Monday Potpourri

Beagle8U explains why all liberal women are lesbians:

Liberal women are ugly and men never ask them out.

They figure if they look like men then they can ask other liberal women out.

They want their tweeter twiddled and they aren't gonna take no for an answer.

SERE_DOC has a flight of fancy:

If his father is Obama Sr., we get him for espionage, on what he has done (with the willing idiots in DC) them we get for treason

If his father is an American, then we get him for treason, and we still get the idiots in DC on the same charge....

Win, Win

With a special trial because she is so special, sister Nancy not only gets a special "we will let you know what the punishment is after your found guilty" of fraud, treason, insider trading, malfeasance and felony stupidity.

Dick Chaney as well for failing to do his job in certifying the election.

danamco has a whole story about how everyone except Free Republic has been intimidated by Obama's assassination squads:

The reason is the secret meeting with eight Judges from the S.C. on January 14, 2009 one week before he stole OUR W.H. the Chicago-Godfather-AlCapone thugs sent a clear “message” IF....

and then the most intelligent S.C. candidate ever presented, a week later, could not get the ceremony straight when looking into the eyes of the grinning Satan’s eyes. Then later humiliated at a SOUA with all the DNC-asses’ standing ovation and he later endorsed the un-Constitutional obamaScare.

I’m relating to what happened to Andrew Breitbart on March 1, 2012 keeling over on the street, the night before Sheriff Arpaio’s press conference where Andrew talked to the Sheriff the evening before.

Rush Limbo also scared to death after his Hawaiian hospital visit! After 1/14/2009 every possible entity from SCOTUS and down incl. CONgress, State, Municipalities, Law Enforcement, the so called “Media” even the military went AWOL except for a few patriots there and an immigrant brave female attorney with “balls.” From that day on we became slaves to upcoming MUZZIES and sharia law!!!

Responsibility2nd knows government isn't the problem - Liberals are!

Government screws up much/almost all of what it controls.

Get government out of the marriage business.

No, It’s LIBERALS that screw up..... We need to get LIBERALS out of the marriage business.

MestaMachine lays out the Obama is the Antichrist case:

Don’t forget his skirmishes with the rats and wasps. This man is surrounded by evil. People he visits die. Businesses he visits die. Everything he touches turns to disaster. Disasters follow him and happen shortly after he is gone. Every word he speaks is a lie. There is no goodness or truth in the man at all. He has no righteousness. He shuns HaShem and HaShem shuns him. The worst is yet to come.
Anyone who doesn’t believe in the Prophecies need to watch this man ashe fulfulls that which has not happened before. One by one, he has completed cycles we never thought to see in our lifetimes.
There have been times when he has done what seems to have been impossible. You see the world in absolute chaos with his advent.
There is no way this man should occupy the highest office in the world, yet he does and he made it look easy. He has populated his ‘office’ with evildoers and brought strange religions involving blood sacrifice into the whitehouse to defile it beyond belief.
He has called America a muslim nation thrice before the entire world, twice on foreign soil and once on US soil at a gathering of nations.
There are other signs as well. Beware this man as he has CLAIMED to be a full partner with G-d. HE has proclaimed himself a messiah, and his cultists believe. They follow without question.
The Bible says that in the Endtimes, the first and worst to suffer will be women and unborn babies. islam is anathema to women. His stance on abortion, forcing even other countries to accept it or suffer the consequences of his wrath is without question.
He raises an army right before our eyes...and we are silent. Believers are punished in subtle ways for now, but that will change and there will be no doubt.
He is trying to, and might yet succeed, in dividing Jerusalem. As I said. The worst is yet to come.

Mrs. Don-o sounds like no fun at all:

The statute at issue here makes sodomy a crime only if a person “engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another individual of the same sex.” Tex. Penal Code Ann. §21.06(a) (2003).

It should prohibit intentionally (deliberately) depositing seminal fluid anywhere but in one's lawful wife's vagina, but it did not.

Responsibility2nd is not a fan of Trayvonn Martin:

the defense will get to bring in NO_LINIT_*****’s past problems into evidence; bring out the fact that NO LIMIT’s girlfriend lied; bring out the Crump antics that put a bounty on Zimmerman; point out the obvious - that no charges were filed when NO LIMIT died; and a whole host of other valid defenses.

I just wonder if the networks will cover this trial non-stop as they did the Casey Anthony trial. I sure hope so. I sure hope the racists like Crump and B. Hussein end up looking like fools as Zimmerman is acquitted on all charges.

And if the ghettoes burn? BONUS!

norwaypinesavage knows obstructionism is the key to electoral success:

Republicans have finally stumbled into a winning strategy: Do absolutely nothing. Obama is president, his party runs the Senate, let them write and pass bills. Then it's time to negotiate. Obama and Reid are so totally incompetent that absolutely nothing will happen, and they won't be able to blame the Republicans (though they will try).

Tzar is pithy, and racist:

Rosa Parks refused to get off her ass. Welfare recipients emulate her to this day.

ThunderSleeps is a tactical master:

I'm going to respectfully decline to reveal that part of the plan - at this time. But for background, it helps to have an understanding of how facial recognition software works, and to have professionally studied counter-insurgency and counter-IED tactics. If you know what they're going to do, and how...

The Cajun jokes about thermite:

Aluminum is our friend, LOL.
You'd be surprised what a couple of years of college chemistry will teach ya.

Windflier totally heard Hillary Clinton was a slut:

Wish I could remember their handle now, but there's at least one Freeper who attended college with the Clintons, and he recalls Hillary being a skank of the first order.

According to him, Bubba shared her 'liberally' with his frat brothers.

Jane Long sets out the falsest of dichotomies:

Who's most worthy of our assistance, welfare queens or vets who've served our country? Not a difficult decision.

Nachum has some action items that boil down to rioting and suing.

We have to organize. We have to get back into all the institutions they have taken over. We have to get our own media to get this message out better. We have to get large aggressive crowds to get in the faces of their large aggressive crowds. We have to sue and sue and sue some more.

butterdezillion has a new one:

And Hillary has to know that if Soros could threaten to kill Chelsea in 2008, to keep the Clintons from challenging Obama’s eligibility, he can do the same thing any time in order to install Michelle. Again, popularity doesn’t have to mean a THING in this country if our electoral system isn’t sound.

SERKIT:

Extreme Islamists: Head loppers and suicide bombers.
Moderate Islamists: Throat slitters and IED dabblers.
Peaceful Islamists: As rare as unicorns.

So...what about Muslims?