Canada, noooooo!

Canada voted in a liberal majority on Monday. Freepers have never been ones to see other countries as anything other than ways to further their own narrative. So they don't much care about Harpers' lack of charisma, or Canada's own political cycles. And Canadian Freepers have mostly long ago given up on their home country anyhow. So really, this is just an excuse to explain America's 2008 all over again. With bonus Michigan border vigilante fantasies!

Darksheare is sure Canada is just imitating America:

Cascade failure.
A terrible election outcome in America spills over to other nations.

Putting the false causality in reverse, polymuser thinks this election has destroyed America:

So now America is sandwiched north and south.
And China is owning the seas and South America trade.
And recent treaties will overrule COTUS.
And we are socially and morally cancerous within.

I’m glad I knew a mostly free America for a while. I feel bad for my kids.

wbarmy drags out the usual greedy explanation for why people vote for liberals:

They are thinking, at least the ones who voted for Justin, that they will be the recipient of some type of largesse from the government, if they are thinking at all.

bkopto blames the old standbys of public schools and welfare:

The take-home message is that the Canadians are just as gullible and stupid as the Americans. Both populations have been dumbed down by government schools and corrupted by government handouts.

The social welfare state marches on, and waiting in the not-too-distant future is the day of reckoning, where the laws of economic, physics, and mathematics will reassert themselves, much to the dismay of the bread-and-circus masses.

knarf worries about our northern border:

Canadians will regret this election very soon I suppose.

So will we .....

we can control a desert a lot easier than thousands of miles of northwoods country

Maybe Scott Walker was right, and we need a northern wall!

jmaroneps37 agrees - soon Canada will become snowy ISIS-land!

This makes a what three thousand mile open border with a country well on its way to being under Sharia law. The rodents will be able to sneak in here after they hollow out what’s left of Canada. Their monopoly money is worth only about .70 cents versus our Obama scared dollar now. When Trump fixes our economy it will be worthless.

sergeantdave comforts everyone that the Upper Peninsula rural folk are full of steely-eyed anti-Muslim assassins:

I know a number of good ‘ol boys in the Michigan northwoods. If the cedar swamps and mosquitoes don’t kill the invading jihadists, than Michigan riflemen will. There will be scalps hanging on trees. People who aren’t familiar with the Lake Superior watershed enter it and never leave.

grania wonders if this is another case of conservativism not failing, but being failed:

What I’d like to know is if Canada’s more conservative party didn’t make the same mistake mainstream Republicans have in the US. That would be abandoning their voting base. Sometime voters vote out of disgust and decide that the party in power doesn’t deserve re-election.

skeeter knows this is exactly the style-over-substance that happened with Obama:

Hey, he's black handsome. Thats more than enough for a good chunk of the electorate.

A CA Guy agrees - women always vote for the liberal stud:

Leftists always take things from makers and grow takers.
They bring their country down and if they look like models get IMO especially women to vote for them.

Like every election, texas booster just yells about election fraud and media lies:

Trudeau was elected with millions of out-of-country money and a massive database of lies put forth by the fifth column.

With ironic blinders, bmwcyle thinks the problem is that voters keep looking for Jesus in the ballot box...

The trouble is the deceptive information makes if hard for people to know truth. They are also looking for a one man savior and only one exists. He has not returned again. Now the elite is flooding the voter pool and our vote is weak.

free_life has some knowledge of Canada, but kinda falls into the current Freeper Bush narrative:

Trudeau is not as popular as Harper is unpopular. Canadians threw out a tyrant who built a police state Trudeau will use now. Harper destroyed conservatism in Canada and turned the conservative party into a pro-abortion big spending big big big debt party that was hated by majority of Canadians.

Trudeau success and the death of conservatism can be rightly placed at the feet of Stephen Harper.

Sam Gamgee has given up:

I lived in denial for a very long time, but there is just no changing the liberal leftist culture and mindset of Canadians.

steve86 agrees - Canada is communist:

I do not recall meeting one single individual I considered an actual conservative (especially social conservative) during the three years I lived in B.C.

Looks like these days Lazamataz is cutting his bitter nihilism with a bit of wit!

I’m of the opinion that artificial intelligence must be created, and it must destroy all of mankind.

