Rush Limbaugh's Paranoid iPhone Rant

You should probably click on the link, this has to be read to be believed. Or better, heard.

Freepers are surprisingly skeptical about Rush's experience, but that doesn't mean a good amount don't strap on the tin foil:

jboot is sure Apple employees have hacked Rush out of desperation:

Rush should perhaps be less keen on Apple. They aren't exactly friendly to conservatives, and with the re-immaculation of 0bama in doubt someone within the walls of Apple may be emboldened to try something desparate. I can imagine a scenario where a lot of show prep vanishes during a critical news cycle.

Red Badger blames those well known liberal operators ‘Anonymous’ and ‘Occupy’

Somebody has targeted Rush personally for hacking. Bluetooth, or whatever, they have gotten his phone hacked, by whatever means. They were jerking his chain, just to prove they could do it. Not only is this illegal, but dangerous. That means anybody’s iPhone/Bluetooth/WiFi setup can be hacked.
I’m betting that ‘Anonymous’ or ‘Occupy’ or some other Left-wing whacko group is responsible.
Remember some teenager son of a Dem lawmaker in Tennessee hacked Sarah Palin’s e-Mails.................

McGruff urges Rush to get out of the Matrix!

Rush is losing it. He's so tied up in the high tech Matrix that he's a part of it. Go back to Kansas Rush. Go back to a real radio station. Get your head back on straight. We need you.

taildragger is going to swear off all that liberal technology!

* All these Tech types are liberals and can't stand us.* Worse they build all this crap in China.* I won't buy one period.
Now look at all the players who are Obamatons.
Google, Facebook, Apple ( Jobs in particular, nasty liberal he was) and even Gates.
Don't use their Crap Period...
Maybe it is time for us to go Ludite and stay with our PC's and go Unix or whatever...

IMR 4350 has been under illegal surveillance before!

I've been under an illegal surveillance by the fed govt before.
This sounds exactly like the kind of crap they pull trying to intimidate you while at the same time trying to make you appear to be a nut if you report it to anyone.
They don't care if you know you are being followed, your phone is being tapped, they are reading your mail, etc. because that is the point, they want you to know. You just don't know who it is.

IMR 4350 elaborates:

One of the favorite things they liked to do was come into my apartment when
I was gone, take a dump and not flush.

THE FIENDS!