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| In 'The Menagerie,' Spock didn't smile smugly, but he was secretly working with Captain Pike the whole time. |
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| Post-debate angry Trump could bring up the Clinton Death List at any time! |
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| See, her father made drapes, so lets pretend Hillary wore drapes to the debate! Brilliant! |
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| Microphone? Or Secret Debate Win Machine?!!? |
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| YOU ARE IN PERIL |
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That flowchart makes no sense. It's got 2 "no" responses from one box. Shenanigans I call! Shenanigans!
ReplyDeleteAnd if your car cannot begin or maintain movement, your instruction is to accelerate? Huh?
Deleteit's been tough choosing but i think canuck_conservative best sums up freeperville's take on a long-anticipated and climactic week:
ReplyDelete"Just curious ... was Hillary fed the questions before the debate??
The whole “cyberwarfare” question was too suspicious ... who would have expected that question in this debate?
Yet there Hillary was, with her detailed and lengthy 2-minute answer, obviously NOT thought up on-the-spot ... how did she know THAT question would be asked??
really .... fishy"
It's obviously not because she prepared, is it?
DeleteJust because Donald is absolutely upended by simple questions doesn't mean other people are just as unprepared.
Here you go again! More "F" and "S" words!
ReplyDelete. . And ya'll STILL, in spite of me telling
you about it a hundred times, padding around
BAREFOOT on your parents' BASEMENT FLOORS
where your yappy little French poodle has
been defecating and dragging her butt all
over that nasty floor that you NEVER mop -
because you think it is BENEATH you to deign
to mop a floor!!!!!!!! That is the very
reason that TWINKIE has told you and told you
and told you, time and again, to get ya'll
a pair of BALLET SLIPPERS in both black and
in white leather (to be fair and not RACIST).
They are just great; and ya'll live up there
in New York City where there's a BALLET SHOE
store on just about every corner - and ME,
TWINKIE, living out here in the sticks and
having to order my BALLET SLIPPERS off the
internet!!! Ya'll still insist on going
BAREFOOTED and getting HOOKWORMS and even
TAPEWORMS.
STILL . . . . None of you BRAVEHEARTS have
the courage to type:
President Hillary Rodham Clinton
POTUS
None of you; because if she "wins", you now
know it is going to be GOD'S WILL and not up
to YOU at all.
IN SYMPATHY,
TWINKIE KING
P.S. FANG has gone up the front trail with
his CHAIN SAW to cut down the dead trees that
need cutting before the wind blows them down.
Many will make good firewood.
I used to go with him; but can't cut the
mustard any more. FANG is almost 73 and
still trying to be PAUL BUNYAN. "BUNION" IS
MORE LIKE THE REALITY OF IT!
He's getting better about not LOADING up the
firebox in winter and stoking up the
woodstove fire until it is BLAZING hot in
this house - and it is not a tiny house!
I used to be able to leave the upstairs
bedroom doors open in order for some of the
heat to spread upstairs; but CATTBUTT has a
habit of going into the bedrooms and
sleeping on the beds like the QUEEN OF
SHEBA! It would be OK; but when she gets
fleas and ticks - it is not funny.
I guess I could leave FANG'S packing room
door open. These days no one likes to sleep
on the uncomfortable ANTIQUE BED with the
ANTIQUE mattress. He keeps it piled up with
boxes that he uses in his ebay business,
but CATTBUTT (Brutus) could wriggle her way
in and find a place.
OH. STOP RANTING! I'll quit!!
TL;DR
DeleteNo one will answer me. TWINKIE KING
Delete
DeletePresident Hillary Rodham Clinton
POTUS
OK. Well, with constant PRODDING,
DeleteMinorshan stuck his/her toe in the
"Hitler-y Wading Pool" that is
mostly filled with the crap from
where Hitler-y empties her colostomy
bag after her ranting "speeches".
OK. WHO ELSE? Ya'll would not dare
LIE to TWINKIE!!!!
TWINKIE KING
WHAT IS "TL;DR", anon? I, of ALL
Deletepeople can't read your mind! Go on!
Stick that toe into Hitler-y's
"wading pool"!
TWINKIE KING
"Too long; didn't read"
DeletePresident Hillary Rodham Clinton, 45th President of the United States of America.