We must not be allowed to spread through the galaxy.

Note - if you prefer less crazy ideology, and more delusional paranoid crazy, there is another thread full of Alberta secession, anti-Muslim paranoia, and Obama blaming.

But never cut Social Security!

Freepers' ideologic lack of consistency is never more evident than when it comes to Social Security. Having satisfied themselves that this entitlement is legitimate because they paid into it (actuaries bedamned!), Freepers are then content to complain that the government isn't increasing it's spending on them fast enough:

uncitizen blames Muslims fleeing war in Europe:

The old people must suffer so that the “refugees” can benefit.

Kit cat wants her inflation adjustment, damnit!

This crap about NO inflation just makes me crazy!!!! Do these idiots shop for groceries??? EVERYTHING and I mean EVERYTHING has shot waaaay up beef is outrageous, chicken ridiculous, what the hell bubble are these people living in????

Buckeye McFrog thinks this is just Obama playing old folks for suckers:

This is by design.

They are doing it to build a constituency for the Dems “Tax Wall Street and Expand Social Security” meme next Fall.

Of course people will conveniently forget that it was a Democrat President who stiffed them 3 times in 6 years.
Hell, they’ll likely blame George W. Bush for it.

tumblindice knows all that separates him from a peasant is his right to the government dole:

No money for me or thee, but we’ve got lots of money for the illegals and muslim invitees.

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.
Michelle “Vacay” Obama

Or

The truth is, fellow peasants, in order to afford transforming our beloved country into a dangerous 3rd world ****hole, you are going to have to put off retirement & work a lot harder for a lot longer ... you didn’t (and won’t) earn it anyway.

Stentor knows those on social security are the backbone of the middle class:

The gutting of the middle class continues. The banks haven’t quite stolen everything yet. They’ll be going NIRP very soon. I expect them to hire shakers by the time they’re done; Big guys who’ll grab you by the ankles and shake you upside down to get the change out of your pockets.

Gaffer has been spending all his time trying to squeeze the maximum out of his entitlements he can:

I’ve been on it since January 2015. It seems they spend their time trying to find ways to take away what I get from SS for any reason they can. They really, really hate those of us out here who contributed the maximum SS OASDI payments (for me, as long as they put a cap on it) because the payout each month is too high in their estimation.

Between her federal entitlements and state government pension, 3D-JOY is just scraping by!

Retired 1984...imagine the inflation since then...we just tighten the belts and wear suspenders to keep up!! LOL No interest on savings in so long $ are now extinct.

Time for more belt tightening. New York State pension went up $3!! PARTY TIME!!!

patriot08 copypastes some anti-Muslim stuff, so you know who to blame for social security being too low:

Our seniors must starve on social security, our vets can't get proper medical care.

The average American hasn’t a CLUE how much of our tax money Obama has sent down Muslim sh*t holes while slashing the military, CUTS MEDICARE refuses a raise for our seniors and vets.

BILLIONS FOR JIHAD! Obamas 2009 Supplemental Appropriations for Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Pandemic Flu was revised and passed by the full committee. It gives billions of U.S. taxpayer dollars to countries and entities that support Sharia law and/or harbor, hide and support those who want to destroy the U.S. and our allies. http://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2009/05/1...

maxwellsmart_agent is sure this is come kinda black thing:

Every other president didn’t try to steel from the elderly to fund money for Africa and other places. If you’ve been watching where this administration has been putting new money, you would be sickened to read that there is nothing for Social Security.

County Agent Hank Kimball is nowhere near old enough to apply to SS, but he's already slavering after getting his fair share like some kinda racist black stereotype:

I’m 55. Between myself and my employer, we’ve contributed just over $300,000 in SS (NOT including Medicare) in my career. According to the projections on the website, if I work to age 70 I will get......about $42K/year.

IF I work another 15 years - which I do NOT plan to do - that assumption is based on a total contribution over my life to that point of about $500,000. Give or take.

SO...if I work to 70, I’ll get back what I put in over a 50 year career with ZERO interest - if I make it to age 82.

Yes, I know half of that wss “contributed” by my employer. I look at that as my money...most of it anyway.

Some program they’ve got there.

