer had a real job and who be nothing had she not boinked Bubba) shows where it lives on the intellectual ladder.

Who gives a hairy, smelly Obama about what their one-celled brains “thinks”?

Obama seems to be a synonym for shit (hairy?). I do hope that catches on among the right.

Jeff Head laments how people still vote for the Marxist Muslim

I call him an abject Marxist ideolog, with very strong affinity for and ties to fundamental Islam
That's who we have as a President. it's sad, trgic...and unbelievable that such a thing could happen. But with almost half the country getting government handouts, with a radical socialist political party in the DNC, and with a corrupt and in the tank main stream media...we see hpow it did.
Now its time to take it back.

tcrlaf understands how Obama hates America for it's awesomeness:

Understand something, folks...

America’s huge advantage over the rest of the world has ALWAYS been cheap energy, and a reserve currency.

Obama is doing his utmost to destroy BOTH.

He hates the advantage America has had, and wants to “Equalize” us to the rest of the world. And making some pocket change along the way to wrecking the EVIL AMERICA< isn’t bad, either.

KamperKen prefers a theory where Obama's success is all owed to Saudi Arabia.

Obama is owned by the Saudis. They not only paid for his trip to Pakistan when he was a young man of no means, they also paid large bribes to Columbia and Harvard to admit him, spectacularly unqualified as he was. There was apparently yet another bribe to the University of Chicago to accept this academic sub-mediocrity as a ‘lecturer’ there. Last but not least, a lot of the illegal foreign campaign contributions came from Saudi Arabia.

So, Obama owes them in a big way, his Marxism and ant-Americanism aside. He now has to keep the price of oil as high as possible for the continuing wealth transfer to the medieval Saudis.

floriduh voter hates how Obama has repeatedly destroyed America:

Every single time he destroys America, he follows with “the Republicans did it.” I can’t stand communism much longer.

Freeper Tax Policy

2012-01-18T14:08:00.000-08:00

I ain't got nothin' to say except welcome to crazytown:

Sprite518 brings a historical argument:

We went 140 years without an income tax. The Feds some how managed to get by.

And everyone died of dysentery when they were 40! Good times...

cynwoody wants no taxes at all!

The goal should be a constitutional amendment forbidding income taxation at all levels of government, local, state, federal, and international (the last is necessary to override possible ill-advised treaties the US might ratify in the future).

chris37 goes further:

I’m for that, and I’m also for no federal government whatsoever.

ari-freedom has a more moderate plan:

The only way out of this mess is for the government to earn its keep through voluntary donations.

Nobody thinks the government knows how to spend money effectively so that’s why it has to force people.

I usually try to correct typos, but freekitty's has a certain rhythm

The government is an outlaw. It is nothing but a bunch of tugs and thieves.

TUGS AND THIEVES!

AnTiw1 is proudly made a virtue out of being a thieving free-rider:

I stopped paying taxes when Obama was elected. Not lauding or defending my action. I just felt like we'd been invaded and assimilated by a foreign power from the beginning and writing a check to the enemy rankled my gut.
I somehow thought the American people in all their common sense would rebound from this disaster to conservative leadership, and I would pay double and put aside my scofflaw ways. Instead, well, you see what I see.
If the libs want my money, they'll spend more finding me than they'll ever get out of me.

Freepers hate DUI Checkpoitns

2012-01-18T13:44:00.000-08:00

I'm not completely comfortable with the policy unwarranted stops to check for drunk drivers. But Freepers are really, really angry about it! Considering how they love to legislate morality, it makes you wonder why they suddenly found their civil libertarian streaks...

I know I have a theory. It's the same reason they hate the family court system.

Hot Tabasco is one of many who is not a fan of MADD:

Good! One step closer to eliminating the MADD nazi’s and their judicial supporters.......

mamelukesabre responds appropriately to a dissident:

If you want to avoid a DUI then do not drink and drive
Well well well, a nazi boot licker.

How them boots taste there, ya scum?

july4thfreedomfoundation wants cops to die.

Someday, those corrupt pri*ks will pull over a gang banger / Mexican drug dealer and those criminals with a badge will each get two in the hat. Karma can be a bitch.

Palin on Hannity NOW!!!! Chatting up Newt!

2012-01-18T13:08:00.000-08:00

OMG OMG OMG! Sarah Palin said something nice about Newt, this is totally kinda like an endorsement! WOW YOUBETCHA YOUBETCHA!

Anti-Hillary loves how Palin brought Trig along!

Is she the cuteset, or what? Love that the was carrying a little baby Trig too!

show is too excited to talk in anything but slogans:

Newt was on fire last night in the debate.
You betchya Sarah was agreeing and on fire for Newt’s zingers against Liberals.

Go Sarah, Go Newt!

Newt is Conservative. Sarah is Conservative.

Romney is Liberal and a Plastic Phony who was exposed last night.

Go NEWT !!!

supremedoctrine has no doubt the endorsement is coming:

She will likely be supporting him on a “primary-by-primary” basis, but at some point is bound to come out both guns blazing in support.

And I always love Sarah’s diction and her way with words, which comes out sounding clumsy, totally unslick, and oh-so-endearing. But I was a sucker for Sarah from the beginning.

livius knows this was another Palin Masterstroke!

A brilliant strategy.
If she were just any political figure, I’m sure she’d endorse him. But the press and the Dems attacked her so viciously and have been so successful in planting some bizarre image of her in people’s minds (including many GOP minds) that an open endorsement by her might well backfire and be used to whip up hatred of Gingrich. So what she did was send a message to the people who need to hear it without giving the enemy any ammunition.

Quite brilliant! I sure hope the good people of SC can stop Romney. If they could even put a serious ding in his lead, that would help.

Sarah Barracuda knows Palin's secret thoughts, and how they agree with everything Sarah Barracuda thinks!

She can’t stand Romney, and not just because of Romneycare, because its Romney’s goons that were on the McCain campaign that constantly trashed her

Can a Fan Fiction where Sarah Palin and this poster become best of friends be close behind?

LibsRJerks remembers...

Now if our buddy Cain would just come out — but he seems to be off the reservation at the moment.

Parley Baer is hopeful for Rush:

Let us see what Rush says tomorrow. Sarah has given Rush the opening to back Newt in South Carolina only. He can ride on her coat tails with a quasi-endorsement of Newt in South Carolina. Rush has the verbiage to get it done in the proper way.

JediJones won't stop believing!!

What Sarah did tonight would be EXACTLY the right thing to do if she was still planning on jumping into the race at some point.

She would need the race to continue and not have Romney coronated yet if she were to do that. She would also not want to be on record as endorsing another candidate in the overall primary. That quote would be a little awkward to have out there if she later entered the race.

The Walker Recall Petition

2012-01-18T12:12:00.000-08:00

In Wisconsin, the petition to recall Governor Walker has gotten a million signatures. This does not bode well for Walker.

Except for in Freeperland, where everything they do not like is a fraud, and also done by Commies so it doesn't count!

Cicero does the math, and it comes up short:

400,000 duplicates, 300,000 dead people, 200,000 out-of-staters, and 100,000 union members and Commie students.

MNlurker assumes only the signatories are going to vote against Walker in the recall:

So if its consistent with other recent signature campaigns run by the leftists in OH around 27% of the signatures will be fraudulent...although my bet is it will be a lot more than that here because of the allowance of signing as many times as you want.

So lets say they have 850,000 recall signatures that are legit(once again I think its lower due to fraud). Walker garnered close to 300,000 more actual votes during the election.

Now this election will also have a voter ID requirement which could cut down fraudulent votes even more.

How much voter passion will be there for some second rate nominee picked by the thug left?

The math doesn’t add up IMO. Good for them that they got to have their temper tantrum in public...can’t wait for the one after they get crushed.

outofsalt mixes up registration fraud (which us bit a crime) and voter fraud:

Once the inevitably large number of invalid signatures is established be sure to use that to push for voter id.

Pox has a solution:

Make intentional voting fraud of any type a capital offense.

I’m sick and tired of my vote being disenfranchised.

Once this country experiences its next revolution, it would be a good idea to have this coded into our next version of the U.S. Constitution, IMO.

Iron Munro thinks a million voters in Wisconsin are unionized

Throw out all those submitted by greedy union members and you can count the remainder on one hand.

Rome2000 is not a happy dude:

The degenerate communist union bosses are pissed that their membership has been freed from compulsory witholding of union dues , thats what this is about and nonthing else.

That son of a bitch Warren in US Vs. Brown threw out the provision in Taft Hartley that required union leadership to sign affidavits that they were not communists.

As a result, union leadership is comprised of nothing but.

We are getting ready to hit the CPUSA and the American communist movement so hard that they wont have time to crawl back under the rocks they came out from.

It's okay if you're Republican

2012-01-18T11:07:00.000-08:00

Per anon,

James Dobson has come out for Rick Santorum, and being the sort of guy that he is, this means attacking Newt's current wife, Callista as a trollop and a mistress and other sorts of sexist bullcrap. Why he doesn't focus on Newt, I don't know.

This means a long thread of rather tiresome rationalizations about forgiveness and not judging (hah!) combined with a few people prickishly clinging to the moral high ground.

Eh. I was hoping for more sexism.

But this is a long thread on Free Republic, and so we get some good stuff:

Mariner really hates judgmental people.

I've about HAD IT with these Holier-than-thou do-gooders who are anxious to cast the first stone.
Anyone who places their vote on the advice of such charlatans is no friend of mine, nor of liberty.
And they are certainly no friend of the GOP.
This is OVER THE TOP disgusting.

clashfan hates Michelle Obama so much she wants to cancel the First Lady.

Unbelievable! First Lady is not an elected position. In fact, it is such nonsense for “The First Lady” to have any special role or duties at all.

We don’t need no stinkin’ first lady! The current one has been the last straw.

rbmillerjr thinks Newt may not have cheated at all!

You show no evidence for Gingrich having sex with Calista while married, yet you ignore a report of the Karen Santorum having an affair with a married abortion doctory.

Hypocrisy

Third Stringers

2012-01-17T12:02:00.000-08:00

Nancy Pelosi is often a bit intemperate in her speech. But her most recent quote seems rather perspicacious - she notes that the candidates in the Republican primary are 'third stringers.'

It's true, no one is anyone people are excited about. Not even Freepers. The current Newt excitement is really just Romney hate redirected.

But Freepers have some trouble agreeing with one of their hated foes. So the comment thread is an odd mix of contentless insults and agreement:

Iron Munro is a bit misogynistic:

You can always tell a burned out old political whore.

But this one never listens.

MayflowerMadam goes for the agreeing AND insulting:

OMG - the bitch actually told the truth for once! These guys aren’t our first string.

SmileRight takes solace in his blind loyalty:

I’ll take our third string over their first string anyday!

newnhdad notes that Obama sucks, and should be more servile:

look who’s leading their party. A guy that should be getting Bill Clinton some coffee.

upsdriver knows who is first string:

In this case, Pelosi is right. Sarah Palin is the first string.

blueunicorn6 just makes a "Nancy Pelosi is an alcoholic" joke.

I saw Nancy at the Oxnard Community Theater’s production of Mary Poppins. She had the lead.

“Just a spoonful of vermouth helps the gin all go down,
The gin all go down, the gin all go down.”

Oh, she could fly that night all right.

Needless to say, Pelosi actually drinking is optional.

Stephen Colbert: Serious Politician

2012-01-17T10:56:00.000-08:00

So Stephen Colbert is mocking the ineffective regulations on campaign spending by indulging in campaign spending. His PAC has, nominally without his input, created a political ad against Romney - saying that if corporations are like people, he's a serial killer.

Freepers just treat it like any other ad, spinning it to their own agenda:

Utmost Certainty awaits the deluge of "Romney is a Serial Killer" ads:

A preview of what the next 10 months will be like.

