Insufficient enthusiasim

Chaos continues to reign among Freepers. Cruz may be gone, and his advocates zotted, but the scars and paranoia remain. And things are not better one tier up the crazy ladder to the right wing bloggers. The obscure ones make their money via clicks, and so tend Trump. But the fancy salaried bloggers for National Review and the like are in a more complicated position - they ave the luxury of resenting Trump for demagoguing away the folks they were demagoguing.

Or do they have that luxury? Because like any good cult of personality, Freepers is demanding that Trump not just get your vote, but your love.
Townhall tries to come around to Trump while maintaining a fig leaf of self respect, "I Am Going To Vote For Trump Though It Makes Me Want To Projectile Vomit." No doubt the strange new respect comes later. But Freepers do not allow dignity for those who bend knee too late, and attack just as if he were voting for Hillary.

In his eagerness to test his neologisn, SERKIT implies that Townhall are all disaffected Obama supporters:

Vomiting, diarrhea, the shakes, and chills are all part of Hopium withdrawal. Trump might be the crass plumber needed to clean out the sewer.

grania looks forward to the journey to full asshole:

This author is just starting down the path to sanity in an insane world. Trump will grow on him. Soon, he’ll be appreciating Trump’s playful humor and thinking about nasty adjectives to describe Paul Ryan. <^..^>

Fresh Wind is probably a twitter bully elsewhere:

#CryBabyCry

SkyPilot doesn't want to hear it!

Kurt Schlichter, attention whore.

Not to be confused with SkyDancer doesn't even want his vote:

So then don’t, you know, for health reasons. Vote for Hillary, maybe you can get on Hillarycare or something.

Albion Wilde also dismisses this silly townhall blog thing:

Kurt is feeling a bit emotional.

Who cares?

Straight from the 1920s, Lent - "Kurt, you mutt"

Kurt you mutt. When you can negotiate through the cut-throat New York real estate market and come out a billionaire then you can call him a clown.Otherwise shut up and take your medicine you mutt.

He said mutt twice. Must really like mutts.

Objective Scrutator - anyone who reads townhall sucks!

This loser writes as though he has a halfway respectable audience, both in quantity and in quality. He has neither.

tbpiper supports the process, so long as it doesn't result in Hillary:

I didn’t support Trump. However, I will vote for him without all of the infantile dyspepsia that seems to have infected GOP ‘leadership’. Trump is the result of the process and I support the process. (disclaimer: this absolutely does not apply to hillery.)

winner3000 tries to inject some pragmatism, but there is no pragmatism to be had:

Trump supporters, you keep shooting yourselves in the foot. Here’s someone who doesn’t like Trump, who wrote an article detailing why he will vote for him anyway. This type of article, especially coming from someone who doesn’t like Trump, is Yuuge in getting others to support Trump.

Yet, what do you do? You blast the guy for writing about it. You make fun of him, belittle him, and just continue to act your obnoxious selves. It feels great doesn’t it? Well, if your goal were worthy enough (win the election for Trump), you would skip what feels good and concentrate on what’s effective.

So stop acting like children and don’t make it even more difficult for people to get in their car, drive to a polling place, wait in line, and vote for someone they dislike. Because if you don’t, more of these people will stay home and you’ll get Hillary.

Do you want to then feel good at that time and bitch and moan about it knowing you’ll find the culprit when you look in the mirror?

Byron_the_Aussie counts personal pronouns, and declares the author a capital-c-Cuck:

I intend to vote for .. makes me throw up .. Yeah, I know Trump .. see my Trump-slamming .. you can Google my CNN appearances .. I was the go-to conservative .. I haven't changed my mind .. anything I said .. It's just that I believe ..

Nine personal pronouns, in his first seven sentences.

Kanye-levels of self obsession is the true mark, of the Cuck.

higgmeister has never heard of Stephen King, and so considers him in bad taste.

I had to Google Pennywise. How does a Conservative Army Colonel even know about a meme like that? I feel sick from reading his putrid article. Projectile Vomit in your face.

Robert DeLong embraces the vomit.

I Am Going To Vote For Trump Though It Makes Me Want To Projectile Vomit

I hope you do Kurt Schlichter, right after you vote and get into your car to head home from the place you cast your vote at. Make sure you eat a really big breakfast before you go. Also please keep it in your car. Do not open your door or roll down your window.

On a site where demands for barf alerts are common, Tax-chick hilariously tries to take the high road:

Oh, get over yourself, Kurt. Everyone should grow out of talking about vomit by the time they’re 12 or so (unless they’re medical personnel with a professional requirement).

Not for the first time this election, COBOL2Java crows that at last the shoe is on the other foot!

I intend to vote for Donald Trump, and just typing those words makes me throw up a little. Make that a lot, and for distance.

Hey, Many of us voted for Romney and felt the same nausea in our gut that you're feeling right now!

So what can I say, pal! Now it's YOUR turn! Feel the burn, baby! Feel the burn! We put up with it in 2012 - can you now?