Hillary hates You

When I first heard about Hillary calling Republicans her enemies, I was not thrilled. Beyond it being bad politics in the general election, it's seems just the sort of politics-as-war footing that lets Freepers be such empty-headed oppositionists.

But that's not what she said, as it turns out - she said the enemy she's most proud of making is Republicans. In context, this clearly refers to the Republican politicians in Congress, who I think it's fair to say are legitimately personal enemies of Hillary's at this point.

But the right is never one to hew to the true meaning of quotes, and Freepers react with an amusing mixture of outrage, pleased validation, and name calling:

Dilbert San Diego suddenly discovers how vital political compromise is:

She declares that Republicans are the enemy???

But then she would have us believe that as president, she will be able to reach across the aisle??? The GOP will still control the House after the Nov. 2016 elections, and at least a 50.50 chance of still controlling the Senate. If president, she will have to deal with at least one House of Congress controlled by the other party.

Maceman won't let strawman Hillary out-crazy him!

Well, in fairness, I do think that all Democrats (and an awful lot of Republicans) are the enemy.

Gaffer doesn't even make sense:

Hillary is the world’s Ebola-zero.

ilovesarah2012 devalues Satan:

I view Hillary as the devil.

SWAMPSNIPER fancies that Hillary has any idea who he is:

Hillary is certainly my enemy.

SaraJohnson explains that Hillary will be so much worse than evil Muslim radical Obama.

Yes, Hillary despises Republicans like Mao despised his political and social enemies. She’s really quite radical and dangerous in a socialist/fascist sort of way. She is also totally without ethics and morals. She will make Bill and Obama look like a choir boys. I don’t call her Hitlerly for nothing. Although Sanders is more openly radical, I would rather him than Hitlerly as he seems to have a conscience. She has none.

FlingWingFlyer just flaccidly Benghazis:

After getting four Americans murdered in Benghazi, I can see why Clinton would consider “Republicans” as the “enemy”.

DiogenesLamp loves this, and lets the crazy fantasies fly!

HILLARY CLINTON VIEWS ‘REPUBLICANS’ AS ‘ENEMIES’

We are, and we ought to start acting like enemies. It ought to be our goal to put Hillary and her Husband in prison, and it should also be our goal to put Obama, his staff, his donors and supporters in prison as well.

rrrod wants a one-party system:

‘THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD MUSLIM, CHILD MOLESTER OR REGISTERED DEMOCRAT’

No registered Democrat should be allowed to serve in the US military or any position of security.

How’s that bit*** Hillary?!?

Mountain Mary tries to explain that Freepers can want crazy things, but politicians must not...

for me, it’s Liberals that I abhor. We can have this view toward Dems/Liberals..but we aren’t running for President. For her to say this, she is alienating the squishy segment of the population who might for some reason refer to themselves as Pubbies.

onedoug squashes all the bad things into one ridiculous word:

I hate all islamidemocommucrats too!

JEDI4S would commit mass murder, but alas it's a sin:

Perhaps if we all “convert” to Islam for a couple of weeks we can go jihad on their a$$ with impunity and return to our original faiths after the “problems” have been resolved. :-)

I’m just saying....

Monday Potpourri Pt. II

boycott explains that Trump is running without ego, unlike that maniac Hillary:

I feel like Hillary is running for Hillary — first woman president and that sort of stuff. Most everything about her campaign so far is about her.

Trump is running for people like me — Make America Great Again.

Terry L Smith seems to be trying to re-purpose racist slurs to be broad-spectrum...

All the porch monkeys, in all the colors of the rainbow, are sucking this country dry, slowly.

originalbuckeye thinks every single American is being blackmailed, I guess?

I guess the Democrats have dirt on EVERYBODY in the whole country. Maybe we should figure out a way to destroy that big facility in Nevada, where all that dirt is stored. Or maybe we could just raid it and get the dirt on the Democrats.

...so how does Taxman know they LIE?

NOTHING the LIEberals have to say interests me.

LIEberal LOSERS ALL!

I’ll pass — not worth wasting my time.

The almost manic HarleyLady27 explains her committed singleness by relating how a friend of hers once saw a hot dude kiss another guy!!

