Saturday Pix

White trash Gender reversal!

Why the cartoon pic?

Freepers love Palin, and the love Texas, so of course they put them together. Also, why are they still posting stuff that was old in 2012?

Soros is old and busted evil, Jarett is the new evil hotness!

This...does not make the case Freepers think it makes.

Why just use the awkward pictures when you can photoshop them to be goofy!

Racist Freepers cannot get of the Zimmerman thing.

Spotlight Friday: GeronL

GeronL

This guy...He's actually really hard to spotlight, since he posts so voluminously that any good crazy is lost. As I write this, he's posting dozens of cat gifs to some random thread. Yesterday it was pics and analysis of Korean lunches. I actually had to do a lot of searching to find the posts below.
His profile has some sovereign individual BS and a binch of gifs. He starts out by noting that he was banned from "Free Dominion" for posting about child porn.
Which is another of his things. Child porn and child sexuality are all over his reality. And he HATES them with an obsessive passion that can only come from lust. Dude has issues. Scary issues. From his posting frequency to his hatred of 'sluts' he worries me. Even his cat posts reveal an obsession that makes them creepy.

Sex in school:

Schools start with 11 year old kids and tell them its okay to have random sex, its a mandatory course, printing uut a route to the nearest abortion clinic is the first thing they are taught,

What kind of sex? Slutty sex!!

with this perverted media we have today and schools “sex ed” class encouraging them to have rampant, unfettered slutty sex, yes we should be worried.

Kate Upton? Whore.

I have zero respect for people who strip for the camera, I consider them prostitutes

Glee? Full of offensive storylines he makes up in his head.

a [Glee] storyline you cite as being offensive never even happened. So I was wanting to know what episodes you had watched, if any.

all of them are offensive

The Catholic Church pedophiles, though? They're off the hook.

The biggest difference is that a church has a very limited pool of victims while government can do whatever it wants, who is going to arrest the government?

No media is as conservative as GeronL demands!

The problem is that there is no conservative TV media in this country at all. There never will be either.

No apologies!

anyone who apoligizes is OUT!

If only people knew the REAL science.

The majority have been brainwashed to reject basic scientific and biological facts.

Women in the military has ruined everything:

the US military is officially over, eventually

Gay people keep raping his mind!

No one would know they were gay if they weren’t in peoples faces about it and shoving it down their throats.

Straight perverts!!

Gay activists are some of the most evil and vile people you would ever care to meet. I can't tell you how many times that have said to, “Fu!k your God.” When the Scriptures talk about God giving homosexuals over to a debased mind, He wasn't exaggerating.

You know what, I think the minds of a lot of the straight perverts are the same way.

His hypothetical parenting plan:

I have never liked parties so I wouldn’t know. I also have never seen a flyer for a party.

If I had kids, I would tell them when they are old enough to have sex, they have to move out.

He's never liked parties. Shocking.

And, finally, his reaction to Freepers laughing off Santorum's war on porn:

Always amazing how many Freepers have no problem with kiddie porn

Putin v. Obama

It's remarkable, the Freeper love of Putin, and hatred of Obama's America. But it is never so evident (and so clearly petty) as their reaction to the recent Obama refusal to meet with Putin after Russia gave Snowden temporary asylum.

Texas Eagle knows who wins all conflicts between Russia and US so far as he's concerned!

Oh. Soetoro snubbed Putin! Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa!

Who writes this stuff for Obama's Press Corpse? This is good stuff.

ontap agrees:

Truth be known....every time fearless leader engages Putin he gets his clock cleaned!!!

Doogle is really impressed with Putin:

....Odungo don’t want Putin to overshadow him again without saying a word.

Walrus is making it a bit...weird:

Obama’s afraid of getting dominated by a real man.

Georgia Girl 2 loves bullies:

He’s afraid to meet with a guy who might beat him up and take his lunch money.

Piranha reminds is Obama is gay:

I think it is mostly the gay rights issue that set off Obama.

Quickgun writes in country dialect for some reason:

Putin ain’t skeered of you, ‘Bammy....

OKSooner dos not approve of Putin's assassination policies, allows it if he ticks of Obama!

Gotta say it... Ol' Vlad is an evil, bad, KGB dude who seems not to think much of say, poisoning innocent people with polonium.

Can't say I'd want to shake his hand for the way he continues to piss down 0's leg, but... I would buy him lunch for it.

Huskrrrr has just the actor to play Putin in the movie:

Obama vs. Putin. Like Pee Wee Herman vs Sylvestor Stallone.

hoosiermama knows all the best leaders are KGB trained:

When your leader is aligned with the black Muslim drug gang of Chicago compared to KGB trained experienced leader , what else can one expect?

jimjohn believes in the Russian Democracy:

So far, winner: Putin.

