So now Obama's going to burn Texas.

Thus is the analysis of Christian Engineer Mass as the Feds take over the Texas Wildfire fighting, at Gov. Perry's request. And that is about average in the crazy.

blackdog thinks the Federal Pot conspiracy is involved:

Must be some good Texas marijuana stands that need to stay hidden and protected.

blackdog also thinks there will be an orgy, or something:

In nine months every woman in the effected towns will be pregnant and the transfer lists for reassignment to the Pacific Northwest will be lengthy at the US Forest Service.

Jeff Head tells a story about how the Feds didn't let people kill themselves to protect their homes:

A few years ago in Montana, the fires aropund Darby Montana were particularly bad and the Forest Service incident commanders called for a pull back.
They were simply going to let part of the town burn.
The locals defied the "order" and ended up saving their and their neighbors homes. They were willing to, and in fact did, risk their lives to save their property and were successful.
This is something beaurocrats and administrators and those the are marshalling sometimes find hard to understand. The King of England also found it hard to understand how indpendent Americans would stand for their own life and liberty.

txhurl knows the Forest Service is not only based in DC, but also the forest rangers are all sociopaths.

And the fed, all being DC thieves themselves, assume anybody wanting to
help must also be a thief who wants to loot the evacuated properties. Altruism
has been completely bred out of their gene pool - the fed gene pool.

LUV W wants to leave this to the non-professionals!

Give me a freakin’ break!! Who invited those morons to the fire!!!
Our volunteers are the backbone of our first responders.
How DARE they!!

JRandomFreeper is an anarchist 'cause the only reason the Feds are helping is to take credit.

Ronald Reagan said it best: "It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit."
FedGov ain't gonna do that, they are going to be stupid and assert control and watch it burn down.
I have very little to NO use for a feral gooberment. Waste of money, waste of time, and it just pisses me off. Better off to get rid of it.

Niteranger68 is the first Texas Fire Truther. There will probably be others soon.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the fires were set by some element of this federal government. If they can “walk” guns and get away with it, why not set fires too? This takeover is more like a cover up.