Friday, August 21, 2015

Friday Spotlight: SarahPalinForPresident2012



At first, I posted some of this Freepers' offerings unironically. Then, I became convinced this was a troll account, vintage 2010. Then I was positive. Then I began to doubt. Now I don't know what to think.



A bit...extreme.
Nobody in US history has been harrassed as much as this — Gov Palin is the bravest of all Americans ever...
And suuuper optimistic:
The best punishment for McCain would be for Gov Palin to send him a special invitation to her swearing in as POTUS on January 20, 2017.
Making with the superlatives!
No politician i9n American history has had a higher IQ than Gov palin. She is intellectually head and shoulders above all others, including Ronald Reagan.
More superlative
Can there be any doubt that Giv Palin has more intellect than any politician in American history?
Another one:
Obama and the Dems don’t fear anybody as much as they do Gov Palin.
See, this HAS to be trolling!
Palin democrats could swing the election for POTUS.
Best post:
“Only the Bible has more wisdom than Sarah.”

This is the best post I have ever read on FR.
Add in some flights of fancy:
The best part is that Trump has promised to hand over power to his VP after two years. So Gov Palin will finally get the position she deserves.
Defense of Bristol's failed marriage:
The wedding is postponed, not cancelled. Perhaps some Freepers can attend the wedding when it happens.
Also of her surprise pregnancy:
Tripp will no longer be lonely after he gets a little brother or sister
Amazing:
I will stick my neck out and say that Bristol has POTUS potential that Gov Palin must help nurture.
Some choice shit-stirring:
Hope Cruz has the good sense to get out of the race when Gov Palin announces...
OK...So clear troll, right? But then trolls usually keep their heads down and don't go getting into venial flamewars with the most obsessive and petty of Freepers this side of humblegunner...

I speak, of course, of CatherineofAragon, who seems to think this Freeper is a troll for some reason!

Leading to exchanges like this:
Check the posting history. It's pretty amusing.

Piper is going to be president one day. Bristol is destined for greatness. Ted Cruz will step down once Sarah enters the race because he knows when he's bested. Palin is the greatest political intellect in the country's history. And an enthusiastic agreement with some crazy statement that Sarah's wisdom is second only to the Bible.


And if my predictions come true, how do you intend to compensate for subjecting me to ridicule? Actually YOU are the troll, the disruptor. You are here with one express intent — to sully the Palin family’s standing among freepers. Whether or not you get zotted — which you richly deserve — I refuse to trade abuse with you.
OK, maybe that's just the direct confrontation strategy that only seems to work on Free Republic. But this is just asking for it:
Hope to see your zot thread read like this:

So long, CatherineofAragon (Posting History)

Hat Tip to sarahpalinforpresident2012

Anti-Palin troll spouts venom once too often and winds up a pile of smoking bones
Now, given what preceded this, one could easily draw the conclusion that this is just a troll who likes to fly close to the sun
...But he's also an expert on Freep History:
Last election cycle, you were trying to get longtime Freepers kicked off the site, and you just a little newbie troll. So I’m in good company.

Are that Pissant?
Bad syntax aside, that's a deep cut for a mere troll to whip out...

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Global drought denial

As the science gets more and more assured, even Republicans have retreated to the fallback position that global warming is a thing, but we can't do anything about it.

But Freepers worldview does not allow retreat from partisan positions. So they have moved well beyond science to an amusing level of know-nothingism wherein the global climate is whatever is in their yard.

ButThreeLeftsDo does not understand a world beyond Minnesota:
It won’t stop raining here in the Twin Cities. Two years in a row. Cutting the grass three times a week and I don’t fertilize.
peteyd sees the drought, but focuses on hating godless California:
And I’m praying for rain in NE WA state. My kids in Idaho are too….Very dry here, horrible air to breathe, and real danger of fires and months of smoke……..

Well here in the heathen state of Calif,someone has put up signs:”Think rain....Now think harder.”
There will be no praying for rain around here!
minnesota_bound has damning evidence of rains stopping a drought, proving droughts do not exist:
My sister in Robbinsdale was complaining about the grass growing quicker as well. Accuweather shows 6 out of 14 days they will have rain there. The local weather channels said that Minnesota was in drought conditions but had to change their tune as it has rained alot. You know the land of 10,000 freaking lakes! (actually around 17,000) plus rivers, creeks, ponds. Yep all dried out. People can see all the water yet still they insisted the state was in drought....

