DHS head Janet Napolitano is going to resign

Freepers used to really hate Janet Napolitano for spying on them or some such. But the NSA and IRS have taken the spotlight there. These days, they just call her "big sis" because Limbaugh does and haw haw about how she's totally a lesbian.

Even her resignation doesn't gin up much hatred - it's only use is to shoehorn it into the paranoia fiesta Freepers are enjoying about the coming race riots after the Zimmerman verdict.

PennsylvaniaMom is all about Zimmermen, but waiting for guidance:

The timing of the announcement just meshes too conveniently with the GZ riot threats (IMO).

Beck was off today...will be fascinated to hear Rush’s take on the BIG(Sis)News....

Pan_Yan is preemptively pissed off about the replacement:

Obama is searching diligently for just the right aggrieved ethnic minority / Muslim / sexual deviant to replace her.

Grampa Dave is keeping that persecuted feeling!

Obama is searching diligently for just the right aggrieved ethnic minority / Muslim / sexual deviant to replace her.

You left out incompetent, hates America, Christians and real Jews. Also, the big lesbo's replacement must hate Tea Party Members, and of course American adult straight males, who own guns, work, are married to the mother of his children, served honorably in the military, and loves his country.

Ken H is still on the haw haw lesbian beat:

She’s getting married ...

Who's the lucky girl?

indthkr has a whole different vague conspiracy working:

She is regrouping for a run against Hilary! in 2016.

It's definitely about 2016 and Hillary, although I wouldn't discount the possibility of an alliance either.

Freeper wit Lazamataz is seriously deep in the tin foil:

I don’t think it’s a scandal. I think she was asked to step aside to make way for an as-yet-unknown actor, unappointed of course, to coordinate the New Police State and the Martial Law that will follow the Zimmerman riots.