Wednesday, June 7, 2017

And Now this word from Outer Space

Unable to tell if it's a joke edition:
A just discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton’s aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler’s long lost daughter.

7 months before her April 30th, 1945 suicide with Adolph in the Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little “Hildegard” Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France. In France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship’s captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva’s second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in Stuttgart, Arkansas.

Psychologists theorize that Hillary’s intense dislike of — indeed, hatred for – military personnel spring from the failure of the German military of her daddy’s Third Reich to save him and her mother during those final days in Berlin.

That hatred manifested itself in such bizarre ways as: demeaning Marines in their dress blues by requiring them to serve as waiters during numerous White House dinners;

yelling at uniform personnel in the White House if, for example, they failed to open doors for her as quickly as she thought necessary;

making loud, sarcastic remarks to uniformed – and non-uniformed – Secret Service personnel assigned to her security detail in the White House and in other public settings;

admonishing her daughter to NOT be civil to these same security and other personnel. Her daughter, who apparently did not inherit all of her mother’s highly unpleasant persona, refused to comply and was generally decent to those her mother despises.

Please TRY to remember this as she makes her run at the White House. Ask yourself if this INCREDIBLY UNPLEASANT woman ought to be Commander-in-Chief of the same military she so clearly detests??

This creature – THE BITCH OF BENGHAZI – must NEVER again be allowed to infest the White House!
A joke that will be quoted as truth before November brought to you by Dick Bachert (This entire "administration" has been a series of Reischstag Fires. We know how that turned out!)

And nice tagline.

47 comments:

  1. Nice to see you back. I'll be in DC this weekend. First at the pride march on Saturday and then at the Equality March on Sunday. I'll be the tall redhead playing trombone.

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  2. I'm certain the Comey hearings will be covered extensively, so I won't steal your thunder. But I just wanted to make the observation that these FR snowflakes can't handle one afternoon of testimony on Trump and Russia, but they ate four years of uninterrupted birtherism AND Benghazi deflection like it was potato chips.

    RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA! Comey, Comey, Comey! I am so sick of this fricking excrement that I cannot even watch the godless news.

    Yet they cannot turn away!

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  3. When the president does it, that means it is not illegal:
    ‘It Simply Is Not A Crime For the President to Exercise His Constitutional Authority’

    Unless you're a Democratic president. And then everything must be investigated to death! Even after you leave office.

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  4. Imagine you are watching an old episode of Perry Mason. After Perry examines the first witness you stand up and start shouting at the TV that the accused is innocent! You call your friend Bertha to complain about Perry Mason. Can't he see that defendant is innocent! That is what is happening today at Free Republic.

    Vanity - Bob Mueller should recuse himself as "Special Counsel" immediately!!!



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  5. Locate your "tentacles" Republicans! Freudian slip?

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3559471/posts?page=10#10

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  6. In a thread about a USA Today article accusing Trumpsters of hagiography, chris37 is quite happy to prove the author right with his own glowing caricature of St. Donald, without even a hint of irony. He ends by playing the standard "Revolutionary/Civil War 2" card:

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3559472/posts?page=20#20

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    1. That's just spooky. Good grief.

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  7. I guess this means that it is OK for Trump to have taken help from the Russians because

    Ted Kennedy Made Secret Overtures to Russia to Prevent Ronald Reagan’s Re-Election

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    1. The Daily Signal!

      They're known for their hard-hitting, introspective news!

      I typically go down to the bottom of the page to see the "About Us" credits. This one doesn't even hide their Heritage Foundation logo! As if that would make them seem more legitimate?!!

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  8. On one level it would be entertaining to see this really happen,

    Mueller is as CORRUPT as COMEY!!! He will NEVER quit, he will have to be FIRED!

    but on the other hand it would be catastrophic. We would have pandamonium. Hell, maybe that's what Freeper really want. At heart they just want to die on their feet shooting their deer rifles at the cops in Civil War 2.

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    1. The Saturday Night Massacre and firing Archibald Cox was the quintessential "last straw" of the Nixon regime.

      I hope to god they fire Mueller! I'd say the odds are pretty good Trump would do it too! He's that stupid!

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  9. drewh's quote leaves out the part about "a guy who was only elected on the color of his skin".

    Donald Trump Is The Greatest President Ever

    He quotes a letter to the editor in it's entirety but he edited out that one phrase. lol

    What in the world would make someone do that?