The lies the democrats tell.
Brooklyn Attitude thinks this will replace climate change as an issue:
With the GloBull warming scam losing its luster the left is now seeking a replacement apocalyptic threat that can be blamed on America/capitalism/Republicans.
DouglasKC is not good a thermodynamics:
What about the water cycle....I”m sure it’s going somewhere...
UCANSEE2 seems to understand what's going on, but mocks it.
So.... water table levels are dropping and the oceans are rising. Hotter places are getting colder, colder places are getting hotter. Dryer places are getting wetter and wetter places are getting dryer.

How will we ever survive?
LostInBayport knows you cannot have a current crisis and then another in the future:
First the ice caps were melting and coastal cities were to be flooded, now we are running out of water. Next year there will be no change in the amount of water and that will be a worry to somebody.

Liberals are trans-crisis. They transition from fictional crisis to fictional crisis.
GGpaX4DumpedTea keeps it classy:
“But the Greenies...”

Turn the greenies brown...bury them in shit.
tflabo - environmentalism and science are hubris!
Its Gods earth that He created and only He can destroy. True— mankind can damage it a bit in spots but no way puny humans can affect it on a grand scale. The godless leftists don’t factor this into their irrational equations.
msrngtp2002 lives locally, and looks forward to the environment forcing liberals to suck it:
Just like the deer population in a confined area. Eventually the environment won’t support the herd and some will die off. As the water dries up in these areas we will likely see an increase in communicable diseases which will reduce the human herd to a level that is sustainable.

So choices have to be made - does southern California save the mice or humans? Will all that nice, sunny weather shine on people or empty cities?

Do we build dams to contain water to provide for people or do we save the snail darter?

I choose to live where there is water and I eat what tends to grow near where I live. Avocados and almonds aren’t really in my diet.
Leto is one of the few voices of concern:
Water tables refer to water taken from the ground, this is a legit concert, there was a Japanese study estimating that 40% of the rise in ocean levels was from water pumped out of the ground going into the ocean.

Just because AGW is a scam doesn’t mean that there are never any problems.
The Antiyuppie agrees with the environmentalists, but hates them anyhow:
AGW is a scam (with the A standing for Anthropomorphic).

Climate change is real. There’s PLENTY of evidence for this in The Bible, whether one believes in the religious aspects of The Bible or not.

A common characteristic of liberals is that you either agree with them or you are a dirty, rotten, baby seal killing, cadmium dumping, plutonium spewing evil nemesis. There is no middle ground - on any issue.

Most true conservatives don’t like to see waste of any kind, and want their children and future people to have at least as good of a life as they did. Pollution and profligate spoiling of the planet is IMO an offense to true conservatives. It is absolutely possible to disagree with man-made global warming AND be against pollution and waste and unsustainable living at the same time.
VerySadAmerican puts on the tin foil:
Could this have something to do with Agenda 21? No more home building because there’s no water. Put ‘em all in city apartments except for the Mexicans. They’ll keep living like they do now and keep picking the fruit and vegetables.
Gator113 blames illegal immigration:
I have an idea for you Californians: Ship every other illegal back across the border and then tell us how you’re doing.

I know..... I am heartless.
justa-hairyape has the best of the Freeper memes - 'I'm so against global warming, I'm going to believe we're actually cooling, guys!'
The oceans are not evaporating. That is the problem. They are cooling. We are in a global cooling cycle. NASA is 180 degrees wrong as usual. They need to focus on what they know best. Uranus.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

The first openly gay active player in baseball

He's someone in the minor leagues. I don't think it's a big deal, personally.

Of course, the only place I heard this story was on Free Republic, full of Freepers yelling that nobody cares.

Artcore posts three more times how much he doesn't care:
So, he plays professional baseball and sucks D*ck.

Why these narcissists think we give a crap about their deviant lifestyle is beyond me.
max americana totally cares!
Does anyone really give a Shi’ite?

