Monday Potpouri

Romulus thinks sex being fun means we'll soon be killing old people:

I have never been able to understand why all contraception, including barrier kinds like condoms and the cervical cap are being opposed by conservatives.

Could it be because contraception corrupts relations between men and women, most grievously in the context of family life, and that, since the family is the original (and therefore privileged) social unit, contraception is socially destabilizing?

Could it be because contraception is an assault on human dignity by conditioning men and women to view each other only as sex toys?

Could it be because contraception conditions society to be hostile to new life, leading to abortion, sexual exploitation, illegitimacy, infidelity, divorce, child desertion, parentless children (and the crimes they commit)?

Could it be because big government and big business see the promise of consequence-free "sex" (mutual masturbation, actually) as useful tools for social control and revolution?

Could it be because contraception is now proving to be an economy destroyer, with aging populations not being succeeded by sufficient numbers of younger workers, consumers, investors, and taxpayers -- ensuring the eventual mandating of euthanasia for the elderly?

MestaMachine lays down The Law:

Any Jew who would support obama ....isn’t.

rcrngroup hates how single-minded liberals are:

If the women are liberals, they will vote for 0dumb0shit, even if he raped, pillaged & roasted a young girl on stage.

Liberalist is a mental disorder, and libturds will vote for a demoRAT, moderate or radical, anytime over a Republican, because liberalism-socialism is their religion as well as political ideology.

That being said, I think that most white women independents are not all that enamored with radical socialist 0dumb0shit, and WILL vote for Newt!

Hmmm. Voting against one party, regardless of facts, due to irrational ideological zealotry...sounds familiar.

crosshairs doesn't think it was Anonymous who took down the DoJ website:

Holder is prolly behind it himself, so it gives this administration an excuse to take over control of the internet.

combat_boots knows why Clinton really shoulda been impeached:

It should have been about selling and giving our nuclear secrets to Communist China, and selling the tool and die equipment to make the machinery for them.

It was and is treason.

But we were not in a declared war.

The man should have been drawn and quartered.

And similarly, twenty years from now crazy folks will still be yelling about Obama's Kenyan past.

sam_paine is done with Wisconsin:

Screw it. Go Galt on Wisconsin. Let them have their filthy mess.

Stop trying to save it and evacuate all the productive souls.

We need a Greece to show the way for the rest of the recoverable states.

himno hero thinks Obama should be impeached for turning America into Mad-Max:

... and add in the anti Keystone policies and you have a no energy, no economy, no heat, no transportation America. No energy to fuel warships,nor jets.

... add in increased debt servitude for generations to come

give our technologies to the backwards barbarian muslims....

all impeachable

yldstrk laments how cool the gays are:

I was driving my daughter and her friend the other day. The friend started talking about these two new gay guys at her church that are “so cool.” she ‘just loved” them.

This is the way it is now. The people that break all the rules are so “cool,” Intact family living within their means and struggling together with their issues are “bitter clingers”

KansasGirl knows Nikki Haley's heart is still Free:

I think S.C. governor Nikki Haley will cast her ballot for Newt too, or possibly Perry. And yes, I know the bigwigs in the GOP strong-armed her into endorsing the Mittster. However, in the booth, she’ll vote for a real conservative.

junta has weird numbers:

My income tax rate all total is < 10%, but if you add in the rest of the taxes easily >45%.

I figgure he probably lives in Somalia.

IronJack whines about the hard life rich people have to live:

Hmmmmmm. “Rich” people buy homes in expensive areas of town, pay high property taxes to build schools, hire teachers. Poor people live in cheaper parts of city, pay lower property taxes. Yet people paying lower taxes get to send their kids to “rich” schools, while suckers paying exorbitant taxes are forced to send their kids to Penal Prep.

I’m not seeing the fairness here. At what point do the “rich people” reap benefits commensurate with their contributions?

Saturday Pix

Jeez, Obama sure is powerful!

I have no idea why this is supposed to be so damning. If Freepers didn't listen to angry white women, where would Palin be?

This election just keeps getting better from a Freeper madness point of view.

Ron Paul is just like Jane Fonda!

I love how in their trying to make Newt badass

Freepers REALLY need Michelle Obama to be ugly. Something about a childish desire for evil to be ugly, especially when it comes to women.

