FBI reopens Freepers' hopes.

I'm not quite sure to make of Comey's weird announcement that he's reopening the Hillary e-mails investigation. We'll see how it effects the polls in a few days, but this doesn't feel like a death blow to me.

And I daresay Freepers agree, because they've moved quickly from trying to reverse their calls on Comey to be hanged as a traitor to speculating about how the e-mails will prove all their fantasies about the Clinton's evil, from Benghazi to creating ISIS to pedophilia.

AmericanMade is pretty excited about the FBI's clever plan to prove Hillary's treason:

A plan so well executed to date. They got her. Huma the spy, Hillary committing Treason, The Clinton Foundation selling out America. Great strategy by the FBI, they got her. She fell for all of it. She thought it was closed. Lol. The FBI knew exactly where those emails were and how to get them. The wall is closing in and Mexico will proably pay for this one too!

captmar-vell is sure Huma was working closely with scary Muslims:

Huma by merely forwarding the email, made sure the Intel made it to the Muslim Brotherhood, the political wing of the terrorists,

Anyone at all doubt she was ignorant of who all had access to read those same classified emails.

Huma is Hillary’s MB handler and has been since day one,

RitaOK doesn't have a coherent narrative other than crowing that Hillary is sad:

Look, Comey was in a box and has himself opened the flood gate for rampant speculation that is UNSTOPPABLE.

Already, electronic media is rabid with it and in the absence of FBI leaks, it will only continue.

With FBI leaks to come, speculation will escalate even more.

The Clinton Campaign is in a melt-down, already frustrated before this bombshell, because of what they did not know of Hillary’s actions. That frustration has already surfaced by way of Wiki Leaks.

Podesta, Fallon, and Mookie initially looked as if they were suffering a near death experience. They know.

The Campaign itself may suffer defections as Huma is banished and the case against Hillary in full explosion.

Just enjoy it. Still more coming from Wiki Leaks and then there is Anonymous hanging around out there, and Veritas dropping live bombs every few days. Trump may be president, by God. Literally.

HRC -> I M P L O S I O N..

dsc lusts for death:

There must be a capital crime in here somewhere.

Attention Surplus Disorder doesn't need evidence to prove Hillary killed lots of unknown spies:

We will NEVER KNOW how many covert operatives were killed or exposed and rendered useless by her sloppy, lackadasical, and greedy email practices. Revealing the list of those compromised or killed would in itself be a betrayal of top secret information. She had first and last names and addresses of such people. There should be no doubt that some, several, have been killed.

Waaah, waaah, waaah, there’s no proof.

laplata hopes for the future:

I think you are exactly right. Next week will be devastating for her because the FBI will release some details.

advertising guy feels validated:

Hitlery is a murderer PING!!!!!!!!!!

an folk thought I was crazy

ArtDodger's Benghazi fan-fiction is that it was pro-Obama theater gone wrong:

Obama was getting negative polling in his foreign policy running up to the 2012 election. I think the plan was an arrangement to have Stevens kidnapped and roughed up a bit. Obama would do some barking and the ‘bad guys’ would let him free. It was a win/win situation. Obama would look good at home for being ‘strong’, the State Dept would have made connections with the group, probably giving them under-the-table arms for Stevens.

But something unforeseen happened. Two ex-seals stepped into the breach and gave all. After holding off the terrorists for hours, the bad guys just ended up killing everyone. Then Hillary and Obama had to scramble with some made up story about a video igniting things.

generally's Benghazi fan-fiction is that it was gun-running and maybe assassination?

I don’t know if ISIS was intentionally being set up. What I think was happening was that Hitlery was gun-running and making a lot of money by doing it. I suspect that she cares far more about money than about politics and statesmanship. I think she would sell anything to anyone if there was enough money in it. I don’t know if 0vomit was in on it. Possibly. Possibly Stevens was also. As far as Stevens death, I don’t know if Hitlery wanted that to happen (to keep his cut of the money for herself) or if it was just, for her, a “happy” accident, or an inconvenience to be explained, or a loose end who now could not blab.

I’m on the fence as to whether she had Stevens killed or not. I’m leaning toward not, because of the “blame it on the video” cover up. I think if the deaths had been planned, there would have been a better alibi prepared in advance.

Psalm 144's Benghazi fan-fiction is all about how the US created ISIS for reasons:

I think it was to cover the United States’ midwifing of what would become ISIS.

Ugh. When folks like Churchillspirit eulogize those who died in Benghazi, what they really mean is nothing other than 'Fuck Liberals.'

Those brave patriots in Benghazi are heroes.....

May God rest their souls and give peace to their families.

arthurus recalls all the good conspiracy theories involved Valerie Jarrett:

Where is ValJar? Did she take an extended vaycay to some tropical island so when barack pulls out a suitcase nuke as a distraction, she'll be safe and sound out of the continental US? These people are pathologically pathological!

VJ is still the one actually pushing the buttons and pulling the levers. She probably doesn’t give the orders but she gets it done. She would be Hussein’s “handler.” She would be Soros’s eyes and ears and the dagger, too.

taterjay's fan fiction is cloak and dagger antics between all the Democrats:

What about Obama having access to Hill’s hacked computer. I think there are 3 criminals each outdoing the other. Hill, Huma, and Obama. Hillary going illegal with the foundation and computer, Huma spying, and Obama always desiring to finish the Clinton’s off at some point. The next stop would be to tie Obama in all this and then we finish every one of them off. Especially since he has set up his own foundation and is going to be an agitator every day after he leaves the WhiteHouse.

GrandJediMasterYoda doesn't even bother with a narrative; his paranoia is too pure for facts.

I really believe when it comes to Hillary, what we are seeing is merely one atom on the very tip of the iceberg when it comes to her criminal activity. It is so huge it is incomprehesible.

Like I always said: When it comes to the government, there is what they allow you to know and what they don’t allow you to know, and I think this woman is involved in everything that you could possibly imagine, from espionage for profit, arming terrorists for profit, murder for profit, she’s an absolute psychopath and she is a hairs breath away from the Presidency.

That’s why the FBI is taking this measure, the agents were furious and mutinous, hellbent on preventing this psychopath from taking office and destroying the country and Comey finally woke up to the danger, not only to this country but the rest of the world as well. I think what comes out this week is going to blow peoples minds, they are going to make damn sure she does not win this election.

Haha, SoFloFreeper, it's Freeptown, where all the crazy is on the table because nothing matters:

Let’s be careful folks. 9 days to potential victory. Let’s not fall for a hoax or needless exaggeration.