Vaduz knows Colbert is acting at the behest of his Hollywood masters:

Sounds like Hollywood is in panic mode and call on Colbert to sling the BS, Obama must have a smile so big his ear lobes are wet.

no dems sees Romney's serial killer issue as an Achilles heel, unlike those other unassailable candidates

Another reason why we do NOT need Mitt Romney as the GOP nominee.

Nothing they dig up on Newt is this damaging politically.

Rick Santorum is squeaky clean except for a few Senatorial votes that call into question his Conservative judgment on a few occasions in 20 years of public service. They will not dig up any immorality on him.

South Carolina Debate

2012-01-17T06:43:00.000-08:00

From what I can gather, nothing of note happened in the debate last night. Indeed, the big loser in the debate thread seems to have been...Rush Limbaugh?

Yes, Rush is responding to Romney's inevitability by softening, Freepers respond by raging. And Rush's failure to praise Newt means the Freeper leader has become a heretic:

untwist keeps hope alive through metaphor:

Newt Gingrich took the paddles and drove a jolt through SC and the nation tonight. His campaign is still alive. It is not too late!

nikos1121 also likes comparisons. They are much more badass than the real world:

The Bambino was hitting them to all fields last night!!!!!! EVery time Newt speaks it's a teaching moment.

" Every time Newt speaks it's a teaching moment." True, though the lessons may not be what nikos1121 thinks they are...

katiedidit1 lays out her expectations from the Big 2:

IF Americans bypass Newt for Mitt...we may never have the chance to elect a great conservative again..at least NOT in my lifetime. Rush, Sara Palin should sing Newts praises tomorrow

show has decided Rush is dumb now:

Rush will have jumped the shark if he doesn't applaud Newt's in-your-face conservative Debating skills which are inspiring.
Newt is more inspiring than Rush. Newt is a better communicator than Rush. But Newt, who earned he PhD at the age of 28, never, EVER looks down on others.
Newt accepts all Americans and truly wants to help average Americans fulfill the American Dream for themselves and their family.

Finny knows Rush had better repeat what he thinks, or he's useless:

Rush's success was due to the fact that for once, a guy was on the radio saying the same things we've been saying for years! And we thought we were alone, and here's this eloquent, funny, vibrant guy who's echoing our own thoughts, my own thoughts! And the sentiments of a lot of my conservative family and friends, but nobody anywhere else on the radio or in the media has been saying them!
Rush's value is not, and has never been, in leading, but in CONFIRMING.
He's failing to confirm some pretty important stuff for ME right now, so ... more and more my limited listening opportunities go to other talkers who DO confirm my own common sense. When my thoughs are confirmed by the likes of Thomas Sowell, then I really feel good. Thomas Sowell has stated flat-out that between Gingrich and Romney, OBVIOUSLY Gingrich is the way to go.

Saying goodbye to Huntsman

2012-01-17T06:13:00.000-08:00

Freepers never had much use to Huntsman, who wan as a moderate. Still, they manage to get kinda worked up when he endorsed Romney:

varina davis knows everything went according to plan:

The only reason he was running.

Huntsman only ran to drop out and endorse Romney in a well thought out scheme.

VanDeKoik knows Huntsman needs the money from Romney's bribe:

Romney’s check cleared?

hoosiermama has a crazy conspiracy:

Check out WIKIpedia. Huntsman Chemical (daddy’s company) is owned by Bain (the company that Willard wants us to believe he doesn’t own anymore! (SO RELEASE YOUR RECORDS WILLARD!)

erm, wiki has nothing about that.

Godebert knows what ambassadors do:

Huntsman is an obama bootlicker.

LeoWindhorse has a litmus test- be willing to stay forever in Afghanistan:

advocates surrender in Afghanistan = doesn’t get it

We defeat fundamentalist islam or be forever cursed by it

AGreatPer makes predictions:

What a beautiful week-end.
Who in heck is Huntsman?
Step right up you losers.
That creep Paul has to be next.

MLK Day round-up

2012-01-16T11:17:00.000-08:00

An anonymous commenter posted a great thread about MLK, but I found a two other threads I found around that I'm adding as well, so I'm kicking it Monday Potpourri-style.

Point is, Free Republic is changing. Back in 2008, MLK was mostly a Republican, and threads that yelled about Communism were sparse with the crazy.

These days, after four years of Obama, our cup runneth over:

native texan hasn't really updated his point of view since the 1960s:

I grew up in the 50’s. By the 60’s I was married and had 2 sons. I remember “Martin Luther” King, Jr, as being a trouble maker and a friend of the communist.

SWAMPSNIPER hates King's methods. Because nonviolent civil disobedience is just awful.

King WAS a Marxist, or close enough that you'd never tell the difference.

To me, the fact that his concerns were valid doesn't justify his methods of correction, but trying to tell that to the average TV watching couch potato is a waste of breath.

American freedom is probably on the rocks, but I won't have it said that I died without a fight.

Condor51 knows MLK was really secretly violent:

MLK wasn't all that 'non-violent' when he marched/protested. When he was in Chicago and marching into the Marquette Park neighborhood, behind MLK and the other 'Rev's' were black gang-bangers. And they always started 'something' with the white locals who lived there. Every march turned into a Riot. 'Non-Violent' he wasn't.

CrazyIvan knows the true "I have a Dream" Speech, and it sucks.

His famous “Dream” speech is usually truncated in the same manner.

Except for the famous segment who we all know the rest of it is both poorly written and is a thinly disguised attempt to woo his minions by telling them that a “check” needs to be written to them by Whitey. “Follow me and I'll get you reparations” is what it is whispering in the masses ears.

traditional1 preaches the victimhood of white racists:

I have a dream today, too:
White Christian Males will not be branded racist, robbed of their earnings, and muzzled from speaking the facts about blacks and their drive to take the earnings of whites who work for a living, to fund their 4th generation welfare fatherless-families....
"I have a Dream Today....."

wardaddy is not a fan:

His worship epitomizes the denial swamp in which we dwell

Loyal Sedition is basically a dick:

The one day a year I fly a confederate flag, just to annoy the holier than thou liberals and historically ignorant.

lbryce rages at google's doodle:

In all the years I've been aware of the way Google facilitates the politicization of its logo, I have yet to see one as unrestrained, and over the top as demonsrated by Google's logo in homage to the Black Communist fornicator's Birthday Holiday.
Today America celebrates the birthday of a Communist, rabble-rousing fornicator, not merely 'fornicator' by the means in which he repeatedly unconsionably violated the trust, of his sacred marital vows, but much more so as political fornicator as facilitating destructive force against America.
The horrific irony is that King's dream live on, his legacy remains active and in full swing, not in the guise of the social equality he had sought to reenginer to benefit his people but in the disturbingly same guise of America-hating, Communist fornicator we see taking up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

spokeshave thinks Reverend Martin Luther King may have been Muslim.

In all the photos I have seen of MLK addressing the masses....seems to me a lot of the men are wearing those little white caps that islamics favor....

....just saying

bert has an even more vile rumor:

Some say that Marilyn Monroe suicided after JFK handed her off to MLK

All Felons vote Democrat.

2012-01-16T07:23:00.000-08:00

Freeper MeganC asks for statistics of what party felons vote for. Freepers respond with their own special facts:

OlLine Rebel knows the answer is obvious:

Oh that’s easy.

I’ve always said Democrat is the party of criminals and deviants. That’s obvious.

AEMILIUS PAULUS also eschews evidence:

Liberals favor the criminal element in our society.

Retired Greyhound has his demographics all set:

Same as crackheads, illegals, union thugs, hippies, college professors, media members, and welfare recipientss.

ObamaMustGo2012 totally read something once:

I remember reading a statistic years ago that said that 97 percent of felons were Democrats. That clearly explains why the Democratic party is pushing to allow them to vote.

Vigilanteman thinks liberals identify with felons:

I think it could be a handy statistic for swaying people away from the Democrat party and liberalism in general.
Good luck with that. Your average libtard identifies more with takers than producers. So does your average criminal.
Birds of a feather, you know . . .

Jack Hydrazine actually manages to bring something approaching the science:

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2010/07/12/john-lott-senator-al-franken-minnesota-felons-democrat/
Academic work by Jeff Manza and Marcus Britton of Northwestern University and Christopher Uggen of the University of Minnesota estimated that Bill Clinton pulled 86 percent of the felon vote in 1992 and a whopping 93 percent in 1996.

Most Felons Are Democrats
http://soundpolitics.com/archives/004473.html

Feel free to click on the links. They are as partisan and sketchy as you think.

G Larry knows that white collar criminals don't count as "real felons."

I recommend focusing on State Penitentiaries and County Jails.
That’s were they keep those most dangerous to you and me.
Federal Penn’s house the white collar criminals,

But wait, what's this? Freepers can be felons too?

cripplecreek hates how everything is getting criminalized:

I’m a convicted felon who votes conservative.

The point is that we have an ever growing list of non violent felony crimes that have no business being felonies.

AnTiw1 was just defending himself:

I was given a felony assault for defending myself...it didn't give me a sudden urge to use the Constitution for toilet paper...I leave that for government employees.

Man, this guilt by association stuff can get tricky!

Monday potpourri.

2012-01-15T06:10:00.000-08:00

Maryhere will only allow conservatives to cut government:

The government desperately needs streamlining, made smaller and pruned to the quick;however, this process must not be done by the socialist President we have now.

FastCoyote knows what Community Organizers really do:

My God! This sounds very much like a Hitler moment!
Obama has been setting us up for a civil war for a long time. That’s what community organizer is all about.

Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! doesn't get jokes:

Let’s not forget all of Obama’s messiah statements

“... a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany ... and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama” - Barack Obama Lebanon, New Hampshire.
January 7, 2008.

running_dog_lackey has some fun with definitions:

-—scientific frauds-—
Is this an oxymoron? I mean, it’s no longer science when data is falsified or results faked. Am I right? Which leads to my point: there’s no such thing as a “scientist” who supports AGW.

RetiredArmy hates Obama too much to listen to him:

To be honest I have NEVER heard [Obama] complete the first sentence. If I am EVER on a channel and his face comes on, I immediately hit the mute button and change the channel. I REFUSE to watch or listen to the puke.

There is absolutely nothing that I want to hear him say. IF he ever quit, I will listen to that two words and cheer. But, I will never listen to the puke.

Red_Devil 232 on Romney's danger:

[Romney] is a manufactured wax figurine - like Gore - Stupid smile and a smug grin that never changes. And dangerous like a demon clown.

"dangerous like a demon clown."

a fool in paradise has proof blacks don't care about slavery:

There is STILL slavery in sacred West Africa and Ameirca’s descendants of slaves don’t give a damn.

It’s not about the grievance or atrocities. It’s about the victimhood status.

Greysard kicks it sovereign citizen style:

A governor is not a King. All his power is given to him by The People. And if The People don't like how a specific person uses that power they can nullify his actions.

surroundedbyblue is not a fan of the Girl Scouts:

The Girl Scouts are an arm of the UN. Left wing as it gets. Wolf in sheep’s clothes.

They’re pro-abortion, pro-gay, pro-sexual experimentation countless articles are bringing their agenda to the surface thankfully. I will not be buying their cookies since that money enables their sick agenda.

meatloaf has head things about Osama Bin Laden's death:

From what I heard Benny was porked before he was fed to the sharks. You know those frozen hotdogs? Supposedly two of those ended up in a couple of his orifices. That and the pint of blood detonated after the carrier was down the road so to speak, ensured that Benny was recycled appropriately.

INVAR knows it is happening here!

Already the OWS mob zombies consider the TEA Party to be NAZIS they must put under.
Trust me on this. Satan sticks to what works, and history repeats for a reason. This is not simply desperate idiot-speak by ideologues, this stuff has intent and purpose behind it, and given everything from the April 2009 DHS Terror assessment to the recent NDAA, things can turn nightmarish in very, very short order. All they have to achieve is creating an atmosphere of fear for being associated with the TEA Party - and even ardent TEA Party supporters will melt away like brown sugar and butter in a hot sauce pan to save themselves.

