Crazy Cabinets

Now that Cain has replaced Palin as the vessel for Freepers' every greasy desire, Freepers fantasize about an all Freeper government. Needless to say, executive experience is not neccesary:

The_Reader_David wants Palin:

I’d like to see Gov. Palin as Secretary of Energy (I hope presiding over the abolition of the Department, merging it with either Commerce or Interior, and then taking over that Department).

I know she’s not a “minority” but the left pushes affirmative action for women, too, and her presence in the cabinet would alone make leftist heads explode.

Basing decisions on what would make liberal heads explode is a rather common factor in Freepers' decisions.

SueRae has this modest proposal:

Paul Ryan - Treasury
Bobby Jindahl - Health and Human Services
James Inhofe -EPA or Interior (heads would explode)
John Bolton -State
Darrell Issa -Justice
SECDEF - Petraus

eCSMaster loves talk show hosts!

Merge Depts of Energy, Interior, Commerce and EPA into Dept of Industry, shrink to 1/4 combined size. Sarah Palin to head.

Rick Santorum - HHS
Liz Cheney - UN Ambassador
Bolton - State
Newt Gingrich - Chief of Staff
Joe the Plumber (Wurzelbach?) - Labor

"Department of Industry." Yep, that sounds environmental!
Texas Eagle wants to keep things nonwhite, or Ann Coulter.

Miguel Estrada as Solicitor General.

Janyce Rogers Brown as Attorney General.

Thomas Sowell as Commerce Secretary.

Walter E. Williams as Education Secretary.

Ann Coulter as Press Secretary.

Star Parker as HHS Secretary.

Allen West as Defense Secretary.

Pan_Yan just wants to watch the US Goverment burn:

Secretary of State - Dr. Doom
Secretary of War - Cthulhu
Secretary of Treasury - Ebenezer Scrooge
Attorney General - Judge Dread
Secretary of Commerce - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Education - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Health and Human Services - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Homeland Security - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Energy - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Agriculture - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Interior - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Labor - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Transportation - Position Eliminated
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Position Eliminated