And now this word from Outer Space

Franken is the last straw edition:

What is left for us to do?
Civil war.
Correction, American Revolution 2.0
Buy ammo, guns and canned food. It’s almost time to risk your sacred
honor, property and lives for a better America. It’s been done before and will be done again.

Crazy supplied by RicocheT

Saturday Pix

It's Guns or Holocaust, and those are your only 2 choices!

The epic battle of the Internets!

Obama: Muslim Commie and a dork! Whoa!

Moslems: Presumed guilty.

Those 9 Arab-looking Americans discussing where the safest place on the plane to sit was? Guilty!

FlingWingFlyer is totally sure these guys were fresh from the meeting of the Vast Muslims Conspiracy

The muzzies are screwing with us. They know they can pull this crap because they’ve got the greedy ambulance chasers on their side who will do anything for the big bucks.

x_plus_one has glimpses of reality, but manges to beat them down with racism:

These boobs are USA born and bred and are still unaculturated and obtuse....The melting pot is dead. In Obamanation - we will all get along and shoe bombers will have a heyday....

"In Obamanation." Such wit!

Westbrook has a totally rational policy suggestion:

Moslems should not be allowed withing 10 miles of *ANY* Airport!!!
Please see this ... The Third Jihad ...
And forward the link to everybody you know.

I didn't click on the link. I'm pretty sure I can predict what it says:
"Some bad guys are Muslim, Therefore all Arab-looking types are bad. Also, I know Islam better than Islamics."
Steelfish thinks Westbrook is too lenient.

You are being overly generous. Moslems should not be allowed into this country period. Of course that’s all daydreaming now when a certain Barack Hussein Obama
will take the presidential oath. Who would have thought in just 8 years since 9/11.

BTW, spelling it "Moslem" is the new "Democrat Party."

blam goes for the subtle approach:

Shoot the Islamic POS Bastards!!

And ask questions later. Judging people by their works is such a time-saver!

And now this word from Outer Space

Moral superiority edition:

The superstitious belief in socialism in the west is just a modern expression of an ancient desire to believe in magic.
The EU is no more sane than the goat-humpers; they are just more tolerant towards those who know how to get things done.
Slightly more tolerant. For now.
But the new Grand Superstition — Global Warming — is going to put an end to that tolerance, in Europe, in America and everywhere in the West.
There’s not fantasy that you can show me in the Arab world that is less fantastical than the leftist notions of what Global Warming is and what must be done to “fix” it.
So please, westerners. Let’s check our feelings of superiority at the door.

crazy supplied by samtheman

Obama killed his grandma!

Obama goes to his grandmother's funeral. Freepers cannot allow their enemy to have even moment of humanity - it would upset their black and white morality.

Observe:

PghBaldy notices something odd:

The poor woman who raised him deserved better. Why would Mrs Obama not be there with her husband? There is more to this family than meets the eye.

As was pointed out by very few freepers, Michelle Obama was actually there. So much for that theory.

Soliton packs even more errors into his message:

Now the DNA evidence is gone to sea. She sleeps with the fishes.
I hope he bought a carbon credit before polluting the ocean.

1. DNA evidence from a cremated body?
2. DNA evidence of what? Sure, Obama's secret dad is Malcom X, but I think everyone thinks his mom was his mom.
3. Carbon credits for dumping ashes into the ocean? That's so off target it isn't even satiric.

autumnraine picks up on the ashes thing:

Please see my recently posted EPA guideline for burying cremated remains at sea.
Obama either broke the law or threw some fireplace ashes into the wind.

Because the EPA is always getting people in trouble for scattering their ashes all the time! Guideline does not equal law.


chicagolady has totally legitimate questions:

Am I the only one who is amazed and the timimg of all of this and am disturbed that now there is not a body to be exumed if needed?

Because cremation is suspicious when Obama does it.

4yearlurker has some suspicions as well:

I scattered my father's ashes in the desert in Arizona. They didn't look like the ashes Barry Hussein is dumping. my dads ashes were black with some gray,and not as fine. Also whats Barry afraid of in that photo? I grabbed handfuls of the old man's ashes and threw them high into the wind. Barry is such a dork.

