How to argue with a liberal, the Free Republic way

don't. You might change your mind.

Don’t waste your time arguing with liberals. Your goal is to defeat them, not win an argument with them. Your time is better spent at conservative websites generating ideas, and then go trolling left wing websites to blow off steam.

Never try to convert them.

And not this word from the Old Time Country Jamboree:

You mingt want to teach pigs to sing instead. You will come out smelling better than wrestling with liberals!

But here's the thing! Freepers are open minded, see:

Ask yourself what you would post if you lost an argument. Odds are, if they feel they have no logical response, they will either not write back or they will make snarky comments. There is never a "you're right, I guess abortion does really kill people" sort of a post.

Maybe on FR a libertarian could move a republican to think pot should be legalized, but on that other site you're not going to move flaming liberals to accept conservative ideals.

Cause Conservatives never post petty snark on the internet.

Your time is better spent improving your combat skills and marksmanship.

The best argument is a bullet, eh Noumenon? Oh, so manly!