That is why they keep blaming the TEA Party for the nut job shooting of Giffords. They desperately want some TEA Party Conservative tied to some act of violence, which will give tyrants justification to bring down the iron fist.

I’m simply noting history folks.

Yes, it IS happening here.

formosa is tired of being called racist for no reason:

I hope folks will get over their guilt and pity for this half-black Kenyan who disgraced himself by marrying a street cheap wookie.
Am I the only suffering from race card fatigue?

Saturday Pix

2012-01-14T18:40:00.001-08:00

So McCain is Yosemite Sam? I thought that was John Bolton!

Why not assume domestic violence?

For such an awful photoshop job, there's a lot of detail. The cigarette. And COITUS. Heh.

A white stealth bomber? Tha hell?

Silly, Michelle, gong out in the wind!

Wow, evil Obama sure looks evil!

Open primaries are the latest thing Freepers are blaming for not being in the majority.

This is America, and we specialize in bigoted stereotypes, here!

Cause only folks in cities voted for Obama!

Yes, we're all Nazis now.

Say what you will, Obama is looking mighty pimp as Hitler.

HitlerHitler

2012-01-13T13:05:00.000-08:00

Hitler Hitler, Hilter Hitler hitler Hitler. HitlerHitler!

cuban leaf Hitler!

My God! This sounds very much like a Hitler moment!

Or am I over reacting? Hitler’s stuff seemed pretty good at first, and even got some stuff done, but the devil was in the details.

Brookhaven Hitler!

People forget that the NAZI’s (as well as the fascist in Italy) rose to power not because of a social or nationalistic agenda, but because of their ECONOMIC agenda.

All the other stuff (the racism, ultra-nationalism, and war) emerged later (after it was too late for the people to realize who they had put in power). The original reason the NAZIs came to power was pure economics.

1010RD Hitler!

Every FReeper needs to read up on the Nazis rise to power. Economic crisis, handing the reigns of power over to an individual, etc. It is that obvious.

Bluebird Singing Hitler!

Skimmed this quickly - this sounds so Hitlerian . . . looks like he going by the playbook . . . time is running short to complete his “fundamental transformation of America”.

tcrlaf Hitler!

ENABLING ACT, Part Duex

Yeah, it happened this way in 1930’s Germany, too.

LibWhacker Hitler!

Kristallnacht is coming. I can smell it in the air. Only this one will target conservatives and, yes, perhaps also Jews and evangelical Christians.

Candor7 Hitler!

This will be known as the "queer hall putsch." while Uncle Adolf's was "the beer hall putsch." Some one, any one, needs to stand up to Obama! (Come on Sarah.)

butterdezillion Hitler!

The socialists were the only people who held out and voted against The Enabling Act. Hitler had the SA all over the place during the vote so the physical threat was intimidating to some.

The Reichstag chose to make themselves irrelevant and give Hitler legal cover to do what he darn well pleased - which he then did. The political opponents in the Reichstag were arrested as “terrorists” before the vote, and the squishy middle was offered vain promises of religious favors, which they swallowed hook, line, and sinker. The “It’s about the economy, stupid” Reichstag members thought it would be smart to consolidate powers because the political gridlock was damaging the economy, which was already hurting from WWI.

Does any of this sound familiar to anybody here?

It’s scary how easily a country can be overthrown.

cuban leaf RED DAWN

History repeats, but never exactly the same. The Jews were notoriously passive. In the US, the conservatives are the citizens with most of the guns and the training and will to use them.

It would NOT be pretty.

Wolverines!!!

Read the whole thread. It's awesome. Makes Freepers initial reactions that I posted below look like the soul of sanity.

Obama wants to shrink government, just like Hitler

2012-01-13T10:54:00.000-08:00

Wow, Freepers are really into the crazy this week. When Obama proposes getting authority to consolidate some government departments with only an up-or-down vote from Congress, Freepers don't even bother to give reasons why this is an evil power grab:

NRG1973 is not the only Freeper to make the Star Wars comparison:

Didn’t Jar Jar Binks and the Imperial Senate give emergency powers to the Chancellor in the Star Wars series? Didn’t that lead to the Clone Wars?

Never, ever give unconstitutional, emergency powers to a US President!!!

So this is how liberty dies... with a consolidation of commercial agencies.

Publitus assumes it's unconstitutional:

Socialist translation: The usurper demands Congress further violate the U.S. Constitution or else he will write an Executive order.

Doogle has sussed out Obama's secret plan:

...not eliminate, but grow. All BS

PapaNew knows what this will lead to:

Obama asks for power to ~~streamline~~ overthrow government

Apple Pan Dowdy outlines Obama's deadly real agenda:

He’ll merge FEMA, with its broad powers of abuse of our freedoms, with the Military.... and voila, he’ll have unspeakable control.

ronnie raygun goes for the 'I'm too outraged to make sense!"

Smoke and mirrors moving the shells around, look at me Im working for the MIDDLECLASS FAMILIES! ...............%$#^&^%%$@@#$%&&^&^&&^^%%%^^^&^&^&%^%$%$^$#
$@#%$#$#$#%$##@$*&*&(*&(

metesky :

Herr Hitler was a reformer who streamlined government.

Jesus fuck.

Venturer straight up says he'll knee-jerk object to anything Obama does:

I am suspiscious of anything the boy king does.

We not only could merge these Department we could do away with some of them, but still I suspect Obama has an ulterior motive.

Le Chien Rouge thinks this is happening because Obama is black:

Chris Rock likes this ‘streamlining’!

Obama is going gangsta!!

Le Chien Rouge follows up with this unique objection:

Government agencies that WILL not be streamlined:

1) EPA
2) Dept of Education
3) IRS
4) ATF
5) Housing and Urban Development
6) National Endowment for the Arts
7) National Labor Relations Board
8) Minority Business Development Agency
9) DEA
10) Office of Elementary and Secondary Education

All government agencies are equal, some more equal then others.

"It's Communist unless Obama merges all departments equally!"

Leep thinks this is relevant:

Oh and Obama is a manipulator in the sleezy sense of the word.

Which anti-Obama nonsense sums everything up nicely.

UPDATE: Now with moar Hitler!

The unreconstructed south

2012-01-13T08:21:00.000-08:00

There are a few who Confederates who have taken refuge in Free Republic because their crazy views are tolerated, if not condoned.

I know they are basically traitors for a dead and evil empire build on slavery, but their impotent bitterness makes them kinda adorable. Like a kitten trying to kill your ankle:

Ladies and gents, I give you:

central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)

and

manc (Marriage is between one man and one woman.Trolls get a life, I HATE OUR BIASED LIBERAL MEDIA.)

central_va knows The South is awesome:

Don’t lump all the states in one basket. The South, if an independent country which by all rights they should be, would be a solidly conservative country. Thanks Lincoln.

Sic semper tyrannis.

conservative, and poor as crap!

central_va feels occupied by the union troops still, I guess?

I sense we are ending the political phase of the occupation.

manc loves it when people are offended by his confederate flag covered van:

I went up to CT two years ago and it was like a different country.
I had the flag on the front and back of my van and some of them looked to be nearly having an heart attack.

One woman hit her husbands car and my wife heard her say “ O my look at that flag how dare they come up here”

Maybe they know how we feel then

Nothing justifies being a dick better than assuming all the world is dicking you over!

manc thinks the whole electoral system is set up to victimize Southern Heritage:

Notice how they start the primaries in the small north east state which has an open primary? MMMMM wonder why ARF.

Funny how they want open primaries but now Romney and nutty Paul have said they are concentrating on absentee ballots in FL, might have something to do with FL being a closed primary and have to show photo ID. They can use absentee to use dead people like in NH.

it's not enough to move down here and tell folks how to live now they cheat to get their people in.

Sort of reminds me right after the war where southerners in some states were not allowed to vote, and they brought their teachers down to teach kids in the south their revised history.

central_va again:

The attempted reconstruction of the South continues along with the carpet bagging.

central_va ends up with his own personal version of history:

Lincoln was a racist, no question. He wanted to keep the western territories free for the white expansion. That is why he was against slavery in the territories.

Stars of "All American Muslim" should be killed

2012-01-12T15:14:00.000-08:00

Jeez, Freepers are completely unthinking bigots when it comes to Islam. Even southern racists allowed that there were "good niggers."

So one of the stars of the reality TV show "all American Muslim" got busted for Pot at the Canada border. Sounds all-American to me!

Not to Freepers:

Made In The USA hates Sharia law so much he wants even Muslims who don't follow it to follow it:

Chop off their hands, heads, or whatever else they would be comfortable with in Sharia law.

patriot08 doesn't sound crazy at all:

DON’T LET ‘EM WIN! KICK ‘EM WHILE THEY’RE DOWN!
THE LIBS, MUZZIES, THE ACLU ARE DOING EVERYTHING IN THEIR POWER TO KEEP THIS ATROCITY ON THE AIR!
JIHAD PER TV “REALITY” SERIES!!

HELP STOP THIS ATROSITY!!

ExCTCitizen wants these guys wrapped in bacon and fried alive:

Isn't marijuana ILLEGAL in the TERRORIST STATES (AKA ISLAMIC NATIONS). If it isn't they banned Pork but they love PEDOPHILIA, GRASS and their females covered up.

They need to be WRAPPED in lots of BACON...and fried. Then they can get their 72 VIRGINS....(of Helen Thomas and boys -- both ewwww, IMHO)

Oy, O'Keefe

2012-01-12T10:40:00.000-08:00

So that O'Keefe guy's video-entrapment-to-confirm-Freeper-narratives continues. Lately, he attempted to actually vote with the name of a dead guy in the New Hampshire Republican Primary. This is something most experts say never happens. He got it on tape, but the dude he hired got caught.

Freepers, though, prefer to stop at the whole "confirming what we think" but, and claim preemptive cheating for the November election:

Minutemen didn't bother to read the article:

Democrat Marxists at work,doing what they do best!

annieokie loves how O'Keefe proves what she knows:

Thanks for the post, proving what we know.

F.R. needs to have a very special AWARD to give to people like O'Keefe. That would be a very COVETED award.

marty60 laments how celebrity gossip has ruined voting:

The Constitution is ignored in our elections.

If Americans took voting as seriously as they take whether Bradgelina are going to get married, maybe we would eventually get an honest election.
IOWA and NH process should be abolished. This type of stuff makes honest peoples votes null and void.

manc has a second-hand anecdote that proves this happens all the time:

I have a palm in new Boston NH and he said come election time he and others have seen coaches and vans from MA bringing in lots of voters in.

This crap needs sorting out but of course the GOP will do nothing as usual and now dead people, Dems, kooks, Libs etc all get to choose our candidate

a palm in Boston?

savagesusie always brings the primo crazy:

Yep....exactly what Jimmy Carter planned for.... Destruction of our voting rights.

South Carolina is gonna be awesome

2012-01-12T09:39:00.000-08:00

Freepers continue to think Romney won't be the nominee, even as he coasts to a win in South Carolina and then Florida.

Antoninus predicts:

New Hampshire was Romney's high-water mark.

In South Carolina, the water will begin to recede.

US Navy Vet doesn't care about New Hampshire:

Top 3 “Reasons” Mittens “Won” in NH:
1. He “bought” it
2. “Open” Primary
3. MASSHole “Carpet-Baggers”!

af_vet_rr also discounts South Carolina, and preemptively blames Dems

South Carolina is an open primary. I think we know what will happen there. The Democrats and Libertarians will give Romney and RuPaul a huge boost.

proudpapa is pretty optimistic:

The media is soooo into Romney winning the nomination.

Despite outspending Santorum 20-1, they basically tied in Iowa.