OH YEAH! I forgot. Get ya'll's selves some
ReplyDeletecans of ORGANIC CHICKEN BREAST (I have to eat
just plain old regular chicken breast 'cause
I ain't a rich Dhimmicrat like ya'll.)
Boil yourselves up some RAMEN NOODLES and
dump in the whole can (undrained) of your
ORGANIC CHICKEN BREAST and let it just
heat up for just a minute (NOT an HOUR AS
THE NOODLES will be a MUSH)!
Toss in a few crumbled-up corn chips (not
Fritos). ENJOY!
Oh. I forgot. Ya'll are vegetarians like your
FIRST LADDIE, BILLIOUS CLINTON!
Gag me with a spoon! EAT A GOOD MEAL OR TWO
SO YA'LL WON'T BE SUCH ILL-PUSSES!
Otherwise, ya'll are gonna get to looking
like Billious with one foot in the grave and
another on a BANANA PEELING that he just
absently-mindedly tossed on the floor.
Ugh. I despair. :o(
TWINKIE KING
P.S. FANG is still out cutting trees. Ugh.
I guess I will have to go get him to the
house.
GETTING OLD IS NOT FOR SISSIES - or
ESPECIALLY NOT OLD VEGETARIANS!!!!
Is this considered funny over at FR?
DeleteBecause it's not funny.
It's just odd.
Ultimately you're the only person who knows who you are when you type this garbage, but- maybe I'm different- I'd hate to know that I'm the type of person who writes this stuff.
EAT MORE CHOCOLATE AND LESS BEANS!!!!
ReplyDeleteTWINKIE KING
P.S. Watch it, though. If I have three
"Frosty's" from Wendy's in a week, I get
CHOCOLATE MIGRAINES. So, ya'll pay
attention!
If you could quadruple your retirement savings, would you do it? How about that money you have been saving to send the kids to college? Your dreams can all come true! Bet that money on Donnie to win. It is going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams starting the day Trump is elected.
ReplyDeleteIf you miss this once in a lifetime opportunity you will never forgive yourself, your grandchildren will never forgive you, you might as well get used to eating beans out of a can. This is your last, best hope. Borrow from your in laws, get a second mortgage, bet every dime you can lay your hands on - it's Donnie to win, SO MUCH WINNING!!!
This is Jim Robinson of FreeRepublic!
ReplyDeleteI have a special message for TWINKIE and all the other old wrinklebag lurkers that are always over here looking around from FR ...
I have enough money, so for this quarter's freep-a-thon, please send all your money to Donald Trump instead of sending it to FR !
Pass the word around on the wrinklebag network :
NO MONEY TO FR THIS QUARTER !!!
SEND IT ALL TO DONALD J. TRUMP !!!
Thank you for your attention, wrinklebags.
We do NOT call ya'll insulting names.
DeleteBUTT, ya'll are diarrheamouths when it
comes to BLACKGUARDING us FREEPERS!
Ya'll ain't fittin' to shine our old
FREEPER SHOES nor NOTHING!
WE have MANNERS! One day, before
ya'll know it, ya'll will be as
wrinkled as HITLER-Y and even more
incontinent!!
We can donate to more than one thing.
That is called GENEROSITY. (We do not
begrudge Mr. Robinson augmenting his
retirement. He has earned it!) Ya'll
are just SPITEFUL and JEALOUS, WHEN IT
IS HITLER-Y you ought to roll heavy on
and CHELSEA & BILL for being such
GLUTTONS FOR MONEY!
LOVE OF MONEY - ROOT OF ALL, ALL, ALL
EVIL!!!!!!!!
FM is EVIL! THERE. I SAID IT AND I
AM GLAD I DID!
HITLER-Y IS GOING DOWN, DOWN, DOWN &
YA'LL GONNA CRY AND BLUBBER TO SEE
YA'LL'S "QUEEN" CHAGRINED!!!
WONKERS!!
TWINKIE KING
AND . . if I can hit that little
Delete"I'M NOT A ROBOT" checkmark; surely
common sense would tell you that a
ROBUTT cannot hit that little tiny
box with a checkmark!!!
I am not a robutt!!!!!!!!!! Ya'll
are getting on my last nerve. Ya'll
will probably be so drunk on Election
Day from the moonshine ya'll will be
bribed with that ya'll will hit the
TRUMP checkbox on your ballot instead
of HITLER-Y'S CHECKBOX!!!!!
It is that bad.
