Monday, March 5, 2012

WE ARE BEING HUNTED

A Bush impersonator ha died of natural causes. Freepers, always ready to indulge in paranoia and confirmation bias, angrily live in fear:

baddog 219 is sure this impersonator guy makes a pattern:
WHAT IS GOING ON?
Another heart attack? Come on people.... We are being hunted.
shove_it draws the same conclusion:
There’s an epidemic of death by natural causes going on with scarce mention in the “news”.
wizr knows Obama's motive:
This guy also did an exceptional Barack Obama impersonation. Amazing.

That was probably caused his death, like Britebart’s, naturally.
Forward the Light Brigade predicts chaos:
Look to see the list of “heart Attack” deaths grow in the next few weeks. Who is next? Newt? Beck? Palin? Savage? Bill Clinton? It sounds like we live in Putin’s Russia.
Remember Rush's bomb? Obama's not hiding it anymore. Tomorrow he's just going to saunter up up and stab Sean Hannity.

(disclaimer - stole the joke from FARK)

GraceG on Dick Cheney's secret backup pacemaker:
Maybe this is WHY Dick Cheney had a pacemaker installed, maybe he didn’t really need it, but it works as a backup so they can poison him and his heart keeps on ticking like a Timex....

As much hate as the Left has for Mr. Cheney he should have been taken out YEARS ago....

Can you get a “preventative pacemaker” installed?

3 comments:

  1. "Maybe this is WHY Dick Cheney had a pacemaker installed, maybe he didn’t really need it, but it works as a backup so they can poison him and his heart keeps on ticking like a Timex...."

    He may be on to something. Fun fact: Dick Cheney literally has no heartbeat and no pulse. His mechanical pump does all the work because his heat cannot handle the stress of keeping him alive.

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  2. OK, this one was truly funny, Ozy.

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  3. OMG I almost choke laughing at this thread earlier apparently Obama killed Davy Jones too because he thought the name Monkees was racist and it offended him.

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