Freeper predictions for 2034

Robin Williams and racial unrest in Ferguson tomorrow. Today, The FUTURE!

Man, I love Freeper predictions. I mean, I love predictions generally (Coast to Coast AM on News Years Eve is a must-listen). But Being unfettered by reality allows them to let their impulses run free, and you get some pretty pure crystalizations of their minds.

To be fair, I know a depressing number of Northern liberals who agree with JohnBrowdie.

we are two nations, divided more or less on the old confederate borders.

Viennacon is not optimistic.

The USA will no longer exist. It will have disintegrated due to repeated administrations of insane leftists who will debt us into oblivion. Then patriot reactionaries will seize a small section of the country in the ensuing chaos, and the rest descends into minor anarchy.

The world will plunge into a second Dark Age, but it will actually be a golden age of sanity.

Antihero101607 is such a badass he will soon be hunted by Obama's minions!

At one time I’d jokingly speculate that within five years I’d either be dead, or in hiding. Beginning to wonder about that now.

GeronL is worried about the Mexicans taking over.

President Hector Macho Commacho of the Unidos La Raza Partido announces plans to take land away from white “gringos” and “restore” it to Mexicanos. This Land Reform Program receives some support from the second-largest party in Congress, the Democrat Party while the smaller Republican Party opposes the measure and calls it “racist”.

Gadsden1st hopes the current age of right-wing posturing is prelude to revolution.

Oath Keepers actually realized their orgazination was more than a social club and kept their Oaths. America is now America again.

Arthur McGowan has no idea how EMPS work, and just grabs for as many catastrophes as he can think of at the moment.

Mexico “controls” the South and Southwest. A jungle.

China controls the Northwest and Midwest. A living hell.

Muslims control the East, out to Chicago. Another living hell. They are always at war with the Mexicans and the Chinese.

Ninety percent of the 2008 population of the former U.S. is dead, killed by EMPs set off by Obama right before he fled to Europe, and by TB, scabies, polio, Ebola, etc., known collectively as O’Malley-Gomez disease, after the late Cardinal Sean O’Malley and Archbishop José Gomez, both of whom succumbed to Ebola and tuberculosis five weeks after celebrating a “Mass in Thanksgiving for Immigration Freedom” on the former Texas-Mexico border while campaigning for the re-election of Obama in 2016.

hattend goes for the 'biting' satire, so golf and Michelle Obama's food advocacy. And Muslims.

President Malia Obama awards her father the Medal of Freedom, an award that he had, up to now, failed to achieve. Chinese.

Minister of Good Eats, Mooch Obama, closes another McDonald’s. Opens a new Tofufery. Local citizens are rounded up for mandatory food purchases/photo ops Chinese.

Minister of Propaganda, Chelsea Clinton, continues to bore people. President Obama hints at “eliminating” the position. Chinese.

UN Secretary Barack Obama has an early tee time. Chinese.

The last Church standing is blown up to build the new CAIR Center for Reeducation. Chinese.

The last out of the closet homosexual is beheaded under Sharia Law. His last words, “We didn’t see it coming” Chinese.

I’ll be dead so who cares?

It's hilarious how the anti-global warming people like spokeshave go so far they have a blind faith in a coming ice age, basically being exactly what they accuse 98% of scientists to be.

Ice breakers have cleared a path across the Southern Atlantic ice pack to bring emergency supplies to a frozen Europe.

NASA reports that no Sunspots are observed this month...and that the ice age is expected to continue to the end of the century.

ASOC thinks farming will become automated.

"Over time, things just got harder and harder. Smaller crews, more work, less pay and finally, less food. Nobody had any idea of just why this was going on. The open media was a bad mix of full time advertising and rumor mongering. So I just tried to get by until everything ran out. Several of the nomadic outfits folded altogether and the couple that remained pretty much just paid in food. When I saw the first of the automated harvesters working on the farm next to the one we were on, I knew that it was all over. My world ended again. All that was left was to decide what might be possible to keep body and soul together."

He may be a half a century behind on that one...

It took me a while, but well played Political Junkie Too; well played.

White Europeans, having been driven out of their own countries, will come to the New World to start a new life. They will at first live peaceably with the natives of the land, but as more and more White Europeans arrive they will move further and further west. They will disrupt the local ways, disrespect traditions, and take what they can along the way.

Hostilities flare as cultures collide.

Popman goes for the "Obama is gay." Amazing how often they still like to bring that up.

In an surprise announcement Google has put out a recall notice on all human implanted hard drives because the open source code can be hacked and the legal ramifications of their device used for criminal activities is too large...

In a special news announcement Barak Obama and Reggie Love have finally given a date for their upcoming marriage...

backwoods-engineer brings yet another Civil War II makes America Awesome again.