There are so many ‘girly men’ around now...like a friend of mine told me of a ‘bar night’ she had...a good looking male was sitting at the bar, she with her friends, flirting, he bought her a drink, never approached her, and in walks another male and up to this guy and they kiss, she said she just about threw up right there...she hasn’t went to that bar since...

I been married twice, had a boy friend for 17 years, that ‘s enough for me ... living my life by myself now....

lapsus calami relates the Democratic debate, though Freeper eyes:

5 outlaws publicly discussing how they're going to pull off a heist.

Shhh! GraceG is a secret Freeper...

I’ve been careful enough to plant enough plausible deniability in my the minds of my family member they think i am undecided learning towards liberalism.

The moment they start pointing fingers at people for being conservative they will get a knife in their own backs figuratively speaking.

At first I thought batterycommander was joking. But then he went on...

Grissom was slamming the Apollo capsule as a lemon. They never landed on the moon. It was a hoax. It was filmed at a sound stage at Area 51 by Hollywood producers. Werner von Braun knew that THEY WOULD NOT SUCCEED. He went to Antarctica to fetch some “moon rocks” before the moon mission

Does everyone have a favorite Freeper? Diogenesis's persistent oddly formatted delusions makes him mine, I think. Here, he thinks Obama is sabotaging our carriers so their anti-missile tech sucks:

When the carrier group jets finally have insufficient range
to take out the Silkworms, the Iranian navy and the
White Mosque may die laughing as the American carriers sink.

For the White Mosque, the laughs will be the same
as when the World Trade towers went down.

Thunder90 is pretty sure every bad guy ever is in Syria right now:

Chinese PLA special forces are also now in Syria, according to many reports. Venezuelan and Nicaraguan forces are likely attached to the Cubans, and CIS troops (Belarus and Kazakh) to the Russian force.

Sioux-san explains how the hard left's plans protocols are well hidden, because they're centuries long:

The Clintons have always been on the hard Left ideologically, but that group is very patient, taking about 100 years to get where we are today. Bill has never been made to account for his time in the USSR while a student at Oxford. Who paid for that trip? A po’ boy from Arkansas? The Clintons are willing tools, bought and paid for by the NWO/Globalist/Leftie Oligarchs.

Mariner seems to unironically love Hitler's philosophy:

I had to read Mein Kampf in College.

I don't know who actually wrote it, but heard that Hitler dictated to one of his cronies in prison.

It was actually brilliant.

I read some parts of Mein Kampf in high school, and found it unimpressive. Maybe Mariner got a better translation...

lentulusgracchus explains that Obama is one of those agents of both Putin and Allah:

Obama must be an agent of Putin’s.

O was raised in a communist circle in Hawaii and Indonesia, and came to power through the Communists in Chicago.

His handler, Valerie Jarrett is a Communist.

Putin plays O like a puppet—now we know why O will not confront Putin on Syria.

Instead he deflects on the subject in a way that is totally disconnected from reality.

Disagree slightly.

Obama is VERY connected to reality -- Putin's reality, and Obama's reality of damaging America and (he hopes) destroying Israel while leaving no fingerprints on the deed.

No, Obama's deflections and fronting-off are not "disconnected".

Logical me thinks the vast majority of Americans are mentally ill:

Impeach should happened during his first term. He always was mentally ill and two thirds of Americans are equally sick to not see what he is. A complete sick nitwit.

Teacher317 reveals that America is already a Muslim state!

Ummm, the Lefties are already taking down monuments and statues, just like ISIS does... we are starting to get Muslim rape gangs (RI and Michigan)... Muslim facilities are being installed on every university campus and airport... exactly what else needs to happen?

CivilWarBrewing's clearly a master tactician:

Russia will defeat ISIS, thus dominating the Middle East and thereby replace the United States as world’s #1 superpower. 0dungo says ‘Mission Accomplished’!

So, according to TBP, I guess we're currently experiencing some sorta double Holocaust?

Obamacare, of course, is proving to be as bad as predicted.

Worse!!!

kearnyirish2 is teaching her sons racism:

One of my sons asked me, when feral blacks were looting on TV in Baltimore or Ferguson (all the same to me), why they did it; I responded that they did it because they knew white people would clean everything up and fix everything. The next morning, as if on cue, a white guy was flat-bedding a burned car out of the war zone.

Monday Potpourri Pt. I

Da Coyote seems impatient.