Despite being the local favorite, 60% DID NOT vote for him in tiny New Hampshire.

Yet he’s been annointed as the “frontrunner”.

Man, if you like crushed Freeper hopes, the day after South Carolina is gonna be fun. Sunday, Jan. 22. Stay tuned!

Peeing on dead bodies is manly and heroic

2012-01-12T08:26:00.000-08:00

There's a video of some marines pissing on dead Taliban soldiers. Not helpful.

Freepers are in full support of this act. Because if the enemy is totally evil, our military can never do bad. (Unless they vote Democrat)

keats5 thinks this is a good thing, cause we're at war:

Love all the sappy handwringing on the site. “Oh, this is so shameful!” “How can the Marine’s investigate themselves?”

Seriously?

We are at war.

These are US Marines peeing on dead Taliban.

This is a good thing.

gimme1ibertee recalls that Muslims are all filthy, so peeing on them is okay!

These people wipe their a$$es with their hands and engage in bestiality....and they're all wee-wee'd up (pun intended) about a little urine?

Sheesh....lighten up!

By similar logic, if my friends' house is too messy, I just pee all over it.

James C. Bennett has decided Muslims are robots:

The Koranimals are bipedal automatons, and do not deserve to be dignified by being considered human.

jimpick advocates genocide:

Those disgusting little scum supported the death of 3000 Americans, shot at our troops and somehow this is going to get more of our troops killed. Give me a break.

If I was in charge there wouldn’t even be a Afghanistan person alive to kill one more American.

al baby knows that as long as we're better than the worst thing radical Muslims ever did, we're doing fine:

Well they could have tore there genitals off and chopped there heads off and paraded them around hung them from street light f them they got off easy

butterdezillion returns to the pig as Muslim kryptonite canard:

Would pig urine be better - to convince them that they’re not going to get 72 virgins if they mess with us?

Rashputin will not allow anyone who has not been in combat to criticize the military:

I think the whiners need a special "right to bitch" one week training course after which they're dropped of in the middle of bad guy country with whatever ammo they can carry, fifteen year old rations, a compass, and part of the map they need. Tell them that if they find their way back to friendlies that are, "just sixty miles over yonder", and they're still upset about the corpses of the people who tried to kill them their complaint forms will be stuck at the bottom of the pile of paper the VA routinely takes a decade to process.

Pontiac agrees that the war is hard enough that the military should never be held to any standards ever:

our Freedom is protected by hard men that do an unpleasant job.
In the course of that job our troops encounter people that do much worse things to our soldiers. The fellow soldiers of these men may have be maimed or killed in cowardly ways by the friends of these dead Taliban.
We who are not in the line of fire must remember that is not possible to see your friends maimed and killed and not feel anger and hatred to those doing these things.
When Sherman said war is hell it was not a joke. These men have been to hell. Do not judge them until you have walked in their shoes.

Aevery_Freeman thinks that if you don't get how awesome peeing on dead Taliban is, you're a girl.

Women, despite their genitalia, never really understand men, do they.

sergeantdave is skeptical this story is true, because Reuters is full of Nazis.

Incidentally, the liars at Reuters-Rooter have been caught manufacturing videos and stills several times.

The Jew-hating Nazis at Reuters are especially fond of manufacturing stories about how evil Israel is toward bombers, mass murderers and terrorists.

If you get a chance to read Reuters Middle-East edition, you’ll think you’ve been transported back to Nazi Germany, and you’re reading Julius Streicher’s hate-sheet called Der Juden.

John S Mosby is pissed at a rumor from over a decade ago:

Hilary Clinton dishonored the Marine’s uniform when she was in the whitehouse. Maybe you were too young.
She treated the WH Marine Guard, responsible for protecting the WH from attack (as opposed to the praetorian secret service who do not do that). She treated them like waiters, in fact asking them to bring her drinks and canapes on trays. They did it, but never forgot.

Just off hand you can take your “concern” and wipe it on the 7 day sh***ers caftan. You get this “leak” from the concerned pvt gaga manning? Wuss.

vette6387 would like the pissing marines to run for Congress:

they’ve closed all the men’s rooms in the Capitol because all the Congressmen and Senators are all pussies ( most especially Boner and Mr.Chinless).

We could use some real men who know what it means to fight for this country.

I want to throw up every time a politician says that “they are fighting for me, or for some nonsensical issue.” Gay “rights” comes to mind.
If the Marines want to pi$$ on something, they need to come home and go to the Capitol with a full bladder.

Iranian scientist killed in bomb attack

2012-01-11T12:29:00.000-08:00

Someone probably assassinated an Iranian nuclear scientist. Probably necessary if you want to avoid Iran getting nuclear weapons. I don't think it's worth it.

Freepers, of course, could not be happier unless this happened with a Commander-in-Chief they wouldn't mind giving credit to:

LibLieSlayer is pretty happy, and preemptively condemns the dead guy as a murderer.

I love it when an enemy dies. Happy news today... what a way to start a day... a dead iranian muslim scientist/murderer!

toolman1401 also loves killing Iranian scientists:

Terribly unfortunate. I am deeply saddened. NOT!!!! How many scientists need to be smoked until they get the message? Answer; maybe all of them.

Kill ALL the scientists!

Old Te ufel Hunden thinks Munich was a happy movie:

Can’t wait for the movie to come out in a few years. After all Iranian nuke scientists are room temperature. Like that movie “Munich” a couple years ago. Should be a good one.

Venturer knows who doesn't get the credit!

I can’t see the US doing this with Bamalamadingdong in the cat bird seat.

COBOL2Java goes further:

Will Obama fly flags at half mast today?

Walkingfeather can't bother with the truth, he has assumptions to make:

The Mossad, “Doing work americans (presidents) are not willing to do”

Average Al celebrates:

"I love the smell of burning islamic trash in the morning."

Fresh pulled pork barbecue.

WTF? Are all Muslims secretly made of pork?

F15Eagle would like to add that this guy is in Hell, like all Muslims.

Guess he found out that 72 virgins thing was a lie from the Devil ...

gr8eman has some conspiracy all his own

Either his work is done or he cannot continue. The mullahs are destroying evidence, plain and simple!

NH results

2012-01-11T11:16:00.000-08:00

Freepers are not too happy in New Hampshire, as Mitt Romney swept the field. So mostly, they don't discuss it. Though when they do, they make sure to be crazy:

Vaquero is sick of this, which means radical reforms are needed.

it is time for this primary season crap to end.

lets get a US constitutional amendment to have all state, US Presidential selection votes (primaries/caucus/magic 8 ball, whatever), occur on the same day.

I am sick of tired of having the vote come to my state with the candidate already picked(for the most part). This ticks me off every election cycle.

Plummz thinks Huntsmann is a plant!

Dos anyone else think Huntsmann is a stalking horse for the Obama administration? He is only there to throw mud at Romney and Paul. Huntsmann worked for Obama in China, he is probably working for Obama in the GOP. Huntsmann got Dem machine operative votes and NPR-listening useful idiot 0bot votes in NH.

TomasUSMC knows what's coming up.

Palin is waiting for a brokered Convention. Isn’t it interesting that delegate totals are not in the news? In fact we won’t know the total delegates for Iowa till around March and the New Hampshire delegate wins, what are they?

Don't get my hopes up, dude!

Liberals never get brain tumors

2012-01-10T13:35:00.000-08:00

A California Assembly Woman was arrested for shoplifting, and blamed it on a benign brain tumor now under control with drugs.

I must admit were I a voter in her district, I would look at alternatives to the brain-tumor assembly woman myself, but Freepers...they go a bit farther.

SmithL is sure that she hasn't resigned because she's a Dem:

She's a liar and a thief with brain damage, and because she's a Democrat, she's still in office.

That could be true. I mean in California, the Democrats are kind of the only game in town, so her seat is pretty secure...Dilbert San Diego sets me straight:

Any Republican who had done the same crime would have been crucified for same.

But since she’s a good Democrat, all is forgiven, because she has an excuse.

So it has nothing to do with California politics, only that Democrats never get in trouble anywhere and Republicans always do.

Psycho_Bunny is skeptical:

Completely beyond the pale Unless she releases her medical records proving her claims, she’s a damn, filthy liar.

Yeah, what was that Dilbert was saying about double standards?

Opinionated Blowhard also doubts the brain tumor excuse:

a benign brain tumor affected her judgment and contributed to a shoplifting arrest.

LOL. Does the lawyer expect anyone to believe this BS?

I guess it explains her votes on spending bills though. Every Dem in the CA legislature must have a brain tumor to continue to vote to spend money they don't have and shoplift from the taxpayers.

Haw haw, Democrats are like having a brain tumor!

Da Coyote would just like to drop in and let you know Democrats are evil.

The fact that she’s a democrat speaks volumes about her judgement, her mental abilities...and...of course, her morals.

Osama Bin Laden - still not dead!

2012-01-10T12:58:00.000-08:00

Obama says 'Osama Bin Laden Will Never Again Walk the Face of This Earth. That’s What Change Is.'

Obama killing OBL goes against the narratives Obama being weak, Obama being Muslim, Obama only doing things to hurt America.

Basically Obama saying that was kicking Free Republic square in the balls.

And their reaction is to lash out blindly with every type of crazy they can possible come up with:

Mr. K has this whole story no one else knows about:

Obama voted ‘present’ on killing Obama- it was Leon Panetta who went ahead after Obambi wanted to ‘sleep on it’

They even had to threaten Obambi that they would release to the press that he FAILED TO ACT if he got away (again)

Now he is acting all “I gave the order- look at me how big I am”

Post5203 thinks it was all a cover up:

Could you imagine if Bush would have tried to pull this sh!t?
Show a picture of 0 with his "high level" cabinet members and a few generals and claim they are watching osama being killed.

Then claim to bury the body at sea.

Then the Seal team involved gets ambushed.

The media wouldn't let up and the country would be screaming BS.

Same thing with the BP oil explosion.
These guys have hollywood written all over them.

Sacajaweau assumes the Muslims are basically just like North Koreans and then proves wrong things from there:

My problem is the silence of the Muslim world when he was supposedly "double tapped"...It makes no sense at all.

Look at Kim's followers...crying in the streets for cripes sakes.

liberalh8ter will never forgive Obama for all the damage he's done:

Osama Bin Laden Will Never Again Walk The Face of This Earth.

BFD.. Your policies have replaced him with 100's of new OBL's.

100s of well-financed sheiks kicked out of their own country for being to radical? How did that come to pass?

danamco thinks Bush killed Bin Laden long ago:

No pictures like with Gadaffi!

We are suppose to belive this staged scam with no corpse or DNA!!

High ranking Pakistanis clam tha OBL stopped walking on this planet when he caved out in Bora-Bora. As well as neighbor Pakistanis said they hauled off with the wrong guy, not OBL, but the real owner of the so called Mansion or Compund!!!

The Navy Seals in the operation killed in a staged helicopter crash, oh mine, NO WAY???

Ax will only vote for Rambo in 2012.

The hubris of this guy is mind-boggling. The most dangerous thing he’d ever done was creep through some Cook County graveyard at night, registering new demonrats. How DARE he associate himself with those fearless warriors?

Is Bain Capital Good or Bad?

2012-01-10T11:58:00.000-08:00

On the one hand, Freepers worship the market. On the other, they hate Mitt Romney. On the third hand, everyone who isn't a Freeper kinda hates looting and gutting companies.

So when Newt goes against Romney from an economic populist angle for his years laying off workers and devouring companies at Bain Capital, Freepers are rather split:

not2worry is sure Romney helped small businesses, somehow!

When I saw this commercial I thought it was put out by the DNC and the Occupy Crowd.

Where in the h@ll does Newt think venture capital comes from for small business and entrepreneurs these days?

Newt’s venom is what is going to ruin our Country - what a small man with a big ego can do to defeat an opponent and assure 4 more years of Obama.

