Preemptive unskewing

Dean Chambers, the unskewed the polls guy, is still getting work. No surprise, I suppose, since accuracy is not nearly as important to the far right as consistency, and even that is falling more and more by the wayside.

In his latest, "Signs that Democrats will steal the elections for Senate Majority" he's gone the opposite way from his Romney optimism to preemptive pessimism and paranoia. Freepers, who have increasingly been down so long it looks like up to them, love it.

ronnie raygun's past lies to himself make a good foundation for preemptive future lies, though the result is a bleak liberal-haunted world.

When this was evident for all to see in 2008 and 2012 the GOP sat quietly and said NOTHING!!!!!! Not one of these cowards stepped forawrd and raised holy hell NOT ONE! So now we have allowed this criminal behavior to go on without repercussions, prosecution or jail time to send a message so here we are SURPRISED and concerned that it’s going to happen again and the GOP will hide behind the curtain see no evil hear no evil speak no evil. What a shame that we the American people have been suckered and abused by the very politicians who say they have our backs. Look we have jeb we have romney we have Kark Rove who said we have it in the bag ON ELECTION NIGHT!! in 2012. WE ARE IN DEEP KAKA

Art in Idaho has the number, so you know it's legit:

The polls are already starting to tighten. Here we go. Get everyone you know out to vote. We have to overcome their 3% voter fraud advantage.

HotHunt doesn't get why there are still people who require evidence these days:

Why is it so difficult for reasonable, intelligent people to believe that democRATS will break the law and commit massive voter fraud to win the election? They did it in 2012, where the cheats overshot the mark in trying to steal the elections. Evidence showed that in several counties across the country, there were more votes for Obama than recorded voters in the county. Oops!

Liberal politicians are more and more moving to the far left to socialism and communism and their modus operandi is to lie, cheat and steal when they get into office, so is it not hard to see that they will do anything to win. This is the reason for the big push by Holder to go after individual states’ Voter ID laws because he and his boss know that they can’t cheat near enough to win if their illegal and dead voters have to show a legitimate ID.

Given the current disgust with Obama among both parties and this is a mid-term election, the likelihood that there will be a big turnout by the voters is not there. So the Dems will stuff the ballot box and the GOP will try to catch them. If the democRATS win many close races, it will not only be a big disappointment to many conservatives, but just add to the cynicism that going to the polling places and voting, will not make any difference at all as to the outcome.

ripley needs no evidence - the Democrat's character is such that they must be cheating:

Considering that the Democrat party is now made up of revolutionary socialist scu&bags, it stands to reason that they will push the envelope of voter fraud in order to maintain the continuity of the recent advance of the communist revolution.

Amagi has clearly made a careful study of imaginary Democratic vote fraudsters:

There are multitudinous facets to the Demmunist Party Election Stealing apparatus, and two broad divisions:

• Demmunist vote manufacturing (the voting dead, the voting felons, the voting illegals, the multi-personality-voters, the Disney character voting legions, etc.
• Republican bote suppression (disenfranchise the military vote, illegal IRS activity to thwart Tea Party activism, etc.)

Crime, Inc.

ZULU knows cities are just full of Republicans:

Voter fraud is how Deus took over cities and why the GOP loses close races-BESIDES GOP stupidity.

I kinda like calling Dems 'Deus.' Sounds like we're living in a bad JRPG.

Eric in the Ozarks, like many Freepers, has his favorite stolen election:

The Libs will “discover” missing ballots in the truck of a car, ballot counting irregularities, etc.
They’ve perfected this in Minnesota.

Hehe, yldstrk got trolled.

I was at a reunion where a political operative from Colorado was openly holding forth about polling places in cemeteries, accuracy in recording names on tombstones....I couldn’t quite tell if he was being facetious or was just trying to needle me.

Liz has a whole detailed scenario of the cheating process, complete with made up numbers:

You report early to the church hall, get a hearty breakfast, $20-30 in street money, make sure your absentee ballots are in order, then you hit the polls. It's tradition. If the church is well organized, you'll get some lunch, too, and maybe another trip round the precincts. Sometimes the street money is paid for each voting receipt. 10-12 not unheard of.

But these days, the major chicanery is done with absentees and computers. Dead people are absent, are they not? Virtual people invented by your Sim City program are absent, too. Are they not? Virtual voters are often generated from the dead, who are presumed to have multi-generational families.

These techniques grew up with computers. The pioneers were the Congressional Sanchez Sisters in Orange county, CA. Loretta's team just plain invented about 7500 voters. They also worked hard to illegally register aliens, legal and illegal, felons.

The tech has matured to the point where CA is reputed to have half-a-million fraudulent votes available. It has also been reported that about 75 seats in the CA legislature were filled by fraudulent election tactics.

Judges of Elections know the tricks. 75 voters registered at a house that doesn't exist on a non-existent street; another 50 registered at an address that is a gas station ... or an empty lot. 6100 dead voted in one county ? ... that's more than enough to throw an election. In local elections where 15% turnout is considered good ... like schoolboard ... 10 fraudulent absentee votes can throw the results.

Then someone asks Liz what can be done. She fills up her lack of solution with some high-quality bluster:

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<><> Voting irregularities are the purview of every state's Secy of State.

<><>Iowa’s Joni Ernst and the RNC filed open records requests with five Iowa counties, seeking materials that include training manuals, satellite voting locations, names of precinct ballot counters, recount procedures and any communications sent to her competitor, Cong Bruce Braley (who significantly has not made a similar request.

<><> ....the NC State Bd of Elections discovered thousands of illegal voters when the DMV ran a search for DACAs w/ driver's licenses. Apparently, NC DACA's can get drivers licenses, but are not able to vote (/snix).

<><> Be ready for a national upheaval if the Dumbocrats steal midterms.

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Now DIRTYSECRET wants the GOP to cheat:

They do what they have to do. Why can’t we?

4rcane believes!

I beleive democrats cheat EVERY election, not just when they think they will lose.

A bit off topic, but ought-six he my favorite Freeper quote in a while:

Someone said a few days ago that Democrats are just too stupid to know they are communists.