Monday potpourri.

Bumper crop this week. Hard to pick the best, but here are my top 10:

10. There is a beautiful circularity to myknowledge's post:

Muzzies can break promises, because when you ask a promise to a Muzzie, there is no guarantee that he / she would abide by it.

9. True Republican Patriot continues to post in his inimitable, caps-laden hyperbolic style:

Bush was terrified to PARDON a TOTALLY INNOCENT AMERICAN PATRIOT FOUND ALLEGEDLY GUILTY ON A TOTALLY TRUMPED UP, FALSE, and ILLEGAL CHARGE that was totally a political hack job against Scooter Libby and this scumbag, Richardson skates FREE with his Mob of Thugs just like the BLACK PANTHER’S VOTER ASSAULTS IN FILTHYDELPHIA!.. MY GOD! ALAS!
OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM turned into a Banana Republic’s i seven short months.............

Remember, kids, always capitalize Mob of Thugs.

8. Morgana sees all, she knows all. That's how she knows:

Ted did not get away with murder....I know he was haunted by her ghost...that is why he drank so much all his life.

Morgana's reality sounds pretty exciting.

7. indylindy has some real rage about the President's eating habits:

Michelle hands out tainted lettuce from her toxic garden as she tells the little folks they have to all eat healthy.

Meanwhile, in the last couple of weeks, she, her kids, and that Dumbozo POTUS, stuff their gullets once again with with hamburgers, fries, and milkshakes.

This makes me sick. Gawd, I hope we aren’t treated to ‘chelle in a swimsuit.

NOT HAMBURGERS!

6. WVKayaker seems to think Obamah as supernatural powers, or something:

Hmmmm. Obama in Hawaii. Grandma dead.

Obama in Martha's Vineyard. Kennedy dies.

Grandma helped him get elected, so maybe Teddy can get him the final blow to our grandkids. It's getting closer...

Is "it" the men in the white suits?

5. Constitutional Patriot has a broad brush:

All the Democrats are traitors...which is why (since the glory days of Jane Fonda) the left has been working to take the teeth out of the anti-sedition laws, etc. They are openly traitors to the USA and they label their treasonous acts as “patriotism” — Orwellian to say the least. They are fortunate to have a painfully dumbed-down electorate thanks to generations of public education, which allows these maggots to do what they are doing.

4. RummyChick's analysis of the President's lips is pretty crazy:

One characteristic which cannot be attributed to his black Kenyan “father” or his white American “mother” is the color of his lips. BHO carries a trait unique to those born in southeast Asia, certain parts of the Middle East and northern Africa and is only visible in color photos and videos. Obama’s lips have a purple hue common to those born in the Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia and in some Arab countries. It is a feature not found in black Africans, nor in African-Americans, yet BHO has it (Recall that the “Obama” name is also of Indonesian origin).

3. Renkluaf naked totalitarianism propells him into 3rd place:

After we retake the White House, Senate & House, we revoke their license to broadcast. F'um!

2. BlueLancer's fantasy of some 1984-like present:

RESISTOR

Swear allegiance to the flag, whatever flag they offer;
Never hint at what you really feel.
Teach the children quietly for, someday, sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still.

Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK)

Drumroll please....the winnah is:

1. andy58-in-nh with his whopper:

Patriots do not require teleprompters.