Da Coyote
Not a fan of substance, this guy. I noticed him when for a while he want out of his way to mention poop or an asshole in every post, so he could call it a "smelly Obama."
That kind of dedication is rare. He's mostly moved on to being obsessed with 'slime' these days. But it turns out this guy is a goldmine of short, weirdly repetitive name-calling and contentless screeds.
Not a fan of substance, this guy. I noticed him when for a while he want out of his way to mention poop or an asshole in every post, so he could call it a "smelly Obama."
That kind of dedication is rare. He's mostly moved on to being obsessed with 'slime' these days. But it turns out this guy is a goldmine of short, weirdly repetitive name-calling and contentless screeds.
He's skeptical of sonoluminescence, also Obama is shit:
‘Twould be nice to have just a teeny bit of physics mentioned.Obamastuff!
As is was ‘fraud my bull Obama light is on.
And I respectfully request that these ten “lawmakers” change their ability to intake O2 and exhale CO2.Incompetence:
For lib arts majors, that can be translated as, “Eat sh...er...Obamastuff and die.”
For incompetence, try a graduate of a public school.Let's all be mean to Muslims!
For increased incompetence, try a government official.
For total incompetence, try a liberal government official.
For utterly complete and irreversible incompetence, try a state tax or IRS official.
And - naturally, at the top of ineptness stands the Obamadork.
Let’s all make that our standard approach to the muzzies...tell them that their scraggly beards and silly women’s attire offends us. In summary, they are ugly in appearance, attitudes, and religion.Too conservative to be Catholic!
Another reason why I am no longer Catholic.Keeping it classy re: McCauliffe’s father dying:
Our clergy (with few exceptions) appear to no longer really believe in anything.
McCauliffe’s dad obviously died out of sadness for giving the world such a miserable POS son.McCain - Muslim by association:
ANY US politician appearing with a Muslim should be considered the enemy.CW-II
And treated as such.
CW-II, coming to a theatre (and city) near you thanks to the dim-bulb-crats.No one listens to Obama:
If it happens, remember, a dim-bulb-crat is essentially a gang member and should be treated as such.
Really, does anyone actually listen to (and believe) anything coming of the Obamadork’s pie hole?Why bridges are collapsing in America:
Besides our press, I mean.
When liberals are free to divert funds to support future (illegal) voters with medical care, free food, etc, etc, what do you expect?Obama:
Liberals are slime.
And should be treated as such.
The Obamathing is a dork.Wait, so what does he think of Obama?
Matters not whether he is a white dork or a black dork.
He is a DORK!
Oh, and he is slime.
Pure slime.
The DOJ can shove their homosexuality up the Obamadork’s Obamahole.Slime AND Smelly Obamas!
He is slime.
They are slime.
Slime must be flushed.
Shove it up your collective smelly Obamas, “The Hill” writers.Smelly Obamalike ball!
Those women would have to be dead for weeks for their IQs and leadership abilities to deteriorate to that of your (certainly not my) president.
Obama is slime.
Pure slime.
Flush it...now!
Earth to Apple: No one in the Obamadork administration has the IQ to become a janitor at your establishment....let alone an engineer. Admitting inferior government critters to your building will cause harm...they are cancer, slime, pollution, and sh*t rolled into one smelly, stinky Obamalike ball.The Real Military:
Please do not slime yourselves by having one of their low IQ underachieving lib arts majors pollute your technical environment.
To any real military individual, the Obamadork is scum, slime, and excrement.
It is only their professionalism and ability to withold hurling that they obey (and salute) this bottom dwelling septic tank leaser.
Troll value, 2 out of 10. "Mom's basement" jokes are so old that they dated your Mom in High School. You do get 2 points for not calling everyone gay, as did our former troll.
ReplyDeleteYou might have achieved more but, really, "sad waste of life"?
Go back to the drawing board. Troll harder!
Why do freepers has such a fascination with poop and buttholes?
ReplyDeleteYou are what you eat?
DeleteRemember, they see homosexuality as a "temptation." I think more than a couple of them figure "I was able to suppress my desire for man ass MY entire life, why can't THEY?"
DeleteAlso, despite their insistence that they use reasoning and logic, many of their appeals are gut-based, and rely heavily on disgust and "wrong" thoughts. The ubiquitous "barf alert" is proof of that.
Said the person posting on someone's blog that they don't know.
ReplyDeleteBut we DO know them, from their posts and stories.
ReplyDeleteThe kookiest of freepers are the ones most likely to share any and all aspects of their lives, and most likely to have experienced poor childhoods.
DaCoyote, manc, DJMacWoW ... and many other freepers have all related life stories that have affected them into their adult lives.
There are real reasons why they are anally obsessed, and none of them good.
This whole pathetic blog is run by a far-left Anti-American nutcase. This site is a troll, not me. You're the ones obsessing over people you don't know, again YOU DON'T KNOW.
ReplyDeleteOutlaw Woman, you pathetic Romneybot, you are such a liar. They are good people and love America and the Constitution, unlike the left-wing commie nutjob running this blog. If you were any kind of conservative, you would have gotten over FR and moved on a long time ago. But since you pimped Romney, it's no surprise where you stand.
FAGS!
Oh man the Smelly Obama guy. Five stars. Or is it Five Smelly Obamas?
ReplyDeleteI find it highly ironic that you accuse us of obsessing over people we don't know, yet you call the blog moderator a "far-left Anti-American nutcase" even though you don't know him.
ReplyDeleteEuph and Ozy iirc the whole "smelly O" thing started in an attempt at a forced me me that was supposed to be some sort of FR response to the santorum google/indexing thing.
ReplyDeleteThat would explain it. Seems Freepers (and other RWNJs) think that in order to get someone back for doing something to their side is to try to do the same thing back, only they end up looking very silly doing so.
DeleteThe fact is, if U.S. welfare programs ended tomorrow, at least half of the nation's FReepers would be dead within a month or two.
ReplyDeleteThe other fact is, FReeper stupidity entertains people from all walks of life and from across the political spectrum. You don't have to be "far left" to laugh at their illiterate drama-queen antics, idiotic conspiracy-theory oneupmanship and sexually insecure tough-guy posturing, any more than you have to be "far left" to laugh at a bunch of clowns spilling out of a tiny car. As Funkadelic advised us, "If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."
A message to our troll friend,
ReplyDeleteThe much ballyhooed announcement from Sheriff Joe has finally hit the pages of Free Republic. bgill says, "After reading through 3-4 threads, I’ve yet to read what the new evidence might be."
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3026175/posts?page=5#5
There is your problem. This is why people enjoy making fun of Free Republic.
Of course, President Obama really is the anti-christ, he really is a Kenyan usper, he really is gay, he really is a commie, he really is everything you guys say he is, but it is all a big secret. Shush! Don't tell anybody!
Obamadork is pretty weak. Ted Cruz, despite his desperate demagoguery, has similar academic credentials, so he's a DORK too.
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