Asteroid-based partisanship

NASA reports an asteroid will miss earth by 7,500 miles. This is more proof Obama is an idiot, of course:

andy58-in-nh is remided of how Obama never works:

Having no entries on his otherwise busy travel calendar, President Obama will barely avoid working in the Oval Office again today, as he jaunts off to another fund-raiser on his way back from a round of golf. “Whew”, the President was quoted as remarking. “That was a close one!” “Now do you think I oughta go with the wood or just lay up and chip for the green?”

FrankR hates NASA:

Another brilliant thought from the CAIR and Muslim Support Center, formerly known as NASA.

Mouton uses the asteroid as an analogy for rich people:

Ozero is probably waiting for it to slow down and change course so he can begin a dialogue with an alien ship. The good news, after hearing his words, they will depart saying “no significant life forms present on this planet” Here is a transcript of his welcome:

Hello out there, this is president Obama, ruler of the US and the entire planet. Welcome. Now, let me be clear, if you land here, do not expect low income tax rates and since you seem technically advanced, plan on my IRS removing any monitary gains you make selling your technology as part of my social justice program.

Da Coyote likes some few scientists:

Thankfully, folks with real degrees in real science can calculate orbits.

Now, just think of a “climate change” dunderhead was doing those calculations.

Oh, the humanity.......

Oy. To do satire well, you need to understand the other side. Thus, Freeper satire is pretty hamfisted.