Newt has just shown his cards as being the perpetual power hungry beltway insider. Aiding and abetting class warfare-and he is on the Socialist’s side!!!!

TexasFreeper2009 remembers that this is against Romney, and the ends justify the means:

I guess the attacks are working :)

They are starting to cry STOP ! no fair!

who’s whining now Romney? who needs the big shoulders now Romney?

ROFL

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!

Go NEWT!!!!

Cringing Negativism Network also doesn't care about ads, so long as they take down the Hated Romney. He takes a bit of a more dark and dramatic turn though:

Gingrich has watched Romney’s people methodically remove every single potential opponent since Sarah Palin, one by one, by using the communist tactics of Saul Alinsky.

Finally. At this 11th hour, someone in his campaign seems to have connected the dots for him. Now, with his huge new financial donation - he’s strong, and primed to take the fight to the dishonest, unprincipled Romney.

It just could work.

People respond to strong stands.

No Republican has shown one, in a long long time.

Watch how it’s done Republicans.

If Newt gets traction with this, then use it against the left, for a change.

No more compromising. Push back!

dennisw is not a fan of the Club for Growth, which is defending Romney:

Only you know and I know what a bunch of faggy little open borders, free traitor libertarians the Club for Growth is. They are like Cato but smaller. They aren’t all bad, neither is Cato. But you know what I mean

Rome2000 hates Romney, so he'll believe what he has to:

Hey nutjobs, GTF out of here with your backpacks and join the Army like REAL Americans, unlike the degenerate predator homosexual marriage and in the military supporting romneycare douchebag FLIP SLICK WILLARD RINO ROMNEY, WHO'S ENTIRE FAMILY including his 5 sons has managed to avoid serving in any war including WWI and WWII.
When he's not busy cannibalizing companies and destroying peoples lives, he's busy lying to people with a straight face that he is a conservative.
He's not buying his way into the nomination.
This is the last election cycle he will be allowed to pollute.

JLS thinks looting is awesome!

Businesses have a moral, ethical, and legal duty to make their owners as much money as possible. Any bs you read about “stakeholders” or “responsible corporate citizenship” is more leftist bilge trying to undermine the US economy.

It more of the same kind of thinking that leads to sitting on that couch with Pelosi.

At one time it was commonly understood by the public that the duty of a business was to make its owners money.

And now, another word from Outer Space:

2012-01-10T11:44:00.000-08:00

Too Right Wing for Free Republic edition:

"free" "republic" my hairy white ass!
Last refuge of Leftist and Anarchist propagandists and sowers of dissent and disinformation.

Unorthodox definition of Leftist provided by PENANCE

And now, this word from Outer Space:

2012-01-10T08:55:00.000-08:00

Mitt Romney would prevent us from making batshit crazy comments about Obama edition:

Romney makes Obama's liberalism MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's ineligibility MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's ObamaCARE/RomneyCARE MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's IAG issues MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's Sharia issues MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's 911 Victory Mosque MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's RomneyMarriage/Gay Marriage issue MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's bad governmental history MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's AGW issue MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's liberal judge issue MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's ineptitude MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney has a history of the BIG DIG and its coverup.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney has a history of destroying the Mass. Constitution which makes Obama’s overturning the US Constitution MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney makes Obama's lying as an issue MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney has a history of backstabbing the GOP, itself, and is hated widely.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney has a history of narcissism which make Obama’s MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.
Romney has a history of destroying evidence while Governor, which makes Obama’s destruction of evidence also MOOT.
THAT is why the DNC wants him.

Romney dragging Freepers kicking and screaming to sanity brought to you by Diogenesis ("Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. " Pres. Ronald Reagan)

FYI

2012-01-10T08:37:00.000-08:00

I was somewhat surprised:

Final results of the Free Republic 1/9/2012 non-Romney Conservative Straw Poll (see post 548)

Newt 225 59.7%

Perry 77 20.4%

Santorum 75 19.9%

Now you know!

Obama's secret Party

2012-01-09T12:18:00.000-08:00

Freepers are like a mine field. It's predictable what will happen, but not precisely when.

So I guess Obama had a fancy Halloween party at the White House for his kids. Freepers got extra pissed about it, for whatever reason:

blueunicorn6 knows this is bad, but doesn't quite explain why:

There’s no sense of shame in the Democrat party. And that includes their bought-and-paid-for press. Steal, lie, threaten, party.

SueRae notices the Mad Hatter was in attendance:

And the denigrate the Tea Party??????

But it’s okay to have a ‘tea party’ of their own, right?

How dare they? Pompous arrogance on parade. And now we know. I see a few really good protest signs and banners coming.

I’m surprised - Moochelle should have dressed as the Queen of Hearts..

marygam feels like this heralds the end of an empire:

History repeats itself over and over... some are too self-absorbed to get it.
Roman Empire = United States

Ring any bells?

Because lord knows Reagan had no parties.

hosepipe recalls the unhinged craziness of the past:

Reminds me of when the Clintoons had full dress active marines working as “waiters” at some of their parties so they could laugh at them..

Some highly placed Americans are indeed “scum”..
A bloody Civil War might have a few benefits...

6SJ7 :

Red Queen: Michelle
Mad Hatter: Tim Geithner
Cheshire Cat: Hillary
Tweedledum and Tweedledee: MSM

Tricky to get the entire media into those suits, though.

A_perfect_lady has never heard of Sarah Palin or Donald Trump.

Democrats usually are famewhores. I don’t know why, but the link between liberals and entertainment/fame is very strong.

Recovering_Democrat is pretty excited about this zinger:

Hussein is the political Leona Helmsley

Palladin senses pedophiles!

This is so evil on so many levels.

The largest internet child porn ring, recentle busted, was called “Wonderland”.

The implications for the Obama Administration are vast.

It goes far beyond weird costumes and drinking “blood” from vials.

Keep in mind, they were holding hostage dozens of kids of military men, while their dads were far away fighting foreign wars. An ideal pervfest.

Palladin follows up with some paranoia

The author, Jodi Kantor, better get some serious bodyguards.

And one of those mirrors-on-a-stick to look under her car for bombs.

You'd think after no one the Freepers worry about gets killed, they might get less concerned.

Tebow Saves

2012-01-09T09:31:00.001-08:00

Religious folks come in all sorts, and a lot of them are probably a bit skeptical that God caresa bout Football. But Freepers have a surplus of people who use religion to strengthen their assholishness.

Thus - Tebow's victory over the Steelers is God telling the Media to suck it:

AdamBomb knows what sorts of people don't cheer for Tebow:

Sucks to be a loser.

Sucks to be an atheist.

Faith thinks Tebow is a vehicle for media folks' conversions:

Perhaps TT will help some of media to become believers. God will give them every possible chance to accept Him as Lord.
It is no accident that they are face to face with a man who is unashamed of the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
God’s grace is amazing.

icwhatudo knows who to credit:

Tebow throwing for 316 for the win.

God is awesome.

Post Toasties is sure there's a double standard:

All the same atheist hypocrites who are trashing Tebow would be breaking their arms patting themselves on the back and congratulating any openly Muslim football star gushing over how 'inclusive' the NFL is of religious diversity.

Well, actually, the NFL is not tolerant of religious diversity at all - these hypocrites are trashing Tebow for his heartfelt Christianity. What a pack of worthless anti- Western Effwits.

Yeah, if Tebow bowed towards Mecca, no one would mock him!

bibletruth also feels like Tebow is being persecuted, and that the media will go to hell.

I am pointing out that now publicly, the MEDIA's disdain has been exposed for what it really is: they hate Christ in Tebow and the witness he displays, and because of that they try to destroy an athlete with arguments for are fair to any rookie starter (mistakes, poor performance, poor techniques, etc). They use that as a tool to publicly disdain a man who is just a rookie starter like any other rookie starter.

But their motive is clear! And to that end the MEDIA better spend some time on their sins which will result in their wrath from God when God judges ALL Christ rejecting people.

These MEDIA are not in a "knot": they simply are Christ rejecting people who have a disdain for anyone who is a Christian. That is why I gave the Gospel to them to read.

Still Birthin'

2012-01-09T07:32:00.000-08:00

Tip o' the capt to commenter Will from PA

In contravention of all political wisdom, Freepers are still all about Obama being ineligible. In fact, they have factions. The largest just think that "Natural Born Citizen" means you parents must be citizens. Then there are those who think Obama is a dual citizen and thus not natural born.

Those guys are all laughably wrong. But the best are still the old style birthers ones who say Obama was born in Kenya, and that all evidence to the contrary is fraud. Their continued focus in the face of reality, politics and their fellow Freepers' advice is a wonder to behold.

In a breakthrough of competence, they recently managed to keep from being dismissed for improperly filing a case for the first time in both Georgia and Alabama! With this shot in the arm, we get to see how little irrelevance and the long form has changed these stalwarts:

combat_boots notes that the negroes are revolting:

Of course, blacks will riot.

What does that say about Blacks? Is this what ‘they’ want? To destroy the entire country for the quest of having power? Is this not the easiest answer?

Frankly, I’m sick of it. Let them try. So much for all the trillions in dollars, ‘War on Poverty’ BS, ‘equality,’ ‘fairness,’ ‘social’ “justice” BS. It’s VENDETTA.

And vendetta, I understand very well.

I think you mean 'drama,' not 'vendetta.'

rawcatslyentist thinks being an illegal alien is genetic:

Aunt Zetuutti. ~ Illegal Alien
Unca Omar. ~ ~Illegal Alien

B Wacky Insane~0. ~ notice a pattern here?

Yaelle thinks God should really look into the issue of the phony long form:

Please, dear Gd. And dear Alabama.

Check out today’s posts on the Hawaii birther suit. There is yet another Definitive proof discovered that the long form he showed is phony. It’s true. That thing he showed us is fake. Why? If ya had a real one... Ya’d show the real one. So, why?

GregNH seems to have forgotten all about the multiple birth certificates provided:

I’m sorry Mr. Obama but can offer this court an official document proving your citizenship other than an internet image of an alleged birth announcement?

txhurl sees murder:

Of course, people are wary of looking at his passport records since that guy who looked at his and Hillary’s got whacked in ‘08.

If we could only get Discovery access to the State Dept......

null and void has proof!

*gentle cough* MY [company's] president who really is a Kenyan, grew up 3 doors down from Barack Obama - in Kenya.

Those brackets are in the original post. No doubt it's cause of the sinister forces involved.

PA-RIVER finds out the judge is black, so the bias is assured:

If I remember correctly, this Alabama case is going in front of a black woman with an Axe to grind. She may want to declare Obama God and then natural born, in that order.

PA-RIVER follows up with some kick-ass stereotyping:

I expect the Alabama case to be dismissed by the Sista from the hood, honoring the concept of affirmative action promotions, regardless of qualification.

Black judges are all from the hood, and never earn their position!

null and void wants Obama dead!

Customarily traitors are hung, not merely imprisoned.

mkjessup also wants all the Dems in Congress killed, and some Supreme Court justices:

First of all, when it is eventually proven that 0bama is NOT eligible to be in the Oval Office (except as a visitor or perhaps a janitor), Nutzi Pelosi needs to be indicted by a federal grand jury for falsification and forgery, as SHE certified as Speaker of the House ('Shrieker' of the House in her case) that 0bama was indeed eligible to receive the electoral votes which made his election 'official'. After being found guilty of treason, she and each and every one of those assisting her need to be executed.

Second, if it is found that the Roberts Court (SCOTUS) was in any way in collusion with the enablers and conspirators that put 0bama into the White House, they too should be removed from office, 'lifetime appointment' be damned.

I say this regarding the Roberts Court due to the fact that prior to the 'Inauguration' of 0bama in January 2009, there was a highly improper (and likely illegal) ex parte meeting between the justices and 0bama WHILE there were cases pending on the docket challenging 0bama's eligibility. The only judge who did not attend that little private 'hob nob with the snobs' was Justice Sam Alito. Read into that what you will.

