Monday Potpourri Pt. I

Thumper1960 has detailed fantasies about liberal perversions:

I do believe that your typical Liberal wouldn't mind having a power figure hump his ole lady or bang his daughter. Sort of like the old days when the Lord of the realm got first dibs on deflowering the feminine subjects. I would not be surprised, in the least, if many of those Liberals got some pervy kick out of knowing they were being cucked by a prez or a congresscritter or even a community organizer.

ETL fancies he lives in superlative times:

Trump Hits Hillary: ‘Worst Secretary of State’ in History

We’ve also the worst president in history, the worst pope...

2ndDivisionVet thinks we may have surpassed Hitler in badness:

Hitlerian, at best.

corbe has a very small list of idiots:

Hitlery goes into the ‘World Class’ Idiots catagory, right up there with Chamberlain, surpassed in ignorance, only, by Kerry.

trubolotta defends Pinochet for 'restoring order.'

Allende was acting unlawfully when communists began seizing private property and Allende did nothing. If anything, Pinochet was patient and extremely reluctant to take any action but gave Allende plenty of time to restore order. It became clear Allende was going to let the mobs take over. Law and order had ended in Chile and Allende ruled arbitrarily.

Pinochet interceded to restore order. He arrested the lawbreakers and suspected supporters. Those who resisted were shot, no differently than any other criminal might expect if they resist arrest. Pinochet made it clear that once order had been restored, there would be elections and a return to Constitutional rule of law.

In the absence or selective enforcement of law, Pinochet restored law. It is hard to find men such integrity today.

trubolotta also explains that laziness is why liberals hate America:

WHY ARE LIEBERALS SO INTENT OF DESTROYING AMERICA?

I think the answer begins with the founding of America and the fact that it has been the most successful society at providing prosperity and happiness for the most people. It did this without elitists, monarchs, nobles or dictators ruling over ordinary people. Ordinary people doing extraordinary things is an unforgivable affront to the vanity of elitist. In their opinion, it is raw and undirected power they feel they have a right to control.

I think most of the followers of the liberal leadership are intellectually lazy, equally vain and along for a free ride. They rile at the idea that people they consider their inferiors are successful and happy without their help or approval.

The example set by America cannot be allowed to stand. It is a direct threat to the false promises and lies of Satan. I really believe it is no more complicated than that.

Ray76 seems like a thinker:

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polymuser wants more street fights:

Poke a man in the chest and call him a bad name.
Poke a man in the chest and call him a bad name.
Poke a man in the chest and call him a bad name.
Poke a man in the chest and call him a bad name.

Then be all righteously indignant when he flattens your nose and busts your teeth.

I miss Grandpa’s America.

SeekAndFind has divined that Hillary is basically just like Obama:

You have to understand this — Hillary is a HUMAN WEATHERVANE.

She has her own beliefs but WILL NOT DIVULGE THEM until she gets elected ( HINT: She’s little different from Obama ).

However, in her public pronouncement — she see’s things from the PRISM of POLLS. In other words, she will say things that people WANT to hear. Don’t expect truth to come out of her mouth.

elcid1970 has a plan to run far out partisans, which will make liberals super angry. Step 3 is ride the backlash to the White House!

A Walker-Cruz ticket could well prove unbeatable.

Liberals & MSMers would go full foaming savages on them & produce a powerful positive backlash.

The tested tough administrator and the bearer of Reaganite conservatism: what a combination.

Seizethecarp explains why despite the complete lack of evidence, birtherism is still correct:

The fact remains that despite many anomalies in Barry’s BC having been shown to capable of being Xerox machine generated, many is not ALL and the behavior of Barry and his team has repeatedly betrayed dishonesty and consciousness of guilt, evasion, forgery, deceit you name it. Up and down the line they have used every legal maneuver possible to prevent examination of the alleged physical record in the Hawaii archive...even by Governor Abercrombie when he tried to see it!

So Arpaio and Zullo are totally right to press forward with their investigation of Barry’s forged BC.

knarf explains what is best in life:

I've switched from Cruz to Trump ... watching Walker, holding loaded gun ...

I feel pretty good.

you ?

wintertime tries to fit some random kidnapping into the conservative narrative:

What is the name of the abductor?

