Obama's too gay for Football

Freepers are never sillier than their obsession with the minutia of Obama's life. Obama mentions he played football briefly, and may have taken a blow to the head or two. Freepers gather for this brief occasion for some topical Obama insults.

Sacajaweau is always all about the drugs:

That’s what that coke stuff does to you...makes you feel concussed.

Jim Robinson goes with the concussion joke:

Concussed? This is how he explains away his incompetency? No thanks.

Impeach the nincompoop!!

Poor Talisker takes the concussion bit seriously:

I guess "mild concussion" is Hawaiian for "massive brain surgery."

[pics of Obama's head, showing nothing I could make out]

PATRIOT1876's version of Obama's brain is adorably simple.

I wonder if that’s when the voices in his head began to tell him, “Destroy America! Socialism good. Prosperity for others is bad. Prosperity is ONLY for you Barry.. Only you...ONLY YOU!...”

tx_eggman hates when Obama relates stories to himself:

Piss off you narcissistic prick ... it doesn’t always have to be about you.

redhead is sure it's about Hillary, somehow.

The poor thing... He just can’t STAND that Hillary got publicity about her “head injury,” and nobody even LOOKED at him for a whole day or two. Gotta get in there. Too bad we can’t see a picture of him wearing Hillary’s goofy “birth-control” glasses. That would be incontrovertible proof, you know.

PATRIOT1876 knows Obama is not manly enough to play real football:

*He played football?.......yeah, like I really, really believe that.......*

I'll give him the benefit of the dufus.

Nerf Football. He was wearing a bike helmet, a cup and pads.

Why DainBramage didn't just type FAG I do not know:

CORNHOLED

ConservingFreedom - he's gay

He played tight end and wide receiver.

Resolute Conservative - he's gay

He mispoke, he played with men’s feet and balls.

unixfox knows it had to have been something less manly:

He meant Hacky Sack.

blackdog - he's gay

Hard to sustain a concussion when you’re head is inside your colon.

Berlin_Freeper knows Basketball is for pussies:

"When I was young and played football briefly,

That says a lot... 0bama had the opportunity to play a manly sport but only did so "briefly".

Robert A. Cook, PE is actually an Obama Football truther. Also, he's gay:

But the only “football” he played was soccer!

He was NOT in AMERICA when he was at that age, and did NOT play football in Hawaii nor in the brief months in the northwest.

Only way he could have been concussed was getting his head banged up against the bedrails while in college playing wide receiver or tight end with his roommate!

longfellow is not making any sense:

Well if anyone complained about his head he made sure to kill those queers in his church.

Jim from C-Town - he's gay

I think he is confusing the phrase ‘taking the ball in the backfield’ with ‘taking it in the backside’.

I am sure all the pounding of his head on the headboard gave him a concussion. But that is not nearly as bad as the gay bowel syndrome.

Squeako is sure Obama was bullied, like a wuss!

Some other kids were playing “Smear the Queer” and just told him it was football when they smeared him.

Mastador1 - he's gay

The only football that zero every played was with scrotums not a pigskin with an air bladder.