Reasons: His political stock (and respect) just went up in the world. You folks may not have heard, but during his African trip, a few of the leaders over there refused to meet with him too, it just wasn’t reported too much in the news.

And another thing: The anti-gay policies (wise, in my opinion) aren’t just Putin. I believe the votes in their legislature were either unanimous, or pretty close to it.

MinuteGal doesn't remember the Cold War, I guess:

Obama is singlehandedly bringing back the Cold War.

Thanks, Bammie, we needed that (slapping our cheeks).

(I knew the word "Snowden" had an ominious ring to it).

Brrrr........

As a Christian, don-o was born in the wrong country:

Being a Christian first and an American second, I have never totally bought into the “American exceptionalism”. Legalized murder of the unborn is a major factor in that.

It’s just breath taking to see Russia moving toward righteousness as America moves in the opposite direction.

bkopto knows real leadership is done by shirtless autocrats!

The estogen-soaked foreign "policy" of this administration is a contruct by Valerie Jarrett, Samantha Power, Susan Rice, John F'n Kerry, the Gay-Boy himself, and who knows how many other sniveling weaklings, historically-illiterate losers, starry-eyed sophomores, and amateurs.

GBA knows all it takes to be Christian is to criminalize gayness. Also, Putin will soon rule the world...

I used to think that Bill Clinton was the luckiest politician ever chosen by fate, but now I think the honor goes to Vladamir Putin. They quit being the Soviet Union when marxism killed them and ol' Vlad is in charge as they are reborn as Christian Russia. Never saw that coming.

We, otoh, have embraced that marxism and done everything possible to turn away from freedom, liberty and our judeochristian foundations in favor of a totalitarian state.

That, I did see coming. We now mock and ignore the warnings we used to heed and fear and voted to be lead by someone the world will now or soon will mock and ignore.

And, in our nation's abdication, Vlad Putin will become the world's defacto leader. Luckiest politician chosen by fate. Did not see that coming. I should play more chess.

I wonder what world rovenstinez lives in?

Putin has [Obama] in a corner, and has the trump cards. Al Queda has them running for cover and he knows that the house of cards is falling.

Jeff Head knows who got all Putin's respect:

Putin is probably relieved he does not have to sit around and listen to the narcissist pansy go on and on about himself.

George Bush knew how to deal with Putin.

And Putin knew it and respected it.

Always bet on Black

Wow Anon, or Anons - this is a beauty!

Whenever there's a crime, Freepers have taken to assuming it's a black guy, or maybe a Muslim until prove otherwise. This is quite convenient for their white-guy-victim narrative. And hey, when it's affirmitavely proved to be a white guy, they kinda still believe it wasn't.

This the comedy of crazy that is this incident where someone ran their car into a crowd in LA. Guy turned out to be white. Watch as Freepers turn from smug assumption to stubborn straw-grabbing in moments:

X-spurt lays out the only possibilities:

Arrested but MSM posts no ID? That can only mean three things, either the perp is a democrat, a muslim or a holderite.

Vigilanteman seconds:

Yep. 100% chance of one of the three. 50% chance of two of the three. 33% chance of all three.

Vigilanteman adds a codicil:

Ah you left out the other protected class....illegal alien

They are part of the “Democrat” subset. As are psychopaths, the criminally insane, child molesters and homosexuals . . .

Menehune56 wonders if the DREAM act has released another killer:

“Driver fled the scene” is illegal alien behavior. Maybe a dreamer?

missnry splits the difference between Muslim and black:

Obama Brotherhood member???

Progov allows that this might just be revenge for Zimmerman:

I'll take door number 2, a “muzzie”

Then again, it could be another disgruntled “I'm Trayvon”

Either way, the absence of ANY hint to the perps description has been eradicated from the story. What did the eye witnesses say he looked like?

ErnBatavia knows what The Pot does to young people:

Given as this was Venice Beach, it could just be a stoner druggie.

jimbo123 found a video of the white guy, though he's not quite able to see into reality as of yet:

Looks like a Muzzie to me.

livius knows ANYONE can be a Muslim:

He does look like a sort of standard model young white guy of no particularly identifiable ethnic group.

There’s nothing that prevents him from being a Muslim convert or even from a traditionally Muslim European group (such as Bosnian) or even Chechen, some of whom are very fair skinned.

