An odd mix of Brexit, campus protestors, Trump, and 80s pop culture. |
Lets use child soldiers to take petty political shots! It'll be hilarious! |
Abortion back in the news means feminists are slutty, ugly, lesbians again! |
Cleverly, this complaint lets us avoid mentioning the contents! |
The Devil's wrinkles. |
Obama killed America AND was lazy doing it! |
The tantrums are getting more and more juvenile... |
I can't hold out to look up all the stuff
ReplyDeletepeople put on FR. You'uns are wasting
time on that fol-de-rol!
Go clean your toilet! You'uns will get a
lot more out of it!
HITLER-Y is a "Thunderbutt" & Lizzie
Warren is "Chief Lightfoot". TWINKIE is
the Injun around here & goes on the
warpath a lot. Genealogy is a waste of
time! Just assume there's a hoss thief
back there somewhere & try to do better.
HANNIE
ARE YOU'UNS NAPPING AGAIN!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteANSWER ME BEFORE TWINKIE finds me out here
on this pooty tooter! SHE HATES ME!!
FANG is the ONLY one around here who
LOVES AUNT HANNIE. Him & FANG, JR.;
but Fang, Jr. left years ago to start his
own rat killing. TWINKIE drove him round
the bend!!
I gotta run before TWINKIE finds me here at
this computer!!! - I ate BOJANGLES chicken,
mashed potatoes & gravy, cole slaw and
biskits & strawberries FOR LUNCH & SUPPER.
Sometimes I think TWINKIE begrudges what
HANNIE eats; but I don't care what she
thinks! PORE OLD FANG!!!!
AUNT HANNIE
HANNIE is RISKING HER LIFE trying
Deleteto talk to you'uns here on FREEPER
INSANITY! . . and you'uns don't give
a flying poop! You'uns are probably
over at the Pizza Hut gobbling up
pizzas & drinking beer out of big old
beer pitchers! Ooooh! HANNIE does not
like beer. It tastes like HOG SWILL!!
TWINKIE was correct about that Jewish
star bizness! HITLER-Y ain't Jewish
and that ain't a Jewish star any more
than Little Orphan Annie had irises in
her eyeballs!
You'uns are hurting AUNT HANNIE'S
feelings & here she is - risking her
very life to try to help ya'll see
the light - at the end of the TUNNEL
of LIFE!
I've lost muh place!
AUNT HANNIE
Has HANNIE been aggravating ya'll? I
ReplyDeletecannot keep up with that old crone! I
think she's asleep & lie down a while
myself.
Then, AUNT HANNIE wakes up and slithers
in and gets on my computer, hooks up to the
internet & types a bunch of stuff about
TWINKIE! Avilifying TWINKIE! TWINKIE has
been a saint to HANNIE!
FANG treats her like dirt just like he does
with EVERYBODY. TWINKIE treats her like a
PRINCESS & THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!!!!!!
I try to read what HANNIE writes on here;
but she writes so much I cannot hold out to
read all her drivel!
She IS; however, telling ya'll the truth
about HITLER-Y!
Lemme see.
President Donald John Trump, POTUS
First Lady Melania Trump
Yep. Ya'll's worst fears are gonna be
realized.
President Hitler-y Rottingham Clintoon
First Laddie Billious Jeffie Clintoon
NOOP! It ain't right!
TWINKIE KING
Ya'll won't speak to TWINKIE.
ReplyDeleteTWINKIE means well for ya'll.
Calling a blue six-pointed STAR, a
JEWISH Star is RACIST!
HITLER-Y ain't Jewish. That Blue Star
is nothing but a GRAPHIC that is used
quite often for artwork.
Even IF Hitler-y were somehow by some
trick of nature a JEW; the STAR would
be a YELLOW STAR OF DAVID with the
name "Juden" written in the center!
It was not! Twinkie is just trying to
help ya'll not look ignorant! Don't
pout at Twinkie for that!
FANG wouldn't have given a crap if ya'll
did look foolish. TWINKIE did care.
OK. I'll drop it if ya'll will drop it!
Butt, if ya'll do bring it up again with
the LIE attached, I WILL GO FURTHER because
ya'll ought to know better!
Tonight on PBS, I watched a show where a
beautiful tiger had to be shot in order to
save lives. - Out here on the river, we
have bobcats, coyotes and other things.
