Royalists

So Prince Harry is on the front lines in Iraq. Free Republic is suddenly a huge fan:

B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?) makes the first of many, many, many references to "balls:"

LOL

It’s nice to see that there are at least two members of the Windsor family who still have balls.

The other one being HRH Harry’s grandma, of course...

This leads other Freepers to question Harry's lineage:

I see NOTHING of Prince Charles in Prince Harry.....

Mommy Diana was clearly a slut.

That was the charming river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.)

But nevertheless, Freepers care a LOT about the prince. It's almost as if they wish they had a prince. One with balls (i.e. in the military) of course.

strongbow:

Sounds like he knows the history of his namesake, Henry V. English royalty used to be first in battle. God bless this Prince. "Once more into the breech".

'Cause war is glorious in Henry V. Wait, I read the play and it really isn't.

And here is a Freeper female explaining balls. Take it away, SMARTY ('At some point you get tired of swatting flies, and you have to go for the manure heap' Gen. LeMay)

That’s a guy thing. They love to rough it and be slobs. Why do you think they go hunting and fishing....???? They love to be together and be grungy, in a war zone or wherever they can get away with it!
For me, roughing it is when the power goes out during a storm and comes back on in 5 minutes... that is as rough as I ever want it to get.

Yup, women will never feel esprit d'corp. Cause they don't have balls. The balls to be slobs. I'm offended by that as a liberal and as a Boy Scout!