LOL

Man, either Newt Wins the primary and will lose the general, or Romney wins and the rage will be awesome

How Freepers can post this, and then write what they do, boggles my mind.

‘Unemployed graduates’ in Morocco set themselves on fire to protest lack of jobs

Freepers do not have much sympathy for people protesting for economic reform in Muslim countries. And by not much sympathy, I mean, they are particularly sociopathic:

jakerobins wants Americans he doesn't like to set themselves alight:

Are the Occupy people taking notes?? I will donate all the oily rags and gasoline they want....

Like four other Freepers make the same joke.

Blood of Tyrants knows what is to blame:

What? The 7th century principles of sharia law not working out?

JrsyJack has no sympathy for these stupid liberal Moroccans.

Moroccans elected a new Islamist government in November which ran on a platform of social justice and tackling unemployment.

They have an Obama too? Wonder how their Hopey Changey thing is working out?

ConservativeInPA just loves dead Muslims.

Excellent. This is a practice that needs to be widely adopted in Muslim Societies.

Christian1: just can't get enough of this pun. He posts it twice!

“Pi:ss be upon them”.

Freepers dicuss Napolean

So France is making a Napoleon theme park. This allows Freepers to hold forth on their unique understanding of European history:

C19fan forgot World War I, Algeria, the Foreign Legion...

Daily reminder to the French the last time they had cajones.

Jmouse007 really hates how Napoleon acted like a 19th century general.

Will it come complete with nearly 200,000 frozen French corpses rotting on the frozen Russian tundra while Napoleon rides in comfort and style? ...I kind of doubt it. Amazing how good the French are with selective history”.

Kennard thinks this is a sign that France will invade Germany once they go bankrupt.

This is a timely announcement, given the pending breakup of the Eurozone.

The subtext? "If we go bankrupt, we can resurrect the Empire."

This mindset should give Germany pause. Germany is sandwiched between neo-Napoleonic France and the Russian bear.

No Truce With Kings takes a nativist lesson from Napoleon's saga:

Napoleon wasn't French. He was Corsican.

And his rule set France on a path from being a world power to an also-ran. Contrast to George Washington who set *his* country on a path from being a never-was to the world's leading power.

That George Washington - Natural Born American!

Darteaus94025 goes somewhere interesting:

The Hitler of his time: Attempted to conquer Europe by force, Russian campaign that ended badly, dictator, created new “legal” structure, etc.

Except for how there was no Holocaust, and his institutions of republican reforms, basically a Nazi!

Newtgasm

So first Freeper founder Jim Robinson endorsed Newt. Then, Newt whipped out his old, polished "I reject your question because the media sucks" schtick in the debate last night.

Freepers act like he was Sarah Palin or something:

LibsRJerks revels in the imagined traumitization of the media.

CNN commentators now huddling together, liked spanked traumatized schoolchildren ...making excuses for themselves as to why they asked the question first ....trying to rationalize ...

Whatever. They can go back to the newsroom and lick their wounds and FEEL the shame. What they do IS despicable — and it’s horrible for the country. Good people WILL not and CANNOT run for president in this country due to this CRAP. It’s time someone called them out on it TOTALLY.

GO NEWT!!!!!!!!!!

Cheerio is sure Obama won't debate Newt, cause of how awesome Newt is.

America's Pharaoh will refuse to debate just like Nixon refused to debate Vice President Hubert Humphrey, and in 1964 President Lyndon Johnson refused to debate Arizona Senator Barry Goldwater. Barry Zero has nothing but rhetoric and would lose a debate to any of the GOP candidates - and he knows it.

Hoosier-Daddy knows bitter lashing out at the media will totally take down Obama.

I think Newt survived trial by fire tonight. He’s more than capable of ripping Obama a size 13 a$$#0!e...

..oh, wait!

You didn't think you'd get through this without an "Obama is gay" joke, did you?

C210N loves sports metaphors:

That was NOT a touchdown, it was 10 consecutive years of Superbowl Clobbering wins.

That was a quadrupal Lutz.

That was not a home run, it was a three balls two strikes two outs Grand Slam out-of-the-park walk off 9th inning 7th game World Series BLAST.

Beave Meister thinks Newt is like a longtime mobster:

Newt Gingrich the new “Teflon Don.”

