What the fuck, Freepers?

Via the Cracked thread. Thanks...I think?

I council a detached bemusement when reading Free Republic. Their fantastic hatred of Obama and demonic Muslim-liberal-Commie-Nazis is far to ridiculous to engender any sort of anger.

But sometimes, they stumble onto being really disgusting. Their bigotry and dehumanization of Muslims gets pretty rough at times. But their celebration of a a baby killed in the recent Israeli shelling of Gaza is a rare time when I'm actually angry at these angry little computer-bound losers:

Arthur McGowan is ostentatiously sociopathic:

Checking for grief.

Checking.

Nnhh.

Ummh.

Still checking.

...

...

Nope.

DoughtyOne knows internet sleuthing can reach any conclusion his atrophied sense of guild requires:

Birth lengths are roughly 18-22 inches. An eleven month old child would be larger than this.

Further, where’s the blood? This child has supposedly just been blown to bits by an Israeli attack. If it was killed, shouldn’t there be evidence on the wrapping?

Where’s the anger that an Arab group of men set up a rocket launch facility right next door to this man’s home, or the location where this child was killed?

Instead of crying now, why didn’t he demand that rocket launch facility be moved prior to the Israeli strike?

I just saw what was claimed to be the body of the Hamas leader killed yesterday by the Israelis. It was hoisted up on men’s shoulders. It looked like a guy sleeping.

I can guarantee you, there’s no way in hell, the guy killed in that vehicle yesterday is anything more than a vapor tail today.

In tact? Looking peaceful as if asleep? You’re kiddin me right?

When the tools to produce good propaganda were being handed out, the Palestinians were off busy throwing rocks at some group of God’s angels. Two guesses where they were when an ample supply of brains were being handed out.

SamuraiScot also grasps for straws to show this is fake:

How poignant and perfect this shot is! How wonderfully well-lit, with his buds all standing around him in perfect position, with perfect expressions.

I wonder how many takes they needed before they got everything right. I'm an aficionado of Moslem phoniness, and if a shot looks too good to be true, it is. They pose everything. Sometimes the dead person has to get up and move to a different position so the fotog or videographer can get a better angle. There are videos of them doing this.

There's no shame in your side fucking up, but Freepers are too small to even acknowledge that.

Da Coyote knows any time a bad thing seems to happen to a Muslim, they're just lying:

I’ve seen the video of the strike (which Google, in their infinite sleeziness, removed.)

The strike was precise, and there was no way that this lying Muslim slime’s son was there.

How does one know if a Muslim is lying?

Don’t matter whether or not their lips move...they always lie.

C210N takes a fucking jocular tone:

Looks like a white-clothed wrapped shake of ham, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt: Looks like a white-clothed sack of potatoes!

dfwgator basically says: "Nazis, your dead baby is irrelevant."

Just like the Nazis did in the months leading up to the invasion of Poland, show all the poor Volksdeutsche in Poland crying and weeping because the “evil” Poles were terrorizing them. Of course it was all staged by the Ministry of Propaganda.

mbarker12474 uses previous denial to allow him to not even need denial to be comfortable with this:

Sorry. When the stunt babies are passed around for propaganda shots with a mommy over here and a daddy over there and a rescue worker over yonder, we become unsympathetic to the real casualties on your side caused by the hatred and violence perpetrated by your side. Stop training your babies from birth to throw rocks and bombs, and we will think about becoming sympathetic towards your (phony? staged-for-photos?) dead babies.

OK, reflexive denial is sad and all, but Freepers can get a lot more fucked up than that:

samadams2000 knows Muslim fathers deserve it:

Poor Omar the tent maker. He lived mired in islam and therefore could not protect his son. Perhaps he should have known that his fellow muslims lobbed 150 missile into Israel and that there would be a terrible response. Perhaps he should have just tended to his tent making business?

Breto's cartoonish image of Muslims lets him be an internat psycho:

why sad for the child ( which I doubt it is), they strap bombs on them for puberty celebrations and send them after Israelis

ari-freedom also knows all about the father:

He was hoping his kid would grow up to be a suicide bomber and get to kill other Jews.

mancini - Muslim babies are preemptively evil:

So sick of the Muslim posturing. At least the little babe won’t be subject to his father’s stupid religion. Stay out of Israel then!

Josa has a pretty fucked up theology:

This might sound cold but this might have been that child’s only opportunity for an eternity in heaven. The child is blameless and has not yet reached the age of accountability. While tragic to lose a child, I feel consolation that the child is likely very now in the arms of Jesus. Had he/she grown to adulthood, that would not be the case.

dfwgator is such a funny guy!

They blow up so fast.

tumblindice thinks bravado is an appropriate tone here:

Dear Al Arabya: [Pic from "Independence Day"] Payback's a bitch, ain't it.

Paladin2:

"Jihad Misharawi"?

Lucky kid, he gets his 72 porcine Virgins right away, with no delay.

Ugh.