The bottom line to all of this shameful business is that our federal government was infiltrated, undermined and subverted by traitors to our Constitution, to our way of life, and to We The People, and when their guilt is determined they MUST be made to pay the ultimate penalty.

Death.

Vote Obama or die of thirst!

2012-01-09T06:59:00.000-08:00

A small Pennsylvania town has polluted water according to the EPA. Some water was supposed to be delivered by trucks, but then wasn't. Instead of bureaucratic incompetence, Freepers decide this is Obama extortion:

Popman thinks this is Obama playing hardball:

I wonder which PA politician the Obama administration is sending a message too....

Nevermore is sure this is a race thing:

Agency officials would not explain why they reneged on their promise

I don't know...could it be...they're not BLACK enough?

C210N knows this is extorting votes, 10 months before the election:

Clearly, a whole town will have to change its vote leanings if they want some water.

JerseyHighlander thinks it's voting AND race:

It’s pretty simple, Lisa P. Jackson is a sociopathic racist, and she controls the entire tone of the EPA.

Races in Dimock township:
White Non-Hispanic: 98.6%

2011 Muni elections had low turnout:
0008 DIMOCK TWP - 008 846 registered. 322 ballots cast. 38.06% turnout.

The town votes Lean Republican, and in total there has only been a single $250 political donation to a Federal election campaign in the last 18 years.

They don’t exist except as a source for wealth extraction through fines and taxation.

null and void is sure Obama is trying to kill this town now:

They don’t exist except as a source for wealth extraction through fines and taxation.

And now they will be sieged out of house and home.

Jesus Fuck, these people think Obama is capable of anything.

Monday potpourri.

2012-01-09T06:15:00.000-08:00

little jeremiah Thinks gays control America.

[Romney's past support of gay marriage] has got to be proof of a major gay cabal at the top of the GOP Establishment. That's the only way Romney would have done this.

That has to be correct. And look at Sandusky etc - there must be fag/pedophile cabals amongst the elites of every label. Sickening and I pray this is all revealed and the participants and enablers are utterly destroyed politically (and a few other ways as well) soon or we won't have a Republic any more.

gays are the new Jews!

technically right analyzes Obama's watch habits:

Ever notice how he wears his watch? A good 2-3 inches above his wrist. Only sissies and whiffandpoofs wear their watches like that.

Which is it?

Sissie or Whiffandpoof? So...homo or imaginary animal?

mrreaganaut knows Hollywood movies tell secret liberal plans:

I wondered what Hollywood was thinking when they totally rewrote The Manchurian Candidate; then Obama ran for President. They ALWAYS TELL US, man. ALWAYS. We need to listen.

section9 thinks the GOP didn't support Sarah Palin enough, and will therefore die like it should:

The conservatives, especially the TEA Party people, didn’t unite behind Palin. So she didn’t run. That’s the real story.
So the GOP will get the Viking Funeral it richly deserves.

Fresh Wind knows Obama loved Kim Jong Il.

I’m suggesting ozero snuck off to N. Korea for the funeral of one of the heroes of the revolution.

GGMac has decided that Ron Paul is a liberal hero and will replace Obama:

Another theme - horrifying - is that many of them plan to register as Republicans so they can vote in the primaries, for Ron Paul! They want Paul to get the nomination - then they’ll use him as their means to vote Obama out.

Paul would then be their very own anti-war, anti-Obama savior - and one who’s definitely not an evil Republican. They don’t care that Paul’s a racist, since Obama’s a racist and nobody seems bothered by it. [nobody but Republicans and conservatives] A bit of liberals’ true colors showing through on the race score.

Albion Wilde is a dick:

It’s not my attitude that is superior. My posts follow the Word of God, which is superior to human rationales.

spawn44 must not live in this reality:

Any wonder why the socialist democrats are sinking faster than al gore can slither out the back door of an SUV.

They fall all over themselves attempting to endorse the utter disaster that was the OCCUPIED OUTHOUSE BOWEL MOVEMENT then continue a failed attempt to paint the TEA PARTY as the radicals.

This election will not be close. These dimwits have no clue about this country. 2008 was an abnomily that will not be repeated again for 50 years.

I have no idea what HiTech RedNeck is saying, but it sounds bad for Obama

When the other shoe drops on Bummer, it will be a jackboot — and he’ll just lick it.

rodeo-mamma recommends men not let their wives work:

Maybe it’s time for men to “man up” and realize that maybe it’s not ok to expect the women to be bringing in a paycheck.

I hate to say it, but both men and women have changed since women have been out there bringing home the bacon.

The men have become terribly unmanly and the women a lot less appealing as women.

That’s why Palin has become popular, she’s still pretty. Most women who go into the workforce lose that side of themselves completely.

Men, grow a pair, then your children won’t need to be sacrificed and you’ll have a better looking wife. That’s all I got to say.

varina davis wishes we had more American heroes like all the Confederate generals:

I think we’d be hard pressed to think of anyone in today’s world who could wear Gen. R.E. Lee’s boots. He was truly one of a kind.

The might be said of Stonewall, Forrest, Watie and many more who fought to uphold the Constitution.

Saturday Pix

2012-01-07T07:53:00.000-08:00

Suddenly I've lost a bit of respect for Franklin, Churchill and Grant.

And with another dictator on the scene, it took less than a week for Freepers to compare him to Obama!

Gladiator Obama riding a pig? I would totally watch this movie.

PEAS! RANDOM GRAPH! CROWN! Sad Pea.
It's like some indecipherable foreign film.

Same crown as above.
Also, quite a coup by Apple for Obama to have a press conference inside it's commercial.

Rick Perry has it locked up!

Basically just calling Obama a fag with more style.

When Obama's a king, he's clearly some kind of exotic foreign one.

The Freeper Primary

2012-01-06T11:30:00.000-08:00

Who do Freepers like these days? It's chaos:

kara37 is pro-Newt

You just need to wait for the debate. Newt will win it again.

edge10 is anto-Newt

It seems like the untrustworthy Newt is the one that should drop out and stop splitting the vote.

Sun is pro-Santorum:

Rick Santorum just may be the next Ronald Reagan!

TexasFreeper2009 is anti-Santorum:

good grief, we are never going to get rid of Santorum now, I am afraid Romney may have this now because of Santorum :(

tennmountainman is anti-Perry

Perry needs to drop out. He’s going NOWHERE.

elpadre is what passes for pro-Perry these days:

I find Perry's lack of support in SC surprising:
1. He has been very successfully governing one of the largest economies in the US and the world (Texas)
2. He is the only candidate with military experience and SC is full of military - active and veterans.
3. He is very conservative as are most in SC.
4. He is the only evangelical Christian in the group and SC is full of evangelical Christians.
Agreed his debating skills are lacking but good debaters do not make good presidents.
What's his problem?? - just asking!!

ZULU is agnostic:

Santorum, Newt and Perry are all to the right of Romney.

If just one of them got all the votes, Romney would be history - and THAT is what we want.

veritas2002 is anti-making things add up:

Here’s my analysis: 35% Leftist voters; 35% Conservative Voters and 30% Middle of the Road Swing Voters.

Obama gets the Leftists and half of the Middle = 52%.

Romney gets 25% of the Conservatives and 18% of the Middle = 43%

Santorum gets 18% of the Middle and 35% of Conservatives = 53%

They did it to us with McCain and they want to do it to us again with Romney.

You can fool me once but if we let this happen again and Obama gets re-elected, IT’S ALL OUR FAULT! EXPLAIN THAT TO YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN.

Too many FOX News pie-charts, I say

The Gingritch-Obama debate

2012-01-06T10:42:00.000-08:00

Freepers' idea of Obama as some kind of evil idiot-savant means their imaginative ideas about what the general election debates will be like is particularly amusing:

spokeshave sees Newt's self-control as vastly more than Obama.

Yeah....and I want to see Newt debate 0bambi sans teleprompter....
Newt will laugh at him
0bambi storms out in a rage.

TomGuy knows Obama's debating sills are bad and don't matter anyway:

Any slick-talking used-car salesman, with some preparation, could out-debate Obama.

It isn’t the debate style that is important; it is what the person does after he is elected. That is Obama’s failure, if the GOP can only capitalize on it.

Obama is only an effective speaker when he is reading from a teleprompter.

radioone is not so optimistic - the press will make Obama win, even though he's dumb!

The Real problem in the debates will be the way the liberal moderators ask the questions. Just pick a subject and they will formulate it to make Romney look like an evil capitalist, versus Obama all in for Social Justice.

Boston Blackie remembers that Obama is a supervillain.

The King and his loyalists know EVERYTHING about all the candidates ... even things the candidates have forgotten.

Subtlety

2012-01-06T09:37:00.000-08:00

Boy, what could those clever Freepers be talking about in this, yet another thread on Obama's recess-ish appointment?

tomkat

It’s almost time . . .

mojitojoe

it’s past the time

But then unixfox gives the game away:

Hell, our Founding Fathers would have started shooting by now. Come to think of it, they would have been finished by now!

Ohhh, so it's shooting people they are talking about! Whew, mystery solved!!

California gaying up it's curriculum

2012-01-06T08:29:00.000-08:00

So California passed a law to include the accomplishment of homosexuals in their curriculum. Seems silly to me. To Freepers, though, it's Serious, Demonic, Business:

John 3_19-21 understands the plans of the LGBT/Dem/commie types to infiltrate our children and make the youth liberal!

You gotta hand it to the LGBT/Dem/commie types though, they have had a well planned and to some degree executed decades old strategy.

They could never accomplish the destruction of our founding virtues in the theater of adult public discourse so they have infiltrated the educational institutions of our youth.

As several generations have been “educated” to their cause they now hold positions in higher government. The LGBT/Dem./commies are at a threshold here in 2012. They now have one of their own as President. Though he was elected by stealth, in the upcoming election he and they must publically convince the last of the freedom loving voting population that all of our virtues and traditions must be forsaken.

Finally someone who equates the gays, Dems and Commies instead of just implying it!
Also, "elected by stealth?" Obama - Ninja of Democracy!

a fool in paradise thinks California is breaking the "No Commie" law. Because as Marx said, "to each according to his need, and also Buttsex for all!"

California schools ignored a state law prohibiting Communist political activity from teachers and a prohibition on indoctrinating students in subversive hatred of this nation.

MrB knows all Christianity is these days is hating homosexualists.

Make no mistake, the whole promotion of homosexualism is simply a front for anti-Christianity.

Rich21IE thinks it's time to secede:

It’s articles like this that cause me to ask the question; “Why is my state in a Union of States that includes California?”.

TexasFreeper2009 knows gays are responsible for AIDS:

I agree sort of that gay history should be taught ..

it should be taught how the fags spread the deadly AIDS virus worldwide and killed millions because of their perversions.

So those millions dead, all fags then?

Beagle8U goes even further:

Well, lets see...They invented AIDS, earrings for ‘men’, Disco, what else?

ScottinVA equates homosexuality with NAMBLA:

Is it a leap to predict in 10 years, California (if still in the U.S.)will mandate public school students study the “contributions” of the founders of NAMBLA?

Little can convince me it’s not headed in that direction.

Paladin2 has an alternative curriculum:

They should be embracing and celebrating the guns that won the west.

Yeah, Americans really don't think about guns enough.

Obama selling out to Russia

2012-01-06T05:53:00.000-08:00

Freepers really got some nice, long-lasting rage at Clinton over the idea that he sold secrets to China. And if it worked once, well...Obama is clearly selling U.S. Standard Missile-3 velocity burnout parameters to the Russians.

Red Steel knows what's going on:

Looks like treason.

