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| Nihilism, beyond even Trump. |
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| Still calling Al Gore a Nazi in 2016. |
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| It's funny how they keep making Romney the mastermind. |
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| It's only a few Freepers, but they are enthusiastic about the meme. |
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| Has he been every superhero yet? |
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| And Cruz will now rotate through every supervillain that Obama once was. |
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| Lets give that horrendous Trump-Batman a bit more love. Especially since Freepers have been really stoked to post it all the time. Can they be so blind? Yes, yes they can. |
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| Wow, this is a bad 'shop, but well chosen source. Anyone recognize the creepy, creepy original? |
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| This is just some kind of weird... |
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| 2008. This is where we begin. |
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| Just because it hasn't actually happened doesn't keep Freepers from imagining it and getting outraged. Those that remain disloyal to Trump, that is... |
ME. Always without a spoon when I need
ReplyDeleteone! - For some reason, this song sticks.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher
guts - Dirty little birdie's feet -
Mentholated monkey meat! - Great big gobs
of greasy, grimy gopher guts - And ME,
without a spoon!! - BUT I've got a
straw! I've got a straw! I've got a
straw! I've got a straw! - (INSERT
SOUND EFFECTS of this concoction being
sucked through a straw.)
Ya'll are OBSESSING again! GIT BUSY!
And keep on wearing those BALLET SLIPPERS! - Love, TWINKIE
Thanks. I always wondered what perks Rim gave the worker grelves manning the scamathon threads. Now I know. Free BALLET SLIPPERS.
DeleteYou should try and get him to spring for a semester at "Lads from Lagos U". Get some proper grifting chops under your belt. The current shtick is older than the "Miriam Abacha" script and a whole lot less convincing.
Of course they had to pick the batsuit with nipples....
ReplyDeleteThe American Reprobate Mind
ReplyDeleteThe secular reprobate mind is filled with violence, moral relativism and lawlessness designs and its actions have ravished this nation since the 60's beyond all recognition of what the founding fathers envisioned.
Violence: Love of guns and endless wars of choice. Moral relativism: Carpet bombing civilians and use of excessive force against minorities, while weeping over granite monuments to the Ten Commandments and Jesus. Lawlessness: Militias who are basically collections of overgrown undereducated babies who don't think the rules apply to them.
I could go on and on, but I don't need to.
They have enough projection to open a multi-plex
DeleteThat whole article is just a convoluted way of saying "You kids get off my lawn!"
DeleteSo none of it really mattered, all those years of "true conservatism" meant nothing. Trump's rise at Free Republic has proven that they were liars all along.
ReplyDeletethey lie only to themselves.
Deleteafter trump's loss, they'll consign him to the same memory-hole as romney, and in 2020 gush over america's last white hope, a real deal named ted cruz.
And in 2020, no matter who is the candidate, Donald Trump will be appearing in all those denigrating photo-shops they currently made for Cruz, Romney, and McCain
Delete"has he been every superhero yet?"
ReplyDeletei suspect even the black widow will get her turn ...
Maybe even Ant Man.
DeleteThen again, how can Trump's hands get any smaller?
finally! scientific proof of the soul:"Bright flash of light marks incredible moment life begins when sperm meets egg"
ReplyDeletelotsa woo-woo and lotsa fun on this thread ...
null and void: "According to Scientology dogma, the soul has no mass.
The 21 grams is the weight of the mind, the accumulated mental image pictures from the life just left.
How heavy a burden will you or I carry when we leave?"
tired&retired: "The soul has mass, especially if it is a fearful, angry one.
The purpose of religion is to help people decrease the mass and/or purify the soul. Consciousness has mass. I feel people’s thoughts as physical tangible objects. It’s easy to prove as I can stand several feet from a person and knock them over merely by touching the traumatic memories stored in their soul. The body exists in the soul, not the other way around."
rangeHoof: "It would be more helpful if it were a little bell tone. No more pregnancy tests. No more lying to partners. Just a loud “ping” when sperm meets egg, two if there are twins.
Maybe as they continue to modify DNA, they will invent this."
Human Extinction Isn't That Unlikely
ReplyDeleteSniggering Freepers go through the stages of anger, blaming, denial, deflection.
They're terrified that their taxes might go up by a few bucks, but they're just fine with leaving their kids on a dead planet.
Your BALLET SLIPPERS will keep you ON YOUR
ReplyDeleteTOES! - (This "election" stuff is getting
really TIRESOME!) IF Bill does not get that
election won for Hitler-y, what will she do?
Any guesses to hazard about that? - So far,
their "Clinton Legacy" that was to be has
just been a big bust. It was to be Billious
first for 8 yrs., then Gore next for another
8 yrs., then Hillary for 8 yrs. for a total
of 24 yrs. of the Clinton legacy. Now, I
guess Chelsea is on the fast track to be
El Presidente.
