Monday Potpourri Pt. I

Kenny doesn't understand why Freepers never take over America.

Everything is a conspiracy. Everything.

Yeah, if you haven't noticed, we lose 100% of the time. Every time I think something might break in the people's favor a miraculous turn of events makes it yet another Democrat win. Yeah, I'm getting a little paranoid.

Logical me predicts New York will rise up in armed revolt:

NY is so overtaxed that it is a wonder the people haven’t taken to armed revolt. It will happen, you can bet on that. That is why this bunch of criminals that own NY have done everything to take guns away.

fieldmarshaldj uses terms he doesn't understand:

Yeah, forget that Marxist Centrism, the Butcheress of Benghazi needs to go full bore for the Stalinism she so dearly loves.

Similarly, jonrick46 with the scholarly paranoid babble:

Zer0 uses Kitman and Taquiyya methods which are part of the totalitarian mindset that has impoverished mankind for eons. Our nation was born rejecting that mindset and the success its people enjoyed has been envied and hated by those who do not have that success.

catbertz thinks Hillary cannot win:

I just don’t believe she can win. She’s an honorary nominee, like Kerry or Bob Dole. If she does win, I will give up and finalize my preparations.

Din Maker thinks Hillary will win:

The same stupid American electorate who put BHO in office two times could very well do the same for this wicked witch. I'm hoping she has a brain aneurysm mid-2016 and drops dead

ExCTCitizen makes with the gender humor:

The only difference between Hillary and Obama is that one has XX chromosomes. (Which one, you decided).

M Kehoe is enraged by Chelsea Clinton being rich:

Chelsea Clinton’s staff...

Staff? Staff! Web's daughter don't need no staff. For what? Wiping her butt?

Regal is scared by things that will never, never happen:

[Jeb Bush is] positioning himself for Hillary’s VP.

I think you may be kidding, but this would be a diabolical plan, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t already working on it.

You can see the MSM going crazy for it. “Bring the country together”. “Stop Partisanship, Clinton/Bush”.

Damn, it’s frightening. They’d use him to get into office and then set him up with a career ending scandal, and then replace him with anyone they want. Treacherous.

Horrified, Organic Panic predicts women in 2016:

2016.

All vagina all the time.

Cementjungle with some Hillary fan fiction:

Today a former Hillary Clinton senior aide shot herself in the back of the head six times in an apparent suicide. The suspect was seen running toward capitol police, seemingly trying to give them a package of file folders and computer discs, which somehow in the confusion of the moment have disappeared.

No further updates are (or ever will be) available. Now, back to our unbiased discussion on Hillary's big announcement tomorrow and the positive impact on the world's civilization her presidency will surely have.

Tilted Irish Kilt - BODY TRAIL:

It should be " Pigs in the Mud"
or "Sows rolling over their Pigletts" (BODY TRAIL).

Russ adds ESPN to the list of tings plotting against America:

ESPN is, and has been, a hot bed of liberal insanity. It should be avoided and treated with the contempt it deserves.

minnesota_bound's delusions make everyone else seem delusional:

obama and Kerry are delusional. Iran will use nuclear bombs against Israel. They know they have one chance so they will also detonate a nuclear bomb over Washington and New York or as many targets as they can before they are destroyed.

Do these two think they will escape the destruction? That they will be elsewhere and the radiation will not kill them?

VinL is in full masterstrokin' mode for Cruz.

He never ceases to impress- whether it was his unprecedented surprise declaration of candidacy, or trumping Rand’s announcement with the $31 PACS, or here, using Hillary’s words against her-—

People will come to realize that he’s like Grandmaster Bobby Fischer-—seeing the Board 20 moves ahead of everyone else.

Viennacon is against all military efforts nowadays:

Sorry but I do not trust ANY mission with Osama as commander in chief. He will send our pilots deliberately towards SAM sites.

The last thing our best fighters will hear on their comms system will be their own commander saying “Allahu Akhbar!”

Gaffer - "in-you-face subtlety"

Subliminal brainwashing with a bit of in-your-face subtlety thrown in too boot. One would begin to think they aren’t even hiding Obama’s preferred religion any more.

Sivad - LESBIANS LAWL:

I just wonder Huma had Hillary or Rachel Madcow’s baby?

Slambat's nicknames for Sotomayor and Kagan are nearly incomprehensible.

I say get rid of Sodomizer and put him in, then let him
make a case to prosecute Roberts or expose how he’s been
compromised and by whom. Sodomizer and Kegger are just
stupid fascists but Roberts is a traitor and needs to be
taken down hard.

NorthMountain with the usual:

Feral negro thugs, with cell-phones recording their violent felonies.

This will end in blood and fire.

Impy goes both birther and secret gay on Obama.

Good chance that Davis is either his real father, or initiated him into homosexual sex (which Davis wrote of having), hopefully not both.

Jumper wishes he lived in a Tom Clancy novel.

The bad people die in Clancy novels by the hand of good men. Our world is not yet descended into that which makes killing the elite fashionable, yet. If and when we actually see assassinations of the political elite due to a division of the left and right, it doesn’t matter who is good or evil but it certainly will be fun to watch those who survive become accountable to the general population, once again;)

Georgia Girl 2's theory sounds more like a fantasy:

This totally supports my theory that when the grid goes down the Leftard loons will be in the first die off. For the most part they are a bunch of Godless haters who have no clue of the coming worldwide economic collapse and revolution.

Arthur McGowan on how much Obama hates Jews:

If there is one Jew left alive in Israel on January 20, 2017, Obama will be kicking himself. In his post-Presidency, his main project will be killing all the remaining Jews.

dfwgator proudly declares how he's been wrongly predicting Bill Clinton will die for years.

For years, I’ve said Bubba looks like FDR did at Yalta.