Spotlight Friday: Kenny Bunk

Kenny Bunk

Living in Florida, from Maine. A combination of a Freeper humorist and historian, he'll drop both the wisdom and the laughs, for certain values of both.

If you see some black kids, make sure you have your gun out to shoot them if they get near you!

If you must be alone in an "urban" zone, be armed, be alert, and be aggressive. If one sees a group of feral black youths, have the weapon out and cleared, shoot to kill as they approach.

The hilarity of Trayvon Martin meets the hilarity of Obama's gayness:

Uncle Chip, the Trayvon Memorabilia is moving so slowly at the moment, that I have had some of our existing stock of hoodies re-screened with Reggie and Barry motifs.

In living colors, they walk hand-in-hand looking back at us over their shoulders on the back of the hoodie. Very emotional. It also looks smashing as a painting in dayglo acrylics on black velvet.

I don't see any method at all, sir.

The Obama "Administration" is in and of itself a misnomer.

There is no administration of anything. Team Obama's "Plan" is classic Passive Aggression. That is they never intended to do anything but place themselves in power under a figurehead for whom they plan no action. The job assigned to Obama: make scripted replies in reaction to events, and to blame the events on others.

This "Administration" is merely the CHAOS Phase of a revolution. It is intended to collapse existing systems.

Because there is no coherent opposition, it is succeeding.

Crappy bikes mean "third worlders":

If I had to guess and judging from the Rice-Burners, complexions, and costumes seen in the fotos, I would hazard a guess that these are Third-Worlders now unfortunately resident amongst us in huge numbers.

Solution? Hire a real American Motorcycle Gang to wipe the road with these Turd-Worlders. Pagans, HA: WTF are you when you are needed. Two Harleys and a length of chain ought to handle these ani.

The evil of Somalis in Maine:

The Somalis were brought to Maine by an unholy alliance between Governor Baldacci, Catholic Charities, The State Department, and SEIU.

The polygamous "refugees" are generally a real PIA in Maine. They need everything, from Section 8 apartments for each wife, (good luck with that in Maine), to extraordinary health care (ask an ER about female circumcisions gone wrong) to special handling in schools where the young men refuse to follow instructions from females.

The politically correct crowd fawns on them, their imams raise money to send jihadis to training camps, and they are quite aggressive in personal contact.

The "refugees" are actually from bandit border tribes who lived by smuggling, cattle and camel rustling in Kenya and Somalia.

It was not a good day for Maine when these jokers with their tribal scars showed up!

Cigarette Taxes are basically like Tzarist Russia!

It's 1914 all over again.

The Czar and his team of fancy-pants advisors realize that his jolly Muziks are always plastered and this could damage the war effort.

So, brilliant Czar that he was, he put a heavy, like very heavy, tax on Vodka. Unfortunately, talk about unintended consequences, it turned out that this was the government's (such as it was) major (read only) source of real revenue. No body could afford the taxed vodka, but they could sure slip over to Igor's still and buy some bootleg hooch, of which the Czar saw nary a ruble.

The rest, as Professor Peabody was wont to say to young Sherman, "was history." So if the nicotine fiends buy fewer and fewer cigarettes, where's the money for research and "the children" supposed to come from?

"Hey can I buy cigarettes with my EBT Card?"

Why Obama doesn't care about the Kenyan mall massacre:

The President's history with Muslim violence in Kenya precludes him (a) helping, (b) seeing the situation through a western christian perspective. In 2006, then-Senator Obama campaigned for, and raised funds for Raila Odinga. Odinga is today Prime Minister of Kenya solely as the result of Obama's machinations after Odinga lost the election for President. Our Resident and the butcher Odinga are linked by blood and faith.

To recap, after Obama (and The Dick Morris) campaigned extensively in Kenya for Odinga, he lost the internationally monitored election by a fairly wide margin. Whereupon Odinga led a violent insurrection that included the internationally reported (except here) massacre of some 2500-3000 Christians. So many Christian farmers were forced to flee their lands that as a result, Kenya was plunged into famine!

Odinga's Campaign platform as heartily endorsed on the stump by Cousin Obama: Sharia Law within Muslim Provinces, Expulsion of Missionaries, Expulsion of Christians from the Kenya Government, Confiscation of Christian-owned land within Muslim Provinces, Collective Farming, etc. (Odinga is an East-Gernman educated communist, as are several Obama and Odinga relatives now active in Kenya, using Jihad to further marxism.)

If anyone still gives a rat's patoot about the law, what Obama did in Kenya was absolutely illegal; an activity specifically proscribed to members of Congress.

