Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Freeper predictions from March 2009

This thread from the blog turned up while searching for something unrelated.  Lets examine how Freepers predictions did:

RaceBannon's probably still waiting the imminent Israeli war:
within 6 moonths
depression confirmed
illegal aliens amnesty
open Muslim prayers in the white house
hate crime bills against defaming Islam
Americans ORDERED to shoot at Israeli tanks or planes to defend Gaza . . and they refuse causing HUGE incident
I hope Arthur McGowan enjoys his black market protein!
In one year: Government is issuing rations of protein to Democrats. Republicans and others are obtaining protein through the Black Market.
SpaceBar's Iran-sparked Civil War is just around the corner!
Dirty nukes in two major ports just hours apart from Iranian made fissionable materials sold to terrorists. Obama pays lipservice but does nothing. Economy tanks. Food riots. Police pull out entirely of many major urban centers due to the level of violence. Obama arrested, federal government discredited, martial law, slow recovery of rule of law and civil order. Mexican claim to southwest put down by military action. New anti-communist/subversive hearings convened. Some hanged, many get lengthy prison sentences.
geege got it right, though:
I can picture the US like the movie “Escape From NY” with Zero riding around in a limo (The Duke) with a chandelier hanging inside....The whole country is the way Manhattan was....and Rush is Snake Plisskin!!!! Boy do I need a drink.

To be fair to LiveFreeOrDie2001, I did sleep a lot in 2010...
IMO:
April 2010: Civil War begins.
End of April 2010: Martial Law is called.
May 2010: Politicians/lawmakers login from home if possible as they are terrified to travel to the State houses.
Summer 2010: SHTF
WVNan may need to be tagged, else he may wander off:
[T]he U.S. will be beyond any hope of ever being restored. Our every move and thought will be monitored. We will be tagged like cattle. Wild animals will be taking our children from their yards. The land will no longer produce our food. The economy will no longer exist. We will have to depend on our wits and each other to survive.

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    1. What else are we supposed to do with our Sunday mornings?

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  2. You idiot, RaceBannon said all that would happen "within 6 moonths". All major scientists know that "moonth" is an islamic term meaning half a yearly lunar cycle.

    The depression already started and illegal amnesty was just granted. Mohammedian "prayers" are next, and then the oppressian of christian "infidels". OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPEL

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  3. You'd think that after seeing these predictions specifically not come true, Freepers would maybe consider they were wrong about Obama. Not so. Such is the nature of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

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    1. Oh, Comedian, you flatterer you. I can't wait to talk to you after Obama is re-elected this November.

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  4. Hey comedian,

    I'm happy you're back. The posts aren't the same without your comments.

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  5. Clearly some deranged gay rights supporter is gonna take out Romney for being insufficiently homosexual.

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  6. Oh Comedian, you vastly overestimate the number of people who think that Obama is a Marxist Kenyan usurper and that those people will make the difference of even one vote. I'll definitely be looking forward to talking to you after Obama wins his second presidential term.

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  7. *Rises, places hand over heart*

    I didn't know you knew our national anthem!

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  8. It's going to be a great day on FR!

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  9. So Hector, care to give us your thoughts on this morning's supreme court ruling?

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  10. Here's a great thread re ACA: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2900420/posts

    "We plan to fire the liberals in our company."

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