Friday, January 21, 2011

Barackgate

Freeper birthers have found the magic bullet! Until 1967, A little known law in Hawaii said ya gotta have a Christain name! PROOF AT LAST!

bushpilot1 thinks Obama's first name might not legally be Barack, which is a huge deal.
Barack is not a Christian name..Barry is probably his legal name and this means the oath he swore is not legal. His passport is not valid..it goes on and on.

ProtectOurFreedom is pretty excited.
This is the smoking gun that proves (a) he is a Muslim and (b) his parents were not married. Therefore, he cannot be a legal US President.
But we all knew that already

Just A Nobody thinks this is like a movie:

recently I have begun to be reminded of Catch Me If You Can.

"Catch Me If You Can II" ...

Barry or Steve Dunham, aka Barry Soetoro, aka Barack Hussein Obama,Jr.or the II, a successful con artist who at different times impersonated an elitist student, president of the Harvard Law Review, a lawyer, a university lecturer, community organizer, "Christian" and POTUS.


MestaMachine focuses on the important things:
The actual name, Barack, the way it is spelled, doesn’t exist even in islam UNTIL obama named hisself that.

Oh. My. God. Next they'll be naming kids Karyn or Krysti or Davyd!!!!

Scythian has decifered Obama's real name:
Oh wait, Barrabas? The murderer they set free instead of Jesus ...Barry
= short for Barrabas ?

dusttoyou looks to the future, after the birthers inevitably succeed. Guess what- Civil War II!
This is going to be one gigantic tangled mess when its proven nobama was never legally President. To say the least the natives will be restless, which is no big deal to those of us well armed.

4 comments:

  1. This is hilarious. There seems to be renewed vigor since Governor Abercrombie said he would look at ways of releasing Obama's long form birth certificate. I can only hope that they keep this up until whoever runs against Obama is defeated in November 2012.

    I still go to Free Republic and search on "certifigate" for an occasional laugh. It never really dies down completely. If they're not posting a WND story, butterdezillion is posting one of her wacky theories. It's fun to watch relatively reasonable Freepers like El Sordo and tired_old_conservative explain for the umpteenth time that none of this will ever go anywhere and the nirthers have no legal ground to stand on.

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  2. "(a) he is a Muslim and (b) his parents were not married. Therefore, he cannot be a legal US President."

    I see... Not only does the Freeper version of the US Constitution lack the religious test clause, but it prohibits bastards from becoming President.

    "To say the least the natives will be restless, which is no big deal to those of us well armed."

    And I'm pretty sure "natives" here is code for a different word beginning with "n". Eagerly anticipating a race war... the Stormfront-ization of FR continues.

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  3. Barack actually is a christian name, it appears in the bible as barak

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  4. My extensive (read: wikipedia) research seems to indicate some ambiguity about the name Barack's origin, mostly due to that 'c' before the 'k.'

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