A_perfect_lady notes that this crime is a cut above what Muslims do:

Oh, they brag once they’re caught, but they don’t usually turn themselves in. Once I heard he’d done that, I figured “garden variety crazy,” although I’d still like to know more.

Later, there's a thread trying to reintegrate with reality: Where is Nathan Louis Campbell's mug shot? [Vanity]. It's mostly arguing about proper Internet sleuthing, but also has thread starter:

Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America trying really hard:

Kinda weird that Colorado had an alert out for a possible terrorist attack at Catholic churches, then it turns out this guy is from Colorado. How does a transient get a new car? Or, did he find a car with keys in the ignition? It has paper plates. Was this guy ‘hired’ by terrorists, gubmint or one of those white converts to Islam? Maybe a meth withdrawal?

And by next month, they'll never talk about it, but vaguely remember that one Muslim/black who plowed into a crowd with a car, and they'll still complain that the press not reporting color means it's one of Obama's sons...

Medicare Hypocrisy

Rest assured, Anonymous, I'll always respond to begging.

Hypocrisy doesn't get more blatant than this. Freepers line up to become the parasite class on filthy government medicare, and don't even bother to address it's big government nature:

afraidfortherepublic has been giving the Commies at AARP money, and loving it!

We have the AARP (yes, I know) supplemental insurance. It’s been great. It’s cheap and it covers more than you think. It’s even got dental in it and some hearing insurance.

I just had my knee replaced. The bill was $50,000 with $15,000 in patient rehab. I had to pay $1060 on the first bill, and $700 for the rehab. I had outpatient rehab too, and I haven’t seen a bill for that yet.

My husband had a brain tumor removed. The bill was more than $100,000 and we paid less than $3000 for it.

I have no complaints about Medicare and AARP insurance.

VerySadAmerican explains Medicare is actually private. Also, he freeloads on Canada:

Medicare is really private insurance sold through the government. There are lots of plans. Just be sure to have a calculator handy when trying to figure it out.

As for Part D, we ran the numbers and it’s actually cheaper for my wife to buy drugs from Canada that pay the premiums and co-pays with Medicare. If you take a lot of drugs, especially if they’re name brand, the co-pays are high. And on some of the plans the co-pays on generics are higher than what the pharmacy charges. You have to really look at it close.

ErnBatavia Couldn't wait to start racking up the government services:

Wifey and I (born a week apart) couldn't wait to get on Medicare and enroll in supplementals last spring.

We're spending around $9,000 less per year, and our current setup covers everything with no deductibles or copays.

We both had cataract surgeries last fall, and I had my gallbladder blow out; as well she overnighted in the hospital after an angioplasty -- zero out of pocket other than monthly Blue Shield Plan F dues.

Vanders9 takes the Luddite approach:

There are several golden rules to follow with healthcare.

1) AVOID doctors, nurses, hospitals and anything else connected to the medical profession as much as you possibly can. Hospitals are terrible places. They are full of sick people, and therefore nasty bugs.

2) "Moderation in all things will do you no harm" is not totally sound advice, but its not a bad rule of thumb regarding exercise, diet, work, rest, play etc

3) Never put anything inside any part of your body that wasnt designed to go there.

4) Related to 3) - never take any kind of pill, medicine, salve or ointment unless some doctor specifically tells you it is absolutely neccesary. Once you get into taking these things regularly it usually snowballs until half the concoctions you are taking are simply countering the unforseen side effects of the other half.

5) Pain is a great gift. It sets out boundaries for life. Forget this "go for the burn" business. If it hurts it probably means its damaging in some way. Stop doing whatever it is.

6) Prevention is WAY better than cure. Hence the first post - try not to be ill.

Gay State Conservative is the only one who mentions Obama is going to kill all Medicare patients:

Well,for one thing...be aware that you'll be a member of the first group subject to death panels,waiting lists for everything from X-rays to appointments with a cancer specialist to an opening at a hospital for heart surgery. That is unless you're rich,powerful or “connected”.

Washington Post to be sold to Jeff Bezos

This story is getting way overplayed by the press, IMO. No actual change of editorial policy has happened, or is even forcasted. Luckily, among their many skills, taking a non-story and making it into a partisan ragefest is something of a Freeper specialty.

DoughtyOne looks forwards to the death of print media:

That’s okay. I give it about three years before he’s selling it for 10 cents on the dollar.

GeronL knows what the future holds:

Now it will become a real lefty rag.

GeronL follows up by saying it with bitter, revealing satire!

Comrade Bezos takes charge of DC Pravda

For the greater glory of the order of Obama, the great and wonderful Jeff Bezos, his magnificance has graced the presence of this journal of leftist opinion. May Vladimir himself smile down in this most wonderful of unions, allowing us to continue to smite thine enemies of socialism.