Could it possibly be that the abductor is an illegal alien and that is why his name was omitted?

Maybe the name was omitted because the abductor is one of the LGBT crowd.

Lazamataz calls America Satan:

I will not be surprised when aborted fetuses are ground up as food for cattle or pigs.

When Iran used to call us the Great Satan back in the 1970's, I used to object.

I no longer object.

DoughtyOne doesn't get why people follow those evil, evil Democrats:

The political drift I’m seeing indicates Trump could very easily win from a third party vantage point.

That needs to be verified, but it’s not just Republicans who think Trump may be a good choice. I’m seeing Democrat drift in his direction.

I can’t believe there aren’t a incredible number of Democrats who are unhappy with things in their party these days.

Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America on the countless black Communists trained to run for President:

Van Jones was going to get the KILL MISSION if 0dungo didn’t get it. I’m sure there are other children who were groomed for the mission of transforming America had BHO not taken the proper path.

This is a communist plot in the works for YEARS, no doubt. The #1 criteria was that the child must be black because black leftists are would NOT be held accountable for their crimes against America.. 0dingo has proven this to be true, for he has committed numerous crimes that any white president would’ve been imprisoned for, Republican OR Democrat.

"I no longer love my country."

From the true patriotism of hating those who are ruining America, for many Freepers flag games just aren't enough, and they have succumbed to bitterness and now hate America itself because Patriotism!

When Freeper ilovesarah2012 posts "I fear the day will come when I will say that I no longer love my country." Many Freepers are way ahead of her.

GeronL doesn't quite hate America yet...

Oh, I am getting closer by the day

skeeter just hates half of America:

I will always love its history, tradition & heritage.

I still love half of it. The other half I hold in complete and utter contempt.

Vision Thing keeps things easy - love the Republican states, hate the Democratic ones!

As long as you say you love the red states, you’ll be fine. The blue states may seem like they are winning, but they are too dumb to notice they are on the road to self destruction.

As if summoned greene66 shows up to declare how NOW he totally hates America, just like he said in 2014.

I don’t mind saying it. I don’t love this country as it is now constituted. It’s become a culturally deviant sewer of a nation, that no longer shares any of the characteristics that elicited the love I once harbored for it.

The SC is about to put the final nail in the coffin, if it’s not there already. A country that morally and legally equates two homo perverts as the same as a married couple is no longer a country I’ll ever support or lift a finger for.

unixfox makes a fine distinction:

Love your country.

Hate your government.

Works for me.

sport makes an even odder distinction:

It is not the Country. It is the people in it.
I understand that the people make up the Country, therefore, we are in one hell of a mess. For now and the forseeable future.

These young Obama worshipers have no idea of the misery they are in for.

So I guess he only likes the territory, but not the people on it?

Yep, Wallace T. hates America; he just reserves the name America for the past.

I will always love the country that was. Love for the central North American entity south of Canada and north of Mexico, not so much.

Saturday Pix

Obama loves hostage rescues!

Our undocumented goblin problem is way out of control.

Those Michigan Confederate Founders...

So speaking of paranoid nonsequitors...

Share if you, too, feel impotent!

The best part is looming Trump.

Apes love Sharia.

She's so happy!

All treason, all the time.

He's almost this petty...almost.

Too generic. Could replace with Bush and get more likes.

Muslims hate us for our strawmen. 

Spotlight Friday: editor-surveyor

editor-surveyor

One of the more eccentric Freepers, ES is notably obsessive, getting into flame wars with other Freepers regularly. Petty little arguments that quickly devolve into "you're arguing like a liberal" "no YOU'RE the liberal, ya liberal!" until a mod shows up and tells them to knock it off.

Largely this is because he has taken the Freeper attitude of personal virtue and correctness to it's logical and crazy extreme. Whether it's medicine, politics, or faith, this guy is so correct that anyone who disagrees is immediately suspect as to their intelligence, loyalty, and legitimacy. Add in a healthy dose of conspiratorial paranoia, a dash of Satan for drama, and this guy basically a headwind on the already faltering Freeper community.

