Monday potpourri.

chilltherats is subtle:

Zero is a racist. He's against whites. He could have checked more than one box regarding his racial makeup, but he chose to be niggardly and only check the one for AfricanhyphenatedAmerican.

ExGeeEye on how come the second Civil War, Freepers are all secret badasses:

I know a man who does 500 pushups every morning and has won trophies in a couple of martial arts. You can't tell it by looking-- at least, when you see him in church in a suit, being so very gentle with his little girls. He could quite easily kill someone-- accidentally-- who aroused his anger.

These people who doubt our capacity for action are looking at us, gathered together as though for church, in our suits, and assuming that's all there is. If they dismiss us now, they will be in for an unpleasant surprise.

OrioleFan remembers things:

Remember how Bill Clinton used to change the color of his hair depending on the audience (white when he spoke to seniors).

erm, I think it's called aging.

AngryJawa doesn't buy the tragedy narrative about those journalists getting shot in Iraq:

Good shoot.

Why is it that journalists, politicians, and pro athletes simply cannot understand the old saying "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes"?

Kellis91789 is all about the saftey net, but wants you to know he hates it:

Many Conservatives have had so much taken from us over the 30 or 40 years of our careers to fund this idiocy that we can’t afford to retire without [Social Security and Medicare]. How would we allocate the liability for providing this ? How would we allocate responsibility for the national debt ? These things require Federal taxes to pay for because they are Federal obligations, and that tax burden dwarfs the tax benefits of moving to one state or another.

FDR planned this disaster with malice aforethought, but he planned it well. Short of a slow unwinding of federal powers, or an explosive collapse, we are stuck — an amicable separation is not possible.

So many taxes they can't help but stay with the government!

avoth on how the only reason the billions of Muslims aren't taking up arms is so we don't unite!

“if they were all jihadis, they’d be running the world.”

That’s the goal. The thing is, if they were all jihadis, we’d be united in fighting them. The Liberals would have no excuse for not doing so. By having some of them pose as “peaceful”, we’re deprived of the moral justification to fight them all, and the Liberals have the means to say, “See, they’re not all alike.”

Scotsman will be Free is suddenly worried Obama could call some American citizen guilty of terrorism:

“How is it legal for the President to just order US citizens to be taken out at his whim?”
It isn’t. What if the great zero decides you need to go.

Hmm. Sounds ACLU-ish.

John-Irish simplifies:

The crotch bomber and [that Qater shoe-bomber joke guy] are Muslims, aren’t they? Whats the difference? Remember the “Flying Imams?’’

All Muslims are the same!

Einherjar makes stuff up:

The President failed to add that he is descended from Arab slave traders.

manc on Obama versus Hitler:

there’s a lot of similarities with bozo and Hitler:

great speakers though hitler didn’t use a telepromter, they both had their own swastikas flags and emblems.
Everytime I see a bozo sticker on a car I think of Hitler and his swastikas and how those who followed Hitler used it instead of their own country flag.
Both have been using kids to be brainwash into their disgusting agenda.
both had big crowds in Germany
Both had and have thugs to close down opposition.