Though to be fair, Red Steel knows Obama's been treasoning since the election:

What’s that clause in the US Constitution that Obama violates on a daily basis? Oh yeah, now I remember, the Natural Born Citizen clause. The guy has all kinds of foreign allegiance...

But no one cares about that part or the rest of the US Constitution anyways.

Secret Agent Man is all about rave-based political decisions:

Impeach and remove.

I repeat, Impeach and Remove.

Yes, stick up to your principles, GOP! Impeach Obama, political results bedamned!

rightwingextremist1776 knows Obama is sabotaging the economy with his moderate liberal positions:

Yep....traitor within..... and if you think what he has done to our economic system isn’t on purpose I’ve a bridge to sell.

RatRipper hopes for a military coup:

. . . all enemies, both foreign and domestic . . . .

chainsaw helps out:

How do you spell Treason? T R E A S O N!

AEMILIUS PAULUS allows that Obama's treason is natural given that he's a liberal:

Giving aid to a potential enemy. Liberalism always means sedition, treason and vice addiction.

I thought Christians think we all suffer from "vice addiction." Anyhow, better than virtue addiction!

Hitler started with recess appointments.

2012-01-05T11:46:00.000-08:00

Freepers focus on the primary must have caused some sort of build up of Obama rage, cause they are really swinging for the fences about Obama's recess appointment over pro-forma sessions. And by fences, I mean Hitler.

Verginius Rufus knows the Nazis used hope in their slogans too!

The Nazis in 1932 had the propaganda slogan “Hitler—our only hope.” The Democrats can dust that off and make it “Obama—our only hope.”

You mean like Freepers been saying Palin--our only hope for ages now?

pabianice prefer his Nazi slogans fictional:

Get a look at the banner behind him while he gave Congress the finger? "We Can't Wait."* Get used to hearing it -- he is going to run so hard Left that it will make the last three years seem like the Eisenhower Administration.
Frankly, if the Repubs don't immediately haul his ass court on this, I am going to sit-out the November election.
*Hitler used the same slogan in 1932

Recovering_Democrat makes up a double standard and then cries about it:

Can you imagine if Bush did this what the headline would say? Would it say Bush's authority was MURKY? Hell, no. The headlines ALL would talk about Bush's abrogation of precedent, the Constitutional crisis he was creating for political gain, and the PROBLEM with executives who overreach their authority.

It has never been tested whether pro-forma sessions even count legally for the purpose of preventing recess appointments. MadMax, the Grinning Reaper provides a strong rebuttal:

Radio talk show host Mark Levin was quite clear on this issue - it was illegal since the House was still in session and the Senate cannot adjourn without the consent of the House and vis-versa.

The “Communist In Chief” just came out of the red closet, not only on this Constitution-ignoring act, an impeachable act, but also in his Shaker Heights Cleveland high school speech where he talk the students (these blithering ignorant assholes), that he would do want he wanted to and ignore the expressed limits that the Constitution places on an imperial presidency re the rights of the Congress.
(Again, hattip to Levin for playing some of this speech).

Did you know that the last “O” in Politico stood for “Uh Oh, we screwed up again with our ignorance of the Constitution”?

IT IS TIME TO FORM A NATIONAL “IMPEACH OBAMA COMMITTEE”. He has shredded the Constitution or corrupted it, aided and abetted by the marxists and crooks he has appointed.

Time to change the national slogan from “Hail to the Chief” to “Jail to the Theft” (he is stealing our freedom).

It is time that loyal Americans stood up and said “No More”.

Geez, was that created by the clichebot 3000? If so, try lowering the drama setting.

Ronin thinks Obama will jail Freepers and then Hitler.

If the Bamster can get away with this, what else might he be tempted to try?

Perhaps deciding that certain voices would be better locked away?

Is this the point historians will someday figure as the day Obama began his unconstitutional dictatorship? Was that point ever identified for Hitler?

Hitler was also elected, but at some point in time...

Lady Lucky knows the answer - stop paying taxes!

We have but two options beyond the ballot box. The most effective by far is that citizen expression of authority, withholding funds. Paying taxes is now as helpful as putting out a fire with gasoline.
If we didn't pay the taxes like good little sheep, none of these outrages would be happening. And yet some people bluster on regularly about their 2nd Amendment rights.
If you can't even bring yourself to refuse to pay taxes, you will never be able to raise those guns.
Every April 15 is Surrender Day.

Good luck with that, Lady Luck.

P-Marlowe mourns dramatically for America

Obama is clearly acting as a tin horn dictator. He considers the Presidency as superior to the courts and congress. I don't see any difference between him and all the other dictators in the world.

We are no longer living in a constitutional democratic republic. America died on January 20 2009.

WilliamofCarmichael's rage seems to have killed his wit:

Headline:
Not in recess? Who cares
Exposed: Obama's scheme to czar and fetter U.S. citizens.
Checks and balance work against the people, says President: "Bring it all down, man."
"My Mommy and Daddy would be proud of me," says Obama.

Soon to be persecuted

2012-01-05T09:36:00.000-08:00

Goddamn, do Freepers want to be hunted down. They are taking the latest bipartisan but undeniably authoritarian indefinite detention law, and casting elaborate police-state fantasies from it:

steveab sees the potential:

It’s not a stretch for Obama or some other President name the Tea Party as “potential terrorists”.

Eye of Unk actually predicts:

Obama will classify the Tea Party and any gathering of and for the Tea Party as acts of sedition.

Sedition? Really?

Texas Eagle my or may not be serious:

Ah. So now I understand why California let so many prisoners go free.

To make space for us.

CowboyConservative brings it home!

Everybody involved with this forum could be considered a threat under this new legislation!

muawiyah shows it's more than yearning to be victims that drives this:

So, we win the election, get rid of Zero, and then round up the terrorist abortionists.

What's the problem here?

They fear this because that's what they would so were they in Obama's position:

Obama hatred bingo

2012-01-04T13:44:00.000-08:00

Obama is recess appointing a head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, after the Republicans have been filibustering it. Thing is, the House has been keeping one guy around to technically stay open, forcing the Senate to do the same. The Obama administration is saying that doesn't count.

An interesting issue. Personally, I'm not looking forwards to President Santorum's recess SCOTUS pick, but your mileage may vary.

Freepers mileage never varies though. Get your uninformed rage bingo cards out!

rockinqsranch . If you had 'Bullying/thug analogy' mark it off!

The Chicago Punk is jab-pushing Uncle Sam, sayin’ “What ya gon’ do ‘bout it?” He has back up positioned around the corner, under the manhole covers, hiding in doorways ready to riot, and knows he can get what he wants in this street fight.

The rest of us wait along with Congress for that day we can vote the SOB out of office, go in, and clean up the mess.

We have to have Gingrich. HE IS American.

y6162 provides us with BOTH "Obama is Kenyan" and "Defund everything"

Power of the purse. No money, no agency.

The Kenyan lizard cannot spend money not allocated by congress.

And I suppose if you had a 'Obama is a lizard' for some reason you also get credit.

indylindy brings the threefer of "Obama wants to be dictator," "Unconstitutional," and SOB.

This SOB Obama has an obligation to stay within the boundaries of the Constitution. He has no right to ignore the will of the Senate because he doesn't like the outcome.
A boot needs to be put up his behind. We do not need this new consumer bureau.
Obama wants to be dictator.

CPT Clay has the variation of "Obama actually IS a dictator." Also, "This is an outrage." No bonus exclamation points for this one though.

This is an outrage.

If this stands, Obama is the dictator that we thought he was.

jpsb does the "fantasy of Obama as a dictator" variation.

If anyone tries to oppose Obama he will use his new power to declare them a terrorist, lock them up and throw away the key. Checkmate.

Neoliberalnot compares Obama to actual dictators. And if you also had "Obama analogized with evil black guy" you can also mark off your square.

Bo is a wrecking machine just like mugabe and Idi Amin.

elpadre has a big one - impeachment. Plenty of bonus exclamation points for this one!

begin impeachment proceedings NOW!!!!

shelterguy hits the "Men I don't agree with are girls" one.

Yup, crying is all the gop will do. Maybe the most worthless two women on the planet, boehner and mcconnel, can get together and cry together.

G Larry goes for rhetoric over using words correctly:

No Authority!
No Standing!

Ignore him!

VERY LOUDLY!!!!

erm, that's not ignoring.

Gritty :

This reminds me of Hitler's rise to power. He just took it when the opportunity arrived and the timid opposition caved in and let him do what had decided to do. We are flirting with the same sort of takeover here.

HITLER AT LAST! The rules say the Game is over, but here is one bonus post:

SgtHooper may be too off-topic for the bingo, but he does want the police to stop obeying the law, so he can get the last word:

It’s the same stupidity when dealing with crime. The good guys play by the rules, and the crimainals do not. Guess who wins every time.

Rick Perry still works for Freepers

2012-01-04T12:58:00.000-08:00

Bachmann is out (she gets a short, boring thread filled with weak 'attagirls,') but Rick Perry is sticking it out to South Carolina. And some Freepers are still pretty excited about the guy:

varina davis didn't see any of the debates:

Thank you Lord! I just emailed a “please stay in” message to the Perry campaign. I still believe he is our best hope — best for the nation and best to take most all of the red states. Thank you for your loyalty CW.

simplesimon thinks Perry's flaws are quite beside the point, and also likes being passive aggressive:

Why do the Perry haters come and pi$$ on EVERY single Perry thread and his Supporters ?

Such a shame they cant promote their own cadidate but instead,have to Pi$$ on the others and waste precious FR bandwidth
Such. a. shame.

RitaOK Likes how Perry is ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT:

Anyone who is as ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT as Perry is an answer to a prayer. And if Newt ever lets them have it like Perry has, it’s a ball game!
Santorum has cooperated and ingratiated himself to the Establishment in my opinion. All the votes for debt and all the support to Specter is a fact.

Perry is NOT that cooperative and hardly ingratiating to the powers. Geez.

RitaOK follows up with MORE RANDOM CAPS:

PERRY, GINGRICH and SANTORUM will triple team ROMNEY, for the good of the conservative cause.

I believe they will be a force against all the CASH Romney’s Super PAC is using to pick them off one by one.

That is, Romeny can PICK THEM OFF ONE AT A TIME. Together, they can compete against the ESTABLISHMENT and send a message, if not incinerate them. Let us pray.

Yes, 3 Freeper candidates will team up somehow, like Voltron! I'm not sure RitaOK knows how voting works.

altura thinks Santorum is a fad, while Perry is totally a real thing:

I was trying on my walk this morning (during which I pray and think about stuff) to talk myself into Rick Santorum.

I can do it if it comes to that, but Perry is so much better.

I’m glad he decided to forge on. I thought he would. I didn’t think he would give up after a bizarre caucus in Iowa where Santorum was the latest fad candidate.

gov_bean_ counter has decided Romney is unelectable, since he only has support of the non-Freeper Republicans.

I believe attacking Romney is a waste of time and money. I don’ think Romney’s numbers can be moved. Romney represents a percentage of the party that HATES the rest of us. They are the Rocky/New England/Elitist wing of the party who would rather see for more years of Obie than a conservative Republican president. In the short term they all may be better served by going after the little nut job.

Freepers: even victims from within own party. So brave!

Ron Paul is a Nazi Democrat

2012-01-04T12:10:00.000-08:00

Freepers rage against Ron Paul after his success in Iowa:

Proud2BeRight knows Ron Paul has gotta be racist:

Looks like the racists have read and enjoyed the Ron Paul newsletters. They know when they have found one of their own.

By this logic, if racists all vote Republican that means...

elhombrelibre compares Paul to Obama:

it’s like seeing Obama at the Reverend Wright’s Church, or knowing that Senator Byrd was once a Grand Kleagle in the KKK.

Decent people don’t associate with anti-Semites and racists. Obama failed that test. Paul has failed that test. Ronald Reagan did not. He never accepted any support from these vile sorts.