It's not racism, it's hatred of everyone not like him:

"So, in what sense would an American black be wrong in perceiving that conservatives were prejudice against blacks."

In every sense!

Rejection of those that choose to live on the egalitarian plantation, or those that hate America because it was founded on the gospel of Jesus Christ, is not prejudice against any racial group. The historic Republican party embraces America as it was founded, not as the destroyers wish to remake it.

The Destroyers!

If you're not in his church, you're a coward!

The plain word of God is scary only to those that are in opposition to it, like dispys, and catholics.

The plain word of God says to rape the earth into submission:

Nothing in God’s word tells us to care for the Earth.

We are specifically instructed to subdue the Earth.

Feeding the poor is another story, and this is where the catholic church has failed miserably, by spending Yeshua’s money on massive buildings with satanic phalli puncuuating their roofs, and man worshiping art treasures covering the walls.

Satanic phalli!

More God hates environmentalists:

The Earth was never intended to be sustained; it will be destroyed when it has served its purpose.

Lack of Palin worship is a conspiracy:

So many of you noobies are Palin haters; what’s the attraction?

Don't think Breitbart was assassinated? You're not a True Freeper:

Andrew also had pre-existing heart issues so I'm not so sure about the murder theory.

Why are you here?

You don’t have the stomach for reality that a FReeper is supposed to have.

The Forest Service? Full of terrorists.

Sad to say, but some of those terrorists wear the uniform of the USFS.

Lojik

If a terrorist can be president, evolution can be science; its all in how you cover your eyes.

Polls mean nothing - Cruz is on top!!

Polls are for the satisfaction of the propagandist that paid for them.

Cruz is the only candidate that is taking in significant funding.

34 million to date.

Solid proof that he is on top by an insurmountable margin.

Stephen Hawking is an affirmative action idiot:

Hawking has never offered anything useful to physics; he was granted the degree due to pity.

Civil War II - up the butt!

“What happens when “major electoral purges” don’t work?”

Then you give all government officials a Lead Enema.

Rupert Murdoch: Satanist.

Murdoch is an occultist Satan worshiper.

Murdoch...and the POPE!

This pope is occultic, just like Murdoch.

A taste of flame war:

Could you two just get a ROOM???

Do you co-habitate with pagans?

All mass shootings are conspiracies:

Really sick nut cases are generally under some sort of mental care <<

Yes, they are, and that appears to be how they are acquired to do these massacres.

Jared Loughner in Tucson is a perfect example. It appears that he was hand picked by the sheriff to do the job.

The Columbine killers were similar, and it appeared that they were allowed time to do their work too.

Tim McVey was also previously identified as a useful idiot, and steered by the feds to the camp where he learned to do the tasks that they wished him to do.

Laws are already in place to do what you suggest, but they are not being followed WRT those willing to commit these acts.

Antibiotics are a hoax:

No reason to resort to antibiotics.

Hyperbaric oxygen is far superior, and without undesirable side effects.

The Med Mafia want everyone on antibiotics because its total professional security; a massive cash cow that keeps on giving.

Naming of the new (third) party

It's a perennial symptom of Freepers' impotence is their flirting with a third party. They don't even take themselves seriously, though.

Reynoldo isn't the only one to kiss up to JimRob:

Free Republic Party

Triple picks yet another savior:

I recommend we go with whatever name Allen West agrees to run for President under.

GregoTX reaches into history:

The Federalist Party was the first political party in the United States, and most Founding Fathers were members it. I wish that party was still here, the 10th Amendment has taken a beating since it was abandoned.

Awgie keeps it simple:

The American Patriot Party.

Buckeye McFrog may even be serious:

The Poacher Party

Because it will be employed in killing RINOs.

PATRIOT1876 just loads up on them patriotic adjectives:

*Conservative or Constitutional or Constitutional Conservative Party*

VERY GOOD!

For a long time I've thought that Conservative or Constitutional Party would be good names.

Combining them is even better!

I might make a write in for the Constitutional Conservative Party if Jeb Bush is picked to be the Supreme RINO...even if such a party doesn't exist yet!

Ray76 doesn't need a name to tilt at windmills:

Repeal the 16th and 17th Amendments, for a start.