By 2034, America will be on the other side of a great Crisis which has now only dimly shown its true nature. We will be then about 10 years into a High, an era whose nature will be something like it was in America in 1955: a postwar boom, an "era of good feelings." People will by busy building new lives, making babies, and generally trying to forget the unpleasant business of the last few years, a Crisis and War on which so many spent their lives, or had them taken from them in a flash.

As a result of the Crisis, I suspect that America will be broken up into two or more regional countries, at least one of which will still be dying from the radiation left by multiple nuclear strikes. At least one of the regional countries will be a fascist dictatorship. At least one of them will have returned to the pre-16th Amendment Constitution.

A combination of happy and grim: that's how I see America in 2034. We cannot now imagine the changes in American society that will come, just like those in 1955 could not have imagined them in 1935.

BobL has the usual "Fear the Mexicans" for the US, seems to feel Europe has no choice by to implement a Muslim Holocaust.

The problems facing this country and especially Europe will be huge. For Europe, I expect Nazi-style round-ups of their Muslims by then. They simply will have to make a choice, either eliminate the problem, or live (maybe) under ISIS-type rule. And they will figure out that they have to act BEFORE the numbers are stacked too badly against them. So expect another purging over there...they may look like cowards today, but their history suggests that they can act when required.

Holy crap, I thought the endorsement of Nazis was a one-off, but I guess the current Gaza situation has driven some Freepers beyond even that taboo.

Naturally, Lazamataz chimes in with his cheerful support of genocide:

I always tell people, do not underestimate the Caucasian man. We may not have invented genocide, but we sure streamlined it a lot.

Pollster1 sums up the Freeper mentality - either all the liberals get killed or America will die.

I expect that there are two choices:

(1) we will be a single poor totalitarian country, whether national socialist, soviet socialist, or another indistinguishable brand of totalitarian socialism and all individual rights will be dead, or

(2) more than half of the United States will be a free and prosperous post-CWII country with far more respect for the Bill of Rights (and especially for the Second Amendment) than even the most conservative and patriotic states have today. In this scenario, any states that are not free and prosperous will be separate from the real United States (regardless of which half keeps that name) and suffering from the poverty that they think is cause by bitter clingers in the free states, but that sensible people know is caused by their socialist policies.

hoagy62 writes a Civil War II fanfiction, where this time we kill Obama and he was totally Muslim and then Biden killd himself and all then everyone becomes Freepers.

We are a prosperous nation again, but we are that way after several years of chaos. The unprecedented Republican landslide in the General Elections of 2014 was encouraging. However, the next day, the detonation of a nuclear device in downtown Seattle (smuggled in aboard a container ship) resulted in the declaration of martial law by Barack Obama. In doing so, he declared that the previous days results were put ‘on hold’ until the crisis was over. It was at that point that several nationally-known conservatives threw caution to the wind, took to the air, and began openly calling for the ouster of Obama from the presidency. Many of them were arrested, including the now-famous recording of federal agents assaulting the studio of Rush Limbaugh and shooting him dead live on the air.

For many, that was the last straw and acted as the ‘go signal’ to begin the Second American Revolution/Civil War II.

The war lasted for 2 years and was bloody. it reduced the population from 300 million down to just about 125 million. The greatest reduction came in the inner cities, with many rival ethnic groups fighting each other for supremacy and the police and National Guard simply ‘staying out of it’. The survivors went outward from there, but found that Americans in the suburbs and rural areas weren’t going to stand for that nonsense. The loss of life among the raiders from the cities was astounding.

The war ended when a group of young military officers who still had a passion for what the US was supposed to represent, staged a coup d’etat and arrested President Obama in early 2017. When the takeover was announced, many in the administration attempted to flee the country, but were apprehended by ‘patriot’ forces. Some decided, like VP Biden, to commit suicide rather than be taken. Several were tried and convicted of high treason and summarily executed. It didn’t matter what party you were in...if there was a record of you voting for or supporting actions that was harmful to the United States and it’s people, you were guilty.

In the most famous of the executions, Barack Obama stood on the gallows. As a hood and the noose was placed over his head, he clearly shouted “Allahu Ackbar!” at least twice and was still yelling it when the trapdoor fell away and he was hanged.

It took another 2 years for some semblance of order to come to the whole country. The biggest hiccup was the rising of the Hispanic/Mexican element in Southern California in the summer of 2017. Latinos simply outnumbered both the the white and black population of the SoCal area, and their sudden uprising and demands of secession as a separate country took everyone by surprise. Since a bloody civil war had just ended, the country was in no mood for another one, so the state of California was halved and the southern section became ‘Aztlan’ in June of 2018.

The new US government adhered to a strict Constitutional policy. If it wasn’t in the Constitution, it wasn’t necessary. There were some concessions made due to the advancement of technology (nuclear weapons, for example), but a ‘limited government’ mindset was the new norm in the nation’s capital.

2034 saw the world looking at America once again as a shining beacon of freedom and prosperity after a long and painful struggle.

Interesting even in his violent dreams he couldn't purify Southern California.