Comrade Barack Obama, President and Chairman of the USSA is pleased with this union and his wise benevolence is praiseworthy indeed. Glory to the future of the socialist USSA!

GeronL can't stop:

Now to be known as the The Washington People's Daily

Da Coyote pipes up with his usual contentless excuse to call Obama poop:

My first thought was that the Democratic Party purchased it.

But, I realized that there was no reason to waste money on something that already is well inserted up the Obamabutt.

Carry_Okie knows the problem is that democracy makes rich people too powerful:

It is easy to manipulate the value of an asset with the power of the press simply by promoting or panning it. When government gets too democratic, manipulating majority opinion is a way to use government to manipulate asset value, whether by ginning up regulations, lawsuits, or simply calling into question product safety. Even the timing of a news release can control the degree of profit made in the stock market.

Hence, the power to manipulate public opinion is a profitable asset even if the advertising and subscription revenues do not support continuing operations. Power is effectively power for sale. Always has been.

Moonman62 thinks this may be something patronizing for the wife:

I agree it's a terrible investment, but $250 million is about one hundredth of his wealth. This is his ticket to political influence and a more powerful social circle. Or maybe he'll give it to his wife so she can have a hobby.

stephenjohnbanker responds to posts about how Bezos's fortune may indicate some savvy by explaining that Bezos isn't really rich:

Bezos is buying stuff because his stock(like others) is way overpriced. He is playing with “funny money”

It wouldn't be Free Republic without someone like Lancey Howard sensing gayness!

Bezos is a faggot? That explains his poor judgment.

SamAdams76 has a folksy a trip down Imagination Lane:

The way things are going, I should be able to afford to purchase the New York Times in about five more years.

I shall fire the entire editorial staff and will hire some Freepers to produce the editorials. I will run a "Caption This" contest on the front page and let people submit their captions online. Whoever comes up with the best caption of the day will win a free steak dinner at Sparks Steakhouse.

It will be a fun hobby for me and I'm looking forward to it. I might even get to hang out at Martha's Vineyard with the "beautiful people" every once in a while.

P.S. thanks for all your kind words and suggestions on the beach. Should have some good stories from the fodder y'all sent me tomorrow.

RNC to debate only on FOX?

Reince Priebus has gotten into it with CNN and NBC about their airing documantaries on Hillary Clinton. He's threatening not to hold any primary debates on their channels unless they pull this 'propaganda.'

Freepers respond by noting what a REAL documentary about Hillary must include, and also loudly proclaim that they have no faith in the GOP (at least until 2014).

Martin Tell knows debates are for suckers anyhow:

The Pubbies should refuse to play this "debate" game anyway. Last round was so biased it was beyond a joke.

And since it looks like the general election will just be a coronation of Queen Hillary[!] with Christie as the designated RINO loser, what difference will it make?

NKP_Vet is sure everyone hates Hillary:

What cracks me up is the new hero of democrats is an almost 70 year old woman in questionable health. A pathological liar on top of that. Ole thunder thighs in all her glory. The great hero of lesbians everywhere.

Hostage is still fucking that Benghazi chicken:

I’ll bet serious money they won’t document the dereliction she committed in reference to Benghazi.

drypowder gives us a preview of why any actual anti-Hillary reporting will be lost in a sea of crazy:

sorry for being so verbose here;

will the documentary include the mysterious suicide death of the hildahag's close friend Vince Foster?

will it include the hildahag's involvement in the WACO Texas massacre of the Branch Dividian Christian Church members?

will it include her ill gotten $100,000.00 pay off in a few days time from a $1,000 investment in the cattle futures?

will it include who actually hired Greg Livingstone who stole over 1,000 FBI files of the Clinton's political enemies?

will it include the hildahag's partnership in the Rose Law Firms criminal involvement in the Whitewater land scandal where the firms files went missing during a congressional inquiry and then turned up in the Clinton's WH living quarters over two years later?

Oh gee, there is just too much evidence of corruption on the hildahag for me to keep listing here. Documentary film? No, clearly PROPAGANDA to cover the hildahag's entrenched criminality but although she clearly failed as Secretary of State and did nothing as a senator, some think she is qualified to be the President of the US?? Give us an effing break!! Her qualifications = she is neck deep in criminal activity and is a liar.

Bon mots ...I, what? erm..Saddam?

Clinton News Network is getting ready to plug more propaganda.
For 8 years they were Saddam Hussein’s propaganda face in the West; now they have decided to carry water for a new monster.