Liberals and Muslims.
Sooner or later this will have to be dealt with.

PoloSec appears to want to skin all the Democrats...

Keep movin movin movin ♫ though they're disapprovin ♫ keep them demrats's movin ♫ Democrat hides bound for the tanning of leather, cut em out, they'll make might good saddles for sittin.

RKBA Democrat loves his nihilism:

Yes, we probably will end up with another uniparty speaker. Nice part about being antivote is my side wins either way.

Despite the continued record of incorrect predictions, GOPJ rushes to judgement yet again:

The longer the press goes without telling us who stabbed him the more likely the ‘stabber’ is a member of a liberal protected class... (illegal, gay, black, Muslim etc)

jazusamo likely has a Glenn Beck-esque blackboard connecting all the dots:

I’m most skeptical of coincidences.

Stone was stabbed four times in the chest so someone was definitely trying to off him. If it was an Islamist the bar fight thing could be a cover for an assassination.

The Roseburg attack by the nut could be connected to terrorism some way if he was sympathetic to radical muslims.

If the Sheriff or the Roseburg Police Chief should uncover evidence of that I’ve no doubt we’ll hear about it from them. If a fed agency should uncover evidence to that effect I’m fairly certain we won’t hear about it.

Integrating his bigotries, The Toll knows if you don't leap to racist conclusions, it's because you're gay:

"If you are going to be attacked/robbed/stabbed/beaten/or killed in America, the likelihood of it being an Obama Teen is Astronomical."
You mean as a victim or perpetrator or both? Is English your first language?

Why? You have some kind of fag crush?

RitaOK is pretty sure McCarthy went down due to Trump:

Probably a little hyperbolic on my part attributing a long run revolt too much to Trump, overnight, but I do believe he is a force that has galvanized more than a few bots for some one or another in the past, and it has caused others to speak up instead of standing around awe struck at some him or her doing all our talking for us. His bombastic style has perhaps unleashed congressional conservatives to get noisy.

NetAddicted has totally never seen gay porn:

Homosexuals deny interest in “intergenerstional sex” (what homosexuals call pedophilia), although their filth magazines are full of pictures of young boys, er, men, or so I’ve been told.

Also, has this dude ever seen a hetero skin mag? Because by his logic most straight men are pedophiles too.

Qiviut explains how he's totally fighting a metaphorical American Revolution:

To speak in generalities, I feel like the Conservatives in Congress are currently in the position of the Minutemen ... fighting for what is left of their country (vs starting a new one), vastly outnumbered, but taking cover behind the trees and stone walls & picking off their targets, one by one. The first target to go was (Prince Eric) Cantor. It was shocking ... but the message sent by pissed off voters was ignored by the GOPe. Then (Boo Hoo) Boehner had his hand forced (by Meadows, reflecting the will of the people) and decides to step down. Now McCarthy has fallen for whatever reason .... take your pick of the rumors out there.

Another shooting, and Perseverando leads the retreat from black/Muslim/gay to the fallback point:

Texas College on Lockdown, Shooter Democrat with a Gun Loose After Shooting. There fixed it.

sport calls out the uncountable the Americans who hate America:

I believe that Trump is for the United States of America along with its Constitution and wants to preserve it. I also with equally fervor believe that Obama and his ilk, which are legion, are against the United States of America along with its Constitution and wish to destroy both.

Kickass Conservative is one of many Freepers who think black Congressman Elijah Cummings can't read:

The assumption being that Elijah can actually read.

I’m sure one of his Staffers read it to him, using the proper Hillary Clintonesque Negro dialect.

stinkerpot65 writes on the Internet about how he does not believe in science at all:

They’ll make up a lie. About the time they find “life” on Mars, and further catastrophic “evidence” of global warming.

Science is now a culture of liars.

PROCON's plan will fail gloriously:

I know Tim Scott is a S.C. senator, but it would be great to have him or a conservative female as Speaker just to be able to throw the Racism or sexism charges back at the dims and msm.

DesertRhino doesn't care about truth:

“He has vilified homosexuals as paedophiles”

Uhmmmm,,, why does that annoy you?

Many have seen HarleyLady27's amazing Internet chant:

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
SILENT NO LONGER!!