Tupelo goes with a brand(tm)

I am holding out for:
The TeaParty
One word, two caps.
Symbol should be either an eagle or a turkey.

snarkpup's a bit boring:

The Sensible Party

ex-snook may not have considered the implications...

First it should have American in the title name not some birds or the like. Also it should lend itself to an easy acronym. Not CRAP or the like.

So I offer ABC party AMERICAN BY CHOICE.

axxmann keeps it negative:

The Repeal Party...because we have too many laws and agencies

INVAR just yells about Civil War on the Internet:

Why do so many here deceive themselves?

Voting for ANY party - second, third or whatever - is effectively IRRELEVANT given where this country has arrived.

Yet everyone continues to delude themselves that we are somehow going to ‘vote’ ourselves out of subjugation to a Marxist/Fascist Central State.

History teaches that you cannot stop tyranny via civil means.

henkster is the worst Civil War 2 advocate I've ever heard:

I’m sitting out until the war. Then I’m sitting out the war. I’ll willingly help draft the new Constitution when we are trying to sort through the wreckage after the defeat.

Servant of the Cross remembers some abortive Freeper initiatives:

The long-lost pissant 'created' the Falcon Party ...;

and current FReeper EternalVigilance has his The American Independent Party of California ...

The line forms in the back.

Obama commutes sentences of 46 non-violent drug offenders

When Obama does something about the increasingly unsupportable war on drugs, Freepers do their best to rage at it. But Freepers are quite ambivalent about pot use, at least. Luckily, those who are less enthusiastic have racism and paranoia to fall back on, lest they be hypocritical:

kaehurowing tries for a headline that would have worked maybe 20 years ago:

Obama puts 46 drug dealers back on the streets.

LegendHasIt knows Obama loves drug dealers:

Well, as a druggie himself, of course he would want to release some more choom gang buddies.

mass55th also goes with Obama = drug addict:

The doper-in-chief taking care of his doper friends.

RedEyeJack knows if it seemed like a good idea in the 1980s...

This is BS... The Black community was begging for harsher sentences to stop the epidemic of crack deaths. This was the straw that broke the camel's back...

By TMA62, we should never let anyone out of prison ever:

Those ‘non-violent’ drug offenders pick up a lot of ‘violent’ advice from others in prison.

A Willie Horton moment will eventually occur.

Buckeye McFrog really hopes someone gets murdered so Obama looks bad:

This might actually be good for our side.
Could turn out to be Obama’s “Willie Horton Moment”.

Recognizing the weaksauceness, omega4412 hopes for a more radical future:

Just wait until the last hours of the Obama administration, especially if the R’s win the presidency.

thorvaldr is groping for racism:

Any news on the racial distribution of these 46 people? Does it EXACTLY match the racial distribution of the prison population? Inquiring minds want to know.

Of course, if you know gaijin (and we do), you know he needs no facts to declare racism. And move on to ever more outlandish scenarios:

Every single one of them was black, right?

But just wait, this is the beginning:

he’s later going to do that for every black prisoner in the federal prison system.

And the last thing he will do is banish all US nuclear weapons.

donna shoehorns in some Muslim paranoia:

ISIS recruits?

Argument?! But this is Abuse!

Trump does not stint on the hyperbole - it's one thing Freepers love about him. But when Trump calls Hillary the worst Secretary of State in history, Freeper bkepley asks: "Not to defend Hillary but what does he know about history? Hillary was possibly the least effective SOS but I don’t know myself enough to say she was the worst of all."
His fellows find such questioning to be high heresy!

In fairness, advertising guy was probably saving this sick burn for a while:

You put the f in idiot

VRWCarea51 has very specific ideas of what makes the worst:

How amny other times in History have we have a Ambassador on duty killed while overseas because of neglect by a Sec. Of State?

varyouga...Muslims, I guess?

How many were traitors and sellouts to the most brutal savages on Earth?

Osage Orange is not making with the thoughts:

So, you are clueless...

flaglady47 knows the real agenda:

You are defending Hillary only so you can go after your real target, Trump. You are so obvious, lol.

1Old Pro has the best excuse - attacking is more important than correctness!

It may be a generalization, but it's high time the GOP started going on offense.