Tuesday, February 17, 2009

By request: I know you are but what am I

Alexandra Pelosi has a documentary about angry racists who voted against Obama. Freepers react not only by denying that such imperfect Conservatives exist, but also by noting how all the people they hate are the racists!

roses of sharon
knows who the real racists are:
Balderdash.....Hussein and his black followers WORSHIP in black churches filled with racism, ommunism, Marxism, radicalism, terrorist sympathizers, Black Panthers, and extreme anti-Americanism.

THEY are racists and bigots, and they are very proud of it.
That sounds like a pretty full church.

DBCJR thinks that the racists who didn't vote for Obama are Democrats:
Yella Dog Dems are the culprit here, not Repubs. These are the ones still holding a grudge against the Radical Republicans at the end of Civil War, and during Reconstruction, who ramsacked and exploited the South.
Thing is, Dems holding a grudge after the Civil War became Republicans during the Southern Strategy. Jest read any Free Republic thread about Lincoln.

Drew68 goes one better and says that what seems to be racist conservatives are Democratic moles:
I truly believe that many of the loud, outrageous comments picked up by news microphones at these rallies were made by dem plants as in, "Let's take off our 'Hope' t-shirts, put on a trucker cap and scream "Obama is a n-er!" at a Palin rally! It'll make the repukes look like the bigots we say they are!"
Note the lack of evidence. Because all bad things are properties of the other side, not your own.

Vigilanteman does a pretty awesome move unifying slavery with Muslims and Communists:
[T]he fact is that the only people who are slaves today are black. And the only people who are slave owners are Muslims.

However, one could make a reasonable argument that citizens of vassal states such as Communist Korea, Cuba, China are essentially slaves to the ruling elite. The situation is technically the same, although the slaves are better treated, in socialist states such as the EU and Oba Mao's Amerika.
Wow. I guess under Bush we were super free, but under Obama we're suddenly slaves, just like all the black Muslim slaves you never hear about.

I was hoping for some of the broken English "jive" black stereotyping from the 1970s so common on Free Republic but alas, this thread did not deliver. exile managed some pettiness almost as good:

Wait a second, Nazi Pelosi has a daughter?

I would’ve bet that Pelosi was born a man.

First, men can have daughters too. Second, this is a weak insult. Third, it led to a troubling amount of "hilarious" replies.

4 comments:

  1. I love how Vigilanteman says that Obama is "genetically, at most 3/8th black." Where are they getting this? Are they trying to say that they're not racist because Obama isn't black? Or is this how they rationalize the U.S. having a black president? As far as I can tell, Obama is exactly 1/2 black. I've seen pictures of his father, and that man would be counted absent at night school!

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  2. "genetically, at most 3/8th black."

    Genetics doesn't actually work that way (it's a bit more random than that, and one might show dominant genes from one side of the family much more than the other, or even genes from many generations in the past) but I wouldn't expect freepers to care about such a piffling thing as facts and research. As far as I know, the rumours that Obama is [tiny number]% black can be traced to some wingnut journal or another, which is like wingnut blog incest.

    Also, I saw a picture of Nancy Pelosi in her younger days, and she was actually quite attractive. But these people have no taste in anything, as we know.

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  3. Celia -

    You're trying to use science. Genetics is hard and you can't shout when you're talking about it. It's much easier to completely make stuff up and use poor sentence structure.

    It's surprisingly easy to make a Freeper post. Here's an example:
    "95% of all DIMocrats want to abort your children, just like all socialist, muslim atheists do."

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  4. As they say, 92.2% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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