Hey, remember the national debt? That thing that the GOP has been banging on about for decades now? The looming crisis that made them almost take us over the fiscal cliff??
Well, certainly Freepers have forgotten. A post about Obama's debt would have gone on for hundreds of posts lamenting what we've put upon our kids (not how the debt works, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Now? It got only 27 posts, most of which were calculating how they might tie this to Hillary.
When a cudgel no longer proves useful, you discard it until next it's useful, I guess.
For more freeper lolz ...
ReplyDeleteHere's another
"I hate my family and they hate me !!!!"
thread.
Mississippi freeper Ammo Republic 15:
Delete"And God help the family member that brings “diversity” into our family. They would be disowned forever!"
Nothing like alienating your family and friends because of your support of a guy who wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!
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DeleteSo basically, this is the thread where Freepers rant about something their college-aged niece/grandson/whatever said on Facebook, so the blow the whole thing out of proportion and try to out-do each other with family feud tall tales where they pretend it's the other side of the family that hates them and is the problem.
DeleteWorld's oldest man says petty grievances kept him going
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Of course, the NATIONAL DEBT is OUTRAGEOUS
ReplyDeleteAND DISHONORABLE!!! The fact that not
EVERY FREEPER mentions it EVERY TIME THEY
POST should be honored by people who pride
themselves on STICKING TO THE TOPIC!
IF Freepers started obsessing on every
word out of the mouths of FREEPERMADMEN
MADMEN; ya'll would accuse them of being
CRAZY!!!
Wonkers!!
TWINKIE KING
I accuse STINKIE of being crazy !
DeleteTwinkie, please come back after Election Day.
DeleteI figure there's a few people I want to see eat serious crow and you're up there on the list.
One of the nastiest Freeper-on-Freeper thread I've ever seen:
ReplyDeleteMiss Marmelstein vs. RummyChick.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3479856/posts?page=1
Miss Marmelstein is fun to read.
DeleteBeing one of the smarmiest wrinklebags on that site, no one can eviscerate other freepers like her.
She's actually one of the best anti-freepers out there, and she's on the inside !
In B4 John Courage!!
ReplyDeleteDo ya'll know what ASSOFIDITTY BAGS are?
(That is not the correct spelling; but ya'll
need to know what they are. I think it is
really spelled ASCEOFIDITA BAGS or something
like that. . and no, I'm NOT calling ya'll
ASCEOFIDITA BAGS either!
On another subject - WHY is it that it is
like this - HOOF plural is HOOVES, but ROOF
plural is ROOFS and not ROOVES? I need an
honest answer!
Please do be serious about the ASCEOFIDITA
BAGS question. My grandmother used to have
to wear one to the one-room schoolhouse she
attended in the winter. These bags stank to
high heaven and so all the kids repelled
each other & wouldn't get within ten feet of
each other to spread their colds and flu.
OK. There's another. IF it is COLDS when
plural; but it is always FLU either plural
or singular?
There were even knotheads making grammar
rules back then in order to keep the little
kids mixed up enough so they would keep
voting Communist Dhimmicrats into office.
If TWINKIE has not tweaked ya'll's beebers
this morning; then ya'll's beebers are NOT
capable of being either TWEAKED or STUNED.
I will anticipate ya'll's answers to these
burning questions SOON! . . AND I do not want
any SMARTALECK answers either!
Oh, IF HITLER-Y does manage to get enough
voter fraud going to "win" the election, I
can assure you that I won't be the one
hiding my face around here. - If so, ya'll
will be the ones with egg on your faces
after the HARRIDAN HUSSY has time (about
6 months, if that long) to show her ample
BUTT in all its GLORY!
There are more puzzles ya'll need to solve;
but start with the ASSYFIDITTY BAGS before
moving on to more complicated subjects.
Fondly - OR "Fondlingly" as BILL CLINKTON
would say,
TWINKIE KING
It's "asafoetida" Twinkles and it is commonly used as a spice, digestion aid and antiflatulent (shutting up Freepers being a specialized case of the latter).
Delete"Rooves" is merely uncommon, not incorrect. It is standard in New Zealand English for example.
Cold vs. Flu: Germanic vs. Latin/Italian grammar rules.
Now Merkins are a much more interesting topic. Bush used the word to mean "voters" that so perhaps Trump misunderstood?! He thought that gaining votes and grabbing at Merkins was the same thing??
STINKIE is so stupid she doesn't even know what "in b4" means ...
DeleteHint for you STINKIE, "in b4" does not mean being the last post on the thread, ha ha ha ha ha.