Fort Hood gunman unanimously guilty on all charges

Freepers have long said that Obama would get the Fort Hood shooter off. Yet, somehow, he has been found guilty of all charges!

Undeterred, Freepers turn to dark speculation about Obama's inevitable pardon, and pork-filled torture fantasies.

GrandJediMasterYoda jokes about what's happening:

"I Barry Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro do hereby pardon brother and martyr for Mohammed, Nidal Hasan ...peace be upon him, praise be to Allah, Allahu Akbar"

jughandle thinks the media is covering up the shooters' Arabness:

Executed in 15 years. Anyone hear ABC radio news last few days, mis-pronouncing his name as “Hossin” (emphasis on the first syllable), completely took away the “mid east” sound of it.

JimSEA is sure Hasan is huge with Muslims:

Hasan knew a guilty verdict was coming regardless, so he opted for a declaration of martyrdom. He will not be killed but will be incarcerated in a “monastic” cell while receiving the adoration and praise of a billion Muslims.

melancholy - Seriously, Obama's going to pardon him:

Hassan will be appointed head of DHS.

Seriously, on his way out if he does, 0b0z0 will pardon the pervert Manning and commute the death sentence that Hassan MAY get.

0b0z0 identifies well with both criminals.

SpaceBar - For real, seriously, it's gonna happen, this is how Obama works!

I scanned through many of the comments above, and noticed “wait till obama pardons him” numerous times, but it may have been in half jest. I on the other hand actually think Obama may very well pardon this murdering scumbag. It fits perfectly with his accumulated modus operandi. A final “up yours” from the biggest muslim ahole on the planet, and illegal prez to boot.

Dr. Thorne envies Soviet Russia's justice system:

A retired U.S. Army colonel told me a story that occurred when he was stationed in Berlin before the re-unification:

A Russian soldier in East Berlin was arrested for raping an East German woman. At his trial, the soldier confessed to the crime.

He was immediately marched out of the court and behind the building where he was shot in the head.

American officials were shocked at the speed and brutality of the death sentence. They wondered why there had been no appeal.

The Russians replied, "He confessed."

The Americans wondered at the brutality of the sentence.

The Russians replied, "He knew the sentence for a conviction of rape in the Russian Army is execution."

The laws regarding death sentences in the U.S. should be changed:

1. Appeal must be filed within 30 days
2. No continuances allowed on appeal
3. Sentence carried out within 24 hours if appeal is denied.

Mastador1 wants pork to be seriously involved:

Hanging, firing squad or electrocution, none of this oh so gentle sleepy time. He needs to feel some pain in return for the pain he caused. Last meal should be pork sausage followed by pork greased rope hanging, or pork greased bullet firing squad or pork greased electrode electrocution, and it should be tomorrow. There is no doubt about his guilt or actions so screw the wasted time and money in appeals.

UCANSEE2 mixes petty dickery with psychological torture with bad commercials:

I think they should take him to the 'chair' each day, and at the last minute the phone rings. After getting off the phone, they tell him that a stay of execution was temporarily approved. Then they should give him a meal containing pig fat, pig in any form, but disguised.

Then, just before he goes to sleep, tell him that his food had uncooked pig in it.

Next morning, wake him up and tell him it was a joke(about the food). Later in the day, take him to the chair, and start the whole process over again. Repeat until he is so confused, he no longer remembers why he was 'ok' with dieing (martyr). Then the next day, put him in the chair, have the phone ring.

Wait for him to say "pardoned again?" and reply "no, I'm getting great rates on car insurance", and then flip the switch.

livius knows military prison is Muslim heaven these days:

I suspect he’ll be treated the way the little darlings at Guantanamo are treated. Special Islamic treats for their holidays, special Islamic diet all the time, Islamic reading material, meetings with their mullahs...you can’t make me believe that Hassan won’t get this stuff, no matter what kind of prison he goes to. In fact, if he doesn’t get it automatically, he will petition for it and no doubt get it.

Dr. Bogus Pachysandra deeply contemplates how to torture this guy:

“Let the bytch get water boarded and raped in the shower. “

He’s in a wheel chair, numb from the neck down. He wouldn’t even feel the rapes. Dental tools might hurt though?

hummingbird thinks about ways to assassinate him away from Allah:

He could have an "accident" - prison justice.

If he is in solitary, poison in the food?

Would he still be a martyr?

If he "kills himself", would he be a martyr?

If he dies of a "heart attack" - martyr? At the very least, give him a picture of Helen Thomas and say the other virgins are not as pretty as Helen.

beelzepug wants him treated as a non-person, with North Korean type mental torture:

24 hours a day, never out for ANY reason except to keep him from dying, so he can serve a longer life sentence. Other than that, no human contact of any kind. Ever! No spiritual leader. No koran. No directional arrows on the floor for locating Mecca. No halal food, just regular prison fare. No news from the outside for him and no news to the outside about him. He is a non-person and should cease to exist the day the door slams shut on him for the last time.