Monday Potpourri

So much crazy this past week! And it'll only get more insane from here through November!

DH's decoder ring is stuck on "paranoid tough-guy."

Ah! Haven’t heard this word (FLEXIBILITY) in a long time. It’s the secret codeword for COMPROMISE, SURRENDER, WEAKNESS and a whole host of other words that actually mean you are politically correct and a “go along to get along” guy.

Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America on the televised suicide this past Friday:

Another white male bites the dust and 0bama smiles.

The important thing is to use every facet of reality to somehow make you hate Obama more.

MNlurker knows Obama just going through the motions of a dead campaign:

He’s losing, knows he’s losing, and is going to enjoy the benefits of the Presidency while being regaled upon by his supporters at campaign stops.

Only reason he’s still fundraising is that the DNC is broke and he doesn’t want to be on their bad side after this is all said and done.

trebb hopes Washington gets nuked:

Let’s just hope that, when the nukes start being proliferated around the world (and they will under this admin’s “policies”), they target DC first and take out a bunch of the cancer that serves as our “representatives” first. It might give us a chance as regular Americans take up the slack and put us back on the right track. I’d bet the muzzies would think that such an act would cripple us and make us easy pickings - I believe it would strengthen us and bring the real Patriots to the fore where they belong. If they start with other cities and leave those in DC intact, we’re screwed.

cuban leaf explains that only girls like Picard:

I was a big fan of the original series. After watching the premier episode of tng, I dubbed it “Star Trek for women”.

JayGalt: if you don't vote for Romney, you're raping America!

Where will you stand when the death panels abandon your Mother/Grandmother/Father/Grandfather, when the Freedoms, our society was established to protect, are a memory? Will you admit your part in the rape of America? It is sanctimonious idealists who are too pure for reality testing that are propelling us over the cliff, from the left and from the right. You remind me of the British who were mowed down by Americans who shot from cover because they had to fight “the right way”. If you take the rest of the country with you in your pigheaded belief that only the ideologically pure candidate is good enough you and Goode will go down in History as infamous.

ETL lambastes Obama for not being fooled by Bush's WMD histrionics in Iraq:

Obama like to boasts that he was against the Iraq war from the beginning. But at the time, everyone, including every major democrat, believed Saddam had and would use WMDs, and as such needed to be taken out asap. Yet it was no concern to Obama? Why?

informavoracious explicates the Obama marriage:

Sexual predelictions aside, I truly believe the Obamas love each other. She loves him because there is nothing he will not do to destroy the America she is so ashamed of, and he loves her because she is an authentic black American-something he can never be. Michelle gives him street-cred.

blueunicorn6 is still humping the "Elizabeth Warren is a fake Indian" meme. And likely will be for the next six years:

Among the Cherokee people, there is the legend of THE GREAT WHITE JACKASS. The Cherokee name for this animal is WHATALYINTHIEF. The legend says that when this animal appears, many weasels will accompany her. She will bray like the sound of the wind through the canyon. Or maybe that’s like the sound of the elk after eating too much clover. The skunks will honor her for the stench she creates.

A_perfect_lady totally talked to real life liberals. Yep, uh-huh:

Third, the so called “wealthy” do not have enough wealth to support this scheme. Forget about taxing them. Confiscate every penny they have and you still will not have enough to pay off the national debt and support the masses.

I've hammered this one home before. Of course, the few times I have gotten it through a liberal's head, they pause for a few minutes and then say "At least there wouldn't be any rich anymore." That's when I realized that their real goal, just as Ayn Rand pointed out, was the destruction of the wealthy. If we are all desperately poor together, they are fine with that. Think of how they romanticize third world nations and stinky hippies living in filth. Once you realize their goal is to reduce us all to pigs wallowing in the mud together, you realize there is no reasoning with people like this.

doc1019 knows Ohio has too many blacks for Romney to have any hope.

Considering the number of Holder’s people in the state ... good luck.

Kenton is gonna make bacon-filled bullets:

Most modern factory hollow points have a nice, deep dish that can accommodate a healthy dollop of bacon fat, which is known to have the same effect on Muslims as garlic on vampires....

HamiltonJay knows the election is basically over:

Obama will not win a single state he didn’t get 55% of the popular vote in in 2008, with the exception of MN. This isn’t a race folks.

Ras is pretty decent polling but for whatever reason even his polling is missing what’s going on on the ground.

I wonder if MeneMeneTekelUpharsin demands evidence of Jesus' divinity, or Moses' existence:

Mohamed was not a prophet. No evidence exists that he was sent by any higher being. I will never refer to him as the prophet.

bgill has a crazy gun-toting neighbor, who he assumes is a liberal:

Another moronic lib neighbor went nutzo over a squirrel on his property. He chased it past a few houses and down to ours where he shot it. We had been away so the dogs were outside. When we got home, lil miss brought the dogs in and started mowing the yard. Moments later the moron’s mama calls to say son shot a squirrel in our yard and left it there. Good thing the dogs were there. I held my temper, hung up and was headed to yell at lil miss but was too late. Clunk, clunk, splat. Lil miss ran over the squirrel so it went everywhere. A 12 year old girl cleaned up the mess a grown man who lives with his mama couldn’t. One guess where it was. At her window. Cursed fool could have shot my kid if we’d been home. Or the dogs. And that’s not even talking about what a-h comes to my house and shoots anything!!!

The commenters had a great time with Freepers like DoughtyOne, taking a stand against toll roads:

You know what folks. I don’t believe in toll roads. When the general populace figures out why, they won’t have to deal with s—t like this. They’ll raise so much hell, their state governments will have to end them.

Refuse to elect anyone that supports them or that will even allow them to exist. Make a point of it.

Force states to spend their gas tax dollars on highways. End of story.