SampleMan knows Newt is just like his heroes:

King David and the Apostle Peter also had some character flaws, as I recall. Ditto for Winston Churchill and General Patton.

DonnerT makes the same comparison:

I think it is the “Churchillianness” of Newt that makes me like him.

Oy, this'll be a Newsweek cover.

milagro thinks Newt's ego is the way God will use him to defeat Obama, or something.

We need someone--like Newt--with a strong ego. Sure--he can be arrogant; that's the main pitfall for someone with a strong ego.

But--God can use that ego for his own purposes, and my prayer is that God will be gracious enough to our nation to use Newt to defeat a man who is not only arrogant, but so narcissistic that he seeks to destroy those who criticize him or stand in the way of his accomplishing his "divine" plans.

SERKIT notes that New hasn't raped anyone, so he's fine

Dems should not complain since all decisions were made by consenting adults.

Republican Christians who believe in redemption and forgiveness should not complain.

Journalists who dig through garbage for Republican candidates continue to be hypocrites by not investigating Barry who did cocaine a few short years ago compared to Newt’s timeline under scrutiny.

swpa_mom also doesn't care about family values when you're up against Satan Himself:

character problem???????????

We have a man in the White House right now who refuses to release college transcripts. CHARACTER PROBLEM?

STOP THE CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD.

GOPJ just straight up says family values don't matter for a President anymore:

your daughters should NOT marry Newt. Too much risk for a totally traditional family. Luckily Newt's not running to be anyone's husband at the moment...

editor-surveyor has this nugget:

Actually, Most of Newt’s support is women.

LibsRJerks knows some women just love being cheated on, if not beaten:

Two or three of the women CNN lib pundits stated, “But it’s a losing issue for the Repubs if Newt becomes the pres. nominee”. They think it won’t go over with women. What they are saying that any derogatory accusation by any women, whether it is from a former girlfriend or ex-wife, that women will always be believed or they don’t care it is not true, and it’s an emotional issue to them regardless of truth or proof.

***

I might be trying to analyze this too deeply ...but — you may be wrong.

One thing about strong women — many of them REALLY like a strong man they can argue with safely. In fact, a strong man who can outdo them — well, for some of them (yours truly included)it’s irresistable.

So I don’t believe at all that ALL women will find it a turn off. Some of them will keep coming back for more ...believe me.

Think Rhett Butler.

kozanne:

[Pushing her hair out of her eyes and panting]

Oh God YES!!!!

GO NEWT!!

...

The writing on the wall

Freeper Madness, 11:55am EST - "So Free Republic seems to have become Newt Country"

Head Freeper Jim Robinson, 3:41pm EST "I'm officially endorsing Newt Gingrich for President today."

EDIT: Also like their current fundraising thread: "FR is in open rebellion against the GOP elite and we need your support!"

Those Freepers sure are brave, what with their open rebellion and all.

The Secret Real President

Here is a Freeper conspiracy I had not yet cottoned to.

News Max has totally heard that Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett has Secret Service protection.

Freepers realize this explains everything!

STARWISE sees everything clearly now!

Boy .. that’s really telling ..
It’s all adding up.

mojitojoe has known the true power for years:

Well she is the President so it’s not that surprising. Barry boy plays, Moochie and Valerie were ready to rule from day one.

W. W. SMITH thinks she's Obama's Soviet Control.

I have had a thought or two towards her being Obama’s control. Don’t know if she is a part of that control or just the go between.

Do know that if we the people have to seize power in order to straighten out the mess left by those currently in power, she is on the short list of those who need to be hung.

Rome2000's conspiracy sucks:

It's all about expanding the Secret Service and the rest of DHS to the point that they will be Mexican stand offing with the TSA with butch Napolitano taking bets.

...What?

Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! needs to stop taking drugs.

In the [Ulsterman Report blog] story what was the gregorian chant? Mocking the chant and worshiping the devil?

Does Jarrett dress like Obama and play him and she does this with the chant?Who wants a POTUS that wears make up? I mostly believe the Obama sits on his ass and watches TV in a back room stories the most.

MissMagnolia thinks Obama is a cyborg:

Seriously, VJ is too short & wide to dress up like BO & appear in public. The 'kit' .... betcha it's not all makeup.

I would buy into a drug problem ... either that or the brain implant wasn't working quite right that night, low battery or something.