TWINKIE KING
OK. WELL, NOW YA'LL WON'T EVEN SPEAK TO POOR
ReplyDeleteOLD TWINKIE!! And me trying to HELP ya'll
get past that HITLER-Y MIASMA that ya'll are
entrapped by!!!
OK. One more helpful household hint because
one day TWINKIE will be gone and ya'll will
just be a standing there a looking, not
knowing that ya'll have just been hit with a
giant BLIVIT!!!!! AND TWINKIE not there to
tell you!!! How sad!
OK. My Helpful Hint for the day is this:
QUIT BEING SO CONSTIPATED ABOUT BEING SUCH
PANTYWAIST PERFECTIONISTS ABOUT MAKING UP
YOUR BEDS THE INSTAND YA'LL JUMP OUT OF THEM
IN THE MORNINGS!!!
Of course, if you're still living in your
parents' basements; you have little choice.
BUTT, It is totally UNSANITARY TO NOT LET
YOUR BEDS AIR OUT DURING THE DAY WHEN YA'LL
ARE NOT IN THEM!!!!!!!
IF you get up; or when you get up, pull down
all that cover off the sheets and let the
sheets air out from where you SWEATED on them
like a HOG during the night.
(We all sweat A LOT during the night. I
think it is something like a cup of sweat!
Nasty sweat!) LET THE SHEETS AIR OUT AND
DRY OUT DURING THE DAY!!! THAT IS AN ORDER
IF YOU WISH TO AVOID "ODOR"!!!!
THANKS!
TWINKIE KING
"The Queen of Helpful Household Hints"
Ya'll have no idea what a BLIVIT is,
Deletedo ya'll? POOR BABIES.
ELECT HITLER-Y and find out!!!
TWINKIE KING
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3474984/posts
ReplyDeleteSad news. After many, many decades of angrily shaking his fist at everything and anything he hated, Dale Reed has finally laid down in the street and died.
He was an original, if nothing else.
"if nothing else" is a piss poor eulogy. lol
DeleteI'm a bit surprised ... usually its the meanest dirtiest old farts that survive on FR forever.
DeleteAnd dalereed was as mean and dirty as they come.
I actually think that dalereed would consider "mean and dirty" to be a mighty fine eulogy.
Dear Little Wonker Butts, Ya'll are trying
ReplyDeleteto IGNORE TWINKIE aren't you? I KNEW IT!!
That ya'll were SNOB WEENIES who think ya'll
are ELITE STEAKS!! or maybe ya'll think
ya'll are HOT POOP ON A STICK when ya'll are
really just a COLD FART ON A SPLINTER!!!!!!
YA'LL are NOT TREATING TWINKIE LIKE YA'LL
WANT OTHERS TO TREAT YA'LL!!!!!! I have
just about had all I can take out of ya'll!
Ya'll are like your MOMMA HITLER-Y!!!!!!!!
POOTERS! I HAVE ONE MORE HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD
HINT to share with ya'll, although ya'll do
not DESERVE IT!
I HAD SUCH HOPES FOR YA'LL, TOO!!!!!!!!!!
THAT YA'LL COULD BE SOMEBODY INSTEAD OF
HITLER-Y BUTT KISSERS!!!!!!!!!!
MY ADVICE IS THIS: Don't be a SOT; but the
BIBLE SAYS TO take a little wine for thy
stomach's sake and thine oft infirmities.
FANG got me two bottles of RED WINE the
other day. He needs to drink a little of
it, too.
Maybe it would help ya'll's nasty dispos-
itions if you'd just eat a decent meal or
two and have a LITTLE glass of wine daily
(and NOT before breakfast either!)!!!!
I have to stop. Ya'll are hurting my
feelings even more than my snotty little
kitty kat does.
I named her "Lambchop" at first; but she
hated that name - and the neighbor kids
across the hill just hooted and hollered at
that name.
She hated the name "Zip", too, and would not
answer to that one either.
So, finally, I gave her a tough name -
BRUTUS - and she came running. She will also
answer to CATTBUTT; HOWEVER, both names are
just awful for any cat to have.
I HAVE LOTS OF TRAUMA AND TRIALS AS YA'LL
CAN SEE!!
AND YA'LL ARE ADDING TO IT BY IGNORING POOR
TWINKIE!!!!!
TWINKIE KING
P.S. Sigh. Here goes the hoops again for
POOR OLD TWINKIE!!!!!
