Thursday, May 31, 2012

Obama's kill list.

Yesterday I classified the three types of events that set off Freeper crazy.  The news that Obama has a list of Al-Queda people to target with his drones is certainly type 2.

Freepers love a badass government that assassinates foreigners, but hate Obama.  What to do?

Mostly, it seems, just make up reasons why when Obama does it, it sucks:

JudgemAll explains kill lists are gay:
Obama the narcissist has a kill list of his own every time a head pops up in front of him that makes him feel “criticized” or “inadequate”, because he is a faggot muslim.
He must get a hard on getting into the intimate secrets of Bin Laden...
unkus knows this means Obama killed Breitbart.
I wonder how many other “kill lists” Obama “personally oversees”.
Breitbart?
albie also with the gay:
Only the straight ones make the list.
 TruthShallSetYouFree hypothesizes that Obama's not really responsible:
They had to set up a grid for Obama that looks like the NCAA basketball brackets before he would deal with it. He picked Kentucky over Abdul Rahman Yasin in the finals.
It sounds flippant, but this is basically the Freeper version of the Bin Ladin raid. What starts as a mean joke soon becomes gospel truth with these folks.

 Gaffer knows Obama's too lazy for a kill list:
A lot of work for a slacker that doesn’t even start his schedule until 9 AM and then clocks out at 3 PM.....yeah, this is really believable
 biggredd1 agrees
commie valerie jarrett has said that commie kenyan obama is NOT a morning person. The list is probably distributed early afternoon.
 Sub-Driver is happy the left Obama worshiping strawman is unhappy:
  A few heads just exploded on the left........
 jospehm20 knows the list is just more proof Obama's a terrorist:
He does that to make sure none of his close friends are targeted.
 tobyhill chalks this, and everything else Obama does that he might approve of, up to politics:
  The polls must really show Obama in trouble.
 jmax thinks the list is a way to blackmail big Muslim money:
Those who don’t ‘bundle’ a couple of million $$$ for his campaign, stay on the list.
 LibLieSlayer manages to think both that a kill list is totally common, but also Obama's lying.
  1) There has always been a “kill list”... even when the coward draft dodging clintoon was in office.
2) Everything that we were told after bin laden was killed... if he was killed... was all staged and a lie.
3) obamao never gave the go order to kill bin laden... those around him knew he couldn't do it so the decision was made for him and he was forced to go along after the fact.
4) Everything out of this administration is a lie. Anyone supporting or believing in obama is far too stupid to be allowed to vote. This is 100% bovine poop!

1 comment:

  1. This is how you use a namefield, Idiot.June 3, 2012 at 7:43 PM

    Hahaha, look at the butthurt little Freeper who is too stupid to put his username in the name field

    Rorschach? Really? You're using that as a name? The sad deranged asshole from watchman who had mommy issues and was a woman hating social cripple? He was a parody of the 80's style "Punisher" superheros and was a pathetic broken man.

    They didn't give out the photos for fears of revenge, and if you really don't think Obama gave the order, give us proof that Bush ordered 9/11. You can make a bald headed lie of a claim, and then state you have no proof of otherwise as it being true, I can do it too.

    You insecure closet types are really cute, don't you know <3

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