Al Gore's nobel

When both the hated "Algore" and the UN both win the Nobel, the analysis is light, and the hatred is strong:

AL GORE HATEFEST

Some people react with that peculiar brand of semi-incoherant rage that only the internet allows out uncensored:

Wow. The Nobel Peace Prize. That's the "Miss Congeniality" of awards. As in, "You're a fat, sweaty, ugly cow, so we'll give you this nice shiny trophy if you promise to get the hell off our stage." Gore is a hypocritical, bloated old phallus cephalis. I bet he got beat up every day on the playground. Now all he has is crap-science and an audience of tapioca-brained morons.

"phallus cephalis?" Cause "Penis Brain" would be too uncouth.

Al Gore: Secret racist, polluter and terrorist (it's genetic):

This Al Gore, who’s father voted AGAINST the Equal Voting Rights Act of ‘64 - This Al Gore who refused to allow black secret service near his family in the White House - This Al Gore who has been cited twice by the EPA for illegal mining runoff into the Caney Fork river from his farm in Carthage,Tennessee - is funded (like all the eco groups) by Arab dollars and anyone else fearful of America becomming self-sufficient on it’s own oil supplies.

Also, in an interesting move, a commenter attacked Gore for failing out of the very leftist institutions the right wing generally has such distain for:

The same Gork who flunked out of divinity school, and, in a very rare double play, resigned from law school before exams the next year because he was going to flunk again.

Now, I never got the whole "algore" title as an insult, but seeing "Gork," I suppose you've got to work with what you got.

Of course, many just rely on the actually amusing stylings of South Park, and the "manbearpig" references and pictures abound. My favorite, resplendent in it's lameness:

Man Bear Prize

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HATRED OF THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

2002: Jimmy Carter, United States (I've never met an anti-American dictator I didn't like)
1994: Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat (See a Jew... Kill a Jew)
1988: The U.N. Peacekeeping Forces (Pedophiles Without Borders)

UN = pedophiles? Glad the freepers are consolidating their enemies, even if it is at the expense of logic.

The ultimate confirmation that man-made global warming is a myth.

If the Nobel Prize Committee likes it, it must be false (sorry photoelectric effect!)


To be fair, there are some who acknowledge that the other nobel prizes are cool, and it's just the peace price that sucks.
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KONSPIRACY KORNER

Hang on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride:

Our enemies are doing a bang up job of at infiltrating and riping up all organizations and traditional role models in an attempt to create a new dependence.

Alas, AlQueda's plan to use the nobel peace prize to take down America has been thwarted by Earthdweller

Or maybe it was someone more insideous than AQ...

I always thought his reaction to the election in 2000 was so odd. It was if the election had been “arranged” in some way for him to win, not by any fair or square ways and in the end some one had double-crossed him or lost the nerve. Evidently his ability to manipulate other things such as the Nobel prize or the Oscars is more effective.

Damn you Gore, you stole the election from Bush, and now you're stealing the Nobel Prize!
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FINAL "THOUGHT"

Stephen Colbert asks us to think with our gut, not with our head. cajungirl follows his directions to the letter:

I am thinking.

Assume a dem is the next Pres {mostly due to internal republican politics and our falling apart}.

Would you rather Hillary or Al?

I have to say, while Al gives me a more visceral nauseated feeling, Hill is more dangerous. Al would destroy the economy but Hill would change the country.

Yeah...thinking...who makes you more nauseated?

Now there's a thought.