Is this all you do?
DeleteFAR FROM IT!! I DO REGULAR WORK THAT
DeleteYA'LL DON'T UNDERSTAND.
It does not take me long to pontifi-
cate on things! Also, bossing people
around is easy! Just ask HITLER-Y!!
Ya'll should not be PITCHFORKING the
dead, even FR dead. They do not
PITCHFORK the FM dead; though ya'll
richly deserve to be PITCHFORKED!!
WONKERS!!!!!!
TWINKIE KING
Everyone be on the lookout for threads about Trump's tax returns until they get deleted.
ReplyDeleteOverall a bit disappointing but they fall for a Borowitz Report satire piece that Hillary's tax returns burned in 2008: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3475733/posts?q=1&;page=1
DeleteThey also fell for the satirical article reporting that David Mikkelson of Snopes had a racist screaming fit at a business and a police investigation revealed tons of foreign donors paying him.
Delete.
ReplyDeleteNews from Oinks ...
"I'm sorry, but thanks to crabby, obnoxious neighbors in this massive apartment complex, I have to wait until management departs for the day at 6:00 PM until I can "break the rules" by letting my poor Louie out on my upstairs porch leashed so he can look at something other than 4 walls. I spend the majority of my days away from here and away from my computer because of those nasty people. I'll get caught-up with the counts ASAP."
"They're likely demonic-rats. I can get the one in trouble and I'm trying . I have to track her to her apartment to get her apartment number because I've caught her letting her 2 Poodles crap on the grass without cleaning up after them. The other bitch lives downstairs and she's here for the duration. I'll eventually be told to move and that's okay. My Louie is miserable, so I am too. Once the weather cools, I won't be able to spend my afternoons at Dog Beach."
This will be an on-going theme throughout this grift-a-thon, ha ha.
Oinks talked more than once about how much she hated her Mississippi neighbors ... and now within months of locating to San Diego she's sneaking around following her new neighbors to get them in trouble !
Lets all say a prayer that Oinks relocates next door to TWINKIE!
Nary a house even close to us and FANG
Deleteplanted Cyprus evergreen trees for
privacy between us & far neighbors.
Privacy for us AND them. Our other
neighbors with all the grandkids lived
over the hill from us and we only ever
heard them for the most part.
We back up to the river and no one
can live below us in the river bottom.
It floods.
So, ya'll will pray to your idols
that TWINKIE gets a bad neighbor; but
you won't let TWINKIE talk about
YAHWEH or YESHUA (Christ Jesus) on
ya'll's forum!
As long as it depends on me, I will
live in peace with all men - even
"Oinks". As far as it depends on me.
I don't bother NOBODY & FANG KING sure
don't bother NOBODY!! I try to live by
the Word of God, and He says as far as
it depends on YOU to live at peace
with ALL PEOPLE!
Ya'll are judging FR people and also
Mr. Robinson. I don't blame him for
getting paid something to manage all
that mess over at FR.
WONKERS! Ya'll are bigger suckers for
HITLER-Y & BILLIOUS CLINTON than we
are for FR. SHOOT! CHELSEA is
getting paid almost a million dollar
salary for a part time job!! She has
seen the GLORIOUS CLINTON LIGHT since
Bill got impeached.
I don't hate them. I want them GONE.
I just want the Clintons GONE.
TWINKIE KING
P.S. Now for the hurdles; the tiny
aggravating hurdles that I don't have
to clear over at FR.
I type fast so ya'll don't worry. I
was a clerk typist on the Saturn V
Project.
I've said it before. I'll say it again. Stop moaning about hurdles and just make a blogspot account. A couple of minutes will save you from ever having to do verification in the future, and no one can pretend to be you either.
DeleteAs I read this Washington Post article, Finally. Someone who thinks like me., I kept wondering -- is this the real life butterdezillion? Or are there more like her out there?
ReplyDeleteHussein Obama has awakened a sleeping
Deletegiant. Thousands more EXACTLY like her
out there!!
AMERICANS! The kind of REAL PEOPLE it
took to settle and build this
AWAKENING LAND, this AMERICA!!!!
IF you had listened to TRUMP'S
acceptance speech at the Republican
Convention instead of more of HILLARY'S lies, you "might" just get
a clue.
HITLER-Y actually had the cluelessness
to ask, "Why sm I not 50 points ahead?"