I hope never to have to kill any of the
animals on the river! I hope never to have
to shoot anything on the river; but if any
of the Jihadists come out here crawling
around in their military garb and their
"eyeholes" headgear; if our snakes don't
strike 'em & Dub don't chew their butts,
& FANG don't shoot them with his crossbow,
I'll be forced to neutralize them. They
will find out what a rifle behind every
blade of grass in America means!
Sorry if this offends. Better offended that
dead! - My aim is still crappy. I try; but
it's the darned arthritis in my wrists.
HANNIE will go off half-cocked; but her aim
IS better than mine!
President Donald John Trump, POTUS
Just getting in practice!
TWINKIE KING
P.S. I dread this "pick out the grass" and
"check the salads" puzzles on here. The
photos are so tiny I can hardly see them.
I have a feeling that "Twinkie" is Jim Robinson himself and not a gross old boring woman. Jim is frustrated that people are discussing him and the other FR snowflakes outside of their "safe space." I sure hope he doesn't get so depressed that he starts cutting.
ReplyDeleteNah, this doesn't seem like JimRob's style. More likely it's some teen troll having a good laugh.
DeleteI'm sure you're right. But it's worn pretty thin.
DeleteJust ignore them and they'll go away eventually.
DeleteNo. Don't bother to ignore me. THIS
Deleteis YOUR liberal forum & it is not
right that I post contrary stuff on
here about Hillary or Bill or any
other of your icons.
It is only right that this become
more of an ECHO CHAMBER than Free
Republic could ever be in its
wildest dreams.
"Twinkie" is NOT Jim Robinson. She
is NOT "some teen troll having a
good laugh".
"Twinkie" is NOT some cream filled
Hostess snack cake. "Twinkie" is my
junkyard doggie found at a dumpster
where she had been dumped years ago.
I named her "Twinkie" because her
eyes "twinkled". She had the mange &
no hair left on her body to speak of.
I took her straight to the vet in
town & told them, "Fix her. I'll pay
for it. I don't know IF she's a dog
or what, but fix her."
So, I left her & they treated her.
She lived well over 16 or 17 years.
I don't know how old she was when I
picked her up.
She was a good girl; better than
some humans I've seen in this
Mortal Coil.
I've had animals who loved me a
lot more than ya'll have. Years ago,
I was walking on our farm & sat down
on a tree stump. Suddenly, I felt
Velvet caressing the top of my head,
like I was a little girl. It was one
of our horses who came & went as they
pleased on the farm; just like we did.
Yes. That's right. Just ignore us
"TRUTH TELLERS". Or as some guy
said long ago, "What IS truth?"
I know what TRUTH ain't. It ain't
the Clintons or most of them, in
fact. The huge pile of MONEY in
Washington eventually corrupts most
of them. - Never boast about being
so incorruptible. Most any of us
human beings are subject to being
corrupted. ("Let him who thinketh he
stand take heed lest he fall.") Yes;
that's from the Bible.
Me and Jim Rob may not be so very
sophisticated. Sarah Palin may not
be so very sophisticated. In YOUR
book.
Ya'll and Hitler-y Clinton &
Billious Clinton deserve each other.
I certainly HOPE she is NOT elected;
and I believe that without massive
voter fraud & illegals turning out
she won't be.
IF she IS elected; FLUSH! This
country for which many have GIVEN
their lives is IN THE CRAPPER!
TWINKIE KING
P.S. I'm officially GONE. I'll try
to keep AUNT HANNIE off here. FANG
is no problem to keep off here; he
is the type of man who, when he is
threatened with being beat up by
some drunk, says, "Oh, you gonna beat
me up? YOU & WHO ELSE!" He's too busy
on ebay to fool with time wasters.
It's not JimRob. He's not that "clever".
ReplyDeleteJimRob's signature is the hysteric double exclamation point.
ReplyDeleteRegardless, I used to be able to come here and read fun comments. Now they're overshadowed by this threadbare routine.
It's gotten really old, and it wasn't even funny to begin with.
I tried to tell people to not feed the troll. It kinds seems like maybe some people are getting it because "she's" getting desperate for attention.
DeleteIf we all want to see this particular person go away, I suggest we ignore them.