At last! Proof Obama burned his birth certificate and not his grandmother! Also, Barry is a dork cause he doesn't throw ashes.

Lybndon Johnson made Blacks Kill!

Some study found blacks go to jail for killing blacks a whole lot. Freepers leap to solve the problem:

IbJensen starts with the diagnosis: welfare:

Solution: End welfare programs. Lyndon-Bird's Great Society and subsequent 'adjustments' by an out-of-control Congress have resulted in today's mess.
The father, as head of his household, was replaced by welfare payments and food stamps. The titular (no pun) head of the household is now yo mama and the family is comprised of crack dealers, hos and welfare cheats.
Now it is apparent that it will never change.
Life means nothing to these creatures, many of whom are now mind-numbed degenerates who care nothing for another life.

"mind numbed degenerates" indeed.

mo agrees:

Totalitarian governments always regard the family unit as their primary adversary. The great society started to prey on the weakest family units-the poor-and since has been gradually moving up the ladder. Drugs major tool to achieve these ends as well.

Step 1: Welfare
Step 2: ummmm....
Step 3 is Totalitarianism!

Fishrrman therefore proposes a treatment, if not a cure:

Perhaps the most workable “solution” to urban black crime is to keep it confined to the wrecks of cities in which it festers.
I am not optimistic about this problem and harbor no egalitarian fantasies about how this scourge of black crime can be “solved”. Frankly, I don’t believe that it can be, considering the “culture” from which it is spawned.
Cities like Detroit do not need to be “saved”. Rather, the dysfunctional in them need to be kept within such places, to whatever extent possible, in order to reduce the harm upon others.
Entire cities as “prisons”? Why, yes.
This is the Bell Curve at work.

For "Bell Curve" read "Dumb Niggers."

Josa has decided the best treatment is passive aggressive selfishness:

since the election I have vowed to not give a single penny to any charity that assists democrat voters; which pretty much excludes all charities. But I absolutely REFUSE to do anything to make life easier or more comfortable for the scum who voted to put a marxist, abortionist in the White House.

Tahoe3002 has a cure: eugenics! Yay!

I think the solution is to add birth control to ALL water supplies. To get the antidote, and be able to have children, one must present: 1)a high school diploma or GED certification, 2) marriage license 3) three years of US income tax filings, 4) rent receipts or mortgage payments, and 5)agree to remain married or receive zero support from taxpayers. (I’m dreaming.)

Alas, mass sterilization will remain just a crazy dream...

If Freepers ran the Constitution.

Some guy made a thread about adding term limits to the Constitution. In addition to debate about that, Freepers proposed Amendments of their own:

Mr Ramsbotham has an unexpected idea:

How about this: any legislator who proposes legislation that fails to pass, permanently loses his seat.

I'm not sure what problem this would solve.

HuntsvilleTxVeteran is super informed about the Constitution.

I would rather have the Bricker Amendment.

It would not allow any treaty to override our Constitution.

As Treaties now are above our Constitution.

In real life, the Bricker Amendment is more about isolationism than saying what the Supremacy Clause already says.

fr_freak would get tough with Congresspeople. Real tough:

I think any member of Congress convicted of a corruption-related felony (bribery, graft, etc.) should receive the death penalty. I'm not kidding. Someone who murders one person is eligible for the death penalty, so why not someone whose actions could result in the death of a nation?

Yeah, that wouldn't lead to abuse.

EGPWS is a total populist, if you define populist as "up with landed gentry!"

I have a better idea....No person can vote in any election unless they have paid income taxes for the past 2 years....

And owns property.

That sounds totally American! Frikken poor, if they had any will they wouldn't be the proles they are!

aruanan just makes it explicit:

The scope of the Federal Government shall be reset to what it was in 1795. Changes thereafter will be made in the Constitutionally prescribed manner.

Yeah! Down with progress!