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!

TRUMP RUMP TRUMP
LOUDER AND LOUDER!

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
AMERICA HAS A CHANCE TO SURVIVE ALL EVIL FORCES!!

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
PRAISE THE LORD, OUR GOD IN HEAVEN AMEN!

TRUMP RUMP TRUMP
LOUDER AND LOUDER

Fai Mao wants all the Kennedy's assassinated:

I am a member of the Sirhan Sirhan fan club
I want him to get paroled

His life’s work isn’t finished some of the kids still live

Lucy Hamilton's so new, prolific and crazy, I can't be sure if she's for real. But her technique of always one-upping the original post is a good one:

I think it’s obvious Obama is a crazy person and is unfit to hold any position of authority.

I wish, like many people that he could be removed from office, hopefully his Administration could be removed also.

Obama is a danger to the world, he’s going to get us all killed and I think that’s his plan. He’s a psychopath.

Resolute Conservative is afraid to leave the US, and kinda wary even in the US:

I am not afraid of them as long as I stay in my country. Any American who travels abroad is a fool. I do not let any muslime get close to me.

Saturday Pix

It's nice to see conspiratorial BS becomes bipartisan after enough time.

They're working hard to make Bernie look as sinister as their red-baiting imaginations make him.

You cant have reasoned discussion! There's no substance in politics!

Man, that's a long way to go for a dickhead joke.

Likely made by someone who didn't bother to actually see the debate.

Freepers wish they've had this much fun ever in their lives.

Spotlight Friday: WTFOVR

WTFOVR

A frustrated 55-year-old tax evader from Nebraska with a Peruvian wife, when not demanding or fantasizing about his enemies getting killed, this Freeper is complaining about how he lives paycheck to paycheck because of the government and inflation. He's the definition of someone whose hate of others has blinded him to ways to help himself.

Because the Other is the cause of all his problems. Muslims, Spanish Speakers, the Pope, Washington DC, bad judges; they are all out to ruin his life, and they should all be killed.

Wait, Peruvian wife...Bilingual means disloyal....Hmmmmm. And that is not the only contradiction he evinces in the heat of the moment.

He's also passionately against contraception and non procreative sex, so his marriage is probably a bit interesting.



Trump will save us from judges we disagree with!

To hell with this judge.
To hell with those he is protecting.
To hell with those who are paying him off.
And to hell with this corrupt federal government.

I can barely wait for Donald Trump to become POTUS - and kick the living crap out of these treasonous bastards!

Not that he's settled on a candidate, you moron!

Earth to moron? Right back at you ... WTF makes you think I have settled on a candidate? Did I not assert the exact opposite?

Marco Rubio's bilingual nature reveals his evil plan!

He has an immigration plan - we all leave, they all come ...

He has a tax plan too - we all pay for them coming here.

Bilingual really means divided-allegiance ... Or in his case, one allegiance - to “the Race,” La Raza.

Though his wife is bilingual...and probably WTFOVR too.

Or as my Peruvian wife used to say (until I corrected her poor translation) “Are supposed to put the flag at half-assed?”

The Popes are all Freemasons!

Or Pope Saint Pius X, who fought the modernist heretics all the way to the mat. Cleaned the filthy bastards out of the Church ... Then along came Vatican II, John the XXII (a Freemason) and Paul VI (a Freemason AND a raging sodomite) - and everything when downhill from that point onward.

Washington DC created ISIS because they're all part of the Caliphate:

The District of Corruption is responsible, for reason that the elitist establishment, in both its corporate and political agencies, are a cabal of treasonous infiltrators, whose treachery includes:

Creating ISIS

Funding ISIS

Providing weapons and equipment to ISIS

Failing to take substantial military action against ISIS

Allowing agents of ISIS to secure various key positions within American government and industry

Bringing ISIS “refugees” into the U.S. so to wage jihad against this Republic, murder its citizens, and institute Sharia Law in the U.S.

Conclusion: The leaders, cronies, henchmen and sycophants ensconced within the District of Corruption, and its corporate subsidiaries, are owned and directed by the rapidly coalescing global Islamic caliphate; and therefore these agents should be terminated with extreme prejudice, so to preserve America’s existence.

Terminate with Extreme Prejudice...so badass!

