Monday Potpouri

A few at the end from commenters, even!

devolve tries for some humor...

Obama didn't brew Obama beer! (He just named it!)

Obama didn't win the championship bb game! (Sarah did!)

Obama did not bowl better than the dog! (That he ate!)

GlockThe Vote thinks Vietnam was awesome, I guess. Also the Great Depression, and bothe World Wars.

Obama is the worst thing to happen to this nation in a hundred years.

upchuck hates liberals extra when they're Jewish:

Debbie Wasserman Schultz: Evil, deranged, and immoral. A horrible example of “God’s chosen people.”

dennisw may be feeling a bit inadequate:

You can tell who she's in love with in this photo. She has a big interracial crush on Obama and would give anything for one steamy night with her mocha messiah. In summary...she is a loony liberal woman

 

GeorgeWashingtonsGhost also thinks all liberal women just want some black cock:

America is screwed. That ‘sexual fantasy with a black man’ thing could get 0bama re-elected. Add to that Sandra Fluke, Elizabeth Warren, Nancy Pelosi and female actresses employing scare tactics and evoking tears, tears and more tears aimed at garnering female votes and America is screwed.

Da Coyote may have some trouble living a normal life, even when non-Freeping:

“How could ANY Christian or Catholic (which includes MOST Hispanics) be a Democrat? ...

Add: ...scientist, engineer, anyone having a good high school education (e.g., not public schooled), military...”

A democrat is an enemy.

A sleezy, ill-educated, piece of Obamastuff enemy.

Period.

Mat_Helm's version of Obama seems pretty bad:

I would fear lightning strikes too if I was Obama and leading this group that openly says there is no God, Jerusalem is not the capital city of God's chosen people, to murder the unborn, to steal from those that work to give to the lazy and slothful, to corrupt our children and promote homosexual lifestyles further corrupting the moral base to civilization and the making war on the family, to redifine marraige and turn from the institution ordained by God, to divide the people and nation based upon race, faith, and wealth, to turn the nations back on Israel and support the muslim agenda and aid Iran in their evil wish to destroy the Jewish people the way Hitler attempted to, support the communist agenda, godless agenda, to ignore our christian heritage and foundation, to stifle our free speech and to disarm us so as to bring about another civil war, to take away our freedom and waste our national fortune and treasure and place the nation in jeopardy!!!!!

STARWISE on Bill Clinton's speech:

We are witnessing one the slickest, if not THE SLICKEST, silver-tongued devils ever spawned on this earth.

The crowd has now been thoroughly and professionally brainwashed, psyched and programmed for the task ahead.

And all for Hillary 2016 ..and more perks, wealth and fame for himself and all the delicious trappings of American royalty.

YHAOS on the repercussions of Clint Eastwood's speech:

Eastwood's RNC speech will add millions of followers of his latest movie.

Think I'll go myself . . . just on principle, if nothing else.

Wurlitzer on Obama's Al-Qaeda past:

As a sleeper agent for al-Qaeda, prepared during his visits to Pakistan, he was smoking so much dope he forgot he ran as Kenyan born for the Senate, then ran as US born for Pres, until Hillary challenged his birthplace.

He was groomed for this by al-Qaeda and is doing his best to destroy us from within.

Maybe if the media had actually vetted him they would have discovered his al-Qaeda connection.