jveritas

There's this poster, jveritas who claims to speak Arabic. He has made something of a cottage industry "translating" documents from Saddam's rule.

Coincidentally enough, these documents dovetail quite nicely with a Neo-Con wet dream. Here's a sampling:

Saddam Regime Document: Iraqi Intelligence met with Bin Laden in 1995

Huh. I thought at that time Bin Laden was in Sudan without a passport, but then my source is only The Looming Tower.

Saddam Regime Document Dated May 1999 Reveals Plans for Terrorist Attacks in Europe

Saddam's cunning plan: get the shit bombed out of him by the world doing Terrorist Bombing. That'll show the world the power of Iraq!

March 2002 Document: Saddam Ordered 25,000 Dollars for Each Suicide Terrorist Against Israel

Cause you gotta have a threat against Israel or it's not a bona fide Arab Threat(tm)

September 1998 Document: Secret Research Programs Related to WMD

Somehow, I think if this were true, the Bush administration would be all over this like stink on a monkey.

Iraqi Documents Show Plans for Prohibited Nuclear Projects

Yellowcake! I betcha it was from AFRICA! Bush was right!!11eleven!

Document: Iraqi Dissident Talks About WMD Moved to Syria

See, Freepers were right about that too! Using only their intuition, now backed up with FACTS!

Saddam Regime Document: Give CNN the Priority for Coverage

The ENIMEDIA too! PROOF!

Al Qaeda Confession: Only 200 Foreign Terrorists are left in Iraq.

VICTORY!

Thanks jveritas! Your tireless work has proven everything Freepers think is right! There's nothing suspicious about that! Lets go bomb Iran!

But first, could you "translate" something about them? That would be just unbelievable!