The phrase “Terminate With Extreme Prejudice” is looking the more plausible circumstance with each passing day. Perhaps the leaf shall turn - or not.

Also, lets all kill Obama:

Impeachment is the LAST thing you want to be inflicted upon the treacherous cocaine-snorting, Marxist, Muslim sodomite bastard ... Such an act would legitimize his presidency, and every legislative or executive action he signed into law or policy.

No.

What we need is his forcible removal from office, preferably by civil authorities - but a military intervention would not be out of the question at this point. Barrack (Barry) Hussein Soetoro must be arrested, tried for treason; and, upon conviction, PUBLICLY EXECUTED by firing squad (or hanging) - and his body strung up for public display, as a warning to his enablers, accomplices, and admirers.

Soon, everyone will want to kill Obama!

Secret Service is gonna be REALLY busy ... They best learn how to drive a tank - because that is what they’re gonna need to get this treasonous, cocaine-snorting, Marxist, sodomite Muslim asshole to his next “event.”

Also kill McCain while we're at it:

Somebody needs to “shoo ... er uhm - “shut down” McCain.

And Soros!

So, are you saying it is impossible to assassinate Soros? Has anyone even made the attempt? ANYONE can be assassinated, no matter where they hide, no matter how many body guards they have - If somebody is determined to kill you, you will eventually catch a bullet. That is just the historical reality.

If George Soros, and his allies, are still breathing, it is only because others want the status quo to remain. Otherwise, Soros - and a host of other fools - would all be rotting corpses.

The Civil War Train:

I predict there will be a lot of dead Americans very, very soon. The Civil war train has left the station, and there is no power on Earth that can now stop it from reaching its destination.

So here is how Freepers might take out the army that will soon come for them:

An MRAP is easily defeated with a bucket of latex paint dropped on its windshield ... They cannot drive the thing if they cannot see out the bullet proof plexiglass. Similar use of “paint bombs” against the side windows ... And the crew of thugs inside is totally useless ... If they venture out of their steel box ... well, I should not need to tell you what you do next.

Doctors Without Borders? Glad you're dead!

Doctors Without Borders - the same bunch of clueless assholes that brought the Ebola virus over here ... Well, here’s my response to them that got wasted:

[Joker_glad_tou're_dead.flv]

Glass parking lots...meh

We should have nuked Saudi Arabia off the map the day after 9/11 ... The House of Saud funded the attacks, and its Wahhabi theocratic government is as much behind global terrorism as is Iran. Both countries should be reduced to smoldering glass parking lots.

The usual tired Obama fanfiction:

This will make Obama very unhappy - so, he’ll probably snort a few extra lines of cocaine, have a few more trysts with some young boy prostitute, and then he’ll do a televise press conference so to express his displeasure that one of his musloid idols has been sent to that great camel dung pile in the sky.

Also not a fan of Mormons:

Mormons have minds?

The romance of the A-bomb:

Next time, dumbfks, use a nuclear bomb! If you want a group of terrorist ass-wipes D-E-A-D, then you gotta use nukes. That’s the only way to end the argument decisively.

If only we had a police state...

End welfare - ALL welfare ... Boot out the illegals at the muzzle of a rifle or the point of a bayonet ... Then tell the welfare queens,and their impregnators, to “go work in the fields, or go stave - we really don’t give a FK either way.”

If any farmer or rancher hires an illegal - fine him his entire worth, confiscate his property and auction it off to help pay for “THE WALL” - then strip him of his citizenship and throw him out of the country.

No mercy, no quarter. That is how you stop this crap.

The case against contraception:

A.) It takes two to tango

B.) It is the women who claim sovereign rights over their body - AFTER they have given themselves to the PROCREATIVE ACT of intercourse

C.) Condoms DO NOT PREVENT PREGNANCY, NOR STDs That is a very dangerous myth!

D.) Divorcing sex from the natural and INTENDED consequence of sex is THE reason why we now have “same-sex marriage” ... Once you separate the act from its natural and intended purpose, there is no longer any reason to hold that marriage is exclusive to a man and woman - Contraception reduces sex to nothing but selfish gratification, and act of mutual masturbation, where the arrangement of performers no longer matters.

Your wise not to “go there” with me ... You’d loose the argument - badly.

