Freepers are ready for Hillary

By all accounts, Hillary Clinton is announcing her campaign for President today. Free Republic was created to rage against the Clintons, so they have all the conspiracies, insults, and hate already warmed up for her.

They also have some amusingly triumphant predictions of how she's real bad at campaigning, and Ted Cruz is secretly super popular.

JaguarXKE has pushed back America's ending until 2016.

If Americans are stupid enough to elect that witch we are just so screwed as a country. Unfortunately, based on the two-term elections of Obama, I think we’re already there,

urbanpovertylawcenter is sure Hillary will lose to Ted Cruz:

She was rejected by the American electorate in favor of the idiot. Should she by some cruel twist of fate secure the nomination by the unthinking gimme class she will be rejected by the American electorate in favor of the genius.

Ted Cruz.

Cruz balances out Obama.

JennysCool knows not to listen to the media:

Destined to be a tremendously bad campaign. She’s already been playing to half-empty halls. It’s ONLY the drive-by media that maintains and promulgates the illusion that this old, irrelevant woman has a chance at being elected by actual people to pretty much anything.

PJ-Comix saw a movie recently:

The campaign is already beginning to resemble the mockumentary, This Is Spinal Tap.

Go Gordon reminds us all how hated Bill Clinton is:

Yeah, Bill is such a BIG asset - NOT!!! Even when elected president, he never got a majority. Since, then, in the off elections, almost every candidate he stumped for, got their a$$ handed to them.

july4thfreedomfoundation just namecalls:

This hag deserves a MAJOR barf alert!

kaehurowing goes back to calling her a witch:

Quick, buy up all the brooms so she can’t travel.

EEGator calls her fat:

A fat chick sans makeup...figures.

Cowboy Bob brings back a meme I'd forgotten:

Elect Hillary - So ALL of America will know what it’s like to have an ex-wife!

RKBA Democrat stacks the insults up like they will help accomplish something:

The games have just begun. We have at least one outstandimg candidate on our side and a few that are better than average. We have 8 years of dear leader who is more popular in Iran and Cuba than he is at home. And we’re up against who? Cankles? America’s Ex-Wife? A shrill, tedious old woman who is announcing from Broom-Broom One because she probably couldn’t fill a hall for her candidacy announcement?

Dilbert San Diego doesn't understand pragmatism, so he assumes fear:

Can anyone else think of a candidate, other than an incumbent president running for re-election, who was unchallenged for a major party presidential nomination???
Ever???

It seems to me that Democrats are afraid of the Clintons. As all of this is unfolding, we also hear talk that the Clintons are not liberal enough for today’s Democrat party. And these people want someone such as Elizabeth Warren to run.

How can Hillary win the nomination by default, when, many Democrats do not like the Clintons, and are eager for other candidates to step forward???

Ray76 has a prediction:

SoS Clinton is a traitor to the United States. She will go to jail.

Texicanus also saw a movie recently:

Her formal announcement kind of reminds me of the final scene in the old Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid movie I saw in the sixties. She is cornered and has nowhere to go except to make a run for it with all her (media) guns blazing.

OK, it is a poor analogy, but I can dream.

It's amazing how everything reminds them of Hillary, eh?

Hillary's old scandals are still fresh to Rocky!

Instead of a blank screen, how about a slow scroll of all of her scandals, going back to Whitewater, the cattle futures, the Rose Law Firm, and continuing right up to the present (Clinton Foundation gifts while she was SOS, Benghazi and her private spy ring, the e-mail server in her basement, the erased e-mails).

Those are her only accomplishments.

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I can’t wait to go from being called a racist to being called a sexist.