He's REALLY into this Odinga story.

Loves him some manly, manly Putin!

Yo Biggie, I don't worship the guy, but I do secretly kinda enjoy his brand of Teddy-Roosevelt-macho-hosshiite. OK, he was a KGB assassin. You don't like that? Tough Shiite.

Now compare that hyped-up bravado and frankly ...well ...bluster ... to the Kenyan Pansy that somehow found his way to the WH on the backs of 50+% of the American electorate who apparently cannot tell a jive-ass Chicago "community organizer" of ambiguous sexuality from an American. Unless this Mombasa MF's teleprompter is turned on, I cannot tell whether he is mentally alive or brain-dead. Neither can I tell if he wants the Republic to survive, or whether he wants us all to be Trayvon.

Putin? Well he's no Pinochet, but he'll do.

Obama's evil laziness:

Obama does absolutely nothing. He is a passive President. That is by design.

As events occur, they are spun by his handlers to reflect credit upon him. E.G., Syria. His handlers now wish us to believe that this was a brilliant ploy that Barry masterminded to bring Syria to the "table for talks," when in point of fact, Vladimir Putin "owned" him and incidentally, kept us out of a war into which Team Obama was clearly stumbling, with neither plan, rhyme, nor reason.

The Obama "workday" when he is in D.C., is nothing more than to be on call in the playroom. Sequestered for 10 hours at a time with Reggie Love at his side, he watches multiple ESPN channels on large-screen television, and awaits orders and assignment as they are passed in by Valerie Jarrett.

Meals and drinks are brought in, and Barry can practice reading the teleprompters. He leaves to shoot hoops with Reggie in the WH gym, yo male appearances, and to play golf. Frequent travel further lightens his schedule.

He does not do the job. Nor is he supposed to. Team Obama handles all the work of transforming the Republic.

The stealthy evil of Joe Biden:

Please stop considering Joe Biden, who every day looks more like a Delaware chicken, sorta like old Frank Perdue, as some kind of idiot.

When his meds are titrated correctly, he is a dangerous, partisan Democrat who has perfected a persona that he uses like Eric Clapton uses a guitar. He is after all, the guy who "discovered" and promoted Obama. "The clean Negro...."

He is the guy who can call Republicans "Neandertals," and get away with it. He's the dude who can affect the Amos'n'Andy accent and tell Negroes that the Republicans are going to " put them back in chains," .... and be believed. He told the story of "up from poverty," when his father was a wealthy guy from a wealthy family who drank away his trust fund (and some of Joe's)... and was believed. He proclaimed himself an "international foreign affairs expert." Despite not knowing the difference between Guatemala and Greece, he was believed.

Through his political offices and a dirty little "back room" operation, he has become a millionaire many times over ... and has made his family a millionaires, too.

In short, Joe Biden is crazy ... infected hair plugs, false teeth and all ... like a fox. He is a dangerous partisan team leader with an unbeatable vaudeville act that lets him say exactly what is in the recesses of the liberal mind. He is an astute politico who has parlayed his Delaware voter power base (he's probably related to half the white people in that very small rump state, and a quarter of the Negroes)into decades of power and and a lucrative seat at the table.

BTW, he is also a hard-drinking SOB with an Irish song-and-dance man's fund of funny stories, and quite an eye for the ladies! Sell this opponent short at your peril.

Funny funny Obama gay time!

Note to Editor:
National Enquirer
Globe
All British Tabloids
People
Ebony

Time to run the usual "Obama Stud Muffin" stuff. ASAP ...Please! Suggested headlines:
Michelle Furious at Obama-Starlet Tryst
Michelle Angry: Barry's Old Girlfriends Keep Calling
Barry Love Child?
Barry and Michelle: Baby on the Way?
Why Won't White Women Leave My Hubby Alone!
Barry to Lead Paratroopers into Syria?
Trayvon IS Barry's Boy!

Also put a tap on the this "Golux" phone and computer. Run PR campaign to suggest Corsi's Harvard Doctoral Dissertation plagiarized from W.E.B. Dubois. In the meantime, let's get Barry a boy's bike. We'll work on the throwing motion and the limp wrist thing, too. Come on people ... let's sweep these "gay rumors" the Republicans are spreading back into the closet where they belong, along with Rahm Emmanuel's ballet tutu!

Armed Forces stand by for drone attack on Man's Country Bath House in Chi-town. We can blame it on Assad.

By order of
Obersturmbahnfuhrer Valerie Jarrett

PS: Is now the time to release the Lindsey Graham Material?
(Operation FegelaRINO)