We will need our BALLET SLIPPERS so we can
be comfy. :o) Love, TWINKIE KIND
Welcome TWINKIE! One of our newest and most loyal readers/contributors!
Delete"Mein Kampost" is... wow, freeperfection.
ReplyDeleteThey're so very punny.
DeleteIs it "puny" or is it "punny"? We all
Deleteneed spelling lessons from time to
time. Of course, you probably meant
"punny".
OK. Well, I realize this is probably
not a loyal statement to make on a
blog such as this BUTT; ya'll need to
concentrate on something else & get
outside in the sunshine & fresh air.
Except in New York & a few other
locales in the U.S.
On another note, BALLET SLIPPERS!!
A word to the wise. Need I say more?
TWINKIE KING (I misspelled my own
last name in this thread. I spelled
it "KIND" which isn't a really good
description of TWINKIE.) :O) Love,
T.K.
Ya'll are falling down on ya'llses jobs!
ReplyDeleteNot many posted on this blog because of the
photos, I guess. :o(
I'm disappointed at how ya'll are not living
up to ya'llses duties as "Freeper" critics.
Ya'll are slipping!
Thousands of "Freeper" posts are slipping
through ya'llses little critics' fingers
while ya'll are getting out in the sunshine
& fresh air!
If you allow those silly "Freepers" to slip
through ya'llses fingers; it will be a
TRAGEDY!
Never mind. I can see the BALLET SLIPPERS
have corrupted your sense of perspective; a
thing which is totally opposite of TWINKIE'S
intent!
OH! THE HUMANITY!! Love, TWINKIE KING
Gaw! How many times must I tell this
Deletething I AM NOT A ROBOT!!
I HAVE CLICKED THAT BOX UNTIL MY EYES
ARE CROSSED; BUT STILL - it keeps on
asking the same question over & over.
However, at least it has quit demanding that I click pictures that
have grass, or trees or fruit or
mountains, or rivers in them to prove
I'm not a robutt.
I AM NOT A ROBOT!! I promise!
Love, TWINKIE KING
GAWRLEE!! MY EYES ARE BURNING LIKE A
DeleteHOUSE AFIRE!!
I only get this malady on THIS blog.
I am suspicious.
A person wearing BALLET SLIPPERS
should not have that problem!
Love, TWINKIE KING
I know google is a liberal tool, but if you get an account, blogspot assumes your non-robotness.
DeleteAnything to make it more convenient for our favorite BALLET SLIPPER booster!
If only all of ya'll could experience
Deletethe wonder & grace of wearing
BALLET SLIPPERS!
You would NEVER be the same. One
day you're just BLAH; & then like
magic - don your BALLET SLIPPERS &
you suddenly become a fairy princess
or a prince - whichever you choose!
ONLY - DO NOT wear them out in the
gravel driveway or on the street! It
does not work! It's like Cinderella
at midnight! Your coach turns into a
pumpkin & your coachmen turn into
MICE!
Oh, that reminds me! Last night, a
little mouse that Boo-Boo had brought
inside had somehow found the front
door & was frantically trying to
crawl under the door - (an exercise
in FUTILITY) - & I, TWINKIE, grabbed
a broom, opened to door, then swept
the tiny creature out onto the front
porch & then it jumped onto the pile
of leaves on the front yard!
Sort of like MRS. TITTLEMOUSE. A few
years ago, I set a little HAVAHART
"trap" baited with cheese & put it in
the pantry where I'd been hearing a
little mouse gnawing. Well; the teeny
mouse immediately scurried into the
"trap". I got to her quickly; and the
cutest, scaredest little mousie was
in the HAVAHART & was sweating like a
hog & trembling like a leaf.
Well. I took her down to the woodpile
down from the house; put her in the
woodpile - then for several days I
left her little presents of all sorts
that a little mouse would love -
bits of loose wool fibers, all sorts
of food a mouse would love, this &
that. (It would disappear by the next
day.)
Well. I named her MRS. TITTLEMOUSE &
now I suspect that all the little
mice that Boo-Boo is lugging in the
house are descendants of MRS.
TITTLEMOUSE (& MR. TITTLEMOUSE).
OK. I repeat BALLET SLIPPERS!
Need I say more?
Love, TWINKIE KING
Ok. I give up, what the hell is "ballet slippers" supposed to mean?
ReplyDeleteIt's "ballet slippers ARE" - & it
Deletemeans GIT A PAIR OR BE SQUARE!
That pretty much sums it up. Only
ya'll will probably reject BALLET
SLIPPERS out of hand simply because
they're popular with "Freepers".
Love, TWINKIE KING
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DeleteAre you insulting my grammar? Because when you use a phrase as a singular noun (in this case, ballet slippers, thus my use of quotation marks to make this clear) it becomes singular. Therefore, you use "is" instead of "are".
DeleteThanks for the answer, though, I guess.
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