I do. Faggots disgust me.
NKP_Vet thinks this is an important story, due to the imaginary hypothetical oppression:
If any reporter on ESPN disagrees with his deviate lifestyle he is summarily fired before the day is out. They will approve or they will be out of a job. So the big story is will a reporter tomorrow have the nerve to say what he really feels like saying about this nothing story about someone trying to get noticed.
Twinkie doesn't care so much, he's beginning to hate even hetro sex!
No. I, for one, do not give a flipping Shi-ite. I really wish people would just do what they do in their private lives & SHUT UP! It is none of my business WHO or WHAT they choose to “sleep” with. I don’t inflict my sex life on others; I WISH most sincerely they would respect my sensibilities & SHUT UP ALREADY! - It is just about enough to turn most anyone against SEX period!! That is private business!
Fungi knows that even on gay in a sport ends it forever:
Hey, good for him, good for everyone, correct? This is the end of Major league baseball in one generation. That is the logical consequence of his morality. I pity those in the locker room with this guy.
tumblindice is very concerned on behalf of this player's teammates, all of whom seem cool with it:
From now on when the Brewers’ Helena farm team showers after practice and games, everyone else peering through shampoo is going to be thinking,
“Is Denson checkin’ me out? Dayum! I’m no homo. He better not be ...”.

This is why girls don’t play real sports with guys with locker rooms, etc.
Poor Falconspeed couldn't comment on MLB.com:
Homosexuality is a sign of mental illness. I went to MLB dot com to post my objective conclusion. The cowards at MLB dot com removed the “comments” feature on the Denson story. In fact, MLB dot com removes the “comments” feature on many homo stories. My hunch is that the editors at MLB dot com know that their audience are American family members who detest the sin of sodomy.

Birthright Citizenship

While I have a few more fervent causes, I really do love America's birthright citizenship. It's a rare tactic to take, and I think it's been responsible for a lot of America's success through the years.

Trump, of course, wants to end it. By Trumpxecutive fiat, it seems. The reliably xenophobic Freepers get on board with their usual personal insights about the Constitution:

Savage Beast knows a genius when he agrees with him:
Sometimes genius is so simple.
SharpRightTurn is sure the folks in the 1860s wouldn't have approved, and has a plan to just ignore the Supreme Court precedent:
So the drafters of the 14th Amendment intended that if an illegal alien strayed across the border and dropped a baby that baby would be a citizen? And today, a foreign woman who is close to her delivery date can book a vacation to Disney world, have the baby at an American hospital, and the baby is automatically an American citizen? That was the intent of the 14th Amendment?

If it was the intent of the amendment, then yes it should be changed. But it wasn’t the intent. All we need is a president who will implement a policy of not recognizing “birth right” citizenship because it is not supported by either the constitution or American statutes. If Trump would be that president I am all in for him.
And what about Muslims, bestintxas asks:
so if Ali’s niece from Yemen just so happens to visit her Uncle here she should be allowed to birth a US citizen?

I think not.
Little Ray's definition of 'jurisdiction' would mean illegal is the wrong word to call them:
‘Bout time somebody properly understood and applied “subject to the jurisdiction thereof” in the 14th Amendment. Children of illegal aliens are NOT citizens.
Jewbacca has not even bothered to read the Amendment:
14th amendment PERMITS citizenship be given to illegal children, but does not require it.
glorgau takes pride that people who make policy don't agree with him:
This is something so obvious that most academics can’t understand it.
Hotlanta Mike knows it was all downhill since the Civil War:
Only in the US do we allow birthright citizenship for people illegally in our country...death of a nation.
eartick is all fired up and ready to form an anti-Mexican posse!!!
Hell yeah and call it Operation Anchor Baby Wetback!!!!

Deport the Invaders!!!

Secure our Country once Again!!!

Offer a bounty for capture of all invaders!!!!
Mr Rogers has a plan that in no way horrifyingly runs afoul of the Equal Protection Clause:
One way to get around the courts would be to simply pass a law stating that no immediate relative of someone born in the USA to parents here illegally would be granted ANY rights or privileges for immigration, and in fact would be banned from entering or residing in the USA legally for a period of 25 years.

Then deport the parents. Since Mexico recognizes the offspring as mexican citizens, they can take their kid with them to Mexico. Once 18, the dual citizen child can decide if he/she wants to come to the USA...but the parents must stay behind.

There is NO Supreme Court decision that affects a law like that, although I would not put it past Kennedy to overturn it based on his feelings about dignity...
As long as we're ignoring the Constitution, Cowboy Bob wants some ex post facto action:
And do it retroactively! To at least 1986.
I suspect that skeeter is pro life. But are illegals truly alive?
Anchor spawn is more accurate.
GodAndCountryFirst seems to be putting an antebellum Country first:
Just another reason to repeal the 14th Amendment - something I have advocated for some time.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

And Now this word from Outer Space

Hard out there for a Freeper Jew edition:
I won’t even begin to tell you how my rabbi sold his soul to Obama, as did fellow Chicagoan Rahm Emanuel. It will make any sane Jew cry in shame.

