Another shooter, another secret liberal

I couldn't do this blog for as long as I have if I didn't find Freepers pretty interesting. But I do mass shooting posts almost out of obligation. For some reason, I find Freepers' reactions to mass shootings really tiresome.
Just coming up with this theory off the cuff right now, Maybe it's because this is the core of their paranoid reaction. Paranoia requires an uncreative, rote reaction. Loathing, frustration, and self-pitty, on the other hand, always have some crazy angle that surprises me. Eh, just a nascent theory.

Some lunatic shot up a sorority house at UC Santa Barbara and had a frustrated, woman-hating manifesto. Freepers start by assuming it's a black or Muslim. It turns out to be a white guy, so then they spend some time deciding he's liberal (something that does not end well when tried outside Free Republic).

Then they hit on their angle. This time, the reason we don't need to worry about gun culture is that some TV psychiatrist speculates he might be secretly gay.

Intolerant in NJ - this guy was a typical liberal:

He sure looks, talks, and acts gay...just one more typical leftwinger - it wasn't his fault the women rejected him - it was theirs - it wasn't up to him to adjust and change, the girls had to, and if the didn't, they had to be destroyed - what's the mystery.....

ROCKLOBSTER does not like gays:

Rodger Was Repressed Homosexual

Typical disease-ridden whackjob.

ROCKLOBSTER continues to help the gay marriage cause:

You certainly are not trying to imply that all homosexuals are potential mass murders are you?

Actually, more of them are child molesters.

Recovering Ex-hippie is just so damn happy to have a narrative:

ME.... I was first!!!I win!!!!

His father? I’d be looking at Mommie Dearest...and then maybe he was sexually abused by the Hollyweird guys.

Kit cat is fucking excited too:

When I saw this guys video MY GAYDAR was in full force, this young
man was as gay as they come!!! Girls paid NO ATTENTION because
they KNEW he was GAY!!!! He would have been a GREAT girlfriend for
the girls, gay men are GREAT friends for women!!!!

Kickass Conservative totally heard the shooter was Gay:

Talking to Family and Friends, I’ve had three People tell me they thought the Guy was Gay and couldn’t accept it.

I think another FReeper mentioned they wouldn’t be surprised if the Perp’s Computer is full of Gay Sex Videos.

Sarah Barracuda felt the gayness, as a woman.

Ive been saying since I saw this nut’s video that he was a closet homo and that is why no woman would date him..most women have gaydar and I saw it right away. He couldn’t understand why in his head he wanted to be with girls but his body was telling him something different. My gut feeling tells me he was molested by a male as a child..just recently we heard about the Hollywood Pedophile ring involving some top name Hollywood Producers, perhaps that is the final straw that made this guy snap

Recovering Ex-hippie smugly wonders what the liberal media will do about this TRUTH:

Male roomates—in such close proximity, his urges overcame him and since he was in the closet mentally, he acted out by ‘eliminating” what triggered his urges.

Ok, lets see the press do this one..Gay, Liberal,European background, anti-feminnist....WHOA!

Valpal1 knows it's just that school makes you look gay:

He’s not gay, he’s just a product of the education system that seeks to make all boys effeminate. He was also a bitter and angry and narcissistic product of our current oversexed culture and a broken family.

On a weird digression, ansel12 discusses how he was a master in the bedroom in High School:

Whatever happened to those women who considered straightening out a queer to be a challenge? Or was that just a figment of some screenwriter’s imagination?

I tried it in high school a few times, that and the “secretly being a virgin”, although I was known to date girls two at a time, sometimes several a day, and had my own apartment.

tanknetter knows lots of guys who pretended to be gay.

I’m not sure about this theory. I’ve known a lot of guys who have played gay (or at least confused about their sexuality) to successfully get la*d. It ususally works about as well as guys claiming they’re virgins. One guy I knew lost his virgnity at least 9 times. There’s a substantial number of women who really get into the turn a gay straight or deflower a virgin thing.

What would make more sense would be if he’d been with a lot of women, but was never really satisfied or fulfilled due to being latantly gay.

Maybe it's a thing, I dunno.

Kit cat explains gays:

Don’t gays HATE women??

Of course they don’t hate women THEY ARE women, just not as catty to women as women are to each other!!!!

KneelBeforeZod knows that absence of evidence is totally evidence:

unfortunate that any hint of gay tendencies that might be found (computer, videos etc) will be covered up by LE or quashed by the press

Well, I give IncPen points for creativity, but he's still tireing me out.

Sexually ambiguous celebrities Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama presided over the deaths of four Americans in Benghazi, with ten injured.

If you’re keeping score, that’s just under Elliot Rodgers’ record.

Why isn’t the media interested in those deaths?