Monday potpourri.

Jewbacca on life in the current Obama regime:

Jewish people and Christians are now classified as “Dhimini” under Obama Policy.

You get a little yellow cross.

We get a star.

Wow, that'd be awful if it were anywhere near true!

SandRat has a reaction to Obama speaking on Memorial Day during a thunderstorm:

God may impeach O-Bozo in an opening scene reminiscent of the movie ‘King Ralph’.

Wow, Freepers make King Ralph references. Tragic!

GonzoGOP has a theory about the Gore divorce:

My bet is that Al knows that he is about to get hit with an Inconvenient Lawsuit for fraud. By getting divorced Tipper gets half of the 100 million Al has socked away. Then when Al gets hit for fraud you can only go after his half. Ken Lay's and Bernie Maddoff's wife did the same thing. The former got to keep most of the money. Because Madoff's wife waited until after the fraud went public they took her half too.

Leader_Of_The _Conservatives on all the affair rumors and raghead comments swirling around the Nikki Haily campaign. Seems it's all about Palin:

All this stuff is coming out now because she is ahead and the polls and most of it is pushed because Palin endorsed her. They want Palin to show she isn’t a winner.

olepap has a legitimate question about Supreme Court nominee Elane Kagan:

I wonder if she is related to Lazar Kaganovitch - Stalin’s right-hand man?

OldDeckHand has the following reaction to a rare English shootout:

This incident, just like the similar incidents in America, was only "successful" because it transpired in a "gun free zone".

About a year ago, a man tried to shoot up a Jewish museum in DC. What stopped him? An armed security guard. If you shooter had been confronted by someone who was armed themselves, perhaps no one would have died, to say nothing of the 12 who sadly have.

Perhaps no one would have died. Or perhaps there would be more frequent killings, as is the case in the US. Or perhaps Aliens would come down and give us ray guns cause we're so badass!

a fool in paradise caused the Irony Police to lay down their weapons and surrender:

Would be NICE for our president to realize that the political opposition is NOT the “enemy” and take on the real problems in this world.

DesertRhino on how the right is far too polite:

Sitting there like William F. Buckley having deep conversations about policy differences like a Rockefeller Repub, is ineffective for many voters we must reach.

It’s like standing there like a boxer from 1920, with his Queensbury rules, ready for fisticuffs,, facing a modern MMA cage champion or steroids. It’s no contest.

While we win debate points, they made Obama cool with the “Obama Girl” video,, etc etc,,, It’s a legit enemy stronghold to reduce.

So as we cooly win policy debates,,, they win elections with this uneducated guy, mostly because they made Bush a laughingstock, and because he could dance with ellen degenerate. The young that voted for Obama largely did it because he was like the people they party with.

My favorite part is calling Obama "thus uneducated guy"

Quix brings the crazy. Lots of the crazy:

1. OThuga will not resign. His REACTIVE ATTACHMENT ORDER IS QUITE SERIOUS ENOUGH that his insecurity based arrogance is enormous. The only way he’d resign is if he were threatened devastatingly by the same folks who put him in place, pull his puppet strings and script his teleprompter.

2. I still believe he was put in place as DESTROYER IN CHIEF to utterly destroy as much of our grand land as he could manage as fast as possible . . . and then . . .

3. when things get super chaotic, deadly, destructive . . . to dramatically replace him, making him a horrendous scape-goat.

4. I expect someone slicker or a place holder for someone slicker after Othuga. . . . or even more of a puppet—hard to imagine how that COULD be.

5. There’s a surprising number of Christians—at least a handful that I know of—who’ve had dramatic dreams of him being removed and . . . by our military. That could get very interesting.

mcshot on the mythic Blackberry and how, if captured, it will solve all Freepers' problems forever:

If we can take the secured “blackberry” away from him he will go down. That “blackberry” arrangement is the basis for his secret govt actions and he must be stripped of it in the name of public information and the right to know. Just as emails were deemed public information. Unfortunately, the Clinton’s lost theirs and withheld Bill’s medical records which started it all.