Out of 4 people who held a press conference sponsored by USAsurvival.org on May 22, 2008 (or May 21st for the conference and Wash. Post smear on May 22nd by Dana Milbank), one of the three speakers was Jewish, and as an audience participant, I was the second Jew to say that Obama was a communist and the enemy of America.

We were smeared but sane Jewish writers have been in the forefront on exposing Obama and his communist connections, friends and policies. And we will continue to do so.

There are a lot of red skeletons in Obama’s closet, so we are getting bigger shovels and digging, digging, digging.

Any Jew who supports Obama is a KAPO traitor to the Jewish religion, and a genocide promoter re the state of Israel.

We lost too many people in the Holocaust because Jewish liberals did nothing. NEVER AGAIN!
Jewis crusade against Obama's Communism brought to you by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (madmax)
someone linked a birther thread, and I was disheartened that their increasing clear irrelevance did not have any effect on the usual go-round. I expected this thread on the new black panthers to be similarly well trod ground.

But Freepers actually tried to answer the question. And extremists in denial analyzing opposing extremists makes for some hilariously attempts at insight.

ClearCase_guy doesn't stint on the drama:
Blood and Fire.
Note that while Freepers want the same thing, they always act in reaction to B&F instigated by the left.

NorthMountain finds their silly posturing to be super dangerous:
Their plan is simple: "Kill Whitey".

"a two-hour, nonviolent protest, shouting “Oink, oink! Bang, bang!” and “The revolution has come! Off the pigs!”

Really peaceful, that ...

Bring it, you freaks!
E. Pluribus Unum knows who else was known for violent rhetoric:
Their proper name is the New BlacKKK Panthers.
Resolute Conservative knows what all blacks want:
Free stuff from the gimme stack.
Throwing threatening tantrums? Well thought out plan to get more welfare!

thorvaldr knows that the real puppet masters are Marxists!
They don’t, themselves, have an end game. Everything that they do is counterproductive to the cause of Black people in America. They are just useful idiots being controlled by their Marxist masters.
Old Sarge knows what happens when Leftists win:
What do they want? They've only been telling you since the Sixties: they want you dead.

Just remember a fact of history: in each case where Leftists come to power, genocides of their political opponents always follows.
Anyone remember the Obama genocide when he had a supermajority? It was rough.

MeshugeMikey reads a lot into decades-old graffiti:
The Panthers originated in Oakland Ca......

I saw the Off the Pig graffitti there many decades ago..

these newcomers have simply expanded the category of pig to include all white people.

what line it is that they will have to step over..before they are retired...I do not know
It seems MeshugeMikey wishes for the old, effective Black Panthers:
there werent any Mooselim pretensions....in the “old days”

these morons are all obama wanna-bes
Actually, a lot of Freepers have trouble hiding their desire for an actually violent foe.

EQAndyBuzz knows who is a true black leader!
What are the New Black Panthers up to, and what is their next move?

Ask Charlie Manson.
driftless2 explains the black psychosis with the usual crocodile tears about black-on-black violence:
It's like looking on a group of people, black Americans, who are seized by a sort of psychosis. Here you have one hundred or so blacks killed by police annually (some by black policemen) with only a handful questionable. Even in the questionable cases, there weren't any cases where a white cop simply walked up to an innocent black person and gunned him down for no reason whatsoever.

Contrast that with the six or seven thousand black males gunned down by other black males. Add to that the several hundred black children killed annually by stray bullets from black thugs and you've got to wonder if most black people should be treated with strong, anti-psychotic drugs or given a class in math and logic. As if the latter would help much.

P.s. Over the weekend in my hometown of La Crosse, Wi. there were five separate shooting incidents with several people shot. No one reported dead however. The black pop. of La Crosse is only about five hundred people or one percent. All the perps are black. When I grew up in La Crosse fifty years ago with only ONE! black family you could go years with no gunshots being reported and people being shot. Now it is a constant occurrence. What can we conclude from this info?
Organic Panic feels angry posers like the New Black Panthers have subjugated him:
We are watching their endgame. Revenge, reparations, and black supremacy. They want whites subjugated and they are getting it with the Obama administration.