Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Jedi mind-meld-gate

Freepers start by just having some mean fun at Obama's mixing up Star Trek and Star Wars, but then things get all birther, and therefore hilarious.

TBP has forgotten Obama's debates:
What do you expect from a guy who can’t order a burger without his prompter?

And BTW, where was TOTUS? Sequestered?
TheOldLady went a long way for a geeky burn!
From Wikipedia: StarWars

Midi-chlorian counts were measured through a blood test; the Jedi used this method to locate Force-sensitive children before their Order was purged by the Galactic Empire.

I’d say that O’zer0’s is zero.
Charles Martel has the inevitable Michelle jibe:
With a wife that appears to be a Wookiee-Klingon hybrid, I’d say the guy is understandably confused.
supremedoctrine thinks Obama's doomed? Maybe?
Obama’s been trying to do a mind-meld with a slowly growing
and slowly retreating “majority” for 49 months now.
He sees it as his mandate.
He’s just not quite smart enough to pull it off.
colorado tanker sees proof!
Obama doesn't know his basic Star Trek lore???

Oh, that's right, Barry Soetero was in Indonesia during that series.
GrandJediMasterYoda backs him up with a flurry of anecdotes!
That’s exactly what it is, EXACTLY. This is exactly what you get from foreigners. They get mixed up with different things that come out of the US. I use to drive a taxi about 5 years ago in New York city when I was unemployed, and all day long I would be driving tourists from just about every country on earth, and allll day long it was one mix up after another, combining one thing with another. “I like the Steve Allen who made Annie Hall” or “John Wayne in the Rambo” huh? what? or “Times square in Harlem” Uh say what? This freakin’ putz just gave himself away AGAIN!
fanfan sees the clear sign too:
He is Not an American. He is not even a North American. It’s obvious.
Southack lists all three of Obama's unamerican slips:
0bama can’t sing the words to the Star Spangled Banner, can’t name the names or the number of U.S. states correctly, and doesn’t understand the first thing about our culture.

He’s not one of us.

...no wonder raging Leftists love him.

1 comment:

  1. I'm pretty sure this is the first and last time Freepers ever cared about science fiction, or ANY pop cultural references for that matter. As long as they can use it as an opportunity to stick it to Obama. Frankly, most cultural references go over their heads, anyway, and they're damn proud of it.

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