Double-plus American

I knew I'd have to do this post at some point. Both left-wingers and right-wingers sometimes think the other side is evil, not merely misguided. And both sides enjoy talking about breaking away from the evil wrong-heads over there to run a country the way they want.

But only Freepers define American to mean "agree with freepers."

Palin had to give a standard non-apology-apology today for talking about the "real America." Enter Freeper "true patriots."

TomasUSMC:

IF parts of this country are pro-abortion and pro-homosexual, they are are not real America. Democratic lies be damned.

Well, I guess 9-11 wasn't really an attack on real America, then.

A_Former_Democrat agrees:

It’s not rocket science to know they’re less patriotic, and less “American proud” less religious, less hardworking, more discriminatory, and lastly, hypocritical.
The truth kills them, that’s why they lash out. It hits right on target.

well, I guess "Former Democrat" really has Dems' number.

Yo-Yo is one of many, many posters proving Freepers are beyond Parody by citing Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impression with approval:

I think Tina Fey said it best on SNL. “Then also too you have states like Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida which could be real, real anti-American, or real, real pro-American, and it’s up to them.”

See, she was making fun of that kind of closed-mindedness, yo dimwit! And there were like five people in this thread who talked about that quote! In fact, GnuHere says:

Gag - if the metrosexual blue-staters get their panties in a wad over that comment, they should be forced to sit and watch the SNL NYT skit 10 times to see what she meant.

What Tina Fey meant? Seriously? I don' think you'll like what she said...

RightOnline really typifies this attitude:

Ya know what..............f**k liberals, f**k Obama, f**k the so-called Democratic Party.
I’m so sick of ‘em I can’t even describe in words.
God bless America.....the REAL America.

Nice. I sure want these people deciding who leads the geographic America.