Again, what about the Republicans and...say Strom Thurmond?

Lazlo in PA dips into the Nazi well:

Mark Levin just referred to one of these dopey supporters who jam talk show lines defending the indefensible Ron Paul as "brown shirts". He's got their number down alright.

ncalburt has some questions for you:

Do you hates Jews like Ron ?
Are you a 9-11 truther like Ron?
Do you think our troops are war criminals ?

ncalburt goes nuclear - Paul is a secret Democrat!

This phony Ron Paul support are Dem and Union activist being bussed in just like Obama did in 2008.
The fact the RNC did not stop this Axelrod voter fraud scam tells how stupid these clowns are

Newt or Santorum?

2012-01-04T11:22:00.001-08:00

Heh. Freepers are kinda adorable when they have false hopes:

Erik Latranyi knows what's gonna happen:

I predict that by Romney beating up Santorum, Gingrich can stage a win in SC (like McCain) and carry the flag to the end.

napscoordinator disagrees - Newt's new job is to rage.

Well Santorum 25 percent to Gingrich 13 percent. That is an easy one. Get behind Santorum. Newt's job now is to go after Romney with a vengeance. He is pissed off. His speech last night was all about blame and not about future.

joe fonebone likes Newt, cause Newt is the asshole to liberals the US needs:

This field is absolutely stank type rancid... having said that....

There is only one candidate that lead a conservative revolution.... only one candidate that kept a flaming lib president in check.... only one candidate that can tear the msm a new one... only one candidate with the gonads to take the fight where it needs to go...

There are those that say words do not matter, actions do...when one is in the private sector, you have to do what you have to do to make a living. We all have done things on the job that have left a bad taste in our mouths. My question is, which candidate did the job, and plain blasted the libs???

Bulwinkle knows Newt is bought.

Newt is a Gucci Ho. He is trying to blame Romney and romney’s PAC for his fall, but go back to Mid December, that is when Newt started rolling down hill because he is a Gucci Ho and bunch of gafts and HIS failure to get on the VA ballot.

Once Newt started falling the Romney Pac did did help Newt down the hill, but for Newt to blame negatives ads to totally bogus! Newt's fall was his own creation.

Big E on the other hand hates how Santorum was in Congress with Bush. This makes him unelectable, not his crazy views.

Gingrich, without a doubt. Santorum has a record of expanding government. Medicare, Part D, No Child Left Behind. Plus, Santorum would make for an easy contrast for Obama.

He already says things haven’t gotten better because Bush left such a mess.

Santorum was the #3 guy in the GOP Senate for 6 of Bush’s 8 years. Obama will say, “I’m cleaning up the mess, and there’s the guy who made the mess”. I think that’s a winning point for Obama. He won’t be able to attack Gingrich so easily.

kindred knows no amount of crazy is too much for a Freeper!

His anti-birth control would lose the election decisively.

Spoken like a rino liberal.

Why So Serious gets the hero-worship engine going for Newt:

Forgetting Gingrich’s inability to find a wife [til death do they part] I will say that without any real competition Newt is one of the greatest minds in government since Thomas Jefferson.

I would go on to say that Newt could easily destroy Barack Obama in a debate with the right side of his brain tied behind his back.

Obama would most be afraid of a Gingrich campaign. I even go as far as saying that Obama may refuse to debate Newt unless question are submitted prior to the debate.

Newt's Better then Reagan?

Safrguns points out that electing Santorum is bribing God:

Whether this nation thrives or falls depends upon 1 thing, and one thing only... God’s judgment or blessing.

If you look around at our culture today, it is extremely hard to make the case that this nation deserves to be blessed.
Obama’s rise to office is clear evidence that we are not on God’s good side right now.

I don’t really know where Newt stands with God.
Rick’s position is pretty clear.
If Rick can pull off the nomination, It will be strong evidence that this nation is on the mend.

McGavin999 worries about the powers. Also Eddie Haskell.

Santorum's biggest problem is that he lacks charisma. He would be a disaster up against Obama. I'm afraid he would come across as Eddie Haskell.

I have a strong feeling it won't matter because I think the powers that be actually want Obama to win again. After all, he doles out our money to them and they haven't squeezed us dry yet.

Mr. K knows Newt's insane asshole style will play super well in the debates:

I LIKE Santorum but I think Newt would DESTORY Obama (and the media idiot questioners) in a way I don't think Santorum ever could.

Gingrich/Santorum or Gingrich/Bachman or even Satorum/(Bachman or Gingrich) tickets would be pretty cool.

Besides I want to spend the next year going around saying “’e turned me into a Newt!”

Alas, a dream that will never be.

The Iowa Caucus was a Fraud.

2012-01-04T09:35:00.000-08:00

Freepers are not happy about Iowa, since Romney won. So, of course, the caucus was rigged:

CainConservative has already moved on:

Forget IA.

SC + FL = nom.

Grampa Dave looks ahead to also discount whatever happens in NH, or as he calls it "Gayhampshire."

I became aware of Red Hampshire in the late 1990’s, when really rabid left wing gay baby boomers left Californicator land to go live in and fornicate Gayhampshire.

More of these wretched people went to Gayhampshire during that time period than Ashland Or, Taos NM or in Colorado’s left wing meccas.

Kit cat sees no downside to scorched earth tactics in the primaries:

Calm down and wait for what Newt has in store for him, be patient it is
going to be fun to watch Mittens get his due!!!!! Nobody knows the game
better than Newt, it is going to be ugly and I can’t wait!!!!!

who knows what evil? is sure this is a victory for the Tea Party (remember them?)

Last night was another great Tea Party victory! Santorum won! BIG TIME!...

No one would have expected him to be within the top three. More expected in single digits.
He vied for the top AND that without the $$ that Romney sunk into IA.

Slings and Arrows is a bit cynical about every vote ever:

“The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.”
—Joseph Stalin

sillipuddi is not happy:

Whole ROTTEN MESS was rigged!

Santorum is in the lead .. until greazy @$$ Rove starts ‘orchestrating’ HOW the last two (Four Hour Late) precincts MUST have counted wrong and .. wouldn’t you know it .. Smarmy RNC chair comes on and announces how ALL the votes had now been ‘found’ and GUESS WHAT? .. MITTENS WINS .. by the exact same amount that he had been losing by! SURPRISE!!

GARBAGE ROVE “AND FOX” are THROUGH .. as far as I am concerned!

Ki$$ My @$$ FOX NEWS!!

P-Marlowe also assumes there was fraud, cause Romney is a Democrat:

Romney is a democrat.
Democrats always win close elections.

PAConservative1 knows who committed the fraud!

Tokyo Rove had a box of Romney ballots ready just in case.

New MSM headline: “Landslide Mitt gets mandate from Iowa!”

Oh, Freepers, devouring that which you once loved.

Best. Primary. Season. Ever.

Alan Colmes: History's greates Monster

2012-01-03T14:54:00.000-08:00

I heard Alan Colmes' radio show once. It was basically conservatives calling in to insult him, and then he would say 'well, not everyone would agree with that' and then he would get interrupted and receive more abuse. Total doormat.

Freepers hate him like the heat of a thousand suns.

So it seems Colmes commented that Rick Santorum having a funeral for a stillborn baby was a bit creepy. Santorum asked him to apologize, and he did.

RAAAAAAAGE:

Hacklehead knows what liberals are like, he's built many out of straw. Evil straw:

You cannot be a good liberal unless you are a vicious monster.

bcsco sent a letter to FOX!

My wife and I have watched Fox News for many years; mostly because it is the only television news outlet that tries to be 'fair and balanced'. While I take that description with a grain of salt, what with your ever expanding parade of liberal-to-socialist commentators and pundits, I have to say Mr. Alan Colmes made even the most rabid socialist seem tame by comparison.

TruthShallSetYouFree wamts Colmes to get beat up:

Nothing would make me happier than to see Alan Colmes busted from FOX, with the exception of seeing him busted in the mouth.

SueRae also has a bully fantasy:

Colmes is nothing more than a shrill schoolgirl who can’t make an argument but can call names, recite talking points..and on occasions such as this, show just how contemptible of a human being he is.. I’d like to slap that smug look off his pasty face.

massgopguy as well:

He likes to poke people with his left index finger when they woulkd be on with him and Hannity. Always wondered why no one grabbed it and asked him how he’d like to be able to count to 9.

It's amazing how often Freepers go for grade-school bully antics. I'm not sure if they were bullied in school or what, but it seems to be part of the far-right psyche that the far left (such as it is) does not share.

As is their childlike conflation of evil with ugly:

GBA for instance posits that all liberal journalists are ugly:

Combs is a hideous creature, as ugly on the inside as he is on the outside. And, not all that different from any other socialist/progressive/liberal journalist.

Gaffer knows his tormenters are 'ugly on the inside.'

All Democrats, Progressives and Liberals are hideous creatures. They are all ugly on the inside. Their personal failings and insecurities are offset by their desire to control other peoples’ lives. They are truly despicable. I say this having some relatives who are Democrats.

Ann Archy rages at conservatives for thinking a liberal doormat is a nice guy!!!!

He has CONSERVATIVES Mike Gallaghr and Sean saying how NICE he is!! OMG!!! Where is the DISCERNMENT on our part??? SHUN HIM!!!!

He might be "nice" but he's an AWFUL human being!!

SHUN HIM!!!!!

Freeper Civil Libertarians

2012-01-03T11:45:00.000-08:00

In a rather frightening move, Obama has signed an omnibus bill that, among other things, would (if it's byzantine language is interpreted) allow the US government to hold US Citizens indefinitely.

Freepers, always ready to take a legit issue and make it crazy and dumb, mostly have an issue with the first word in that sentence.

sport knows this is Obama attacking Freepers:

Most of us understad who this laws is intended for. But the judas goats tell us we have nothing to worry about, the law will only be used against “terrorists”.

Never believe judas goats. Rookie mistake.

Secret Agent Man sarcastically wallows in unreality:

But, he said he won’t use it.

And there are no death panels.

And GM paid us back.

And Barry got Osama.

And he’s natural born and doesn’t have 19 different SSNs.

dragonblustar doesn't care what's in the law - if Obama signed it, it's bad.

I’ve seen how with this administration has worked their way around laws or reinterpret them.

Bottom line, I don’t trust this president, this congress to do the right thing.

If Obama signed something, it has a purpose and it’s not good for the country.

politicianslie knows Obama is too evil to not start the purges:

“My administration will not authorize the indefinite military detention without trial of American citizens. Indeed, I believe that doing so would break with our most important traditions and values as a nation.”
make of that what you will

First of all, you must understand that Obama thinks patriotic Americans are terrorists.

Second of all, he's sure Americans are stupid enough to let this be used quietly. Just like Nazi Germany, people will start disappearing. Few, at first; and then more and more.
They have to get control of what the enemy is saying and doing. Don't ever forget, patriotic Americans are the real enemy in Obama's eyes.

politicianslie also thinks it's Civil War 2 time. Again.

I think our representatives no longer represent us. Banana republic?

It will NOT stop until the hangings start.

Typical_Whitey clearly knows no liberals at all.

and his own base who would be storming the white house if it were Bush doing this is completely silent.... Liberals are proving themselves to be unprincipled hypocrites and foolish tools of big government enslavement.

redpoll explicates how the government will use this to create a permanent state of fear.

I don’t think they’ll do the old Stalinesque trick of having every city arrest 100 people at random to instill terror. I think they’ll carefully assess who to arrest, and at what moment, and skillfully manipulate the message and media in order to make it clear that the state is not to be questioned.

All it took for many years was popping Randy Weaver’s wife and burning a church filled with “cultists.” Modern media will inflate the few picked as examples so it will seem like 100 people at random in every city.

Yes, Waco and Ruby Ridge were demonstrations to keep Americans in line. I know that's all that kept me from taking up arms.