More anti-contraception trolling:

Oh, let me guess - I touched a nerve, eh - your conscience stinging a bit? It’s the “contraception” thing, right? Your “pro-life” as long as you always have recourse and access to birth control, in whatever convenient form.

Oh, no, you’d never consent to, or advise another to have, and “abortion.” No, because that would rip the mask off your pretense. You want to keep up that farcical front of being “pro-life” - as it gets you a big medal on your chest. Well, I hate to deflate your balloon (and your puffed up chest), but most forms of contraception prevent a FERTILIZED egg (newly created human life, that is) from implanting in the uterine wall ... And that is abortion by any other name. Sorry to break that reality to you - palsy.

There is no such thing as a peaceful illegal immigrant:

Peaceful illegal aliens - sort of like “peaceful Islam” ...

Another POS from one of the dung heap “nations” south of the border. These freaks will even kill you over a ice cream.

Yeah, sure - so bring in more of these Mexitrash retards and their like-minded worthless scum buckets from the rest of the South American sh*t hole ... And then augment the toxic flow with 200,000 Syrian “refugees” - aka ISIS recruits.

Self preservation and justice demand we put an end to this maniacal federal government, before they get us all killed.

And so long as we're generalizing, Muslim men are all gay pedophiles:

Muslim “men” are all homosexual predators - pederasts, in fact, who rape little boys and copulate with goats. That is the true face of Islam ... Mohamed was both a pederast and a pedophile. These people are sick beyond repair.

Makes you wonder how Muslims reproduce!

Anyhow, lets invade Mexico!

[T]he government of Mexitrash has been committing acts of subversion and war against the U.S. - w/o us firing a shot. I think it is time we invade Mexitrash - so to “take out” the trash, with “extreme prejudice.” Hey, El Presidente - I’ll wager you’re neither bullet proof nor immortal ... Let’s put it to the test, shall we? I’ll bet our Marines are better shots than your government-funded drug lords.

Only Putin nuking us will save America!

Possible Scenario:

1. Obama goes to aide of fellow Muslim Turkish prez and retaliates against Russia ...

2.) Russia nukes Washington, using 2 100 MT bombs, detonated at 3000’ above WH ...

3.) Washington reduced to smoldering 1400’ deep crater, 3 miles across ...

4.) Rest of America declares a national holiday in celebration.

Gay marriage? NO TAXES FROM ME SUCKERS!

I tell you true, the first response from me upon this decision was to refuse to further file a federal tax return - I held off my 2014 return until the decision was handed down - after which, I tore up the return. I can not stop my employer from deducting federal taxes - but I can take the maximum exemptions allowed by law, and then refuse to file a return.

I took the same action with the State of Nebraska ... That cowardly little surrender-monkey turd that we now have for a governor, Pete Ricketts - a supposed Catholic - gave the same spiel as Kasich. I suspected from the beginning of his candidacy that Ricketts was just a pompous and loud-mouthed empty suit, who spewed well-rehearsed talking points just like a “pull-string’ doll. My gut told me he was a complete phony .... His roll-over submissive puppy response to the black-robed oligarchs proved my suspicions correct.

To hell with all of them!

I WILL NOT LEND MY SUPPORT TO AN IMMORAL GOVERNMENT!

I'm so poor, thanks Obama!

When a dress shirt cost what you used to pay for a good watch, or a dinner for two ...

When a dinner for two now costs $70, plus tip ...

When a pair of Mexican made “Levis” jeans cost you $60, on sale! ...

When even a fkg cup of coffee and a donut now cost you nearly 5 bucks ...

When - after paying the cost of auto insurance, life insurance, long-term care insurance, property insurance, medical-dental insurance and the now insanely high deductibles, co-pay maximums (which you’ll now NEVER meet) ...

When you get your property tax bill, and then try to figure out whether you’ll need to take a bank loan to pay what you expect the IRS is going to allege you owe ...

YOU DON’T HAVE ANY SPARE CASH LEFT TO “SAVE” - b/c you are working to make sure your monthly income will at least be equal to your monthly expenses - and we ain’t talking about “living the life of Riley!”

There’s only so many ways you can dress up hamburger!

Well, I guess his protest ends at property taxes...