Apocolypse, yay!

As they get more and more marginalized by cruel, cruel reality, Freepers are more and more resembling an apocalyptic cult. Here are some Freeper predictions:

RaceBannon has a theme. See if you can guess it:

within 6 moonths

depression confirmed
illegal aliens amnesty
open Muslim prayers in the white house
hate crime bills against defaming Islam
Americans ORDERED to shoot at Israeli tanks or planes to defend Gaza . . and they refuse causing HUGE incident

Arthur McGowan has an interesting idea, possibly cribbed from Soylent Green:

In one year: Government is issuing rations of protein to Democrats. Republicans and others are obtaining protein through the Black Market.

protein rations? WTF?

SpaceBar is an optimist. You can tell that cause the evil Democrats die in his crazy fantasy:

Dirty nukes in two major ports just hours apart from Iranian made fissionable materials sold to terrorists. Obama pays lipservice but does nothing. Economy tanks. Food riots. Police pull out entirely of many major urban centers due to the level of violence. Obama arrested, federal government discredited, martial law, slow recovery of rule of law and civil order. Mexican claim to southwest put down by military action. New anti-communist/subversive hearings convened. Some hanged, many get lengthy prison sentences.

geege has a heckuva imagination, I think:

I can picture the US like the movie “Escape From NY” with Zero riding around in a limo (The Duke) with a chandelier hanging inside....The whole country is the way Manhattan was....and Rush is Snake Plisskin!!!! Boy do I need a drink.

Rush is Snake? Bwahahaha!

LiveFreeOrDie2001 swears he doesn't have a big gun boner about his prediction:

IMO:

April 2010: Civil War begins.

End of April 2010: Martial Law is called.

May 2010: Politicians/lawmakers login from home if possible as they are terrified to travel to the State houses.

Summer 2010: SHTF

WVNan is the wackiest, though!

[T]he U.S. will be beyond any hope of ever being restored. Our every move and thought will be monitored. We will be tagged like cattle. Wild animals will be taking our children from their yards. The land will no longer produce our food. The economy will no longer exist. We will have to depend on our wits and each other to survive.

Wild animals snatching children? Is this some Bible thing, or just general crazytown?