Well, I think HITLER-Y is about to
get herself a lesson on Election Day
that no amount of CLINTON VOTER FRAUD
can overcome. They will have to be
loading her fat butt in the back of
that luxury car like they did on 9/11.
BUTTERDEZILLION, a REAL PERSON who
is good and fed up with the MIC -
MUSLIM-IN-CHIEF.
Remember. - TWINKIE told you so.
HERE'S A SECRET YA'LL DON'T KNOW, BUT
IT IS TRUE:
NO MAN OR WOMAN is up to the job of
ruling and governing in this realm..
but, I think there is at least a bit
of HOPE that DONALD J. TRUMP is up to
it the best any man can be.
I WANT THE CLINTONS RETIRED INSTEAD OF
RETREADED!
I do NOT wish them ill; but I do wish
Hillary NOT to get her grubby paws on
our tax money and control of the wars.
DEMOCRATS go in and START WAR AFTER WAR AFTER WAR. Then most times since
WWII; Republicans have to finish the
puddleduck mess they create.
Remember I told you this.
TWINKIE will be gone before long; but
ya'll could do worse. My ilk fight
the wars ya'll start. Ya'll head out
for Canada when the going gets tough.
Your hero, JFK sent American troops
into Vietnam. Ya'll know what
happened there - Republicans got
blamed and ya'll snatched DEFEAT from
the jaws of victory. IF YOU THINK WE
SHOULD NOT HAVE GONE INTO VIETNAM;
TELL JFK ABOUT IT!!!
I'll leave here as I'm not "cool".
When I finally do turn up my toes, FR
will not know about it. FANG does not
fool with stuff like this; just sells
on Ebay. So no one will know; but for
now TWINKIE is trying to hold on until
ELECTION DAY and walk over that rough
gravel to the polls to cast my vote
for:
Donald J. Trump, President
&
Mike Pence, Vice-President
Also, I'm not going to try to do a
"BlogSpot" (whatever that is). No one
wants to read TWINKIE'S "blog".
TWINKIE KING
That WaPo article could describe a majority of freeper ladies ... if it was about someone in Utah rather than Pennsylvania, HarleyLady27 would be the first one to come to mind.
DeleteThanks for posting that WaPo article, I would not have seen it otherwise. It's great.
DeleteI think TWINKIE (if this Twinkie is not a fairly boring unfunny troll) is another faded-away old lady, like the Melanie in this WaPo article, who may or may not be taking their meds, and the internet has made them feel like they are finally very important when in real life they don't matter to anybody because they're obsessed with a political figure. Sad.
DeleteQuit contemplating your belly button!
DeleteYes. I guess TWINKIE is boring.
Unlike "anonymousB", and all the
other "anonymouses" on FM, TWINKIE
is able to admit it and move on.
Ya'll aren't obsessed with the
CLINKTONS? To have strained to keep
a whole website going in order to
LAMBAST TWINKIE & other "FREEPERS",
THAT IS WHAT IS CALLED OBSESSION ON
STEROIDS.
Well, I do have the consolation of
knowing that HITLER-Y, OBAMA'S
LEGACY, the DEMOCRAT PARTY and
BOOGER BILL will soon fade into the
ASH HEAP OF HISTORY after losing to
A BLOOMING REALITY STAR WEARING A
LAYER OF "MAN TAN".
Ya'll don't know what "Man Tan" is,
do you?
Poor babies! IF FORTY really is the
new TWENTY; which it is not.
RELAX! I LIVED THROUGH JIMMUH CARTER
calling me a loser in a malaise and
his hostage crisis and his long gas
lines, high interest rates and little
"fireside chats" where he assured me
that I was a loser in a MALAISE.
THEN - I SAW THE LIGHT AND VOTED FOR
REAGAN. A REAL MAN WHO CARRIED REAL
PACKED SUITCASES instead of empty
ones for show. (I had voted for
Carter; my first AND LAST Dhimmicrat!)
REMEMBER.
NO MAN or WOMAN IS THE ANSWER.
TWINKIE KING
You realize that you are posting as Anonymous, right?
DeleteThis one has some entertainment value.
ReplyDeleteAnother Bush for Hillary: Barbara Bush spends Saturday night in Paris partying with Huma Abedin
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3475831/posts
Vanity: How the Media Helped Clinton Escape His Arkansas Crimes
ReplyDeletehttp://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3476076/posts