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  10. Has anyone been able to decide what references to "boating" and "boating accidents" have to do with hoarding guns? I keep seeing this.
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3560724/posts?page=68#68

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    1. Oh! The idea is that if the government tried to confiscate our guns, we would explain that we don't possess them anymore—they were lost in a tragic boating accident.

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    1. "Fakely proven."
      Let that sink in.
      Also, let it sink in the fact that Trump voters like this are unaware of the presidential line of succession.
      I love how Freepers always congratulate themselves on their "logic" and "reason" and then let stuff like this slide on by.

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  12. Freepers sure are worried about the investigation. It's thread after thread after thread, Mueller this and Mueller that.

    I guess it never occurred to them when they were backing the pussy grabber that something might go amiss. Putting a TV host in the Presidency, what could possibly go wrong?

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    1. "IS ANY PART OF OUR GOVERNMENT CURRENLTY PERFORMING ANY FUNCTION OTHER THAN ATTACKING OUR CHOICE TO LEAD THEM?" -- TheToll

      I guess they have amnesia about 2009-2016!

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    2. Don't forget the link.

      And if Freepers had any self-awareness at all, they wouldn't be Freepers.

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    3. May not be a question of self-awareness. I just think many of them are so far in the tank for Orange Droolius and neo-fascism that they don't care.

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  14. I love the Freeper reaction to the Fitzgerald collision. At first, they couldn't decide whether it was North Korea, Muslims, gays, women, or Democrats who caused it, but now they're confident that this was a Muslim plot to suddenly crash a loaded container ship into a destroyer, and that absolutely everybody has cooperated to keep it a total secret.

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    1. There is another long thread today on the subject of the collision. First rattle out of the box they are quoting Reddit.

      Anyone remember the Boston Marathon Bombing and Reddit's ridiculous and completely incorrect assessment of that tragedy? lol.

      Way to go Freepers. From Arkancide to Benghazi!!1! to Pizzagate you have made fools of yourselves and reduced the stature of our nation in the process.

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    2. Not a word out of Trump yet about the incident, as far as I can tell. Can you imagine for one second if after Benghazi happened, Obama and/or Hillary Clinton had spent the next few days tweeting about how high their ratings in the polls were?

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  15. I just love watching them contort themselves to describe the Emperor's clothes.
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3561941/posts?q=1&;page=1#1

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    1. Maybe there really is a world of "alternative facts" and maybe Freepers live there.

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    2. cboldt: It takes a bit of effort to learn to "read" the man. Sometimes what he says he intends you to take literally, sometimes not. Sowing confusion is part of who he is.

      And sowing confusion -- isn't that really the essence of solid leadership? I mean, what good is a man who makes it clear what he means and where he stands, instead of dribbling out dog whistles to cult members to be interpreted as they see fit, like reading tea leaves or entrails?


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    3. cboldt sounds like something straight out of the pages of Eric Hoffer's "The True Believer".

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  16. MICHAEL FLYNN COOPERATING WITH FBI RUSSIA INVESTIGATION, SENATOR CLAIMS
    http://www.newsweek.com/michael-flynn-likely-cooperating-fbis-russia-investigation-says-senator-627495

    link

    Anybody seen this one at Free Republic? lol

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    1. If something doesn't fit their narrative, they don't post it.
      I wasn't able to find anything on the Muslim 17-year-old killed with a baseball bat and thrown in a pond.
      The only stories I found on Philando Castile had a few grudgingly admitting he shouldn't have been killed, yet a few horrible comments that the world is better off without him and the family is just looking to win the lottery.
      They are dismal.

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    2. Will wonders never cease

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    3. Don't get too excited. They're still trying to spin the job losses to make Trump out to be a magnanimous savior.

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  18. Wow, Keyhopper is really interested in watching video footage of an underage boy getting a blowjob. He wants that child pornography in his inbox YESTERDAY, guys!

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  19. FWIW, some freepers made it over to the following site: http://www.gopbriefingroom.com

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    1. It seems that anti-Trump opinions are welcome there. I wonder why Freepers would go there unless they had been zotted?

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  20. احصل الآن على اقوى خدمات شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالدمام حتى تتخلص من اي تسربات للمياه في منزلك بإستخدام افضل المواد العازلة للتسربات

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