Roundup

Freeping around this week, I found the following crazy quotes:

by Conservativegreatgrandma

Different reality edition:

This campaign needs to come down to four issues--energy, the economy, national security and illegal immigration. These are all winning Republican issues. This is not complicated.

FredZarguna ("I want that crazy uncle institutionalized, pronto.") on his conservative upbringing:

Me, at age 13, a very naive kid, watching the Democratic National Convention with my Mother and Father.
Me: "Mom, what's a Crypto Nazi?"
Mom: "It doesn't mean anything, it's just something that man Gore Vidal is calling Bill Buckley to make him angry."
Me: "OK. Mom? What's a queer?"
Mom: "It's what Gore Vidal is."
Dad: "It's like the creepy guy who follows you into the bathroom at Sears."
Me: "Oh."

allmost is unclear about population dynamics:

Islam is the inbred religion. At it’s core. Terrible.

nwrep has something to say about parentage how it relates to how you should vote:

Obama is a two-bit bastard child born to a pimp married to an atheist slut. McCain is a great patriot born in a legendary patriotic family. End of discussion.